Yin Shi life
Chapter 30 Wild Boar
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Winter is coming, and Zhang Shanhai is five years old.By this time, he had searched almost all the tidal flats at Zhangjiashan, and Zhang Shanhai had collected all the tidal flats that could have a little bit of jade.In the words of the two old ghosts, talking is better than talking.Fortunately, some good quality jade was found inside, which can be regarded as a good harvest.In addition, Zhang Shanhai's ability has grown a lot, so the quality of the jade talismans produced has doubled.
The little yellow dog raised by Zhang Shanhai also became taller, but he could see some aura in his eyes.Although there is still some gap with the old mountain dog of Lao Qi's family, he is already able to drive rabbits into the mountains.In a few days, the little yellow dog will come back with a fat hare from the mountains to improve the life of Zhang Shanhai's family.Of course, with the little yellow dog's current ability, he could bring back the hare.
"Look, it's good to cultivate a spiritual pet, the little guy is eating fat." Liu Daonan said dissatisfied.
Zhang Shanhai is really a little fat, and his face has become round. In this era when the public is full of dishes, it can really show the nourishment of life.
"What's this? If you can catch a few fierce ghosts and practice the five ghosts transporting technique, it's nothing to go to the mountains to catch a few tigers!" Huang Shiyin said disdainfully.
"Isn't there a ghost in the ghost talisman of the little guy? Did you let it catch a rabbit and bring it back?" Liu Daonan was so angry that his beard stood on end.
Zhang Shanhai didn't want to pay attention to these two bored old ghosts with a lot of mouths. He was thinking about how to go to the mountains to get some game back.
"You can't eat rabbits all the time. Rabbits don't have much oil on them. If you bring a wild boar back, it will be full of oil. Who doesn't know that the wild boars are the fattest this season? It's almost the time of the Chinese New Year, so we need to get some wild boars." Pork is good for Chinese New Year." Zhang Shanhai thought.
Zhang Shanhai's family didn't feed pigs, so they had to weigh the meat during the Chinese New Year.
In order to survive the winter safely, wild boars accumulate a lot of fat in autumn, and their bodies are round and round.At this time, wild boars are the fattest.
Although the mountain dog is a spiritual pet, it is not much worse than the old mountain dog of Lao Qi's family, but after all, it has not yet fully grown, and it is obviously not enough to rely on him to deal with wild boars that even tigers are afraid of. Some are not enough.Although Zhang Shanhai is small, he has great ambitions.He actually wanted to rely on the phantom array in his hand, the ghost and Xiao Huang, and wanted to get a wild boar back.
In order to achieve his goal, Zhang Shanhai made full preparations.First, under the leadership of Xiao Huang, they found the places where wild boars often haunted and got used to the route.
"He wants to catch wild boars like a kid, it's really fantastic." The two old ghosts naturally don't think that Zhang Shanhai can catch wild boars, even though Zhang Shanhai has a phantom array.
"The stinky boy doesn't understand the principle of reducing ten times with one force. He thought he could trap the wild boar to death in the phantom formation, but he didn't realize that the wild boar is a beast without much brains. Even if it doesn't lose its way, it will only run wild .Three or two strokes can destroy the phantom array." Huang Shiyin said.
When the two old ghosts were obviously good at Zhang Shanhai's IQ and could not be subdued, there was a faint tendency to form an alliance.The blood feud between the two of them was not as irreconcilable as Zhang Shanhai imagined.As long as the price is right, the two old ghosts seem to be able to sell anything noble.
After finally seizing the opportunity to attack Zhang Shanhai, the two old ghosts joined forces and spared no effort to attack.
"It's no wonder that you two have no chance to ascend, and you have lived a lot of your life on dogs. Arrays and Taoism are not what you use." Zhang Shanhai said.
"Hey, you brat dare to say that about the two of us. You really don't know how to respect your teacher. Alas, the morals of the world have fallen!" Huang Shiyin said.
"Master shit. We're just taking advantage of each other." Zhang Shanhai said.
Liu Daonan said angrily, "Don't think about me teaching you any Taoism in the future."
"Who cares!" Zhang Shanhai said with a smile.
Huang Shiyin and Liu Daonan were stunned. It was really not Zhang Shanhai who begged them, but the two of them begged Zhang Shanhai to carry forward their Taoism.
Zhang Shanhai was very well prepared this time, he used almost all the jade talismans he refined this time around, completely covering a mountain forest.The strangest thing is that Zhang Shanhai even set up a formation in a rocky forest where there were no traces of wild boars.
"Do you really want to trap the wild boar here?" Liu Daonan asked doubtfully.
