Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 563 Is Massage Really That Charming?
boom!
The monkey was knocked to the ground with a single punch, and the man in the yellow robe jumped up and sat on him.
Fierce and rapid punches rained down like raindrops.
Bang bang bang!!
Tang Sanzang, hiding at the entrance of the Wave Moon Cave, was still peeking out.
Upon witnessing this scene, large swathes of cold sweat streamed down his smooth forehead.
That monster is so ferocious!
This humble monk should go back and get a proper massage!
Thinking this, Tang Sanzang slowly stepped back.
"This monkey must be stunned, hahaha! Well done, Tongtian!"
Little Sugar couldn't help but burst into laughter when she saw the monkey getting beaten up.
"Poor monkey! He thought of so many bets along the way, only to be knocked down by Tongtian with a single punch! Hehe!"
Little Mengmeng laughed continuously, speaking with great interest.
"Tongtian is the best! Keep it up!"
Little Su Su also gave a thumbs up, cheering for Tongtian.
boom!
Boom!
"You scruffy monkey! Do you submit?"
The Yellow-Robed Monster raised his fist, looked at the monkey beneath him, and sneered.
"I refuse to accept this! I refuse to accept this! How dare you trick me! You damned monster!"
Monkeys are inherently stubborn, and at this moment they continued to curse and rage.
The yellow-robed monster didn't say much and continued to use his fists to attack.
BANG BANG BANG!!!
Soon after, the monkey was knocked unconscious by the hammer.
Lingshan.
The gods and Buddhas were dumbfounded.
"That wolf demon is ruthless! He just punched the monkey unconscious!"
"Truly ruthless! Wasn't this subdued by the Buddha himself?"
"Perhaps this is Buddha's test for the monkey? After all, he is the hope of our Buddhist community!"
"That's true! They really went to great lengths to train the Monkey Buddha!"
The gods and Buddhas continued to discuss, and the more they talked, the more they felt that the Buddha's considerations were profound.
At this moment, the Buddha's face was extremely pale and flushed.
That damned yellow robe!
You're trying to roast me on a hot stove!
I'm going to kill you!
what!!!
After pondering for a moment, the Buddha got up and headed towards the Wave Moon Cave.
Wuzhuang Temple.
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun were drinking tea and looking at the Boyue Cave.
"Fellow Daoist Tongtian is truly amazing! You've even made this humble Daoist envious!"
The red clouds shone brightly, and the author smacked his lips.
Zhen Yuanzi turned to look at Hongyun, his eyes filled with helplessness.
I feel like I've been corrupted by Hongyun too!
That day, they disguised themselves as robbers and raided a Buddhist temple; it was incredibly fun!
Yes, it's definitely because Hongyun led him astray!
"Why don't you go and ask the little princesses if they have any plans?"
After thinking for a moment, Zhen Yuanzi said to Hongyun.
Hongyun's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh:
"That makes sense! It's decided then! Now it's time for us brothers to show our skills!"
Hongyun's eyes sparkled, her face full of anticipation.
See? It's all because of Hongyun.
It has nothing to do with me!
Zhen Yuanzi took a sip of tea and thought to himself.
It smells so good!
Wave Moon Cave.
After the Yellow Robe Monster returned, he lay down again.
"You bald monk over there, hurry up and give this great king a massage! You have no sense of propriety at all! Humph!"
With a cold snort from the Yellow-Robed Monster, Tang Sanzang shuddered.
With a fawning smile, he hurried over and skillfully began to massage the yellow-robed monster.
"Your Majesty! You must be exhausted from beating the monkey. Let me give you a massage!"
Tang Sanzang said with a smile while giving the massage.
"Hmm! Not bad, I haven't wasted my time training you in this skill! Keep up the good work!"
The yellow-robed monster, who was lying down, looked quite pleased and kept nodding.
"Your Majesty! Is that monkey dead?" Tang Sanzang asked, shrinking back as he looked around and saw that there was no sound outside the cave.
"Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask. Focus on your massage. It wouldn't be good if I got angry and sliced you into pieces!"
The yellow-robed monster's cold, eerie voice drifted over, and Tang Sanzang swallowed hard, saying nothing more.
Sanxian Island.
"Tongtian! He really knows how to enjoy life!"
Li Changsheng said with a laugh.
"No wonder I came to Three Immortals Island last time! Turns out I was corrupted by those three little devils!"
Nuwa smiled and shook her head.
"Now, those two from Wuzhuang Temple are getting restless too! Hehehe!" Houtu looked at Boyue Cave and then headed towards Wuzhuang Temple, laughing as she spoke.
"These guys are having a blast with their daughters!"
Li Changsheng also chuckled.
These saints, having spent so much time with the three little girls, have all started to go astray. The art style has completely changed.
"Poor Tang Sanzang! First he did farm work, and now he's getting massages!"
Xihe, standing to the side, said with a smile.
Looking at Tang Sanzang, Li Changsheng also found the monk quite interesting.
"People like Tang Sanzang are people with special skills! You wouldn't understand!"
Outside the Wave Moon Cave.
A golden light flashed, and the Buddha appeared there.
Buddha glanced at the monkey, then waved his robe and sent the monkey back to Mount Ling.
He then headed towards the Wave Moon Cave.
The yellow-robed monster in the cave was still enjoying the massage when he suddenly narrowed his eyes and revealed a thoughtful expression.
Without thinking much, he simply closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment.
The Buddha, who was still thinking about how to resolve this matter, entered the Wave Moon Cave at this moment.
They were immediately dumbfounded.
Damn it!
Isn't that Tang Sanzang?
This guy's even giving the emperor a massage?!
Could there be a mistake in who is destined to retrieve the scriptures?
How could it be this?
"Your Majesty! Does this side feel comfortable?"
"Your Majesty! How's this technique? It can promote the circulation of spiritual energy!" "Your Majesty... Oh! Buddha! You're here for a massage too... No, what brings you here?!"
Tang Sanzang was so focused on the massage that he suddenly saw Buddha and panicked.
Buddha put his hand to his forehead, thinking to himself that he should just kill Tang Sanzang.
Looking for another pilgrim?
It doesn't seem like it's impossible!
"Yellow Robe! If you don't seize this opportunity to realize your own destiny within Buddhism, when will you?" Buddha ignored Tang Sanzang and addressed the Yellow Robe with a solemn expression.
"Alright! Then let me also receive daily massages from Tang Sanzang while I'm at it!"
Seeing the yellow-robed Buddha nod in agreement, Tathagata was quite pleased, but his anger flared up immediately after the second half of his sentence.
Neuropathy!
Are you going crazy with massages?
Damn it!
Why are so many of them acting strangely?!
"Stop talking nonsense! The Buddhist temple is a pure and tranquil place, you must..."
The Buddha looked sullen, but patiently explained.
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the man in yellow robes.
"What? You old bald monk! You dare to stop my massage? You're asking for it!" The man in the yellow robe sat up, looking at Buddha with a furious expression.
The Buddha was stunned.
The man in the yellow robe actually interrupted me?
And it was for a massage!
What the hell is this?
Is massage really that appealing?
Unexpectedly, the man in yellow robes didn't care what Buddha thought and immediately rolled up his sleeves and charged forward.
Just as Tathagata was about to unleash his cultivation power, his cultivation stalled.
The Buddha was dumbfounded!
Could there be a powerful formation here that can imprison cultivation?
Bang!!!
A powerful fist came crashing down, and Buddha was knocked down with a single blow.
The man in the yellow robe used punches and kicks without restraint.
"You bastard! How dare you refuse my massage, you old bald man! I'll beat you to a pulp!"
The man in the yellow robe was beating the Buddha while shouting and cursing.
Tang Sanzang, who was standing to the side, was completely dumbfounded.
Damn it!
Did the king beat up the Buddha?
That's too brutal! (End of Chapter)
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