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Chapter 1460 You learned this from Doubao!
Chapter 1460 You learned this from Doubao!
"Dad is back!"
"Did Dad bring any delicious food?"
Qian Huijun opened the door with her three children and saw her husband, who had just come home after a long trip. Her nose felt a little sour and her eyes were a little wet. She snorted softly, "I was just staying in the room when I heard people calling outside. It turned out that my husband was back!"
"Haha, I'm back!"
Sun Jianping smiled awkwardly, pushed Little Tiger aside, walked to his wife, and grabbed her hand, "Miss me?"
"Go away. I think you are so happy here that you just came back now!" Qian Huijun pushed him proudly. "How are you, County Magistrate Sun? Are there many foreign beauties?"
Well, with this accent and this gesture, she is definitely possessed by Lin Daiyu!
"There are so many, so many, but none of them is as pretty as my wife!"
"Tsk, you only know how to say nice things!" Qian Huijun couldn't pretend anymore and chuckled, "After going out for a while, I didn't learn any skills, but I did learn some exquisite mischief!"
"No matter how high or far the kite flies, the string is still in your hand!" Sun Jianping smiled and said, "I also bought a lot of gifts for my wife!"
"Go away, you are just talking nonsense. Where is your gift?"
"They're all in the car... Damn, Fucai, you little bastard, where did you take my big box?"
Sun Jianping then remembered that the suitcase was still on the tractor, and hurriedly jumped over the wall to get it, causing Doubao and Dabai to bark!
"Look at your dad's silly look!"
Qian Huijun smiled.
Just come back!
If you don’t come back, I will be really angry!
"This is the hat that your uncle bought for you... This is the skirt and shoes that Miss Wu bought for you..."
Sitting on the kang at home, Sun Jianping opened two large suitcases and took out gifts one by one. Qian Huijun picked up a striped dress and gestured, shaking her head, "This foreigner's aesthetic taste is not that good, so old-fashioned..."
"These color combinations are popular there right now, and look at this..."
"Hey, what is this? I'm not wearing it!"
"You have to learn to accept new things... This is given to you by the eldest daughter, and this is for the third daughter..."
"Dad, what about me?" The second cricket pupa crawled over, made faces and stuck out tongue, giggled, and asked him for a gift.
"I would like to get you an MG42 machine gun, but the customs won't let you bring it." Sun Jianping smiled and pinched his son's little face, then took out a small plastic pistol from the bottom of the box and stuffed it into his hand, "Take it and play with it!"
“Oh oh oh!” The little guy took it and gestured, “biubiubiu…Sister, look at the gun!”
"Sunbathing your face is not right!"
So the second brother was pinned to the edge of the kang and beaten up by the eldest and third brothers!
"My second uncle said that he is going to invest this amount of money in us to build a large pig farm, but how to get this money is still a problem..."
After sharing the gifts she brought back, Qian Huijun leaned in her husband's arms, and the two held hands, enjoying the comfort of reuniting after a short separation.
The three children were holding small pistols and howling wildly in the yard.
"Three hundred million, by then we'll have to treat it all as a big piece of fat meat. You take a piece and I take a piece, and in the end, we'll only have a handful of pig hair left."
Qian Huijun changed to a more comfortable position, put her arms around his neck, and sniffed, which surprised Sun Jianping. "You learned this from Doubao!"
"Tsk, stop talking nonsense!" Qian Huijun nodded at him, "Let me smell whether you have the scent of a foreign woman!"
"Speaking of foreign women, I remember an incident. One day in New York, my second uncle insisted on taking us to the indoor beach by the sea. Hehe... Uncle Cao and Uncle Zhang were so embarrassed..."
Qian Huijun listened with great interest to his talk about foreign women running around naked on the beach. With a sly gleam in her big eyes, she pinched his ear and said, "You are still talking about them. Did you see it?"
"I watched it!" Sun Jianping said confidently, "I didn't watch it secretly like them. I watched it openly!"
"Shame on you!" She pinched her husband's cheeks, and suddenly felt like comparing herself to him. "Is he as good-looking as me?"
"She's definitely not as pretty as my wife! Foreign women are all tall and strong, with waists this thick, stronger than men, and hairy. Don't even mention that, it's disgusting just to look at them!"
"Then why are you still looking!" Qian Huijun chuckled!
“I look at the bizarre capitalist world with a critical eye!”
"I just like your shameless energy!" Qian Huijun laughed so hard that her body shook. "Brother, I still don't understand what the relationship between Miss Wu and Second Uncle is. Are they going to get married?"
"It's complicated to say. Marriage is of course impossible. Second uncle is so smart, how could he marry her and let her share his property?"
He increasingly felt the confusion of interpersonal relationships in foreign countries. "To put it bluntly, the two of them just wanted what they liked and what they needed. She coveted her second uncle's status and money, and her second uncle coveted her beauty and gentleness, so the two of them lived together, that's all."
Miss Qian kept shaking her head. To put it in a vulgar way, isn't that just a mistress?
Unable to understand!
“There are so many things that are incomprehensible. In a word, what exists is reasonable, so just take it easy.”
"That's absolutely right. Things that are irrational cannot exist, and things that can exist have their own way of survival..." Qian Huijun leaned her head on his chest, squinted her eyes, and listened to her husband's strong heartbeat. "You don't know how much I have missed you these days. I was really afraid that you, a stinky bottle, would be seduced by a foreign girl and leave us alone... Woo woo woo..."
Sun Jianping bent down and kissed his wife, "You know what, there are quite a few foreign girls who are flirting with me!"
"Go, I told you you're fat and you're still panting. How blind that foreign girl must be!" Qian Huijun was a little unconvinced and spat, "You are mine. If anyone dares to snatch you from me, I'll kick her out!"
"Ha ha!"
Sun Jianping hugged his wife, the setting sun shone in through the window. He took a breath. The United States, with its flowers in bloom and thriving economy, could not compare to the warmth and comfort of the sunshine at home.
"You must be hungry. I'll make you something delicious!"
"I'm not hungry... Hold me for a while longer..."
Miss Qian hung on him like a koala and refused to come down.
"Let me tell you, those buildings built in foreign countries are really amazing. The buildings are so tall that they almost penetrate the clouds. Jianping's second uncle took us up in the elevator. The view is really great. We can even see the sea..."
After dinner in the evening, the villagers all came to Lao Cao's house. Cui Yufen distributed the foreign candies she brought back to everyone. While tasting the flavors from the other side of the ocean, everyone listened with relish to the story of the experience of going to the United States.
"Jianping's uncle is very rich, and his yard is as big as half of our village..."
"That boss, don't you have some corn planted in your yard?" Xiao Lu interrupted. Lao Cao glared at him, "You're still planting corn? Why don't you plant some sorghum? They don't plant anything. They just plant this tall grass. They stick a stick in the ground and put a ball there. It's called golf. I'll swing the stick and hit the ball out..."
Sun Jianping led his wife and children into the house. Seeing that the room was packed with people, he smiled and said, "Do you guys want to go to the United States, too? Why don't I talk to my second uncle about the entire tour group and we can go together!"
"That's great!" Xiao Lu clapped his hands and cheered, but was pinched by Xia Hongmei!
(End of this chapter)
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