"That's not right. Is there any use in the Stone Forest?" Huang Shiyin was also very puzzled.
"You watch. Tonight, I will show you the results." Zhang Shanhai said.
Zhang Shanhai ran into the mountains every day, and Zhang Yunyang and his wife didn't care too much. After all, during this period of time, Xiao Huang often hunted wild game home, so Zhang Yunyang and He Ni slowly accepted Zhang Shanhai's hunting behavior.
"You don't care about that brat. You know how to run into the mountains all day long. What if you meet a wolf?" He Ni wasn't worried either.
"Ma'am, it's up to you to talk about it. It's not like you don't know, so he will listen to you." Zhang Yunyang said with a helpless smile.
"It's not that you are too pampering him! You even said I was pampering him!" He Ni said.
"Okay then, I'll go and catch this brat and beat him up." Zhang Yunyang said.
"Don't just talk and don't practice, hurry up!" He Ni teased, she knew that Zhang Yunyang was reluctant to beat the child.
There is no need for Zhang Yunyang to chase him away, Zhang Shanhai will always return home on time when it is time to eat.
"Stinky boy, why do you run into the mountains every day? It's not like you don't know how dangerous it is. When an adult enters the mountain, accidents will happen if you are not careful. What will you do if you, a brat, encounter wolves?" Zhang Yunyang said.
"Father, I don't know if that wolf is delicious or not. I haven't eaten it yet. It would be great if I met a wolf. I can taste it." Zhang Shanhai said.
Seeing that Zhang Yunyang was deflated, He Ni couldn't help but chuckle, and said with a smile, "Your father is right, how dangerous is that? Why can't you look like a child, you brat?"
Zhang Shanhai stretched out his hands, walked towards He Ni, and said in a coquettish voice as he walked, "Mother, give me a hug!"
"Stinky boy!" He Ni scraped Zhang Shanhai's bridge of nose with her hand.
"Mom, didn't you say you want to look like a child?" Zhang Shanhai laughed.
Zhang Yunyang also came over, and rubbed Zhang Shanhai's head vigorously, "How could he be hugged by his mother at such an age? Brat, I can only hug my own wife from now on."
He Ni pinched the back of Zhang Yunyang's hand, "Don't teach the child badly!"
"I'm only five years old!" Zhang Shanhai said innocently.
Zhang Yunyang and his wife were stunned. They probably haven't regarded their children as five-year-olds for a long time.
Winter is coming, and Zhang Shanhai is five years old.By this time, he had searched almost all the tidal flats at Zhangjiashan, and Zhang Shanhai had collected all the tidal flats that could have a little bit of jade.In the words of the two old ghosts, talking is better than talking.Fortunately, some good quality jade was found inside, which can be regarded as a good harvest.In addition, Zhang Shanhai's ability has grown a lot, so the quality of the jade talismans produced has doubled.
The little yellow dog raised by Zhang Shanhai also became taller, but he could see some aura in his eyes.Although there is still some gap with the old mountain dog of Lao Qi's family, he is already able to drive rabbits into the mountains.In a few days, the little yellow dog will come back with a fat hare from the mountains to improve the life of Zhang Shanhai's family.Of course, with the little yellow dog's current ability, he could bring back the hare.
"Look, it's good to cultivate a spiritual pet, the little guy is eating fat." Liu Daonan said dissatisfied.
Zhang Shanhai is really a little fat, and his face has become round. In this era when the public is full of dishes, it can really show the nourishment of life.
"What's this? If you can catch a few fierce ghosts and practice the five ghosts transporting technique, it's nothing to go to the mountains to catch a few tigers!" Huang Shiyin said disdainfully.
"Isn't there a ghost in the ghost talisman of the little guy? Did you let it catch a rabbit and bring it back?" Liu Daonan was so angry that his beard stood on end.
Zhang Shanhai didn't want to pay attention to these two bored old ghosts with a lot of mouths. He was thinking about how to go to the mountains to get some game back.
"You can't eat rabbits all the time. Rabbits don't have much oil on them. If you bring a wild boar back, it will be full of oil. Who doesn't know that the wild boars are the fattest this season? It's almost the time of the Chinese New Year, so we need to get some wild boars." Pork is good for Chinese New Year." Zhang Shanhai thought.
Zhang Shanhai's family didn't feed pigs, so they had to weigh the meat during the Chinese New Year.
In order to survive the winter safely, wild boars accumulate a lot of fat in autumn, and their bodies are round and round.At this time, wild boars are the fattest.
