Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Poison enemy mountain.

The giant scorpion captured Tang Sanzang and the others, while Hua Hua was searching the monkey's body.

Before long, they had collected all the magical artifacts from before.

"This monkey is quite wealthy, but it's very ugly! Oh well, let it fend for itself here!"

Hua Hua glanced at the monkey who was still unconscious on the ground and said with disdain.

At this point, Tang Sanzang and his two companions, who had been captured, were speechless.

Sister, don't you even look at yourself in the mirror?

How dare they say someone is ugly?
He was immediately filled with worry about what was to come; Hua Hua seemed extremely abnormal.

They even kept such a huge scorpion as a pet!
I feel like this is going to be the end!
"What, Meimei, you still want to eat this monkey? Why bother with all that hair in your mouth! These three are enough!"

Hua Hua pinched Tang Seng's cheek and said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang and his companions immediately turned extremely pale.

Good guys!
So they wanted to capture us and take us back to feed the scorpions?
Please, have some decency!
Soon after, the monkey slowly woke up and stared blankly at the empty surroundings.

What about Tang Sanzang and his companions?
Were they arrested?
I shook my head and finally felt much more awake.

Upon seeing the U-shaped golden cudgel in his hand, the monkey immediately cried out! Holy crap!
I only have this one golden cudgel, how come it's deformed??
Lingshan.

The monkey, holding the deformed golden cudgel, returned dejectedly to the main hall.

He found a pillar and sat down, his eyes glazed over.

All the gods and Buddhas of Mount Ling were puzzled; what was wrong with this monkey?
Didn't we used to be bullied terribly by monsters?
Even this isn't how it's done!
"Wukong, what's wrong?"

The three Buddhas exchanged glances, and finally Tathagata spoke up to ask the question.

"My old Sun's golden cudgel has deformed! Didn't you see? You damned flower spirit! You're utterly despicable!"

The monkey raised the golden cudgel in his hand and said through gritted teeth.

Upon hearing the monkey's complaints, the three Buddhas couldn't help but chuckle.

This monkey ostensibly broke his golden cudgel, but secretly he probably wants the Buddhist sect to bestow a magical weapon upon him, right?
"Wukong, the Sage has great magical power and can repair the Golden Cudgel. Why don't you go and ask the Sage for help!"

The lamp-lighter, standing to the side, smiled and said to the monkey.

Upon hearing this, the monkey's face immediately lit up with joy.

Repairs and restorations don't matter, as long as there's a reason to see the saint.

The monkey then went straight out of the main hall and began shouting:
"Sages, you must avenge me, Old Sun! My golden cudgel is completely deformed!"

The four Buddhist saints had no choice but to admit that since the monkey had spoken up, they couldn't pretend they hadn't seen it.

Then the monkey was summoned up again.

"Wukong, look, is the Golden Cudgel ready yet?"

With a wave of his hand, Laozi unleashed a surge of power that enveloped the Golden Cudgel.

It returned to its original form in no time.

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Please bestow some more treasures upon me. I, Old Sun, request to subdue that monster and avenge this grudge!"

The monkey, carrying the restored golden cudgel, said through gritted teeth.

"Wukong, please calm down. You can rest at Mount Ling first. Let me subdue him this time!"

Yuan Shi smiled, his face full of confidence.

The monkey was stunned for a moment.

This is not right!
Why are people starting to use this tactic now?
The monkey scratched its head, looking completely puzzled.

Not long after, Yuanshi left Mount Ling and headed towards Mount Dudi.

Poisonous Enemy Mountain, Pipa Cave.

At this moment, the giant scorpion Meimei grabbed Tang Sanzang and the other two and brought them back to the cave, then threw them away.

The three of them immediately fell flat on their faces.

"I thought about it on the way here. You guys take care of Meimei first, and then we'll consider whether we eat or not!"

Hua Hua looked at Tang Sanzang and the other two and gave them instructions.

"Okay, okay, we'll do whatever the Queen says, as long as she doesn't eat us!"

Upon hearing Hua Hua's words, Tang Sanzang beamed with joy and quickly agreed.

Yun Zhongzi and Bodhidharma, standing to the side, looked at Tang Sanzang speechlessly, their eyes filled with contempt.

