Players’ NPC daddy

Chapter 2031 Infiltration
Although the sun is shining brightly today, the Greenlanders feel a chill all over their bodies, and their fur is standing on end.

Blazer smiled as brightly as ever, but the fact that he was facing away from the sun made him look incredibly eerie.

This feeling is like a terrifying paranormal scene. No matter how sunny the smile is, it will seem very scary, especially when it appears suddenly, with a hint of "revealing one's true colors".

Blazer's smile faded; he could almost hear Greenland's rapid-fire brainstorming.

"Hey? Hey hey! What are you thinking? Didn't you teach me this?"

"I taught you that, don't spread rumors! I didn't teach you anything about reading instructions or using underhanded tricks!" Greenland shook her head violently, her cat ears swaying back and forth.

Blazer selectively ignored Greenland's attempt to distance itself from the situation and helplessly shrugged.

"Don't you often complain about the despicable tricks other worlds use to drain your wealth?"

Is there really such a thing?

Greenland drew out his words, giving himself some time to recall. The answer was yes: he complained about the game's poor inventory management, the game's gacha rates being completely fake, and the game's guaranteed drop rate always being off.

If she didn't complain about these things, how could she possibly enjoy herself?

What's scary is that Blaze actually listened to these words that were purely expressing negative emotions. Normally, she would have been moved to tears, but now she just felt a chill.

Blazer really listened to everything and actually put it into practice.

Thinking back to how Blazer usually listened attentively to her complaints, it's really creepy when viewed through a different filter.

"My bottom line is that the minimum guarantee can't be compromised, otherwise I'll sever all ties with you!" Greenland was filled with grief and indignation, as if he had seen the dragon-slaying youth turn into a vicious dragon.

"What kind of person do you take me for? How could I do something that you hate? Besides, the shipment rate is quite high, with Jasmine guaranteeing a 2% shipment rate."

"Really? That's great!"

Greenland was immediately delighted.

To the forger, who was about to leave the priest's house, this scene seemed as if Blaze would approve of all of Blaze's actions simply because he guaranteed not to violate Greenland's very superficial principles.

In a sense, they both doted on each other.

“Even though you said that, I still won’t help you send this dress.” Greenland’s tone changed, and she returned to the main topic.

"Consider it a practice session in advance."

"Practice? Practice what?"

"Of course, I'll send bikinis. As for who they'll be sent to, I won't name them. Listing them out one by one would not only sound like reciting a menu, but it would also reveal my internal ranking of who I support."

"There's a leaderboard too!?" Blaze was caught off guard by Greenland's sudden and blatant attack, and panicked, stammering as he spoke.

"I...I can't hear you, I don't understand what you're saying?"

"Since you've already proposed a competition where bikinis are the standard attire, isn't it perfectly normal to give bikinis to some important female friends?"

Greenland suddenly lunged at Blazer, the unusual angle of her head distorting her entire cat-like face, making her left eye appear exceptionally large, as if it occupied half of her face.

"But you clearly made me do it!"

"I only made a suggestion, but wasn't it you who chose to do it? Didn't you agree with it to some extent? How can you put all the blame on me?"

"You...you tricked me?!" "Didn't I help you solve your problem back then? For the sake of Asgard's social atmosphere, didn't you already make the decision to drag everyone down with you?"

Despite the bright sunshine, Blazer felt a chill creep over him; under the watchful eye of the Greenland cat, he felt as if he had fallen into a trap.

Pretend to offer friendly advice, then lure him step by step into a predicament, until he is deeply trapped and unable to extricate himself, while you sit on the sidelines and chuckle to yourself.

Wasn't that your own choice?

That's downright devilish!
"Alright, I'll go deliver it." The forger emerged from the priest's house like a savior.

Greenland, like a petty thug, smacked his lips as if to make sure the forger could hear.

"Mind your own business, kid."

"Hmph, impatient sir." The forger glanced down at Greenland.

"More than seeing Blaze shyly give a bikini to a strange woman, I'm curious to know who Blaze will give his to first. Don't waste such a precious first time!"

"What!?"

Blaze's face tightened. He regretted not delivering the equipment more decisively. After all, it was just delivering equipment. But there were many similar items later, and he kept dragging his feet. Now he was in a bind.

Judging from Greenland's sparkling eyes, he probably has no choice but to deliver the bikini.

"My bottom line is that you cannot make criminal reports!"

"As long as you're not a coward, why would we do something as pointless as giving advance notice!" Greenland and the forger said in unison.

"Damn it!"

Blazer scratched his head in frustration, while Greenland and the forger smiled contentedly. Little did they know the serious consequences that the "gift of bikinis" would trigger.

This matter, like a bomb with a self-destruct keyword set, has now been temporarily shelved.

The [Seed of Green Nature] was handed over to the forger, who then gave it to Ice and Snow 233.

Although forgers often make lewd jokes, because the person in question has a very unique personality, ordinary lewd jokes simply don't satisfy them. They mostly make related lewd jokes, so when a forger is holding bikini-type equipment, it actually feels "ordinary".

"Honestly, Blaze, putting aside my personal amusement, I really can't deliver it for you." Greenland patted his shoulder, adopting a serious expression.

"Anyone is fine, but not Ice233, really not."

"Why?" Blazer became curious. Greenland was known for its unbridled nature; there was basically nothing they wouldn't dare to do, only things they wanted to do or couldn't do.

"Simply put, she's the daughter of the client, and I'm the contractor. How could I possibly give the client's daughter such an embarrassingly shameful piece of equipment?"

“Oh~” Blaze squinted and recalled that the other angelic aliens were all male at heart, so it didn’t matter if they dressed revealingly. But if they were female, it might be a little hard to accept.

"But haven't you already turned the client's daughter into an angel who can only unleash her power when dressed provocatively? Or rather, haven't you developed a fighting style that can only unleash its power when dressed provocatively?"

"That's why I haven't dared to see that client lately." Greenland smiled, a smile that seemed utterly lifeless.

"Condolences."

(End of this chapter)