From Naruto onwards, I've become a dreamer.

Chapter 13 Obito's Unfortunate Adventure

Boom boom boom!
The urgent knocking, or rather, the banging on the door, woke Uchiha Muneki from his dream.

"Who is it?" Having her sweet dreams disturbed so early in the morning made Zong Yue extremely annoyed. She rubbed her throbbing temples, put on a coat, and went to open the door.

"Ah, sorry, Brother Zongyue." Obito, who was standing outside the door, swallowed hard when he saw Zongyue's unfriendly look. He quickly bowed and apologized, "I didn't mean to wake you up. I thought it was almost noon and you were already up."

That's why he hates unruly kids the most!
Zongyue sighed helplessly, stepped aside to make way for him, and waved: "Come in, Obito, but let me tidy up first, okay?"

"Uh, sure, Brother Zongyue."

Obito cautiously walked in, then obediently sat cross-legged on the tatami, head down, looking like he had done something wrong.

Zong Yue nodded indifferently, then turned around and went to wash up.

Obito, who was left out in the cold, was able to stay calm at first, but after a while, he seemed to reveal his true colors and become hyperactive.

He would scratch his head for a while, look left and right, occasionally grinning foolishly, and then blush with embarrassment.

It's just like a teenage boy who has a crush on a girl but doesn't dare to confess—that hesitant look, with his mind full of nonsense.

"Cough cough."

Zongyue spoke up just in time, interrupting the little boy's fantasy.

"Uh, Brother Zongyue?" Obito was startled.

"Thinking about Rin again?" Zong Yue sat down opposite him, tilted his head slightly, rested his chin on his right hand, and chuckled, "But, Obito, there's something I need to tell you in advance."

Obito blinked: "What is it, Brother Sogetsu?"

Zongyue revealed a playful smile: "Although I can help you fulfill your wish, in order to protect the physical and mental health of minors, I will prohibit 'sexual' matters."

"What...what kind of lewd thing?!"

Obito's face turned bright red, and he shouted with wide eyes, "I...I didn't think about anything lewd! Brother Zongyue, don't talk nonsense!"

"Oh?" Zongyue sat up straight, staring intently at Obito: "Really not? You really haven't thought that way?"

Obito's face flushed red, veins bulging on his forehead, and he stubbornly insisted, "No, no, absolutely not! I'm a ninja, how could a ninja think about lewd things!"

Then came some difficult-to-understand words.

Things like "Three Forbidden Rules of Ninjas", "Glory of the Uchiha", and "Pure Love is Invincible".

This caused Zong Yue to burst into laughter, and the room was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

It wasn't until Obito's face turned as red as a boiled shrimp, and white smoke was rising from his head, that Zongyue finally managed to stop laughing and waved his hand, "I understand. So, is the money ready, Obito?"

Sixty thousand taels of silver were pushed towards him, and Obito, in a standard dogeza (lower back descent) posture, pleaded, "Brother Zongyue, I'm begging you!"

Zong Yue took out 50,000 taels from it and handed the rest back: "I promised you a discount last time. Since you made me happy, I'll make an exception and let you experience the full version this time."

"Really? Thank you, Brother Zongyue!" Obito was so grateful he almost kowtowed twice.

"You're welcome. Get ready, Obito."

In Zongyue's eyes, blood-red Sharingan appeared: "Remember, do not resist, relax your mind, and I will drag you into an illusion."

"Okay, I understand, Brother Zongyue."

Thinking that his wish was about to come true, Obito took several deep breaths to calm his excited emotions.

"Illusion Magic: Wish Fulfillment!"

Deep within Zong Yue's eyes, swirling eddies appeared.

Dragged into a dream by illusion, Obito's eyes were vacant in the real world, like a vegetable whose brain had crashed, with only the instinct to breathe remaining.

"Hmm, let me think, what kind of dream should I weave for him?" Zong Yue rubbed her chin, thought for a moment, and then her eyes lit up: "That's it, this script will do!"

He chased, she fled, but she couldn't escape even if she had wings!
Let's also add a scheming best friend and a perfect second male lead!
Oh, I almost forgot, if you want to experience 'unforgettable love,' then the element of angst is of course indispensable.

Kidney transplant, eye gouging... give him the whole set.

In the ninja world, compatibility isn't a concern for organs; it's all about hot-swappability. Think about it... what else is there?

Pursuing his wife? Stomach ailment?
Never mind, I'll include them all in Obito's head. Let the little guy see what a 21st-century toxic trope looks like!

perfect!

If this experience doesn't make Obito cry his heart out and feel the deep sorrow of a tragic love story, then he's wasted his time watching it.

Looking at the plot of the illusionary dream implanted into her mind, Zong Yue nodded in satisfaction: "OK, business is done, now it's time for personal time."

Give Obito a discount?
Don't joke around, of course he wouldn't be that kind.

Putting aside the later events, the beastly things this guy did, how he wasted his spiritual energy and chakra, weren't for the sake of earning a pittance.

Money meant nothing to him.

The high price is simply to screen customers.

Otherwise, if anyone could afford the treatment, he would suffer spiritual depletion within days and go insane on the spot.

One hundred thousand taels is a dividing line.

A-level missions typically offer rewards of over 100,000 taels of silver, so the fact that these "customers" were selected proves that they have that value.

Next, is the key point.

Zongyue activated his spirituality, opened the door to Obito's mental body, and then planted a small psychological suggestion deep in his mind!

In the past few years.

Zongyue repeated this behavior many times.

Although each psychological suggestion is weak and cannot have a direct effect, let alone change their thoughts and beliefs, it is effective because it is subtle enough.

Over time, even a drop of water can wear away a stone!
When he advances to Sequence 4, these buried hints in his heart will turn into a terrifying plague that could erupt at any time!
"call……"

Zong Yue looked at Uchiha Obito and said softly, "Don't blame me for being despicable. We're all equally shameless. If we're really talking about it, you're much more shameless than me."

The treatment ended quickly.

Obito looked completely bewildered, staggering and looking utterly lost as he left the room.

It looks like... it'll probably take a while.

Zong Yue stroked her chin: "Could it be that the medicine was too strong? It can't be, I wasn't even that serious yet."

Regardless of Obito's mental state.

His mission is now complete.

Main Quest: Promotion Sequence 5 - Dream Walker (Incomplete)

Find the human-headed bird demon in the spirit realm, sign a contract with it, then take one of its tail feathers and consume a magic potion while experiencing intense emotions of joy or anger to advance to Sequence 5 - Dream Walker.

[Reward: Creeping Hunger (Only one soul can be driven at a time, and only the extraordinary abilities corresponding to that soul and the user's own abilities can be used)]

Side Quest: A Qualified Psychologist - Part 4 (Incomplete)

Please provide psychological therapy to at least 100 people, or fulfill their wishes (2/100)

[Reward: Lemano's Travel Notes]

Side Quest: Teenage Troubles (Completed)

No matter how hard he tried, Obito could never win the girl's favor, and finally made a decision.

[Reward: Fate Doll (Blocks fate, granting the holder defense against curses, detection, and locating effects)]

I'm in such a sorry state! Please add this to your favorites, invest in it, and recommend it, dear readers! Have pity on me! Following a new book is very important, so please don't let it sit unread anymore, or it'll die.

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(End of this chapter)