Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Seeing Zhunti's embarrassed and red face, the three little girls watching the show couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"This little emperor is quite good at roasting people."

"You've grasped the essence of my technique, haha!"

Although Zhunti felt a pang of pain from being rebuked by the Human Emperor, he could only grit his teeth and speak.

"Your Majesty, this great fortune for our Buddhist sect is primarily aimed at the human race!"

"As long as our Buddhist teachings spread eastward, it will bring immeasurable benefits to the human race!"

Li Shimin raised his eyelids and glanced at him casually: "What are the benefits? Tell me about them!"

This attitude...

Zhunti was furious.

This humble monk is at least a Primordial Saint, while you're just a peak Quasi-Saint? This is far too arrogant!
As expected, these emperors were all of the same lineage.

From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors onward, they were all lawless rulers.

These humans are absolutely despicable!
But the situation is stronger than the people.

Zhunti gritted his teeth and thought to himself: This humble monk will endure!
Once the primordial destiny is reversed, these lawless human emperors will surely be severely punished!
Zhunti's face still wore a smile: "The eastward spread of Buddhism is a great blessing!"

"Practice my Hinayana Buddhism..."

Just as Zhunti was about to start praising,

Li Shiming suddenly spoke up: "Why is it Theravada Buddhism, and not Mahayana Buddhism?"

Zhunti's face twitched immediately.

Damn, is this Human Emperor deliberately trying to stab people in the heart?
Wasn't the name of Mahayana Buddhism stolen by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, arranged by the Three Immortal Islands?
Li Changsheng's daughter is the Empress of the Human Race, how could you not know that?
Moreover, this is a truly heartbreaking matter for Buddhism.

If Ksitigarbha hadn't occupied the name of Mahayana Buddhism, the Buddhist community wouldn't have suffered such a loss of fortune.

If they continue to preach under the name of Mahayana Buddhism.

Then we'll just have to let the gods hide here for free again.

"Your Majesty, this Mahayana is not necessarily inferior to the Hinayana, and the name is not important." Zhunti's face was pale and uncertain, and he could only force an explanation.

The three little girls watching the show burst into laughter.

Zhunti's complexion was more impressive than anyone else's magic tricks.

Li Shimin, of course, knew the reason, and said with a suppressed laugh, "Alright, continue."

Zhunti took a breath and continued speaking.

"By mastering the essence of Buddhism, one will surely attain peace of mind and health, eliminate all karmic obstacles, end worldly suffering, avoid the cycle of hell, achieve enlightenment, be reborn in the Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and attain great freedom and liberation!"

Then came a torrent of flowery boasting.

It speaks of the profound and subtle meanings of Buddhism.

The benefits of studying Buddhism.

While alive, one can repay all debts from past lives, avoid going to hell after death, and ascend to the Western Paradise to receive blessings, and so on!
Zhunti has become quite fond of praising this.

On and on.

Li Shimin looked at him as if he were a fool.

Zhunti also felt the atmosphere was strange.

He stopped talking, somewhat confused.

"Your Majesty, what are your instructions?"

Li Shimin looked at Zhunti with disdain.

"I've heard that sages know everything in the primordial world, so it seems that Buddhist sages must be an exception."

"Don't you know that all of us humans are Great Luo Golden Immortals, with unlimited lifespans? How can we have death, or how can we have Western Paradise?"

"Great freedom, great ease? Isn't that what humanity is all about now?"

Zhunti was completely dumbfounded.

Holy crap, that makes so much sense!
Zhunti was speechless after being rebuked, and his eyes widened in shock.

His face turned pale and then flushed.

"Hahaha!"

"That Zhunti is so stupid!"

"Sages know everything, except Buddhist sages! Hahaha, Li Shimin really knows how to roast people!"

The three little girls watched as Zhunti's face changed from pale to green, an expression more dramatic than any play.

He was laughing so hard.

That's hilarious!
At this moment, he felt Li Shimin's contempt and mockery.

Zhunti wanted to get angry, but he didn't dare.

