Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 100 Tsunade: I bet the old man won't dare declare war.

In a small town within the Land of Fire, Tsunade and Shizune stopped to rest.

Walking down the street, Tsunade's eyes lit up when she saw the town's only casino.

However, Silent shuddered.

You should know that Tsunade is heavily in debt, and she has been dealing with debt collectors every month this year.

Unable to find Tsunade, the debt collectors went to Konoha.

Tsunade squandered almost all of the Senju clan's legacy.

I don't have much money left. If I lose it all, I'll not only go hungry, but I'll also have to sleep on the streets.

Therefore, being silent is very stressful.

"Shizune! I remember I still have 1800 taels. Give it to me, I'm going to gamble." Tsunade reached out for the money.

"Lady Tsunade, no! This is our money for food and lodging." Shizune said with a pained expression.

"Enough with the chatter. I have a feeling we're going to make a killing today," Tsunade said, glaring at him.

I've heard the same thing too many times.

Shizune was utterly speechless at Tsunade's gambling luck.

He almost always loses when he gambles.

Even with a 99% win rate, Lady Tsunade can still lose again and again.

Winning a bet occasionally always leads to trouble, so for Lady Tsunade, losing is normal, but if she actually wins, she'll be uneasy!
Once, Lady Tsunade won a battle, and the First Hokage died. Then she won again, and the Second Hokage died. Then came Lady Tsunade's brother, and then Lady Tsunade's lover, who was also Shizune's uncle.

Of course, it's not that every time Lady Tsunade wins a game, someone important dies; sometimes, just some really unlucky things happen.

In short, losing money is the norm, and even winning makes one uneasy, yet Lady Tsunade seems to enjoy it immensely.

Tsunade's decision is not something Shizune can change.

With a helpless expression, Shizune took the remaining 1800 taels from her wallet, and Tsunade beamed as she took the money.

Actually, it wouldn't be difficult for Tsunade to make money. With her strength, she could easily earn a large sum of money by taking on a few missions on the black market or by treating the sick and wealthy. After all, Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is her most prestigious skill.

Although she is the legendary fat sheep, she is also one of the legendary Sannin!
Stepping into the casino, Tsunade's mood inexplicably improved considerably.

But then they saw people gathered together inside the casino.

When Tsunade went closer, she discovered what they were betting on.

It's not about dice and cards or anything like that, it's about... betting on when Konoha will declare war on Akatsuki.

"I'm betting 400 taels on Konoha declaring war on Akatsuki within 10 days," a gambler shouted.

"I'm betting 700 taels on Konoha declaring war on Akatsuki within three days." Another gambler said, his eyes red.

"1500 ryo, Konoha will declare war on Akatsuki within 5 days."

……

Tsunade was also taken aback; this bet was rather novel.

I guess the casino owner saw the light screen too, which is why he's using it for gambling.

Looking at these gamblers, they are all betting that Konoha will declare war on Akatsuki; the only difference is when.

Some are betting wildly that Konoha will officially declare war on Akatsuki tomorrow, while others are betting it will be next month.

"Interesting. I'm betting 1800 taels, betting that the old man won't dare to declare war." Tsunade bet all the money she had.

Immediately, all the gamblers' eyes were fixed on Tsunade.

Everyone was betting that Konoha would declare war on Akatsuki, so it was strange that someone suddenly appeared betting that Konoha wouldn't.

Her long, light yellow hair was styled into a large ponytail. She had a bluish-purple mark on her forehead, thin, short eyebrows, bright brown eyes, light red lips, red nails, fair skin, and a full figure. She wore a tea-green long coat with black trim...

One gambler saw that she was a great beauty and looked at her with a lewd gaze.

However, some gamblers recognized Tsunade.

"It's the legendary big fat sheep!"

Upon hearing that it was the legendary big fat sheep, all the gamblers became excited.

Big fat sheep entering the casino are just throwing money away.

Since the big fat sheep is betting that Konoha will not declare war on Akatsuki, then the opposite is correct.

Some of the gamblers who had just been tempted by Tsunade broke out in a cold sweat. The "fat sheep" was also a powerful ninja of Konoha; ordinary people couldn't afford to mess with her.

As for the claim that Tsunade suffers from hemophobia, that is still uncertain.

Besides, even if she has hemophobia, Tsunade must have various ways to protect herself!
……

“Tsunade assured Konoha that she wouldn’t declare war on the organization.” Kakuzu looked at Awei beside him.

Kakuzu had long heard of Tsunade's great reputation and her gambling luck.

This time, it was Ah Wei who approached Jiao Du to partner with him and make some small money.

Simply put, it involves selecting several casinos within the Land of Fire and betting on whether Konoha will declare war on Akatsuki.

Ah Wei is certain that Konoha will not declare war on Akatsuki.

If Konoha really declares war on Akatsuki, they will only lose a large sum of money, which will be Awei's. But if Konoha doesn't declare war, they can win at least 10 billion ryo. Awei isn't greedy and will split the winnings with Kakuzu.

If they lose, it's all Ah Wei's money; if they win, it's split 50/50. With such a good deal, Kakuzu certainly couldn't refuse.

But unexpectedly, Tsunade also came to this town.

Meanwhile, Kakuzu learned that Tsunade was betting that Konoha would not declare war on Akatsuki.

Thinking of Tsunade's gambling luck, Kakuzu looked at Awei with pity.

However, Ah Wei remained very calm.

It's not that going against Tsunade guarantees a win.

Tsunade sometimes wins.

"Relax, relax, just wait for your share of the money." Ah Wei reached out and patted Kakuzu on the shoulder, grinning mischievously.

"Share the profits? You should think about how much you'll lose!" Kakuzu curled his lip.

In Kakuzu's view, it would be strange if Konoha didn't declare war on Akatsuki.

Once war breaks out, as a formal member of Akatsuki, it is necessary for me to return to Amegakure to assist in the battle.

Even though Konoha is powerful and Amegakure has no chance of winning, we must fight to the very end.

He, