Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 576: Life is hopeless
"Sister! Look at this ox, it's so unreliable! It's probably forgotten about the magic weapon!" Little Mengmeng pouted and looked at Tangtang.
"I think so too! This silly cow's head is full of nothing but reciting poems..."
Little Sugar's eyes brightened; it seemed the cow hadn't been dealt with enough! Little Su Su nodded in agreement.
They were playing the game behind the scenes just to watch the show.
Does this blue ox really remember reciting poems?
Lingshan.
Since returning from Pingdingshan, the three Buddhas have gone into seclusion and no longer concern themselves with worldly affairs.
The Buddhas of Mount Ling were also curious and kept watching the two travelers heading west.
"This green ox demon... it's got something!"
"Do you think Tang Sanzang really had a talent for writing poetry?"
"Perhaps it's true. Didn't you see how much the Green Ox Demon was praising it?"
"Oh no! Our Buddhist pilgrims on their pilgrimage might get tricked into becoming poets!"
Although the gods and Buddhas were also laymen, they still offered a different perspective at this moment.
The four holy figures of Buddhism were also paying attention at this time.
Seeing that the scene wasn't as exaggerated as before, I couldn't help but feel relieved.
"This green ox demon is quite similar to my old mount, and its strength is extraordinary."
"He's probably even more powerful than the Green Ox himself."
Laozi looked at the Green Ox Demon and said in surprise.
"Once this calamity is over, elder brother can go and collect it!"
Yuanshi said with a smile.
"I'm just worried about this blue ox; it seems a bit off."
But then the guide suddenly said something.
After the guide finished speaking, the other three saints exchanged silent glances.
"Abnormal" is a euphemism; I'm just worried it might be related to the Three Immortal Islands again!
Laozi nodded and said, "Delay will only lead to complications. It would be better to take this green ox away directly."
"What senior brother said is true."
All three saints spoke.
The previous calamities had taught them too many lessons! Not only had they lost many treasures, but this sacred Buddhist site had also lost all face.
With that in mind, Lao Tzu no longer hesitated.
They got up and headed towards Jindu Mountain.
Outside the Golden Gourd Cave.
Qingqingzi, who was beating the monkey, suddenly froze.
Then it simply disappeared.
The monkey struggled to sit up and looked around blankly.
"Strange! Where did that cow go in the middle of the fight?"
The monkey muttered to itself, then bared its teeth.
That green ox demon is fucking ruthless!
I don't even know how many of the monkey's bones were broken!
At this moment, Tang Sanzang slowly poked his bald head out of the cave.
"Wukong! What about Qingqingzi?"
Tang Sanzang asked the monkey in a low voice.
The monkey shook its head in despair, indicating that it did not know.
How come I can't even beat a cow that can only recite poetry?!
The monkey felt utterly hopeless.
Seeing the monkey's reaction, Tang Sanzang stopped caring about anything else.
I made up my mind.
He rushed out, grabbed the monkey, and ran.
"Wukong, let's go quickly!"
"Damn it! Slow down, slow down! You're going to break my bones!" the monkey cried out in pain.
"Hold on! Let's get out of here quickly! This Qingqingzi is terrifying!"
Tang Sanzang, heartless and reckless, grabbed the monkey and ran off.
They disappeared into the mountains and forests in no time.
the other side.
In the blink of an eye, Qingqingzi found herself no longer in front of the cave, and instead, three little girls appeared before her.
"My three little princesses! Tell me quickly, I must hurry back! Oh dear!!!"
Qingqingzi stared at the lolis for a moment, then quickly said.
Suddenly, a bolt of purple lightning struck down from the sky, heading straight for him.
Crack!
Before Qingqingzi could recover, several more bolts of divine lightning struck down.
Then countless sparks erupted from the ground, filling the air with intense heat.
"You little devils! Quickly stop your supernatural powers! Spare my life!"
Qingqingzi was in a terrible state, screaming loudly in agony.
"You stupid ox, you're having a lot of fun, aren't you?"
"Have you forgotten everything I told you to do?"
Little Sugar smiled and looked at Qingqingzi in the arena, asking, "I haven't forgotten! I was just... too excited! Oh my god! Ah!!" Qingqingzi suddenly remembered and immediately chickened out.
