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Chapter 1401 Sage Elf

That was not an elf that Blaze had seen before, because it was a male elf.

He was wearing a wanderer's coat that looked very much like a minstrel, had slightly curled blond hair at the ends, and wore a wide hat. Although he was a wanderer, he did not look dirty or messy at all, but rather fresh and natural.

Blaze took the initiative to step forward and say hello. Surprisingly, the male elf knew him. It seemed that to the elves, he was already a very important figure.

"Lord Blaze, my name is Alvin, a wandering bard in stories." Alvin took off his hat and saluted Blaze very politely, with a kind of frivolousness that was not annoying but rather hearty.

If someone else did it, it might seem a bit greasy, but if a male elf did it, it wouldn't feel that way, and the reason is very real. No matter what the male elf says, he will give people the feeling of a sage.

Not the kind of sage who is full of wisdom, but the kind of sage who has no desires.

This is also something that cannot be helped. The elves have an extremely long lifespan, which is related to their origin.

The elves are ancient beings from the [World Tree], and their birth was based on the death of the original giant.

The gods headed by Odin are descendants of the original giants, while the elves are a species born from the corpses of the original giants.

Also born together were dwarves, dark elves, etc., who to some extent inherited the power of the original giants, so living long was not a problem at all.

However, compared to the direct descendants of the original giants, who are also giants and gods, the life born from the corpses of the original giants is incomparably small. Before humans were created, they were [humans]. This is why the elves' cognition is similar to that of humans.

Here we have to mention the fertility of elves. They are similar to humans and need to go through ten months of pregnancy, but their physical abilities are far superior to humans. Even ten months of pregnancy will not affect them at all, and even giving birth to a child will not cause any burden on the body.

The result, of course, was a rapid increase in the number of elves, but by the time the gods realized this problem, the problem had been automatically solved.

According to Odin, the person involved, the male elves completed a certain evolution on the psychological level, as if they had a sudden enlightenment and changed from physical reproduction to psychological reproduction, pursuing the growth of the flame of civilization.

Although it was said to be very advanced, it was actually not working. There was nothing wrong with the body, but it just didn't work. All male elves were like sages from then on.

Female elves are similar, but they go to the other extreme. They have no physical desires but stronger psychological desires.

Blaze asked Alvin about the latest situation of the Golden Sea of ​​Trees, and Alvin shook his head.

Male elves do not often return to the Golden Sea of ​​Trees. The official reason is that there is a clear division of labor among the elves. Female elves become the guardians of the Golden Sea of ​​Trees, while male elves are responsible for wandering and collecting as a reward for protecting the elves in the Golden Sea of ​​Trees - the story.

So Alvin is more aware of the current situation of the Tree of Life.

"The problems with the trees of life are many. They have souls that are eager to move, but their bodies can only be rooted in the ground. Once they try to move, they will easily cause the ground to churn."

"That's true." Blaze recalled that when the defense line was established in World R, the Tree of Life moved with the help of the druid tribe and the elves. The scene was not much different from a complete upheaval.

"Only vivid stories can soothe their restless hearts. This is our mission." Alvin took out a string instrument that sounded like a bard and played it twice.

"But if the story is repeated, they will get bored, so we have to change it. There is no other way. The most epic stories in the world are always so similar, except for the endings." "I hope you can be more restrained in this regard." Blaze sighed and held his forehead.

This is probably why the elves have become perverted. If they are not perverted enough, how can they come up with perverted stories?
No matter what, the elves are perverted for the sake of world peace, so we should forgive them. If they don't become perverted, the Tree of Life will start to run wild.

"Actually..." Alvin played the strings twice more, a little cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and a pale and painful expression appeared on his face. "I'm almost at my limit. No, I've exceeded my limit for a long time. I really can't make a story more bizarre."

"I recall countless years ago when I was faced with the horror of giving birth. Nothing can make me feel happy anymore."

The corner of Blaze's eye twitched. This couldn't be the great crisis that Kullene was vaguely aware of. That was too abstract. Because there was no perverted story, the Tree of Life was going to start making trouble?

"So, you're here to collect new stories?"

"No~" Alvin's expression changed very quickly, and he smiled happily, "The Tree of Life hasn't asked us for stories for two years. They have set their sights on strangers."

"A leaf or a blade of grass, the words of a stranger make the dew on the leaves tremble, and the figure of a stranger makes them curiously follow, and there are endless new stories in it for them to look forward to."

"That's right. There are indeed many stories about strangers."

Blaze breathed a sigh of relief. Strangers would travel to countless worlds and experience countless stories. Even if they did not deliberately say them out loud, those stories would leave traces on them that would be extremely conspicuous in the eyes of the Tree of Life.

At least the Golden Sea of ​​Trees won't have any problems because the elves can't come up with perverted stories.

"In fact, there is a person, no, it should be said that God, who thinks that there may be a big problem in the Golden Sea of ​​Trees. I don't know if you have noticed it."

Alvin plucked the strings twice and asked, "Is it the great god Hermes?"

"Oh, it seems you know him. Did he also enter your place and do that?"

"No, we summoned him." Alvin shrugged. "He is not only a great messenger, but also a male fertility god, so we sought his help for fertility problems, and his answer was..."

That’s right, “…” is the answer that Culene gave to the elves.

If this world uses a scale of 1 to 10 to judge appearance, then the average appearance of elves is 8, and the lowest is also 8.

For Cyrene, living among such a group of beautiful creatures, it was unacceptable for her to have such problems.

The reason why it ends with "..." is very simple. Even Kullene can't do anything to the elves.

He is just simply lustful, not a pervert.

(End of this chapter)