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Chapter 1670 Pink 2 people turn!
Chapter 1670 Pink Duo!
"The greenhouse is where I store and trade goods when my regular customers come to buy mountain products in the summer."
"Oh……"
The sounds of gongs and drums in the distance became louder and louder, and common people coming to the market rushed in like a tide, instantly blocking the huge greenhouse!
"I am coming too!"
Cao Xingwen simply stopped selling firecrackers. He led Yueyue, Wang Baoqing, Zhang Fuming, Sun Jianping's three children, Xiao Xingwu and a group of other children to run over to grab a good spot!
"Come on, let's go take a look too!"
Secretary Fang immediately became interested.
The greenhouse was packed with people. Everyone was eating melon seeds and appreciating with great interest the famous Errenzhuan actors invited from Jilin. Bai Guiyun was sitting under the stage, holding his cheek with his hand and frowning.
He didn't invite anybody like Han Ziping, Dong Wei, Li Xiaoxia etc. He only invited the second troupe of San Suihong from Fuyu. They have already performed in the village. Today is the last show and after that they have to go home to celebrate the New Year tomorrow!
Although the public's response was good, Bai Guiyun was not quite satisfied...
It’s not that they sang badly, it’s that they sang so well!
Too pornographic!
I can't stand it!
The loud speakers set up on both sides of the stage began to buzz, and the chaotic scene finally quieted down. The eldest, the second and the third oldest were squirming in the crowd like three little monkeys, and they ran to Sun Jianping, leaned on his thighs, and looked at a man and a woman who came out from the stands with great interest.
"Where's your mother?"
Sun Jianping pinched the third child's hand and asked.
"My mom and my aunt went clothes shopping!"
These women!
Sun Jianping raised his eyebrows. It would be impossible to buy all these clothes in one day!
"My mother said that she should buy me a nice one and another one for my grandfather..."
"Ah...it's begun!"
Sun Jianping took a closer look and found that the man and woman on the stage were quite distinctive!
The man was short, wearing a melon-shaped hat, with a red dot on his nose, and a wretched look on his face; the woman wore a halter dress, revealing most of her snow-white shoulders, with a wide open front on her chest, a deep ravine that seemed as alluring as the Great Rift Valley in East Africa, and her face was heavily made up, which made the men's eyes sparkle with green light!
"coming!"
"Here we are!" The woman shook her long hair. "Today I came to your precious place to sing a duet for you guys and wish you all a happy new year. First of all, I want to thank the leaders of Nahe County for giving us two brothers this opportunity to show our faces. We will work hard to sing a good song for you guys... Where the hell are you looking?"
The woman's eyebrows stood upside down, and the man smiled frivolously and limped around the stage, "I'm looking for my uncle!"
"Your second uncle is here too?"
"Not really. He said he was here to play the string, but I couldn't find him after searching for him for a long time. Where did he go?"
As he spoke, the man reached out to pull the woman's dress, crouched down and looked inside, making the woman blush with embarrassment, "What are you doing groping around like that? It's so itchy!"
There was laughter at the scene!
"San Suihong is a person who dares to say anything out loud!" Someone muttered behind him. Only then did Sun Jianping realize that the person standing on the stage and talking dirty was the famous pink duo act star San Suihong from Northeast China!
"Why are you so annoying!" The woman laughed and cleared her throat. "Come on, let's trade strength and sing a little song... What are you doing? You keep groping around, right?"
"I'm looking for my second uncle!"
"You can't be there with me... that's my butt! Is that a place you can touch casually?"
"Buttocks? Which village? Why is there no one living here? I wonder if my uncle will step on your buttocks!" The man had a smirk on his face, and the woman also bent over with laughter, "What village are you talking about? There are people living here!"
"Who lives here?"
"Your second uncle!"
There was laughter at the scene, some people laughed so hard that tears came out. Sun Jianping was also at a loss whether to laugh or cry. There was nothing he could do, the common people just liked it!
Forget it, let’s stop pretending to be so elegant and just laugh along!
"My second uncle is always funny. With the reform and opening-up policy, his family has become rich. He has a bull and two big cows, which have given birth to two calves. My second uncle was so happy that he asked me to give him some milk. He went to milk the cows with a bucket in his hand. Soon, he came back with a bruise all over his face. My second mother asked him what happened and why he was kicked by a cow while milking. He said that he had been milking the cows for a long time but there was no milk!"
"What's the end?"
"After that, my second mother went out to see, and she was almost mad to death! He was milking the bull fiercely!"
"Haha, where is the milk from a bull?"
There was another burst of laughter at the scene. Many women bent over with laughter, and Sun Jianping kept rolling his eyes!
I can’t stand it!
"Now the times are good, with reform and opening up, drinking, bragging and playing mahjong are all allowed, it's the same all over the country, men work hard to make money, women also have to make money, if you don't have children, you can sell something, it can be regarded as a side job to generate income and play to your strengths!"
"What are you selling? What do I have here?" San Suihong pretended to be stupid and spoke to the man.
"I'll teach you a way to make money. Don't you have three new tiled houses at home? Divide them into ten or so small rooms, put a bed in each small room, and invite all the beautiful girls and wives in your village to come over. Don't forget to leave a back door!"
"Get lost! Why don't you go?" Three-year-old Hong punched him!
Hahaha!
Everyone burst into laughter again, and Sun Jianping wiped his tears. What a ridiculous thing!
"No matter how much we talk or how much we quarrel, we must get down to business. Let's sing a duet for the folks to hear!"
"it is good!"
Everyone shouted in unison, and San Suihong gave the man a look, "Let's talk and make a fuss, but stop teasing me all the time, touching and tickling me..."
"Listen everyone, what kind of person is this? He won't let you touch or hug him. Are you really planning to revitalize the economy and diversify operations? Then I'll touch the two-dollar one first!"
"Why are you so annoying!" San Suihong said shyly, "Okay, let me say a few words to liven up the atmosphere. Now we two brothers will sing a piece of Xiaomao, and then we will perform the main play Xixiangji. Please give us some applause!"
Sun Jianping also clapped his hands. In the distance, Miss Qian came up to him, her face flushed, "Brother, why are these two just yelling at you?"
"Errenzhuan is a kind of vulgar opera. Why do you want them to do something elegant, like a symphony?"
Qian Huijun rolled her eyes at him.
Although both of them were from second-tier opera troupes, they had very solid basic skills and sang well, which drew cheers from the people. What impressed Sun Jianping the most was that the two of them sang for a full forty-five minutes without taking a break!
Great!
The two of them sang and danced on the stage for an hour before they went down. Another young couple came up, the man was tall and the woman was beautiful, dressed up beautifully, and told dirty jokes as soon as they opened their mouths. Sun Jianping couldn't stand it anymore, so he called the children out and asked them to stand outside to get some fresh air.
Secretary Fang and his family of three were quite excited to hear this!
He looked carefully, and hey, isn't this...
Lao Cai’s secretary, Xiao Zang?
Is he here to get information?
(End of this chapter)
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