"Xiaoqing knows! Xiaoqing knows she was wrong! Please, my three little ancestors, spare my life!"
then.
When the lightning disappeared, the fire on the ground also went out.
Everything returned to normal, as if it had never happened.
Qingqingzi was overjoyed, thinking that she was alright.
Suddenly, a small fist appeared in front of him.
Bang!!!
Qingqingzi was sent flying backwards and landed face-first on the ground.
Awooooo!
Another round of brutal beatings ensued.
"If you forget again next time, we'll eat roast beef!"
"Yes, yes, yes! This little demon wouldn't dare!"
Qingqingzi felt utterly hopeless; this vicious little devil was terrifying!
How am I supposed to discuss poetry with the Tang Dynasty poet now?!
woo woo woo...
At this moment, on Mount Jindu.
While Tang Sanzang was still running with the monkey, an old Taoist priest suddenly appeared in front of them.
Why are you two in such a sorry state?
The old Taoist priest spoke with a puzzled tone.
When Tang Sanzang got closer, he realized it was Laozi, the sage.
"Greetings, Sage! There's a terrifying green ox demon in the Golden Gourd Cave behind us! We have to run!"
"Sage, you'd better run too! The monster will catch up soon!"
After quickly finishing his conversation with Lao Tzu, Tang Sanzang hurried on his way again.
"Wait! I came here specifically for this Green Ox Demon, so don't panic!"
Laozi stroked his beard lightly, not caring about Tang Sanzang's words, and said with a smile.
Tang Sanzang stopped and looked at Laozi with a suspicious expression.
Could this saint really defeat the Green Ox Demon?
"Alas! Someone was causing trouble before, but there's no need to fear this time. I can suppress him! Rest assured!"
As soon as Lao Tzu saw Tang Sanzang's expression, he understood what Tang Sanzang was thinking.
The previous calamities did indeed cause Buddhism to lose its prestige, but this time is different.
It's just a small green ox demon; it can be suppressed with a flick of the wrist.
It just so happens that my old blue ox is gone, and now I'm missing a mount.
This green ox demon is quite powerful, which is perfect for him.
After saying this, Laozi walked forward with his hands behind his back, and Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and followed closely.
Then he remembered that he was still dragging the monkey along, and looked back.
The monkey's eyes were filled with tears, and it looked utterly hopeless.
Tang Sanzang sighed, then hoisted the monkey onto his back and carried it on his back.
"Wukong! I didn't think this through. I didn't realize I could carry you on my back!" Tang Sanzang said with an embarrassed expression.
Soon after, the three arrived outside the Golden Gourd Cave.
Suddenly, a dark figure emerged from the cave, seemingly searching for something.
The dark figure suddenly looked up and saw what was in front of it, then its face lit up with surprise.
"Poet Tang! So you're here! And this monkey too, perfect! Hehe!"
The black-clad figure smiled and revealed his white teeth.
I was dumbfounded.
"What's wrong with this green ox spirit?"
After looking me up and down, Laozi was filled with astonishment.
Tang Sanzang nodded, but he was still very puzzled.
What did that green ox demon go about?
How could it be so dark!
"It's a bit dark, but as my mount... I can accept it!" Lao Tzu thought for a moment and didn't care.
Since we're already here, we'll just have to make do.
"Poet Tang, who is this old man?"
Qingqingzi looked at Tang Seng and asked, her face full of vigilance.
"I am Laozi, a sage of Buddhism from Mount Ling. My main purpose in coming here is to convert you to Buddhism!"
Without waiting for Tang Sanzang's introduction, Laozi stroked his beard and spoke directly.
"What! You want to convert me? Can you even write poetry, you old man?"
Qingqingzi didn't pay attention and instead asked.
"Since you love poetry, you can join my tutelage and I will provide you with all the poetry and classical texts in the world! This is nothing more than a small matter!"
Laozi said dismissively, smiling as he looked at the Green Ox Demon.
"What? You didn't mean to just tell me to go read a book? You old man, get out of here! I still need to discuss poetry with the Tang Dynasty poet!"
Qingqing waved her hand, her face full of disdain.
I was completely dumbfounded! (End of Chapter)
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