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666 The Stalking Instructor!
Zhang Zheng is not an idiot, but his stunned look is even more idiot than an idiot.
It has to be said that Yu Xing never touched the magic props from the beginning to the end—the deck of improvised cards, and the reappearance of the Baglas effect is the most incomprehensible part of the whole magic.
You must know that even David Baglas back then would have prepared in advance, and the poker he used to perform the effect was pre-designed by himself, but he just took it out and showed it all to others .
And Yuxing didn't do it himself from the beginning to the end, almost handing over the initiative of the entire magic to the audience. This is completely unbelievable in the eyes of others, but to put it bluntly, it is a matter of perception and space transfer!
But Yu Xing didn't explain, the entire magic group just wanted to break their heads and didn't have 666 stalking instructors!There is no way to find the flaw.
While the audience applauded thunderously, Zhang Zheng, who had bet with Yu Xing, came back to his senses, and then he yelled loudly, and he pointed at Yu Xing angrily and shouted: "Who the hell is this old man?" Thor, stand up for yourself!"
Well, this forced sentence almost offended all the freshmen present.
The reason why he called out like this was because Zhang Zhengsi realized after thinking about it, except for those guys who gathered together, there was no way anyone would help Yu Xing cheat.
Therefore, before Yu Xing could speak, someone was unhappy on the spot: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about? What the hell is that? What the hell is this? What the hell are you? "
Immediately, someone echoed, "That's right, what the hell are you doing?"
Another boy continued: "It's a shitty thing. I lost a bet to my senior. Now you want to get rid of the card business, don't you?"
As soon as these words came out, all the sentient beings who were shocked by the "star effect" came back to their senses and shouted, "Eat the card, eat the card, eat the card..."
Zhang Zhengyu took the road and fled.But surrounded by all living beings, unable to move.
actually.Zhang Zheng's face has long been lost, and Yu Xing doesn't care if he eats or not, but regardless of whether he eats it or not, all the beings present will put Zhang Zheng in prison as a stalking instructor!Remember forever.
After more than ten or 20 years, the people present will be middle-aged, and when they think about it, they will talk about that Zhang xx, who lost the bet, but he is a coward who dare not even eat a deck of cards; or they will say, that Zhang xx really deserved it, he insisted on betting with his brother.As a result, I swallowed a pack of poker...well.Isn't this the stink that has lasted for a hundred years?
Therefore, when everyone surrounded Zhang Zheng to force him to take the card, Yu Xing saw a figure dressed as a school leader coming in from the back door, and immediately took advantage of the chaos to grab Qiaoling and slipped away.
Although Long Kong'er was annoyed that Yuxing didn't take her to play, he slipped away in a ghostly manner.
"What are you arguing about? What are you arguing about?" A voice came from the back door of the classroom.
It turned out that the deputy director who was taught came.
Zhou Weixue, the secretary of the student union, immediately reported emphatically: "Director, there is no one who does magic tricks, cards and guns, so some people don't believe it, so there is a quarrel!"
The freshmen nearby were educated as soon as they heard Zhou Weixue's answer clearly. Is this fucking ability to distort the facts too powerful?Every word that is said is true, but when connected together, the facts are beyond recognition.
Sure enough, the deputy director focused the question on the "gun": "What's going on? How did you make a magic trick and get the gun out? Is it really a gun?"
"If you don't believe the director, you can ask everyone!" Zhou Weixue said sympathetically.If this guy was born in a chaotic season, he must be a traitor.
"I have the entire process of the magic show here. The director can watch it if you are interested!" A freshman said honestly without knowing what was going on.
"Yes, I have this too!" Another freshman also added.
"Director, the segment I recorded must be very popular. It has over a thousand hits just after it was uploaded on the Internet."
Zhou Weixue's face darkened instantly after hearing the answers one after another.But the deputy director became interested: "Then pick one out and let me see! That's right. Where's the magic performer? Call me to meet you too!"
Everyone looked at each other, only to find that Yu Xing, that beautiful senior and the super flower were gone.
