Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Lingshan.

In Zixiao Palace.

Where did this calamity occur?

Hongjun looked at everyone and asked.

After all, this is such a significant calamity, and now it seems there are signs of interference from minor evil spirits.

I have no choice but to take this seriously, otherwise I don't know when I'll be able to finish it!
"Reporting to Master, the two pilgrims are almost at Bamboo Joint Mountain, where a nine-headed lion demon dwells!"

Upon hearing Hongjun's question, Yuanshi hurriedly replied.

"This nine-headed lion demon only eats for the sake of eating, so it's unlikely that it will have any interaction with the master and disciple."

Jieyin thought for a moment, then said with a smile.

"That's right! Having gone through so many bizarre calamities, it's unlikely that Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong would deliberately court death!"

Zhunti nodded in agreement.

Having suffered a great loss at the hands of the Green Ox Demon, Laozi is in no mood to speak.

Hongjun nodded in agreement upon hearing what everyone was saying.

I was worried something might go wrong again; it's good that nothing happened!
Bamboo Mountain.

After a long journey, Tang Sanzang and the monkey finally arrived at this place.

"Wukong, let's hurry on our way! Look at all these mountains and forests, there might be monsters among them!"

Looking around worriedly, Tang Sanzang then offered a suggestion to the monkey.

"With me, Old Sun, here, what's there to be afraid of! My golden cudgel is already itching for a fight!"

The monkey's face was resolute, and it said disdainfully.

monster?
I'm waiting for the monster!
With so many treasures, will they allow me to break through to the Quasi-Saint realm?
The monkey suddenly began to dream.

Just then, a figure suddenly appeared.

The figure was fat with a big head and big ears, and a big belly.

Like a pampered landowner!
"You must be Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang?"

Nine-Headed Lion touched his belly and said to the monkey Tang Sanzang.

"Indeed, what kind of monster are you? How dare you block my way!"

The monkey immediately stepped forward, its eyes narrowed and its aura imposing.

It's finally here!
That bald monk Tang Sanzang is something else!
Whatever you say comes.

Besides, this monster looks like a bear, so its strength probably isn't that great!
Tang Sanzang glanced at the monkey, who was now floating on air.

But this seems more reliable now, Tang Sanzang thought with relief.

"I am the Nine Spirits Primordial Saint of the Nine-Bend Cave on Bamboo Joint Mountain. I've heard that Tang Sanzang is a highly accomplished monk, but..."

Nine-Headed Lion seemed to have just finished eating, and burped halfway through his sentence.

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang guessed that this was a demon with a Buddhist heart!
Is this person here to discuss Buddhist scriptures with me?
That's fine too, as long as it's not poetry!
"Yes, yes! This humble monk is Tang Sanzang, who has spent his life studying Buddhism and is now on his journey to the West to obtain the true scriptures!"

Thinking this, Tang Sanzang hurriedly put his hands together and said devoutly.

"Then that's it! The virtuous monk's skin is tender and smooth, and his taste is delicious. Come back to the cave with me; we're short of meat these days!"

Nine-Headed Lion nodded, smacked his lips, and looked at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang: ???
I'm discussing Buddhist teachings with you, and you want to eat me?!
"How dare you! You man-eating monster! Take this!"

Sun Wukong, who was standing nearby, was furious. This was a man-eating monster.

Raise the golden cudgel and strike!
Bang!!!
Nine-Headed Lion casually slapped the golden cudgel away and scratched his head:
How could you be so rude? Hitting me with this stick?

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were dumbfounded!
Damn it!
Is this monster practicing Iron Head Kung Fu?
How could he be completely unharmed!
The monkey, refusing to believe it, raised its golden cudgel and swung it away as if sweeping away a thousand troops.

Bang!!!
Nine-Headed Lion picked up the golden cudgel and frowned as he looked at the monkey.

It seems to be saying, "It's useless!"
The monkey and Tang Sanzang were completely stunned!
Damn it!
Attack invalid?
How can it be!
What kind of monster is this?
Immediately afterwards, a fist the size of a clay pot slammed down on the monkey.

