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Chapter 1714 Cosmic Energy Receiver!
"Fuck!"

Secretary Fang, who has received higher education, couldn't help but blurt out something when faced with this situation!
What the hell is this?
what?
"Old Fang, sit down quickly. The master is going to teach us!" Old Cai hurriedly asked the two to sit next to him, picked up an aluminum pressure cooker, and put it on his head with a bang, "Jianping, put it on too!"

The black pressure cooker made Sun Jianping breathless!
Hey!
A smell of pork shank bones!
"Why do people suffer from mental fatigue, fatigue, impotence and premature ejaculation? In the final analysis, it is all because of insufficient energy!"

Master Chen Xuzhang also sat on his knees, his hands in the lotus seal, with a big black pot on his head. Seeing this, Sun Jianping couldn't help but touch his cervical vertebrae.

What a huge black pot with ten seals!

The ash on the bottom of the pot hasn’t been cleaned off yet!

No need to worry about breaking your neck!
A master is a master. Even with a black iron pot weighing 20 to 30 kilograms on his head, he still spoke loudly, like thunder. "Some people say that we need to eat and get energy from food. So I ask you, what is the oldest person you have ever seen?"

"I have seen him!" Sun Jianping deliberately sabotaged her. "There is a Mr. Xia in Jijiayoufang Village in our county. He is 112 years old this year!"

"No, no, no, comrade. One hundred and twelve years old is indeed a long life in our eyes, but according to the legend of God creating man in the Bible, the normal lifespan of humans is eight hundred years!"

This guy didn't expect that someone would dare to pick up the conversation, but he was quite adaptable and immediately changed the subject, "Why is our life expectancy 800 years, but 'it's rare to live to 70', or even 80 years old? It's because our bodies lack energy!"

Seeing everyone holding their aluminum pots and thinking with their heads down, Chen Xuzhang became even more excited. "How much can a person eat in a day? How much energy can this amount of food provide us?"

"The master is right!" Old Cai smacked his lips and suddenly understood!
"Yes, yes, a person would die if he ate two or three kilograms a day!"

"Maybe four or five kilograms. There was a famine in our county before, and an old farmer made 72 dumplings in one go, and then he died of starvation!"

"Come on, forget it. I heard there were seventy-one dumplings."

"As if you saw it with your own eyes..."

"You didn't see it with your own eyes, how do you know there are seventy-two? Did you check them one by one?"

The two colleagues were arguing with each other. Old Cai supported the aluminum pot with both hands, turned his head and coughed, "You are just a fool. You are just a stubborn person. What do you think or what the master says?"

The scene finally became quiet.

Secretary Fang cried out when he felt stomach discomfort.

dumpling!

"It really works!" He moved closer to Sun Jianping, knocked the two aluminum pots together, and muttered quietly, "It drained all the energy in my stomach!"

Sun Jianping couldn't help laughing.

"Everyone, be quiet and listen to me. The energy we get from food is really too little. The cells in our body are in a state of hunger for a long time. What will happen if a person is hungry for a long time?"

"starve!"

"That's right. Cells will die if they are starved for too long. Think about it, when more than half of the body's cells die of starvation, how can the person not age? Wouldn't the body's functions decline? Wouldn't death be getting closer?"

Everyone rolled their eyes and thought for a long time, then immediately understood the profound meaning of Master Chen's words!

So true!
“So, we need to draw energy from the outside and give it back to ourselves. Where does this energy come from?”

The "master" kept the question in suspense, and everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Yes, where is the energy? Where is the energy?

The energy is in the stars above!

"I know, in the universe!" Lao Cai quickly raised his hand and shouted loudly like a studious elementary school student!
"Very good! Very good!" Chen Xuzhang nodded with a smile, "Now you know what the aluminum pot on your head is used for. Let me give you an analogy. When we watch TV, we need to install an antenna to receive TV signals. The scientific name of this aluminum pot is actually a 'cosmic energy receiver'. When we wear this receiver, it is equivalent to installing a large antenna on our head. Combined with the breathing method I taught you, we can continuously input cosmic energy into our bodies and nourish all the cells in the body..."

Sun Jianping’s eyes widened!

Oh!

That sounds reasonable!

But your tricks... may fool a three-year-old child, but trying to fool me, Sun Dacongming, is simply wishful thinking!

Can a mere aluminum pot absorb cosmic energy?
This cosmic energy is too worthless!
"Now, everyone, follow me in meditation and imagine that countless energies are flowing into our bodies through the aluminum pot above our heads, nourishing every cell in our bodies..."

Everyone followed his gestures, pinched their hands to form spells, closed their eyes and concentrated, feeling the huge cosmic energy rushing into their brains from the aluminum pot, providing "energy" to every cell in their bodies!

Sun Jianping twisted his neck hard. The aluminum pot was not heavy at all, but it made his spine hurt!
This Chen Xuzhang is really capable. He has such a huge black pot on his head, but his neck doesn’t even hurt!
"Okay, everyone can get up now. From now on, we will practice this method for half an hour every day. I will ensure that everyone is energetic and lives a long life!"

Half an hour later, just when everyone was suffering from back pain and could not bear it any longer, the master finally showed mercy and allowed everyone to stand up and move around.

"How can I live to be a hundred? I want to live to be eight hundred years old!"

"Live a thousand years! A thousand-year-old turtle and ten thousand-year-old tortoise!"

Everyone laughed, but there were also different voices.

"Master, why does my neck hurt?"

"It hurts..." Chen Xuzhang was stunned for a moment, then immediately shouted, "It hurts! As the saying goes, 'If it's unobstructed, there's no pain, and if it's painful, it's blocked.' The body has been lacking energy for a long time, and suddenly so much energy is pouring in... Can it withstand such a great stimulation?"

Everyone clapped their hands hard!
The master is so right!
"Just like the corn seedlings that have been in drought for a long time, they can easily drown if they are watered too much all at once!" A county magistrate explained smartly, which attracted Chen Xuzhang's admiring look!

See, it’s easy to deal with high-level people!
I don't even need to say anything, they will find excuses for themselves!

"Why does my neck hurt? It's because of the pressure from the aluminum pot!" Sun Jianping glanced at everyone, what a bunch of idiots!
Apart from this word, he really couldn't find an appropriate adjective.

After the "cultivation" was over, everyone felt hungry, and Lao Cai quickly ordered the meal to begin!
Plate after plate of exquisite dishes were served, and everyone picked up their tornado chopsticks and wolfed them down, which made Master Chen sigh with emotion, "Everyone's body is lacking in energy!"

"Yes, Master. Our profession is different from ordinary manual laborers. Mental labor consumes energy. Should we prepare some delicious food to replenish our energy?"

Old Cai picked up a large sea cucumber, stuffed it into his mouth, and talked about his poor life in vain, which made the master nod his head in agreement!

"Those who do mental work do consume more energy than those who do physical work. If you want to take care of your body in the future, you must practice more. You must always wear this aluminum pot..."

"Master, I remember what you said!"

Old Cai was stunned by how fooled he was.

Sun Jianping was very puzzled. These scammers kept coming and the common people kept being cheated. Even a smart person like Lao Cai was not spared. Why?

Is it really true that after opening the country's doors, we see everything as good in foreign countries and lack the most basic ability to discern?
Are the Chinese people too stupid, or are the scammers too sophisticated?
What a clever yo-yo, a scam that can be figured out with a toenail, how come...

At once……

profitable?

(End of this chapter)