"Damn it, the great magician took the beautiful senior sister and the super flower one king and two queens to go!"
I don't know who yelled such a voice, all the boys were instantly embarrassed, and their interest in showing off Yuxing's magical magic was greatly reduced.
The deputy director's face also darkened, and he said: "One king and two queens? What kind of mess is this?" The person who followed him to inspect had a sharp look, and hurriedly answered: "Director, don't you still have Is there a meeting?"
"That's right, let's go!" After finishing speaking, the deputy director turned around and left. He never mentioned the magic video, and he didn't touch the real thing, even the police wouldn't It's easy to believe, let alone the old scheming deputy director.
After the deputy director left, Zhou Weixue, who was still too immature, obviously realized this problem. After this, he never mentioned to others that Yuxing turned into a real Sand Eagle.As for the magic video uploaded on the Internet, who the hell knows if the silver sand eagle is real or not?On the contrary, Yuxing's "star effect" caused a great sensation in the magic world, but that's a story.
"K is big, k is big, wait for me!"
Yu Xing and his wife walked ahead, and Long Kong'er chased after them.
It's a pity that Long Kong'er offended Yu Xing terribly. If it wasn't for the old superior Long Ming who was caught in the middle, Yu Xing would have slapped her heart with his big mouth. At this time, he would not let her go. He just dragged Qiao Ling to the parking place. And go, there is no meaning to stop.
At this time, an officer with the rank of second lieutenant passed by Yu Xing and the young couple, and greeted: "Hi, student Long, I didn't expect to meet you here!"
Yuxing and Qiaoling were slightly startled, and instantly realized that the lieutenant was greeting Long Konger behind them.
Qiaoling wanted to turn around to take a look, but Yu Xing pulled her, saying: "Honey, what's interesting, it's their business!"
"I'm afraid that Kong'er might make a mistake!" Qiao Ling pouted, "She's your old superior's daughter, even if her willfulness offends us, can you just ignore it if something happens?"
Yuxing was slightly startled.Indeed, Long Konger offended him, and at most he would ignore her. After all, man, no matter what, you can't keep worrying about a little girl who just graduated from high school, but if something happens to her, Yu Xing is really serious. It is impossible to stand by and do nothing.
But now in broad daylight, the person who greeted me just now is another soldier of the people, so Yu Xing is not worried about anything, and said: "At most, it is Long Kong'er's military training instructor, maybe I have something to do with her, or I just want to make friends with her , what happened?"
Qiaoling was right when she thought about it, so she didn't look back. In fact, she was still somewhat resentful about Long Kong'er plotting Yuxing to let him perform magic tricks.
At this moment, Long Kong'er shouted from behind the two: "Instructor Zhao, please let go!"
When Yu Xing and his wife heard this, they suddenly turned around, and happened to see the lieutenant clamping Long Kong'er's arm, tugging at it.
Now Yuxing can't ignore it.After all, it is the daughter of the old superior. Although she offended him, she should not be treated as a class enemy, nor should she be generalized. After all, right and wrong in the world are never as clear as black and white. Yu Xing himself seems to make him extremely unhappy, but if he can't keep it clean and change to a boy, he might be happy, so black, white, white, white, black and black always have intersecting areas, just like gray, more like chaos, not all legends say that the power of chaos is The strongest force in the world?After more than a year of ups and downs, Yu Xing's way of dealing with interpersonal relationships is a bit closer to "chaos".
Seeing Yu Xing and Qiao Ling turning their heads, Long Kong'er immediately shouted at the top of her voice, "Sister Ling, save me, this instructor Zhao is so annoying!" She also knew that she had offended Yu Xing ruthlessly, and calling Yu Xing might not help her.As everyone knows, how could a little girl like her understand Yu Xing's thoughts.
Yu Xing immediately walked over with Qiao Ling, and asked, "Comrade, which unit do you work in? How is it proper to pull other girls on campus?"