Boom!
A large, human-shaped crater appeared on the ground next to Tang Sanzang, and the monkey, seeing stars, was trapped inside.

"That's right! This monkey has treasure!"

Nine-Headed Lion Sage slapped his forehead and muttered to himself.

Amidst Tang Sanzang's alarmed gaze, he approached and pulled the monkey up. Then, he first stripped off the monkey's armor and then went to retrieve other magical treasures.

Then he clapped his hands, grabbed the monkey in one hand and Tang Sanzang in the other, and went back to his cave.

"Hehehe! Look, this bald monk is about to pee his pants!"

Little Tangtang clapped her hands and said with a smile.

"Hey! How did that silly lion manage to catch the monkey too?"

"Does he want to eat monkeys?"

Little Mengmeng tilted her head and asked in confusion.

"It's alright! Let him torment the monkey a bit before releasing it; the effect will be even better!"

Little Sugar touched her chin, her eyes sparkling.

Xiao Susu smiled and nodded in agreement.

Lingshan.

At this moment, Mount Ling was eerily silent, and the gods and Buddhas all wore grim expressions.

"No way? Another strange calamity?"

"I think so, this nine-headed lion demon has invincible defense!"

"It shouldn't be. Look at those layers of trembling fat when they were fighting; that's probably the manifestation of the Great Dao!"

"The lion has turned what it ate into defense!"

"That's not important!... He wants to eat Tang Sanzang!"

Someone said that he wanted to eat Tang Sanzang.

As a result, all the gods and Buddhas of Mount Ling were stunned and completely dumbfounded!
Did the pilgrimage to the West end just like that?
At this moment, the four Buddhist saints in Zixiao Palace seemed to have also thought of this.

Just as he was about to take action, Hongjun hurriedly spoke up to dissuade him:

"Don't panic, all of you! Tang Sanzang is the one destined by Heaven to retrieve the scriptures; he won't be so easily harmed!"

Upon hearing Hongjun's words, the saints nodded and sat quietly.

Then everyone continued to pay attention to the situation in the cave.

Even so, if something really happens, then it's all over.

The winding cave is a nine-bend passage.

The Nine-Headed Lion threw the monkey down, then grabbed Tang Sanzang and tried to strip him of his clothes.

"Your Majesty! What are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang had a bad feeling and his body involuntarily trembled.

Does this monster have some ulterior motive towards me?
"Take off your clothes, I'll give you a bath later, wash you clean... then how should I cook you?"

As he spoke, Nine-Headed Lion appeared somewhat troubled.

Should it be braised, steamed, or roasted?
Nine-Headed Lion kept muttering to himself, feeling somewhat conflicted!
"Your Majesty! Spare me! This humble monk doesn't taste good!"

"This humble monk can give you a massage, Your Majesty, would you like one?"

Tang Sanzang wanted to cry; this guy was seriously considering eating him.

"Massage? What's that?"

Nine-Headed Lion Saint was taken aback for a moment, then asked.

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang realized there was hope; his unique talent had indeed come in handy!
Then he had Jiuling Yuansheng lie down and began to give him a full-body massage.

"The effect is alright, but... can't you put in a little more effort, you bald monk? You're acting like you haven't eaten!"

At first, Nine-Headed Lion was enjoying himself, but later he became impatient and said...

"Alright, alright! I'll put in a little effort, Your Majesty, please wait a moment!"

Tang Sanzang, shirtless and drenched in sweat, was vigorously massaging the area, his face contorted with rage as if he were using every ounce of strength he had.

Unfortunately, the Nine-Headed Lion was covered in fat, so even with ten parts of his strength, only three parts were effective.

Tang Sanzang was almost in tears; this was too difficult to press!
Damn it!
This is going to kill me!
The badly injured monkey, not far away, silently turned its head to the side.

This scene is truly an eyesore!
Is this how people like to be naked now?
The monkey shook its head, looking completely puzzled... (End of Chapter)