It starts with the production team driving the big truck
Chapter 1559: Simple and crude but effective!
Chapter 1559: Simple and crude but effective!
As cowardly as the little bottle!
The old cat squatted grimly on Sun Jianping's shoulder, slapping the back of his head with its big tail. It raised its little head forty-five degrees and meowed triumphantly!
Is Meow awesome?
"Great, great! Our cat is the dumbest!"
Sun Jianping smiled and rubbed the cat's ears as a reward!
The old cat narrowed his eyes and his whiskers reached the sky!
Cat...
He is the guardian angel of the family!
Without the cat, this family can't survive!
That is required!
"Did you catch it?"
Aunt Chen led a group of old women carrying tools and hurried over. They saw Sun Jianping leading the horse towards them from a distance. The little tiger and the old cat had already quietly returned home along the other side of the reservoir.
"Got it!"
Sun Jianping slapped Xiaojun's butt hard as he lay on the horse's back, groaning in pain. The guy screamed like a pig being slaughtered in pain!
"That son of a bitch came to our village to act like a bully. Put him down so I can have a good talk with him!"
The burly old Yang rushed over to have a good talk with them, and was stopped by Sun Jianping, "Auntie, Auntie! Beating someone up is against the law!"
"For such a jerk, just kill him and bury him in a hole. Why bother with him?"
Old Yang angrily stomped his feet and pulled Xiaojun's hair and yelled at his daughter-in-law!
"There's no need to dig a hole, just throw it into the back hill, and in the middle of the night, a blind bear or something will choke him!"
Everyone was talking about it, and Xiaojun broke out in a cold sweat!
Is this still the human world?
Or have I already reached the underworld?
Why are you trying to torture me to death...
Woo woo woo, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn’t have dared to come even if I were given a hundred times the courage!
"Okay, okay, you all have worked hard for half the night. What about those we have captured? Have they all been sent away?" Sun Jianping asked casually as he walked forward holding the reins of the horse.
"They've all been sent away. Xiao Lu was the escort. By the way, what are you going to do with Jianping?" Li Xiuzhi glanced at Xiao Jun, who was as dirty as a mud monkey, and clenched the sharp sickle in her hand. "If it doesn't work, then..."
"Sun Jianping, can you please take care of them? They are so scary!"
Xiaojun finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to cry. Old Yang rushed over to his wife and slapped her twice, "Hold it back!"
Xiaojun’s crying stopped abruptly!
It works really well!
Sun Jianping secretly gave a thumbs up. It would be nonsense to talk too much in this situation. A slap in the face would solve the problem directly!
Simple, crude and effective!
"After all, he is Leader Cai's brother-in-law. I won't be able to explain to him if something bad happens. Let's send him back first. Besides, my uncle and the others have other plans."
"What plan?" Li Xiuzhi was stunned. Are the old men going to come up with something new?
"You will know when the time comes, sister-in-law!"
"Okay, okay, okay. If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask anymore. Hurry up and take this guy back. I want to see if he still has the energy. Stop being so annoying..."
After arriving home, Sun Jianping took a rope, tied up Xiaojun, and left him outside to freeze overnight!
You bastard, how dare you come to my house to cause trouble!
The little tiger ran out shaking his head, and seeing Xiaojun tied to a wooden stake, he squatted down, tilted his head and looked around, as if considering which piece of meat on this guy was more delicious!
"Ouch!"
The little tiger roared, and scared Xiaojun so much that he peed his pants!
"Sun Jianping, Sun Jianping! I just came here to scare you, but I didn't mean to kill you. Woohoo, you took this thing away. It's too damn scary. Help, someone can save me..."
"Shut up, you!"
Sun Jianping grabbed a rag from the stove and stuffed it into his mouth. "Stay still, if you make any more noise, I'll strip you of your clothes and feed them to the mosquitoes!"
"Woo woo..." Xiaojun widened his eyes and shook his head vigorously!
"Brother, if we leave it outside like this, it will definitely..."
"Don't worry, the lowest temperature at night is over 10 degrees. He won't freeze to death. We must teach him a lesson this time!" Sun Jianping rummaged through the boxes and found the honey that Xiao Lu had sent him a few days ago. After thinking for a while, he put it back.
"Why do you want to give him the ten tortures?" "Haha, to be honest, I really can't bear to do that!" Sun Jianping smiled bitterly, "After all, I am kind by nature!"
"Tsk, stop flattering yourself. I don't even know you!" Qian Huijun pinched him, "You've been busy all night, and the children are all sleepy..."
