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Chapter 1397: One, Two, Three! Explode!

"Comrades, fellow villagers of Nahe, and distinguished guests who have come from afar, hello!"

Liao Bingsheng stood on the stage, facing the microphone and clearing his throat, "Today we are excited to celebrate the official completion and opening of the first asphalt road in Nahe! This is a moment of celebration for the whole county, this is a moment of joy and excitement. In the past year, we have raised funds from various sources..."

Sun Jianping yawned, and when he saw Secretary Xiao coming over and whispering something to him, he smiled and shook his head, "So many leaders are here, who am I? Let the leaders go first!"

At this moment, Liao Bingsheng's speech ended. Secretary Xiao turned his head and looked at him helplessly. Liao Bingsheng glared at him and waved his hands!

If he doesn't want to participate, let him do it!
It seems like the earth would stop spinning without him!
Don’t know how to praise!

As the ribbon-cutting ceremony was about to begin, all the leaders took their positions. Secretary Fang kept waving at Sun Jianping, but Sun Jianping held his stomach and waved his hands, indicating that he suddenly had a stomachache!

"This kid is just too useless!" Secretary Fang glared at him, "Then let's get started, Lao Liao!"

"Okay, let's start!"

Everyone stood in a row. In front of them was the newly repaired main road of Nahe County. There were several obvious manhole covers on the road, less than five meters away from everyone!

"Are you all ready, reporters? One, two, three, let's begin the ribbon-cutting process!"

"Crack!"

"boom!"

"Wow!"

At the moment the scissors fell, all kinds of feces, urine and debris that had been accumulated in the sewer pipe for several days with nowhere to vent finally burst out at this critical juncture after fermentation!
With a loud bang, the manhole cover flew into the sky, and then sewage mixed with all kinds of yellow and green things rained down like raindrops, bathing the leaders who came to attend the ceremony from head to toe!
The scene was completely silent!

There were only pairs of eyes wide open staring at the manhole cover flying into the air!
The manhole cover fell to the ground with a bang, hitting the asphalt road heavily. Everyone woke up as if from a dream and lowered their heads to smell the smell on their bodies!

vomit!
What good smell can there be in the sewer!

Several leaders vomited on the spot, and the crowd watching the scene also suffered an unexpected disaster. They howled and screamed, and scattered, running to find water to wash the dirt off their bodies!

"Liao Bingsheng, what's wrong with you?"

Secretary Fang wiped the dirty water off his face, and his face twitched like a dried apple that had been left for several months. He roared at Liao Bingsheng, which frightened him so much that he trembled!

"Lead me..."

"What do you mean by you? You must give me a reasonable explanation for this matter!"

Secretary Fang flicked his sleeves, throwing out several yellow and black pieces...

vomit!
He leaned his hands against a big tree by the roadside and vomited violently!
The celebration was ruined by the sudden "rainstorm". Liao Bingsheng had a gloomy face and endured the pungent smell of dirt on his body. He walked to the sewer pipe, looked down, and suddenly his head buzzed!
This is just the section of the sewer pipe!
There is no sewage area connected to the linear park!

All the sewage and feces discharged from the residents' homes are piled up in the pipes, and now it's June and the weather is hot...

Liao Bingyi, you bastard!
Damn it!

I gave you so much money, and you only built a half-finished project for me!
If it were any normal day, it would be fine, but this incident was ruined because Liao Bingsheng invited many leading cadres to come in order to show off, and in the end no one escaped, and everyone was given a good bath by the rain!
"What's going on?"

Sun Jianping ran back from a distance holding toilet paper and covering his stomach. He saw that this group of leaders, big and small, were all covered with yellow, green, black, and red... sticky, yellow, and smelly sewage flowing down their heads, emitting a stench that could knock people out. He hurriedly covered his nose and handed the toilet paper to them.

"That bastard surnamed Liao is deliberately trying to embarrass us..."

"Leader, please stop talking and wipe your mouth. It's all gone into your mouth..."

"vomit……"

Everyone leaned against the wall of the county compound and vomited together!
The scene is called a spectacular!
"Xiao Xiao, quickly tell the kitchen to boil some hot water so that the leaders can wash themselves. How could the manhole cover explode for no reason..." Sun Jianping pinched his nose, dodged the sewage and "bombs" of various colors flowing all over the ground, came to the manhole cover, and looked down cautiously!

He had seen clearly a few days ago that the sewer pipe in front of the county compound only extended to the curb and did not pass through the county compound to the strip park in the north!

But now, taking another look at it in front of all the leaders, it seems more convincing, doesn't it?

"Why is this sewer pipe only half-finished? How did this project pass inspection?"

Sun Jianping started shouting and Liao Bingsheng's face turned black and white. He stood aside, enduring the strange smell on his body, without saying a word.

"The water is ready, everyone come in and take a shower!" Secretary Xiao shouted hurriedly to help the leader out of the situation.

Leader Cai took the towel and wiped the dirt off his body, glanced at him, sighed deeply, and turned to walk into the courtyard.

"You bastard!"

"This is just nonsense!"

"It's really a disgrace to Nahe!"

After washing off the dirt on their bodies, this group of leaders sat in the office wrapped in large towels. Thinking of the scene just now, they were so angry that they started cursing!

"Good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels a thousand miles. I think this incident will spread all over the country within ten days!" Secretary Fang smiled bitterly and grabbed the pink toilet paper to wipe his mouth. He always felt that there was still a taste in his mouth.

A strange smell that is both smelly and spicy lingers in the mouth and cannot be shaken off!
vomit!
nausea!

"I'm so sorry, leaders. I didn't expect this to happen..."

Liao Bingsheng just dived into a big bucket of water and scrubbed himself vigorously from head to toe. Like Secretary Fang, he also felt that there was still a smell on his body!

It seems to stink again!
I have to wash it again later!
But the most urgent task is to appease these leaders who have come from afar to attend the celebration. If I make them angry, what consequences will I suffer?
He hurriedly pushed the door open with a flattering smile on his face. Everyone looked at him and turned away, not wanting to pay any attention to him.

"Old Liao, how do you do your job? The sewer pipe you just laid exploded? You bastard!"

Leader Cai cursed angrily, "You must give me a reasonable explanation for this matter, otherwise you will be punished!"

He stood up and waved his hand, "Let's go, everyone go back!"

"Let's go!"

Everyone dispersed, leaving Liao Bingsheng standing alone, rolling his eyes and looking out the window.

Finished!

It's all over!
Liao Bingyi, you little beast!

It's all your fault!
I will peel off your skin and pull out your tendons! I will cut you into pieces!
Liao Bingsheng suddenly jumped around in the conference room like a mad wild boar, almost shouting out all the dirty words!

I didn't expect that a grand opening ceremony, which could have added luster to my career, was messed up!

He also gave a good bath to all the leaders who came to congratulate him!

After venting his anger, he sat down on the ground dejectedly, covering his face with his hands, crying one after another. Secretary Xiao stood at the door, looking at him eagerly, wanting to say a few words of comfort, but didn't know what to say.

"Old Liao, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Jianping hurried over and looked at the messy meeting room he had made. Liao Bingsheng was sitting on the floor crying with his hands covering his face. He quickly waved to Secretary Xiao, and the two of them went into the room together, helped him up and helped him to his seat. "You are in your forties, why are you still crying like a child? We are not afraid of anything when we encounter it. Come on, stand up straight and face it!"

"Sun Jianping, don't run away. This is fake compassion!" Liao Bingsheng became even angrier when he saw him. He jumped up with a roar and cursed!
(End of this chapter)