The prince lacks training: the royal concubine
182. Do you think you are a vegetable field?
Hai Weilan glanced at him with a smile, "Is it astringent?"
"Correct!"
"Is it hard?"
"Yep!"
"Try it carefully, is it a bit like... a mixture of horse manure and horse urine?"[
The man poked his mouth in recollection, "Yes, yes, yes!"
Hai Weilan slapped her hands, "Congratulations, your sense of taste is completely normal!"
The man froze for a moment, then froze again, then vomited loudly.Hai Weilan sighed inhumanely beside her, "What a waste, how much grass does a horse eat to produce such excrement?"
The man vomited even more when he heard it, and he didn't stop until he vomited all the bile, and looked at her sadly with a pair of tearful narrow eyes, "Girl, I... already have half my life left, Why...you still have the heart to play with me like this?"
"It's not me who's playing tricks on you, it's the tenant in your stomach!" Hai Weilan pointed at the puddle he spat out.
The man looked down, and saw a pink worm floating in the yellow-yellow-green liquid, four or five inches long, twisting and wriggling, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body.Stomach and intestines turned and vomited a few more mouthfuls one after another.
After vomiting, I suddenly felt a lot lighter, refreshed and very comfortable.Looking at Hai Weilan again, there was admiration in her eyes, "Girl, did you give me to drink that filthy thing just to make me spit out that worm?"
"Otherwise? Do you think you are a vegetable field?"
"How does the girl know that I have worms in my body?"
"Of course you have worms in your body, as well as tadpoles!"
The man was shocked, "What? There are tadpoles? Where are they?"
Hai Weilan was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so she stretched out her hand, "Bring it!"
The man hesitated for a moment, "Girl, we are also acquaintances, see if we can discuss it..."
"No!" Hai Weilan cut off his words very simply, "I'm uneducated, I don't know how to make friends, I only know how to use bricks and show my face!"
The man grinned in embarrassment, and didn't dare to say any more. He hurriedly ordered the boy, "Give the ice marrow bead to that girl!"
"Hey!" The boy agreed, and handed the box to Hai Weilan respectfully.Hai Weilan picked it up and left, hurrying.
The man looked at her, and to be precise, the ice marrow bead was getting farther and farther away from him, and his little heart was hurting intermittently.For these two beads, he almost died in the depths of the snow mountain, but he only got a bowl of horse manure in exchange.
Why does he always feel that he has been deceived?
"Correct!"
"Is it hard?"
"Yep!"
"Try it carefully, is it a bit like... a mixture of horse manure and horse urine?"[
The man poked his mouth in recollection, "Yes, yes, yes!"
Hai Weilan slapped her hands, "Congratulations, your sense of taste is completely normal!"
The man froze for a moment, then froze again, then vomited loudly.Hai Weilan sighed inhumanely beside her, "What a waste, how much grass does a horse eat to produce such excrement?"
The man vomited even more when he heard it, and he didn't stop until he vomited all the bile, and looked at her sadly with a pair of tearful narrow eyes, "Girl, I... already have half my life left, Why...you still have the heart to play with me like this?"
"It's not me who's playing tricks on you, it's the tenant in your stomach!" Hai Weilan pointed at the puddle he spat out.
The man looked down, and saw a pink worm floating in the yellow-yellow-green liquid, four or five inches long, twisting and wriggling, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body.Stomach and intestines turned and vomited a few more mouthfuls one after another.
After vomiting, I suddenly felt a lot lighter, refreshed and very comfortable.Looking at Hai Weilan again, there was admiration in her eyes, "Girl, did you give me to drink that filthy thing just to make me spit out that worm?"
"Otherwise? Do you think you are a vegetable field?"
"How does the girl know that I have worms in my body?"
"Of course you have worms in your body, as well as tadpoles!"
The man was shocked, "What? There are tadpoles? Where are they?"
Hai Weilan was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so she stretched out her hand, "Bring it!"
The man hesitated for a moment, "Girl, we are also acquaintances, see if we can discuss it..."
"No!" Hai Weilan cut off his words very simply, "I'm uneducated, I don't know how to make friends, I only know how to use bricks and show my face!"
The man grinned in embarrassment, and didn't dare to say any more. He hurriedly ordered the boy, "Give the ice marrow bead to that girl!"
"Hey!" The boy agreed, and handed the box to Hai Weilan respectfully.Hai Weilan picked it up and left, hurrying.
The man looked at her, and to be precise, the ice marrow bead was getting farther and farther away from him, and his little heart was hurting intermittently.For these two beads, he almost died in the depths of the snow mountain, but he only got a bowl of horse manure in exchange.
Why does he always feel that he has been deceived?
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