I never thought that the lieutenant was quite arrogant, and replied: "Who am I talking about you? I discipline the student soldiers under me, and do you shit?"
Yu Xing was annoyed when he heard it, took out his mobile phone and took a photo, laughed and said, "Is the guard so gossip? Why don't we go to the military area and talk about it."
The lieutenant yin and yang said strangely: "Hey, there are really people who are not afraid of death and come out, you don't even ask, what do I, Zhao Yuanan, do for food, if you want to sue me, can you sue me?" Saying that, he let go Long Kong'er rushed forward a few steps and wanted to grab Yuxing's phone.
Yu Xing sneered, he dared to report his name before he even found out the details of the other party. Either he had a strong background or he was a fool, but if it was a family with a solid background, he would not teach such a stupid person. Come on, most of them are still idiots.So when he saw him rushing over, Yu Xingwei dodged his pounce with his hands sideways, and hooked his legs, knocking him to the ground, and fell to the ground.
But this happened on the sidewalk, and there happened to be a 1.5t van parked by the side of the road, so few teachers and students passing by saw it, or the lieutenant in military uniform was knocked down by the student Yuxing, It will definitely become the front page headline of Beijing University bbs news.
At this time, a jeep with the license plate of the General Staff came from a distance on the road, and the co-pilot was also wearing military uniforms, and was searching for something with military binoculars.
Soon, the people in the car seemed to have spotted Yu Xing on the sidewalk, and hurriedly asked the driver to pull the Jeep over.
With a "creak", the jeep stopped at the back of the van, and the soldier who was the co-pilot quickly jumped out of the car and walked between the cars with the driver, onto the sidewalk.As a result, someone yelled, almost startling them both.
Taking a closer look, the two were shocked to find that a man in the military uniform of a second lieutenant was swinging a fist the size of a casserole at Yu Xing.
The two of them were really taken aback this time, they didn't need Yu Xing to greet them, they rushed up and flattened the second lieutenant officer to the ground, the soldier who was originally sitting in the co-pilot even took out the helmet he was carrying with him. On the second lieutenant's forehead, he shouted: "Don't move!"! ! !
It has to be said that Yu Xing never touched the magic props from the beginning to the end—the deck of improvised cards, and the reappearance of the Baglas effect is the most incomprehensible part of the whole magic.
You must know that even David Baglas back then would have prepared in advance, and the poker he used to perform the effect was pre-designed by himself, but he just took it out and showed it all to others .
And Yuxing didn't do it himself from the beginning to the end, almost handing over the initiative of the entire magic to the audience. This is completely unbelievable in the eyes of others, but to put it bluntly, it is a matter of perception and space transfer!
But Yu Xing didn't explain, the entire magic group just wanted to break their heads and didn't have 666 stalking instructors!There is no way to find the flaw.
While the audience applauded thunderously, Zhang Zheng, who had bet with Yu Xing, came back to his senses, and then he yelled loudly, and he pointed at Yu Xing angrily and shouted: "Who the hell is this old man?" Thor, stand up for yourself!"
Well, this forced sentence almost offended all the freshmen present.
The reason why he called out like this was because Zhang Zhengsi realized after thinking about it, except for those guys who gathered together, there was no way anyone would help Yu Xing cheat.
Therefore, before Yu Xing could speak, someone was unhappy on the spot: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about? What the hell is that? What the hell is this? What the hell are you? "
Immediately, someone echoed, "That's right, what the hell are you doing?"
Another boy continued: "It's a shitty thing. I lost a bet to my senior. Now you want to get rid of the card business, don't you?"
As soon as these words came out, all the sentient beings who were shocked by the "star effect" came back to their senses and shouted, "Eat the card, eat the card, eat the card..."
Zhang Zhengyu took the road and fled.But surrounded by all living beings, unable to move.
actually.Zhang Zheng's face has long been lost, and Yu Xing doesn't care if he eats or not, but regardless of whether he eats it or not, all the beings present will put Zhang Zheng in prison as a stalking instructor!Remember forever.
