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Chapter 240 Lung Itch
Li Sheng pushed open the door and saw Han Letian, Mu Yulu and Shao Wangshu standing in the corridor, each holding a bag of hot pot ingredients.

"Help me,"

Han Letian handed the plastic bag to Li Sheng and glanced inside the house. "Your house is quite clean. The room is tidy and has no odor. He is either a transvestite or a gay."

Li Sheng welcomed the three people into the house and complained: "Do you think I am you? I would put milk, cockroaches, Nutri-Express, spicy noodles, sour plums, floral water, and raw pork into plastic bottles to make them smelly."

"That was all in elementary school, okay? And you did it, too."

Han Letian rolled his eyes and turned on the air conditioner and TV in a familiar manner.

"Childish." Mu Yulu curled her lips and pulled Shao Wangshu to sit on the sofa. The latter looked around curiously.

This house is indeed very clean and tidy. The kitchen and living room are spotless. Even in dead corners such as the bottom of the coffee table and the corners of the sofa, there is not much dust.

This is not because Li Sheng is a mysophobe, but because of the principles of confidentiality and safety.

The technology mastered by Prometheus, the Evil Science Alliance, GS Biotechnology and other forces is too advanced. They can extract genes and clone and replicate with just a hair, a piece of dandruff, or a drop of dried blood.

Not to mention those strange and mysterious evil methods.

If you accidentally drop a hair, it is very possible that someone will pick it up and then curse you remotely with the Seven Arrows Book or some other witchcraft.

Based on these concerns, Li Sheng designed multiple insurances when decorating the house.

Reinstall the sewer system; use the central air conditioning in the room with a fresh air system, and install several filters in the exhaust duct; use a sweeping robot to clean the room once in the morning and once in the evening; and insist on buying and cooking your own groceries to avoid having takeout boxes contaminated with DNA being recycled.

In terms of caution alone, he's probably in the top 1% of all players.

Players who are more cautious than him are all doomsday theorists who firmly believe that the end of the world is coming. They choose to live in underground bunkers that can withstand nuclear explosions, eat canned food, and drink mineral water.

As the host, Li Sheng was cleaning and preparing hot pot ingredients in the study, chatting with friends and enjoying the rare leisure time.

until
"Can I use the bathroom?" Shao Wangshu asked politely.

"Sure." Li Sheng pointed casually and was about to turn around when he suddenly thought of something and his face changed slightly.

Broken toilet seat!

As a liquid metal robot, Huiyu's physiological structure is quite amazing. He can restore his strength by touching the electric switch and he doesn't need to eat or drink.

But she would not give up such a pleasant thing as eating and drinking.

Since her taste system was normal, she also made herself a full-metal digestive system, and indulged in calorie bombs such as hamburgers, cola, fried chicken, cheese pizza, bread, high-oil and high-salt dishes every day.

All food is mashed into a paste in a metal stomach and then excreted.

In her words, "During the ten minutes or so I spend squatting on the toilet, I can play with my phone while thinking about life, the universe, where I came from and where I am going, and other philosophical questions. It is really beneficial to my body and mind."

What else Li Sheng could do was to reinforce the toilet at home with super-hard, high-strength ceramics so that it could withstand Huiyu's petite body weight of more than 800 kilograms.

In addition, a pink toilet seat cover is also applied.

Normally, a single male family wouldn't have this kind of thing.
"slow!"

Li Sheng took a quick step and stopped Shao Wangshu who was about to go to the bathroom. He said with a stern expression, "This bathroom cannot be used."

"Eh?" Shao Wangshu didn't react. "Why?"

Hahahaha, I just pooped a big one.

This reason flashed through Li Sheng's mind and was quickly discarded. Why not flush the big poop? Why not fix it if you can't flush it?
Li Sheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly came up with another excuse, "This bathroom is still under renovation."

"Huh?" Mu Yulu, who was preparing hot pot base, asked with empty eyes, "How else can the bathroom be decorated?"

Li Sheng said calmly, "What I hate most in my life is people shitting on my head. I'm going to change the position of the toilet."

"Because the layout of the rooms on each floor of the apartment building is the same, so if you are not on the top floor, it is equivalent to someone pooping on your head, right?"

Mu Yulu sighed and said sarcastically, "What a proud and crazy dragon."

"Young man, you are as fierce as a wolf, beating your chest with passion, carrying classic quotes on your shoulders, don't act so arrogant in front of me. I am arrogant, what can I do to you?"

Li Sheng managed to get away with this by talking nonsense. While Shao Wangshu went to the bathroom next to the study, he quietly locked the bedroom door.

Huiyu is just a little girl weighing more than 800 kilograms. The bed she sleeps on and the chair she sits on are reinforced with alloys to prevent them from collapsing.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

The hot pot was steaming. Han Letian held the bowl and asked, "Ah Sheng, where is your oyster sauce? I need some dipping sauce."

"Look in the cabinet under the microwave."

As soon as Li Sheng finished speaking, Han Letian opened the cabinet, and an e-cigarette fell out with a snap and spun in his bowl.

"Uh"

Han Letian groaned, "Lao Sheng, I remember the law stipulates that minors cannot buy e-cigarettes."

Li Sheng pretended to be calm: "This is not for smoking, it's a tool I use to practice pen spinning."

Bang bang bang!

More e-cigarettes are falling out of the cabinets, with different styles and flavors.

Xiangyin Caiyun - Soft cucumber flavor
Good luck rolls in - red dates flavor
Green Mountain Yingying——Mung Bean Flavor
Bamboo stick is better than horse - herbal scent
There is no doubt that these are the little snacks that Huiyu secretly hid.

Seeing this, Li Sheng remained calm and explained calmly: "I don't smoke e-cigarettes, I just love to spin pens."

"I put a big pipe in my mouth. I only smoke the fifth generation. It doesn't matter how many times I smoke. It's really fun without a lighter. Try Beyond. My lungs are itching now."

An abstract ringtone sounded from under the coffee table. Apparently, Huiyu didn't bring her cell phone with her when she entered the Tamagotchi.

Han Letian: (.)
Mu Yulu: (_ゝ)
Shao Wangshu: (|||Д)
Li Sheng quietly took the e-cigarette from Han Letian's bowl, walked to the coffee table, picked up Huiyu's phone, and the caller ID showed a harassing call from the insurance company. "Hello, thank you, I don't need insurance."

The phone call was hung up. As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
Seeing that Li Sheng looked so normal, Han Letian and others didn't dare to say anything or ask anything. It was not until they finished eating hot pot and watching the movie that they reminded Li Sheng to take care of his health and smoke less.

Shao Wangshu also handed over a business card of a psychological treatment institution, and tactfully suggested that if Li Sheng was under a lot of academic pressure, he might as well consult a doctor.

Snapped.

The door was closed, Li Sheng silently took out the electronic pet egg and pressed the button.

Huiyu jumped out of the void and said carelessly: "Finally I'm out. What did you eat? Ah Sheng, you have to compensate me."

The voice became quieter and quieter. Hui Yu noticed the neatly stacked e-cigarettes in boxes on the living room table. He slapped his forehead and said, "I almost forgot. I haven't done my homework today. Hey, look at this homework. It's really a homework."

(End of this chapter)