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Chapter 1954 YES I AM!
Chapter 1954 YES I AM!
One question placed Greenland in the cosmos, plunging it into endless contemplation and self-exploration.
Are you an adult?
Since she was 13, she has always had only one answer to this kind of question, and it is also the answer that countless people would give.
Even if she is all alone, even if she faces thousands of mountains and seas, and countless hardships and dangers, she will be like a pirate searching for treasure in the stormy seas. No matter how many times she rises and falls, she will always stick her head out of the ocean, pass through the wind and rain, and shout loudly towards the bright world that is locked by the law and the dark clouds that morality has turned into!
【YES, I am!】
Even if you're just a child, you should stand up when it's time to stand up!
Even children should witness the adult world; otherwise, how can they grow up?
So at that moment, when Herbie asked the question, Greenland almost reflexively—no, as if swearing an oath of loyalty to some great power—shouted out.
"YES, I am!"
"Oh, oh! Such a loud answer, that's impressive." Herbie was truly stunned, staring blankly at Greenland.
"Cough cough cough!" Perhaps realizing that her reaction was too strong, Greenland calmed down; she had lost control of her role.
There's no way around it, because she was born in an era when virtual stealth technology was gradually maturing and replacing VR technology, so many real-name authentications were conducted in the virtual world.
She'd seen this kind of question, "Are you an adult?" countless times, so she reflexively shouted, "Yes, I am!"
It is said that it used to be just a simple warning interface, but with the development of facial recognition technology, the process of confirming whether someone is an adult has gradually become more complicated. Especially now, the virtual scuba pod can directly scan the person inside.
But these kinds of things are always a battle of wits, and there's always a way to break through them. One such way is to use virtual characters with adult appearances to deceive the system.
In Greenland at that time, identification technology was not very advanced, so there were opportunities to take advantage of it.
As it turned out... she wasn't the only one who came up with this method, and coincidentally, everyone chose the same person.
A middle-aged man with a face full of bitterness and hatred, carrying a deep-seated blood feud, became a regular visitor to major pornographic websites, and consistently ranked first in terms of page views and downloads, a stark contrast to his previous work.
In reality, many people used the best virtual stealth game characters at the time to fool the identification system. Although this method no longer works and the vulnerability has been fixed, Greenland had already reached adulthood by then, so it didn't matter at all.
“We’ve gone off-topic.” Greenland patted his head and said seriously, “Some places have coming-of-age ceremonies, and some don’t. Customs vary greatly from place to place. I’m the type who doesn’t have one, but I am indeed an adult.”
"Then you must be very experienced."
"Abundant?" Greenland was once again plunged into the cosmos.
She recounted her long gaming history, from the apocalypse to cosmic wanderings, during which countless children who never even had the chance to attend their coming-of-age ceremony died because of her...
Life is so fragile, and she was a woman burdened with sin.
Well, actually she was frightened by Herbie's question and subconsciously started to escape reality.
"You, you're not talking about your experience in that area, are you?"
Greenland looked embarrassed, made a circle with his left index finger and thumb, extended his right index finger, and slowly moved closer.
Herbie nodded silently, her little face flushed red. Combined with her childish features, it gave Greenland the feeling that he was committing a crime.
If she were captured by the cannibals at this moment, she would be left with no recourse but to suffer in silence. Perhaps she would even shout, "My life has been worthwhile!"
But honestly, Herbie is actually older than her.
Greenland immediately made a warning gesture to Herbie, then flung open the door, peeked out and scanned the surroundings. Finding no one around, he cast a warning spell and closed the door, repeating the same action on the windows. Only after confirming that no one was lurking nearby and that no one would suddenly enter or eavesdrop on his whim did Greenland breathe a sigh of relief.
This kind of tactic is too old-fashioned; she would never let such a thing happen to her.
When Greenland returned after finishing his work, Herbie sat obediently on the sofa, her face still flushed.
Even though Herbie is such a person, he is still incredibly inexperienced in this area. He puts all his passion into his career, which means he's a complete novice in everything else.
"Alright, which question should we start with?"
Greenland paced back and forth in front of Herbie, feeling that this matter concerned her reputation.
"First of all, why do you think I'm experienced?"
"Because you often say those kinds of things."
"What?"
"Damn it, and you often target the male monsters' groin." Herbie remained calm when she said those lines, after all, she was an adult, had seen a lot of people, and had perfect theoretical knowledge.
On the contrary, Greenland's face turned pink. It was one thing for her to shout those words when she was excited, but for others to repeat them in front of her, especially the petite Herbie who looked like she wasn't even an adult, repeating them with a kind of innocent and carefree attitude, made her feel extremely ashamed.
"I imagine you must be very experienced," Herbie exclaimed sincerely.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo—" Greenland imitated a rooster's crow, but instead of responding reluctantly, he turned his head sharply as if he were about to break his own neck and asked in a low voice.
Why are you suddenly asking this question?
"Because among the women I know, the only one I'm close enough to talk about this kind of thing with is you," Herbie said sincerely.
"I really need an experienced person to correct my theoretical knowledge."
Greenland was deeply moved, but also a little confused.
"Isn't there Audrey too?"
“We can’t talk to Audrey about this,” Herbie sighed softly, emphasizing again, “We can’t talk to her about this; she doesn’t need to learn it.”
"Is that so?" Greenland gave an awkward smile and scratched the back of his head. "Sorry, actually I don't have any experience either."
"Really?" Perhaps because they were both inexperienced, Herbie's tone was a bit casual, with a hint of teasing.
"I saw that you and the Ripper had a good relationship, and I thought you had already done what you were supposed to do naturally."
At this point, Greenland fell silent and did not answer for a long time.
Herbie was taken aback and sensed something was wrong. He cautiously probed.
"What's wrong? Did something happen between you two?"
"My body... has encountered a bit of an accident." Greenland's voice was hoarse.
(End of this chapter)
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