After more than ten or 20 years, the people present will be middle-aged, and when they think about it, they will talk about that Zhang xx, who lost the bet, but he is a coward who dare not even eat a deck of cards; or they will say, that Zhang xx really deserved it, he insisted on betting with his brother.As a result, I swallowed a pack of poker...well.Isn't this the stink that has lasted for a hundred years?
Therefore, when everyone surrounded Zhang Zheng to force him to take the card, Yu Xing saw a figure dressed as a school leader coming in from the back door, and immediately took advantage of the chaos to grab Qiaoling and slipped away.
Although Long Kong'er was annoyed that Yuxing didn't take her to play, he slipped away in a ghostly manner.
"What are you arguing about? What are you arguing about?" A voice came from the back door of the classroom.
It turned out that the deputy director who was taught came.
Zhou Weixue, the secretary of the student union, immediately reported emphatically: "Director, there is no one who does magic tricks, cards and guns, so some people don't believe it, so there is a quarrel!"
The freshmen nearby were educated as soon as they heard Zhou Weixue's answer clearly. Is this fucking ability to distort the facts too powerful?Every word that is said is true, but when connected together, the facts are beyond recognition.
Sure enough, the deputy director focused the question on the "gun": "What's going on? How did you make a magic trick and get the gun out? Is it really a gun?"
"If you don't believe the director, you can ask everyone!" Zhou Weixue said sympathetically.If this guy was born in a chaotic season, he must be a traitor.
"I have the entire process of the magic show here. The director can watch it if you are interested!" A freshman said honestly without knowing what was going on.
"Yes, I have this too!" Another freshman also added.
"Director, the segment I recorded must be very popular. It has over a thousand hits just after it was uploaded on the Internet."
Zhou Weixue's face darkened instantly after hearing the answers one after another.But the deputy director became interested: "Then pick one out and let me see! That's right. Where's the magic performer? Call me to meet you too!"
Everyone looked at each other, only to find that Yu Xing, that beautiful senior and the super flower were gone.
"Damn it, the great magician took the beautiful senior sister and the super flower one king and two queens to go!"
I don't know who yelled such a voice, all the boys were instantly embarrassed, and their interest in showing off Yuxing's magical magic was greatly reduced.
The deputy director's face also darkened, and he said: "One king and two queens? What kind of mess is this?" The person who followed him to inspect had a sharp look, and hurriedly answered: "Director, don't you still have Is there a meeting?"
"That's right, let's go!" After finishing speaking, the deputy director turned around and left. He never mentioned the magic video, and he didn't touch the real thing, even the police wouldn't It's easy to believe, let alone the old scheming deputy director.
After the deputy director left, Zhou Weixue, who was still too immature, obviously realized this problem. After this, he never mentioned to others that Yuxing turned into a real Sand Eagle.As for the magic video uploaded on the Internet, who the hell knows if the silver sand eagle is real or not?On the contrary, Yuxing's "star effect" caused a great sensation in the magic world, but that's a story.
"K is big, k is big, wait for me!"
Yu Xing and his wife walked ahead, and Long Kong'er chased after them.
It's a pity that Long Kong'er offended Yu Xing terribly. If it wasn't for the old superior Long Ming who was caught in the middle, Yu Xing would have slapped her heart with his big mouth. At this time, he would not let her go. He just dragged Qiao Ling to the parking place. And go, there is no meaning to stop.
At this time, an officer with the rank of second lieutenant passed by Yu Xing and the young couple, and greeted: "Hi, student Long, I didn't expect to meet you here!"
Yuxing and Qiaoling were slightly startled, and instantly realized that the lieutenant was greeting Long Konger behind them.
Qiaoling wanted to turn around to take a look, but Yu Xing pulled her, saying: "Honey, what's interesting, it's their business!"
"I'm afraid that Kong'er might make a mistake!" Qiao Ling pouted, "She's your old superior's daughter, even if her willfulness offends us, can you just ignore it if something happens?"
