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Chapter 2001 Advantages in this regard

Chapter 2001 Advantages in this regard
Blazer broke out in a cold sweat. He thought about the implications. Strangers wearing strange clothes wasn't a new phenomenon, and people generally accepted it, but that acceptance was based on the premise that it was just "strange clothes with a perverse sense of humor."

Bikini armor, or rather the bikini itself, is not exactly strange clothing; it's just a rather bold and novel thing brought by outsiders.

This type of clothing, which exposes large areas of skin, challenged the relatively retro clothing culture, and was quickly and completely accepted by the orcs.

For example, Lottie wore a rather daring bikini priestess outfit, with only a light veil covering her lower body and the fabric covering her three points.

Surprisingly, this doesn't feel overtly erotic, because orcs have thick layers of fur, and the bikini is more like a second layer of clothing.

However, not many humans accepted it. People living in relatively hot climates, whose clothing is bold and passionate, accepted it as quickly as the orcs. But people in comfortable or relatively cold climates found it difficult to accept.

The key lies in the attitude of strangers wearing bikinis. Strangers dressed in strange clothes have a very obvious feeling of wanting to scare or amuse others, while wearing bikinis gives off a sense of casualness and nonchalance.

It can be said that the strange clothes of strangers are forcibly infringing on people's aesthetics, while their wearing of bikinis and armor is shaking up even more deeply rooted customs.

Blazer couldn't imagine what kind of negative perception the outside world would have of Asgard when the 300 angelic strangers that Greenland had mentioned took the stage as representatives of Asgard.

Not to mention that the 300 busty angelic aliens wearing bikini armor may not necessarily be women, or they may only appear to be women.

Greenland saw Blazer covering his face and his expression changing, and she knew that Blazer was wavering. So she immediately put her little brain to work and try to sort out the pros and cons for Blazer.

"A man wearing a bikini armor or a woman wearing a bikini armor, which would you choose?"

“…Women.” Blaze slumped down. Yes, if it were all women wearing bikini armor, it would at most be considered daring, but if it were all men wearing bikini armor, that would probably be perverted.

He had seen it before.

Once it became a choice between two options, things suddenly became much simpler.

But Blazer was no longer the naive young man he was a year and a half ago, easily fooled by Greenland; he immediately grasped the crux of the problem.

“Wait a minute, male angels don’t necessarily turn into bikini armor.” Blaze felt he had caught Greenland’s weakness, his eyes sharp. “After all, bikinis have always been women’s clothing, men should wear swim trunks.”

"Men who are shirtless can be handsome too!"

Blazer's meager counterattack only earned him a sneer from Greenland.

"Do you think strangers wear bikini armor because they don't know bikinis are for women? They're deliberately dressing like men in bikinis! You're so naive!"

"Gulp!" Blaze was hit where it hurt and couldn't argue back.

He almost forgot that strangers are inherently "abnormal," and there are many strangers dressed as women, and even more dressed as women who deliberately let you see that they are men.

Wearing a bikini is just the least noteworthy part of it.

The male angelic aliens he imagined wearing swim trunks-like equipment were impossible to find. They might exist, but the vast majority would definitely choose the more eye-catching bikinis.

Seeing that Blazer had compromised, Greenland changed his attitude, patted Blazer on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly.

"Moreover, choosing a woman's appearance is a helpless choice, a surrender to force."

"How so?" Blaze pricked up his ears. If it was for combat power, then he couldn't accept it. It's like the dancer class, which requires wearing relatively light clothing to exert its inspiring and seductive effects.

"Angels can consume the Holy Marks on their bodies to strengthen Angelic Prayer. The Holy Marks can be used as a special kind of skill point. The more they consume, the higher the level of enhancement."

"In this case, the more Stigmata the better, and since the size of the Stigmata is fixed, this means that the more skin area there is, the more Stigmata can appear."

Greenland gestured a huge arc across his chest.

"Women have an advantage in this regard."

"Hiss—" Blazer thought Greenland was talking nonsense, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to make a lot of sense.

So, Greenland's emphasis on large breasts seems to be based on intensity as well.

Power can so easily distort everything; in the pursuit of strength, people are always forced to give up something.

"If that's the case, then there's nothing we can do."

"Since you're so worried about being misunderstood, I have another good idea?" Greenland stroked his chin, revealing a mischievous smile.

"Why not just drag others down with you? As the King of Asgard, don't you have certain powers in the committee? Use those powers to create a reasonable occasion where wearing a bikini is required, wouldn't that solve the problem?"

"Gurgle!?" Blaze was shaken again, his pupils dilating.

"Choose one: a bad social atmosphere or what appears to be just teenage curiosity."

It's another despicable choice between two options, but what's even more despicable is that one of the options is a time-limited selection.

In two months, the excuse of "teenager curiosity" won't hold water.

"Then, what's so reasonable about a competition where you're wearing... a bikini?" Blaze finally gave in, asking with a flushed face.

As he kept saying "bikini bikini," his mind began to unconsciously wander. He had originally wanted to calm down through Herbie, but his brain automatically switched to the giant Herbie.

He felt his face burning up.

"Hmm, let me think..." Greenland pondered seriously, then let out a troubled sigh.

"It seems like no matter what sport it is, mentioning that you have to wear a bikini always sounds malicious... but it's okay, Blazer."

"If you offer this kind of opinion now, you'll only get ambiguous looks like, 'Oh, typical teenage kid.' Most importantly, you have to trust your looks; handsome people won't be disliked for offering this kind of opinion!"

Greenland started arguing and talking nonsense halfway through her speech. Anyway, she didn't have the right to make that suggestion. If she did, she would have made it without hesitation and would have thrown a tantrum to get it approved.

In the end, Blaze, at Greenland's urging, wrote a letter and had a chicken deliver it to Hebe. He was willing to risk everything for the sake of Asgard's moral character.

(End of this chapter)

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