Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

"Buddhism? If they dare to come, we brothers will devour all those gods and Buddhas in the sky!" the white elephant demon said viciously from the side.

"That's right! We've tried everything – stir-frying, steaming, boiling, grilling – it's been so long since we've had a change of pace!"

The Golden-Winged Roc smacked its lips, reminiscing as it spoke.

Sweat poured down his bald head, leaving Tang Sanzang dumbfounded.

Are these... a group of foodies?
That's it, I'm not even enough to fill their teeth.

"Kid! That's amazing! Is this a natural performance?"

Little Sugar's big, bright eyes seemed to have discovered something magical.

Hearing Tangtang's words, Xiaomengmeng also said expectantly:
"It's better than expected! That's great!"

Little Su Su was also very interested and watched intently.

"Drag him away! First, cut off one hand and one foot. Steam the hand, roast the foot!"

"Leave the rest for tomorrow!"

The lion-like monster waved his hand dismissively.

The faces of the surrounding monsters twitched.

Is Taiichi just playing himself?
Damn it!
Absolutely amazing!
Should we save it for tomorrow?
"No, Your Majesty! Don't eat me! I'm useful! Yes! I have a special talent!"

Tang Sanzang was filled with uncontrollable terror.

I'm not kidding!
This guy is really going to eat himself!
God the hell leave tomorrow!
"Oh? Tell me about it!"

The lion monster showed an interested expression.

The surrounding monsters also focused their attention on this.

"Um... I wonder if my ability to do farm work counts?"

"Oh! Your Majesty! It's true! This humble monk once lived in Gao Village... Ouch!"

“Please spare my life!!”

Lingshan.

The monkeys have returned once again.

"Buddha! You have no idea how ferocious the demons of Lion Camel Ridge are; they kidnapped Tang Sanzang!"

"Look, I, Old Sun, am covered in wounds, and my magic weapon has been stolen!"

"The Buddhist community must stand up for me!"

Inside the main hall, Sun Wukong, his face filled with sorrow, sobbed as he recounted his story.

All the Buddhas of Mount Ling were dumbfounded.

The monsters of Lion Camel Ridge have clearly moved away.

Where do these monsters come from now?
And isn't this monkey at the Quasi-Saint realm?
How did I still get beaten up!
The three Buddhas' faces twitched, and they hurriedly inquired in detail.

"I don't know either, just a bunch of monsters patrolling the mountain... If Buddha bestows some more magical treasures upon me, I, Old Sun, will go and take revenge!"

"The monkey said angrily."

The three Buddhas exchanged a glance, somewhat helpless.

How many treasures have been bestowed in such a short time!
Let's report this to the Emperor!
Upon hearing the news, the four Buddhist saints also felt a headache.

They'd already removed all the monsters from the road, so how did this incident still happen?
And how many treasures have they bestowed upon them?

Do you think this monkey is like a cabbage, something to be given away casually?
"The great undertaking of the Great Calamity is the real priority; shall we join forces again?"

Lao Tzu sighed and said.

"I'm afraid it'll be another case of throwing good money after bad!"

Zhunti looked speechlessly at the monkey still in the hall and said with concern.

"We still have to continue! Tang Sanzang is still at Lion Camel Ridge!"

Yuanshi frowned as he spoke.

"Let's try again. Didn't the monkey do a pretty good job the first few times?"

"If all else fails, let's attack Lion Camel Ridge!"

After thinking for a moment, Jieyin offered his suggestion.

Soon after, four more treasures appeared before the monkey.

It consisted of a tortoise shell, a bamboo pole, a jade bottle, and a fan.

The monkey was overjoyed!
Four more items! I should be able to reach the late Quasi-Saint stage this time!
Haha, I, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, am indeed a genius!
"Wukong! Bamboo is pure bamboo, it must be... This impetuous monkey! He's too impatient!"

Jieyin was explaining things to the monkey telepathically, but the monkey just took it and left.

They've vanished without a trace.

The other three saints remained silent.

If Sun Wukong hadn't resolved the calamity earlier, they would have seriously suspected that this monkey had come specifically to trick them out of magical treasures.