No wonder the monkey looked down on Tang Sanzang so much; he was indeed terribly afraid of death.

"Great, I need to bathe Meimei every day, groom her, and... give her some meat to eat!"

While thinking, Hua Hua began to assign tasks to Tang Sanzang and his companions.

Tang Sanzang and his companions couldn't help but think to themselves, "Aren't you being a little too nice to this giant scorpion? Even a human wouldn't get this kind of treatment!"
"Um, Your Majesty, do you still accept pets?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at the giant scorpion, rubbing his hands together and asking, "What's wrong?" Hua Hua frowned, "What's wrong?"

"What do you think of this humble monk? I even have some special talents!"
Just as Tang Sanzang finished speaking, a loud bang was heard.

A figure flew out and crashed into the cave entrance.

"You little bald monk, are you here to disgust me? You're so ugly, how dare you! Humph!"

Hua Hua snorted coldly, putting away her fist.

Yun Zhongzi and Damo shook their heads, their hearts trembling.

Does this monster named Huahua have some kind of misunderstanding about beauty and ugliness?
This aesthetic completely overturned their expectations!
Meanwhile, the lolis were rather bored.

This is because the current role is that of Houtu, and they cannot add programs as usual.

"Yuanshi is coming. How about we go and rob him?"

Little Sugar looked in the direction of Ling Mountain and made a suggestion.

"That's fine, let's go bully Yuanshi! Hehehe!"

Little Mengmeng next to her also agreed wholeheartedly.

"Come on, let's go, let the old lady play here!"

Hearing Xiaotangtang's suggestion, Xiaosusu was also tempted.

Not far from Poisonous Enemy Mountain, Yuanshi was rushing over.

"Hmph! As long as the method is right, no matter how strange these monsters are, it's no problem. The monkey has given us some ideas!"

Yuan Shi couldn't help but think to himself.

The Buddhist community is truly impoverished these days, having paid too high a price for this great eon.

Then he thought about how the people of Lingshan would react if he were to resolve this calamity alone.

Master Hongjun will surely reward me, won't he?
At this moment, Yuanshi's face was full of smiles, as if everything was within his grasp.

Just then, Yuanshi suddenly stopped.

She stared in fear at the three little girls not far ahead.

"Hey! Yuanshi, how did you know we were having a barbecue here? Come on over and join us!"

Little Tangtang raised the meat skewer in her hand and shouted to Yuanshi with a smile.

"Um...you guys grill it yourselves, I'm just passing by, I have something important to do...Oops! Stop!"

Yuan Shi cursed inwardly and was thinking that he should take a detour.

Suddenly, Little Sugar came to his side and grabbed his ear.

"What did you just say? It's too far away, I can't hear you!"

Little Sugar twisted Yuanshi's ear and asked with a smile.

"I really have something to do, you guys..."

Yuanshi was about to argue when he saw that his ear had already been twisted.

"What? Explain yourself!"

Little Sugar looked at Yuanshi and continued to ask kindly.

"Fine, fine, I'm willing to go and grill the meat. You, you let go!"

Upon hearing that Yuan had finally agreed, Xiaotangtang immediately pulled him over to the barbecue area.

"Yuanshi said he was worried we were working too hard, so he wanted to give us roasted meat! Right, Yuanshi?"

After Little Sugar finished speaking, she looked at Yuan Shi with a smile.

He didn't pull his hand back, and even increased the force of twisting her ear.

"Oh my! Yes, yes, yes! You're in charge!"

Yuan Shi looked pained and nodded frantically.

Seeing this, Xiaotangtang removed her hand and let him go.

"Um... what do you want to eat?"

Yuan Shi glanced at the lolis and asked helplessly.

"I want fruit-flavored roasted lamb!"

"I'm different. I want to eat roasted dragon meat, with a strong smoky flavor!"

"Oh, I want grilled fish!"

Yuanshi glanced at the ingredients prepared beside him; they were all ordinary meats.

There wasn't even any seasoning!
Yuan Shi was completely stunned!
These three little devils are really going to kill me!
They haven't even gotten past Poisonous Enemy Mountain yet, what should they do now? (End of Chapter)