Although the mountain dog is a spiritual pet, it is not much worse than the old mountain dog of Lao Qi's family, but after all, it has not yet fully grown, and it is obviously not enough to rely on him to deal with wild boars that even tigers are afraid of. Some are not enough.Although Zhang Shanhai is small, he has great ambitions.He actually wanted to rely on the phantom array in his hand, the ghost and Xiao Huang, and wanted to get a wild boar back.
In order to achieve his goal, Zhang Shanhai made full preparations.First, under the leadership of Xiao Huang, they found the places where wild boars often haunted and got used to the route.
"He wants to catch wild boars like a kid, it's really fantastic." The two old ghosts naturally don't think that Zhang Shanhai can catch wild boars, even though Zhang Shanhai has a phantom array.
"The stinky boy doesn't understand the principle of reducing ten times with one force. He thought he could trap the wild boar to death in the phantom formation, but he didn't realize that the wild boar is a beast without much brains. Even if it doesn't lose its way, it will only run wild .Three or two strokes can destroy the phantom array." Huang Shiyin said.
When the two old ghosts were obviously good at Zhang Shanhai's IQ and could not be subdued, there was a faint tendency to form an alliance.The blood feud between the two of them was not as irreconcilable as Zhang Shanhai imagined.As long as the price is right, the two old ghosts seem to be able to sell anything noble.
After finally seizing the opportunity to attack Zhang Shanhai, the two old ghosts joined forces and spared no effort to attack.
"It's no wonder that you two have no chance to ascend, and you have lived a lot of your life on dogs. Arrays and Taoism are not what you use." Zhang Shanhai said.
"Hey, you brat dare to say that about the two of us. You really don't know how to respect your teacher. Alas, the morals of the world have fallen!" Huang Shiyin said.
"Master shit. We're just taking advantage of each other." Zhang Shanhai said.
Liu Daonan said angrily, "Don't think about me teaching you any Taoism in the future."
"Who cares!" Zhang Shanhai said with a smile.
Huang Shiyin and Liu Daonan were stunned. It was really not Zhang Shanhai who begged them, but the two of them begged Zhang Shanhai to carry forward their Taoism.
Zhang Shanhai was very well prepared this time, he used almost all the jade talismans he refined this time around, completely covering a mountain forest.The strangest thing is that Zhang Shanhai even set up a formation in a rocky forest where there were no traces of wild boars.
"Do you really want to trap the wild boar here?" Liu Daonan asked doubtfully.
"That's not right. Is there any use in the Stone Forest?" Huang Shiyin was also very puzzled.
"You watch. Tonight, I will show you the results." Zhang Shanhai said.
Zhang Shanhai ran into the mountains every day, and Zhang Yunyang and his wife didn't care too much. After all, during this period of time, Xiao Huang often hunted wild game home, so Zhang Yunyang and He Ni slowly accepted Zhang Shanhai's hunting behavior.
"You don't care about that brat. You know how to run into the mountains all day long. What if you meet a wolf?" He Ni wasn't worried either.
"Ma'am, it's up to you to talk about it. It's not like you don't know, so he will listen to you." Zhang Yunyang said with a helpless smile.
"It's not that you are too pampering him! You even said I was pampering him!" He Ni said.
"Okay then, I'll go and catch this brat and beat him up." Zhang Yunyang said.
"Don't just talk and don't practice, hurry up!" He Ni teased, she knew that Zhang Yunyang was reluctant to beat the child.
There is no need for Zhang Yunyang to chase him away, Zhang Shanhai will always return home on time when it is time to eat.
"Stinky boy, why do you run into the mountains every day? It's not like you don't know how dangerous it is. When an adult enters the mountain, accidents will happen if you are not careful. What will you do if you, a brat, encounter wolves?" Zhang Yunyang said.
"Father, I don't know if that wolf is delicious or not. I haven't eaten it yet. It would be great if I met a wolf. I can taste it." Zhang Shanhai said.
Seeing that Zhang Yunyang was deflated, He Ni couldn't help but chuckle, and said with a smile, "Your father is right, how dangerous is that? Why can't you look like a child, you brat?"
Zhang Shanhai stretched out his hands, walked towards He Ni, and said in a coquettish voice as he walked, "Mother, give me a hug!"
"Stinky boy!" He Ni scraped Zhang Shanhai's bridge of nose with her hand.
"Mom, didn't you say you want to look like a child?" Zhang Shanhai laughed.
Zhang Yunyang also came over, and rubbed Zhang Shanhai's head vigorously, "How could he be hugged by his mother at such an age? Brat, I can only hug my own wife from now on."
He Ni pinched the back of Zhang Yunyang's hand, "Don't teach the child badly!"
"I'm only five years old!" Zhang Shanhai said innocently.
Zhang Yunyang and his wife were stunned. They probably haven't regarded their children as five-year-olds for a long time.
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