They didn't know that this monkey really was something else.

Seeing the scene at Lingshan, Little Tangtang grinned mischievously and said, "Four more items! Looks like they have quite a lot of Buddhist stuff, hehehe!"

Little Mengmeng said excitedly, "Oh my gosh~ I'm bringing Daddy lots of gifts this time!"

"The things of the sages are truly the best. This time, we must make Hongjun and Yangmei bleed!"

Little Su Su smiled, her big eyes crinkling as she looked at Chaos.

Lion Camel Ridge.

Yang Jian and Nezha were leading human cultivators on a mountain patrol, all disguised as monsters.

They happened to run into monkeys who had come from Lingshan.

"Hey! Monsters, hand over Tang Sanzang now, or you'll all die!"

The monkey said menacingly.

Yang Jian and the others' expressions immediately turned grim upon seeing this.

Damn it!
How did we end up encountering this?
Why did the Empress have to lose this round first?
"Don't think that just because I'm silent, I, Old Sun, am afraid of you. Take this!"

When the monkey saw the group of monsters looking so grim, he thought they were about to beat him up again.

He immediately felt a chill run down his spine, thinking, "I, Old Sun, can't let myself get beaten up every day!"
This time, Sun Wukong simply made the first move.

The monkey pulled out a fan, which was colorful and seemed to be made of different kinds of bird feathers.

A sudden slam!
Sasa sasa sasa!!!
Yang Jian sighed and glanced at everyone.

Without saying a word, he flew backwards and yelled loudly.

"Wow! What an amazing fan!!! Wow!!!"

"That mischievous monkey is incredibly fierce! Run!"

Nezha and the others followed suit.

Just a face to face.

The monkey slapped all the demons away, sending them flying.

The monkey was taken aback. What was this all about?
At this moment, all the Buddhas of Mount Ling, including the Four Sages, were paying attention to Lion Camel Ridge.

Seeing the group of monsters being blown away by the monkey, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed.

"Could this fan be the legendary Five Fires and Seven Birds Fan?"

"It shouldn't be, the power is different!"

"But the monkey is really good! This round is in the bag!"

The Buddhas couldn't help but nod; this monkey was sure to become a war god-like figure in Buddhism in the future.

The four saints were also greatly pleased, for the monkey had not disappointed them after all.

It hurts so much, considering how much I've sacrificed.

As long as the result is good, that's all that matters!
The monkeys still on Lion Camel Ridge shook their heads, stopped thinking about it, and continued walking uphill.

The Kunpeng Bai Ze, who was watching from a short distance away, suddenly lit up.

"Listen up, everyone! Beat up the monkey first, then steal the magic weapon! Now it's our turn!"

"You must perform well for Her Majesty the Empress! Do you hear me?"

"Yes!"

Kunpeng watched the monkeys climbing the mountain with great excitement.

The people of Heaven were also excited.

They were eagerly waiting for Sun Wukong to arrive.

As the monkey was walking halfway up the mountain, suddenly another group of monsters jumped out.

"This is the monkey who hit our brothers! Everyone, charge! Beat him up!" Kunpeng, the leader, shouted loudly and charged forward fiercely.

The monkey was dumbfounded.

Just how many monsters did they summon?
This wave is completely different from the previous two, isn't it?
Is this some kind of attempt to kill me, Old Sun?
The frustrated monkey asked itself three questions.

He was quick on his feet, and with a wave of his fan, he managed to fan away a few monsters.

The rest continued their assault, a mighty and imposing force.

Sun Wukong was stunned. He quickly took out the Cleansing Bamboo and threw it at the demons. The clanging sound kept coming.

Still not in front of the demons.

Another powerful monster like this?
The monkey was startled.

The next moment, a huge fist came crashing down.
boom!!
The monkey was smashed and sent flying.

Sun Wukong: "???"

Kunpeng retracted his fist, a sinister smile on his face, and shouted.

"Go, brothers! Beat him up!"

Immediately, a group of monsters rushed forward, shouting and yelling. (End of Chapter)