The prince lacks training: the royal concubine

"Let me tell you a dirty joke!" Hai Weilan looked at Yuan Qiyan with bright eyes.

"Don't talk!" Yuan Qiyan refused without thinking.

Hai Weilan twitched her lips, "If you don't listen to me, tell me!"

"That's not OK!"

"You are just uneducated. Haven't you heard the ancient saying: keep warm and think of lust? It can be inferred from this that dirty jokes are a way to keep warm that saves firewood!" [

"What kind of way do you keep warm?" Yuan Qiyan was a little angry, "Can't you shut up?"

Hai Weilan stopped talking, and after a while she started humming again, and couldn't find a tune after humming for a long time.

Yuan Qiyan was angry, "Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

Hai Weilan was very aggrieved, "I shut up, I kept my mouth shut and hummed!"

Yuan Qiyan forcibly suppressed his anger, "Hai Weilan, I don't want to waste my energy arguing with you. You'd better save your energy to deal with the severe cold in the middle of the night, otherwise you may be frozen to death at any time!"

"Can't move or speak, it's no different from being dead!" Hai Weilan muttered, but didn't speak anymore.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, and it is getting colder.After all, Yuan Qiyan has a background in martial arts, it's nothing, but Hai Weilan can't stand it anymore, his whole body is shaking, and his teeth are chattering.

Yuan Qiyan frowned deeply. For the first time, he felt so incompetent. He hugged her tightly, but he couldn't bring her any warmth.And she was clearly frozen into that appearance, but she didn't say a word.

"If you want to tell dirty jokes, just tell them!" His voice was blown to pieces by the wind, and it sounded a little funny.

"You didn't listen when I told you, and I didn't tell you if you wanted to!" Hai Weilan said in a trembling voice, her head was already frozen, and all the stocks were frozen.

"Then hum a song!"

"Ms. Ben's appearance fee is very high. You want to listen to the special show just by talking about it? No way."

Yuan Qiyan sighed helplessly, "It's already this time, can you not be stubborn?"

"No, my mouth is frozen, I can't even think about it, don't believe me, try it?"

"How do you want me to try?" Yuan Qiyan became annoyed again, "Can a woman say this to a man casually?"

"I won't let other men try!" Hai Weilan muttered.

Yuan Qiyan didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, just hum!"

After a while of silence, Yuan Qiyan opened his mouth again, "Tell me about your childhood!" [