Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 1: Live Broadcast of the Entire Ninja World

Late-stage brain cancer?

Mei Qian stared blankly at the medical record in her hand, her mind completely blank.

He, Mei Qian, has deceased parents, no sister, and owns a house.

Although his name is Mei Qian (meaning "plum money"), he is actually quite wealthy, having inherited a sum of money from his parents.

The bank card balance has eight decimal places, and in addition, there are some properties under his name that are rented out, generating several hundred thousand yuan in rent each month.

Last year I managed to get a degree from a third-rate university, and since then I've been living a simple and unpretentious life, driving a BMW, buying a luxury watch, playing e-sports, and watching short videos...

But I never expected that I would have brain cancer, and in its late stage.

[Brainwaves with a compatibility rate of over 90% detected. Naruto Live Streaming System begins binding...]

[Binding in progress, 10%...20%...30%...]

[Binding complete. The host can open the system panel to view relevant information!]

The sudden appearance of a synthesized electronic voice in his mind startled him.

Did brain cancer cause brain problems?
but……

What if...it's true...

For a moment, Mei Qian felt a sense of anticipation.

Even with a terminal illness, we cannot give up on even the slightest hope.

But deep down he felt he had been reading too many novels.

A system? Isn't that standard for transmigrators? He didn't even transmigrate!
"System panel, right! Open it, open it~" he muttered to himself. Luckily, no one was around, or they would definitely be looking at him strangely.

Suddenly, he felt a technologically advanced panel appear in his mind.

First, let's introduce the system.

An alien civilization's creation from the M79 Nebula, named "The Heart of Dimensions," involves spacetime dimensions. It invades lower-dimensional worlds, plunders their primordial energy, and thus elevates reality to the fourth dimension.

However, the failed dimensional ascension led to the destruction of that powerful alien civilization, but the [Dimensional Heart] traveled to Earth and, in the process of finding a matching brainwave to bind with, formed the [Naruto Live Streaming System].

Through the system, the Naruto world can be broadcast live according to Meiqian's will. When people in the Naruto world who possess chakra (original energy) watch the broadcast, they experience strong emotional fluctuations, and the system can then gain [Chakra Emotional Values].

While the [Chakra Emotion Value] is not enough to upgrade reality from three-dimensional to four-dimensional, it can achieve many things, such as curing his brain cancer.

Naruto Live Streaming System Version 1.0 (Upgrade to Version 2.0 with 1000 Chakra Emotion Points)

Daily live stream attempts: 1 (1 attempt remaining)

Host: Carbon-based organism, upright, name Meiqian
Age: 25
Lifespan: 41 days

Body energy: 7 points

Mental Energy: 15 points (the standard for a normal adult human on Earth is 10 points)
Chakra Emotion Value: 0 points

After the body's energy is displayed, there is a "Status" section. Opening it clearly shows various health problems, including not only brain cancer, but also blood pressure, liver and kidney issues, etc.

And there is also a [state] behind spiritual energy.

"...So, it's true?" Mei Qian was incredibly excited.

As per the system's instructions, as long as he broadcasts live, he can project the images and sounds he imagines into the Naruto world in the form of a "sky screen," which can be seen by anyone in the Naruto world who possesses chakra, regardless of their location.

As for the alien planets in the Naruto world, they don't count.

"Strong emotional fluctuations? Spoilers? Plus some parodies~" Mei Qian pondered, stroking her chin.

……

Naruto World.

Konoha 54 years.

This is a world where ninjas are the dominant force.

Konoha Village, known as the 'cradle of geniuses,' is also the strongest ninja village in the world.

As dusk fell, several crows hovered on the cliff and perched on the branches of trees.

The young man looked down at the Namka River.

His name was Uchiha Itachi. Last year, his best friend committed suicide by throwing himself into the river.

Village?

A clan?
tolerance?

Suddenly, Itachi Uchiha felt that the sky was getting brighter. When he looked up, he saw that there was a curtain of light in the sky.

In an instant, he analyzed a lot of information.

The light screen was several hundred meters away from him.

They changed direction and height, but the light screen remained unchanged. "What?"

Illusion?

His eyes turned red, revealing three tomoe, which then formed a windmill shape.

The ultimate eye technique in the Uchiha clan's legend: the Mangekyou Sharingan.

With those eyes, breaking any illusion is a piece of cake.

However, nothing changed; the light curtain remained.

So, it's not an illusion?

So, is the light curtain appearing in the sky some kind of ninjutsu?
……

Konoha School.

It was time for school to end, and a group of children walked out.

There's Naruto with blond hair, the arrogant Sasuke Uchiha, the pineapple-headed Shikamaru Nara, and then there's Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame...

As for the school's teacher, Iruka, he was also there.

At this moment, everyone saw the light curtain in the sky.

"Wow, what's that?"

"It's some kind of ninjutsu!"

"Isn't that a bit of an exaggeration?"

……

Hokage Building.

The F4 just finished a small meeting to discuss the Uchiha clan.

At that moment, they all saw the curtain of light in the sky outside the window.

At the same time, a masked ANBU ninja arrived.

"Third Generation Leader, the sky has appeared..."

Before the Anbu could finish speaking, the 'Strongest Hokage' Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, waved his hand and said, "I have already seen it."

"..."

At this moment, the three close friends of the third generation were also gazing at the light curtain in the sky outside the window.

"The Darkness of the Ninja" Shimura Danzo, "The Wisdom of Konoha" Mitokado Homura, and Koharu Utatane.

"Is this ninjutsu? Genjutsu?" Danzo asked casually.

Although there were five people, the rest knew it was about asking about the third generation.

The Third Hokage had many titles, including "Strongest Hokage," "Hero of Ninja," and "Professor of Ninjutsu."

It is said that the Third Hokage was proficient in over a thousand ninjutsu techniques.

However, the knowledgeable third generation remained silent, unable to figure out what the light screen in the sky outside was.

The disordered chakra in my body confirmed that I was not under a genjutsu, so it should not be a genjutsu.

But when it comes to ninjutsu, even the 'strongest Hokage' couldn't do that light screen.

Seeing that his close friend remained silent, Danzo understood.

At this moment, Danzo squinted, his eyes flickering, and looked at the light screen in the sky outside with more apprehension.

The Third Hokage was like Konoha bathed in sunlight, while Danzo was like Root hidden in the darkness; together they made Konoha stronger and stronger.

but……

When necessary, the Hokage should be willing to sacrifice himself.

At this moment, images appeared on the light screen.

"?" Danzo was stunned.

The Third Hokage, Mitokado Homura, Utatane Koharu, and even the relatively inconspicuous Anbu ninja were all surprised.

Then, a figure appeared on the light screen in the sky, leaning on a cane, his body wrapped in bandages, his right eye and right arm covered by bandages—it was Danzo.

Immediately afterwards, the Third Hokage and the others all looked at Danzo.

At this moment, not only many people in Konoha Village saw it, but also the entire Land of Fire, other countries, ninja villages, and even the spirits of the dead in the Pure Land. Too many living beings and the dead saw the light screen and Danzo appearing on it.

It's fair to say that everyone in the world watching the light screen is simply curious.

(End of this chapter)