"You should go to bed early. The old cat and I will keep watch all night!"
"Okay then, I'll sleep in the first half of the night and I'll call you in the second half!"
After all, there is a poor guy tied up outside!
Sun Jianping smiled and nodded, reaching out to pull the old cat, wanting it to keep watch with him. Unexpectedly, the old cat slipped into the eldest daughter's bed and snored loudly on purpose!
The cat is asleep!
Don't disturb the cat!
"Little stinky cat, wait and see how I'm going to punish you tomorrow!" Sun Jianping was so angry that he pinched the old cat's ear. What the hell are you doing here that you get up late at night and run out to look for little wild cats?
Now pretending to be asleep!
The old cat rolled his eyes and yawned loudly!
Fell asleep!
Stop making noise!
Sun Jianping sat at the door of his house, a spray gun in his hand, and it was already the middle of the night. He looked at his wife and children sleeping in the inner room, smiled and shook his head!
What do you mean by first half of the night and second half of the night? How could I bear to wake Huihui up and ask her to help me keep watch?
Go to sleep, my darlings!
The little tiger also yawned, crawled to his feet, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
In a drowsy state, Sun Jianping also fell asleep with the help of a spray gun, until the first ray of sunlight in the early morning shone on his face, feeling hot, and he suddenly woke up!
Its daybreak!
Sun Jianping stood up, patted his stiff face, shrugged his shoulders hard, and all the joints in his body made a series of crackling sounds. He first looked into the room and saw Miss Qian, who was holding the third child in her arms and sleeping soundly. Then he looked at the bastard little bastard who was trapped on the wooden stake, who was also sleeping soundly with his head down!
Such a big heart!
I can still sleep!
Fortunately, it happens now. If it were fifty years ago, Ermajia would still be a den of bandits, and they would execute you, the son of a bitch, at dawn!
"Hey, wake up!"
Sun Jianping patted Xiaojun's face, and Xiaojun finally woke up from his daze. He saw Sun Jianping holding a spray gun in his hand, his face full of horror!
He ripped the rag out of Xiaojun's mouth. Xiaojun retched twice and stretched his neck to shout, but Sun Jianping covered his mouth with his hands, "Don't make any noise. If you wake up my family, I'll send you to hell!"
"Please spare my life, County Magistrate Sun. I just came here to scare you..."
"You scare me, and I scare you too. I warn you to behave yourself from now on. If you dare to come here again next time, I won't just tie you to a wooden stake!"
"I don't dare anymore. Please be magnanimous and just let me go!" Xiaojun cried.
"Let you go? That's a nice thought. Let's go!"
As he was speaking, Sun Jianping had already untied the rope on him and kicked him on the butt.
"What are you doing? Are you really going to kill me? No, spare my life!"
"Hurry up, I'll take you to the police station! Shoot you? I think it's a waste of bullets!"
Sun Jianping drove him to the cattle farm, dragged him onto the tractor used to pull feed, tied him up, and drove straight to the county town!
Director Cui felt numb when he saw it!
Why is it this living dad again!
"Leader, how do we deal with this person?"
Although Director Cui wanted to cut the guy into pieces and throw him out to feed the dogs, he was intimidated by the fact that he was Leader Cai's brother-in-law, so he did not dare to deal with it privately and had to pass the ball to Sun Jianping.
"I'll call Leader Cai and ask him to bring someone to take it away!"
Sun Jianping rolled his eyes and said.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
A blind man cultivates immortality and witnesses the great secret of the holy maiden in her bridal c
Chapter 214 23 hours ago -
Lord: My Shop Connects to Modern Times
Chapter 113 23 hours ago -
Jujutsu Kaisen: I have everything I need now!
Chapter 112 23 hours ago -
Huayu: Just started as a stagehand, but the director's comeback system
Chapter 53 23 hours ago -
Fox Demon: Why did your brother beat you up every day at the beginning of the month?
Chapter 152 23 hours ago -
All Heavens: Yin Zhiping, a Demon with a Daoist Heart!
Chapter 65 23 hours ago -
Clan Cultivation: Starting with Plundering Demonic Beast Talents
Chapter 84 2 days ago -
The Life of a Son-in-Law in a Courtyard House
Chapter 618 2 days ago -
Psionic Ascension Starting with The Witcher
Chapter 27 2 days ago -
Football: Starting with the Crescent Moon Slash
Chapter 73 2 days ago