Yuxing was slightly startled.Indeed, Long Konger offended him, and at most he would ignore her. After all, man, no matter what, you can't keep worrying about a little girl who just graduated from high school, but if something happens to her, Yu Xing is really serious. It is impossible to stand by and do nothing.
But now in broad daylight, the person who greeted me just now is another soldier of the people, so Yu Xing is not worried about anything, and said: "At most, it is Long Kong'er's military training instructor, maybe I have something to do with her, or I just want to make friends with her , what happened?"
Qiaoling was right when she thought about it, so she didn't look back. In fact, she was still somewhat resentful about Long Kong'er plotting Yuxing to let him perform magic tricks.
At this moment, Long Kong'er shouted from behind the two: "Instructor Zhao, please let go!"
When Yu Xing and his wife heard this, they suddenly turned around, and happened to see the lieutenant clamping Long Kong'er's arm, tugging at it.
Now Yuxing can't ignore it.After all, it is the daughter of the old superior. Although she offended him, she should not be treated as a class enemy, nor should she be generalized. After all, right and wrong in the world are never as clear as black and white. Yu Xing himself seems to make him extremely unhappy, but if he can't keep it clean and change to a boy, he might be happy, so black, white, white, white, black and black always have intersecting areas, just like gray, more like chaos, not all legends say that the power of chaos is The strongest force in the world?After more than a year of ups and downs, Yu Xing's way of dealing with interpersonal relationships is a bit closer to "chaos".
Seeing Yu Xing and Qiao Ling turning their heads, Long Kong'er immediately shouted at the top of her voice, "Sister Ling, save me, this instructor Zhao is so annoying!" She also knew that she had offended Yu Xing ruthlessly, and calling Yu Xing might not help her.As everyone knows, how could a little girl like her understand Yu Xing's thoughts.
Yu Xing immediately walked over with Qiao Ling, and asked, "Comrade, which unit do you work in? How is it proper to pull other girls on campus?"
I never thought that the lieutenant was quite arrogant, and replied: "Who am I talking about you? I discipline the student soldiers under me, and do you shit?"
Yu Xing was annoyed when he heard it, took out his mobile phone and took a photo, laughed and said, "Is the guard so gossip? Why don't we go to the military area and talk about it."
The lieutenant yin and yang said strangely: "Hey, there are really people who are not afraid of death and come out, you don't even ask, what do I, Zhao Yuanan, do for food, if you want to sue me, can you sue me?" Saying that, he let go Long Kong'er rushed forward a few steps and wanted to grab Yuxing's phone.
Yu Xing sneered, he dared to report his name before he even found out the details of the other party. Either he had a strong background or he was a fool, but if it was a family with a solid background, he would not teach such a stupid person. Come on, most of them are still idiots.So when he saw him rushing over, Yu Xingwei dodged his pounce with his hands sideways, and hooked his legs, knocking him to the ground, and fell to the ground.
But this happened on the sidewalk, and there happened to be a 1.5t van parked by the side of the road, so few teachers and students passing by saw it, or the lieutenant in military uniform was knocked down by the student Yuxing, It will definitely become the front page headline of Beijing University bbs news.
At this time, a jeep with the license plate of the General Staff came from a distance on the road, and the co-pilot was also wearing military uniforms, and was searching for something with military binoculars.
Soon, the people in the car seemed to have spotted Yu Xing on the sidewalk, and hurriedly asked the driver to pull the Jeep over.
With a "creak", the jeep stopped at the back of the van, and the soldier who was the co-pilot quickly jumped out of the car and walked between the cars with the driver, onto the sidewalk.As a result, someone yelled, almost startling them both.
Taking a closer look, the two were shocked to find that a man in the military uniform of a second lieutenant was swinging a fist the size of a casserole at Yu Xing.
The two of them were really taken aback this time, they didn't need Yu Xing to greet them, they rushed up and flattened the second lieutenant officer to the ground, the soldier who was originally sitting in the co-pilot even took out the helmet he was carrying with him. On the second lieutenant's forehead, he shouted: "Don't move!"! ! !
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