Chapter 116 Two Jokes
Zhong Wenbai looked at Fang Ye and thought to himself, Brother Ye, as long as you speak, I will lead the charge for you.

Fang also glanced at Xia Qingyi, and then looked away. No matter what the purpose of Xia Qingyi's visit was, at this moment she was involved with Chen Shen and wanted to avoid suspicion.

Zhong Wenbai was surprised, is he so Buddhist? Then he looked at Zhou Guican and thought to himself, Brother Can, you can do it if you want, I just like to help others now.

Zhou Guican also glanced at Xia Qingyi, and then looked away with a guilty conscience.

It is true that there is a bright future, but after all, Xia Qingyi did it himself when he was scolded, so why would he have the nerve to fight over such a small thing?

Zhong Wenbai scratched his head, confused. Are you all so Buddhist today?

Xia Qing was not very interested. After glancing at Xu Mo, he pointed at the Audi in front of him and asked, "Is this our car?"

Zhou Guican answered: "Mine."

"Are you driving safely?"

"As long as you sit down, it will be stable."

Xia Qing frowned and looked at the white Volkswagen on the left: "Where is that one?"

Fang also looked over and said with a smile, "Anything is fine."

Xia Qingyi looked at Zhong Wenbai again, wanting to ask him why he didn't have a car.

Seeing Fang Ye, Xia Qingyi will think of Xu Youen. Chen Shen's headache will be fine. Xia Qingyi is not a sloppy person. If he decides not to rely on others, he will not give signals to others.

"Then let's take the master's car." Xia Qingyi chose Audi.

Compared to Fang Ye, people like Zhou Guican who caused themselves to be scolded did not have any psychological burden when doing anything.

Zhou Guican was stunned for a moment, then hurried forward and opened the trunk.

On the equipment truck behind, Zhao Chunsheng breathed a sigh of relief.

He was not only afraid that Chen Shen would mess up, but also that Xia Qing would mess up. The program team's car had already gone to Huan Yue and Yu Wen to pick them up.

It wasn't eight o'clock yet, but everyone was already in their places, and the director sent the detailed address to the group.

On the main road, vehicles crisscrossed each other, and the sun filled everything in sight.

Chen Shen was sitting in the passenger seat. He didn't say anything and was pretending to be dead. The car was already in and he was already a warrior.

However, there is always someone who forces you to speak.

The intercom set up in front of the co-pilot buzzed, and Zhong Wenbai's voice came: "Dong Yao Dong Yao, this is Dong Guai, please reply if you hear me."

Chen Shen didn't move, and the others didn't speak either. They didn't have time to talk nonsense so early in the morning.

"Stab it. Stab it. Hey, is this thing bad?"

Xia Qingyi's voice came next: "Maybe they were having so much fun chatting, how could they have the energy to pay attention to us."

Zhou Guican: "That's right, Xiaobai, just leave it alone, your brother Shen doesn't have the energy to play with you."

Chen Shen reached out and took the walkie-talkie over: "I said, when you talk about others behind their backs, can you turn off the walkie-talkie?"

There was a fit of coughing and laughter from the other side.

Zhong Wenbai: "I can hear it. I thought it was bad. Brother Shen, please ask Sister Mo to drive slower. We are not in a hurry."

Chen Shen put down the walkie-talkie and noticed two eyes on him in the rearview mirror.

Chen Shen was heartbroken: "They are sour."

Su Mian nodded: "They are so noisy."

Xu Youen nodded, yes, it was sour, especially Xia Qingyi. Xu Youen stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the walkie-talkie."

Chen Shen handed the walkie-talkie to Xu Youen.

Xu Youen cleared his throat and turned on the intercom: "Dong Yao, Dong Yao, let me ask you a question."

In the Audi car behind, a few people were still laughing.

Although it is awkward, when there are more people, it will be effective.

Fang also snatched the walkie-talkie away. Xiaobai seemed very smart, but sometimes he was really unreliable.

Hearing the sound coming from the walkie-talkie, Fang Yecai handed the walkie-talkie to Zhong Wenbai.

Zhong Wenbai: "Tell me about Dongguai."

Xu Youen: "The piglet, the lamb and the calf went to the convenience store together. The piglet and the calf were beaten. Why was the lamb not beaten?" Zhong Wenbai: "Is it a brain teaser?"

Xu Youen: "A cold joke."

In the car, not to mention Fang Ye and Zhong Wenbai sitting in the back, Zhou Guican and Xia Qing in the front started to think unconsciously, why?
Zhong Wenbai: "Let us think about it."

Xu Youen: "Don't think about it, because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day."

Zhong Wenbai: "Uh"

Ahead, Zhou Guican laughed, not because the joke was funny, but because in the car in front, a girl started chatting with him.

It seems that Chen Shen is not very good. Why, he is fine one-on-one, but when they get together, they pretend to be grandsons?

This is what Zhou Guican smiled at.

Zhou Guican smiled, and Fang Ye made eye contact with Zhong Wenbai and laughed too. You can't refute a girl's face, because everyone will tell you a joke.

Hearing the laughter coming from the walkie-talkie, Xu Youen was very satisfied, and then asked: "Is this joke funny?"

Zhou Guican: "It's funny, it's so funny, I've collected it."

Zhong Wenbai: "It's indeed cold enough."

Xu Youen: "Hehe, what Chen Shen told us is all your fault. It interrupted his train of thought. Now he won't tell us any jokes."

"Stab, stab, stab."

Xu Youen: "Dongguai Dongguai, are you still there?"

"Stab, stab, stab."

Now it was Chen Shen's turn to laugh. Xu Mo couldn't hold it back and praised: "Thank you, good job."

Su Mian glanced at Xu Youen several times, as if she was also expressing her agreement.

Only Chen Shen is a little confused. Are you still sharing the same hatred?

"Brother Shen, Qing Yi also thought of a cold joke, and she wants to tell it to you."

Xu Youen brought the walkie-talkie to his mouth: "Ask her to come over."

After a while, Xia Qingyi's voice sounded: "One day, Circle, Square and Triangle made an appointment to go out to play, but the next day Circle and Square both arrived, but only Triangle didn't arrive. Why?"

Xu Youen frowned, it was very specific, this cold joke had the same format as his own.

"why?"

Xia Qingyi: "Because... congruent triangles."

One joke was okay, but when two similar jokes were superimposed, it became a bit funny. Chen Shen burst out laughing instinctively.

"what"

However, he regretted it as soon as he said it, because Xu Youen and Su Mian both looked at him, and Xu Mo also glanced at her.

Chen Shen straightened his body: "Is it funny? I think it's better to stay open 24 hours a day."

"Stab it. Stab it. Okay, Chen Shen, good job."

Chen Shen's face didn't change: "It's really almost meaningless."

Xu Youen was very satisfied, returned the walkie-talkie to Chen Shen, and repeated: "It's really almost funny!"

Chen Shen curled his lips. Only fools care about things they don't care about. Xia Qing might be able to face today's situation a little better if he is a little angry.

With all this commotion, the intercom went silent, but the car became lively.

Xu Youen would occasionally point outside and say that was where she studied in elementary school and that her home was not far away.

It was only after turning off the Ring Expressway and starting to go up the mountain that it became quiet again.

The road through the mountains is filled with layers of forest. Even in autumn, it is still full of green.

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