At this moment, Li Shimin picked up the memorial again and said sarcastically, "If Buddhism has no real talent and learning, I advise you to turn back before it's too late!"

"I heard that the Immortal Venerable still needs gatekeepers at the Three Immortal Islands. Now that I am the Human Emperor, I still have some influence with the Empress of the Human Race. I can secure gatekeeper positions for you."

"If you are truly dedicated to learning Buddhism, even as a gatekeeper on Three Immortal Islands, you can learn a great deal. I urge you not to waste this excellent opportunity; it is a great fortune bestowed upon you by me!"

well!
He listened to Li Shimin's earnest advice to go and guard the gate of the Three Immortals Island.

Zhunti finally coughed up a mouthful of blood.

Damn it!
This is outrageous!
The three little girls burst into laughter.

They doubled over, laughing uproariously. "Will Zhunti be so angry he'll explode? Hahaha!"

"Li Shimin is a promising talent!"

"Shrimp and pork heart, you've truly mastered this princess's technique!"

They only gave me a few pointers.

Unexpectedly, Li Shimin not only completed the mission perfectly, but also performed exceptionally well.

Li Shimin is so funny.

In particular, he acted as if he was doing this for your own good by having you guard the gate.

Kill people and kill your heart.

Zhunti was so enraged that he was said to have been born and ascended to heaven with two Buddhas. This human emperor was simply too much!
This is intolerable!
Enraged, Zhunti unleashed his supreme holy might with a thunderous roar.

Then!
Roar!
Humanity's destiny and the golden dragon roar!
They directly suppressed Zhunti!
Zhunti was dumbfounded.

"impossible!"

Zhunti was startled.

How could such a strange thing happen?

I shouldn't be directly suppressed by the Golden Dragon of Fortune!
Moreover, judging from Li Shimin's appearance, he clearly didn't take him seriously at all.

Zhunti suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Just then, a clear voice interrupted his thoughts.

“Great, Buddhism is an option.”

"To directly threaten this Empress with your human race, how dare you!"

While they were talking, Xiao Susu came out first.

A mocking expression graced her exquisitely sculpted face.

Then Little Sugar and Little Cute also came out, both with the same playful expressions.

"Li Shimin pays his respects to the two little princesses and to Her Majesty the Empress!"

Li Shimin stood up and bowed.

These are the three little devils!
Zhunti's expression changed immediately.

Now we know where Li Shimin's confidence comes from.

What the hell.

Li Changsheng's daughter was there from the very beginning!
This is clearly a case of entrapment!
Zhunti thought to himself, "This is bad."

A chill ran down my spine.

Even the six saints dared not provoke the three little princesses.

Isn't Zhunti walking right into a trap?
Zhunti wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, his face beaming with a smile: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! This humble monk has only come here to offer birthday wishes to the Emperor!"

"Since the three princesses are here, they must be here to discuss matters with His Majesty the Emperor. This humble monk will not disturb them any longer!"

Zhunti was about to run away after he finished speaking.

But the next moment.

They reappeared in the palace.

Looking at Xiao Susu's smiling face.

Zhunti was in despair.

Xiao Su said with a smile.

Why are you running?

"Where's the birthday gift you promised?"

Zhunti hurriedly offered up the innate spiritual treasure he had previously possessed.

"The gift is here!"

However, Little Mengmeng said with disdain.

"Just one innate spiritual treasure?"

"Zhunti, you are a Heavenly Saint, a mere Primordial Spiritual Treasure, yet you have truly disgraced the Heavenly Dao!"

Little Mengmeng sighed as she spoke.

"Sister, don't you think so?"

Little Sugar: "???"

"Zhunti, if you don't hand over the secrets of Buddhism today..."

"Just wait to die."

Little Sugar was eyeing Zhunti intently.

Zhunti: "???"

Zhunti almost cried.

What kind of human suffering is this?!
In the end, Zhunti completely handed over all his magical treasures and spiritual roots.

Only then were they able to escape back to Mount Ling. (End of Chapter)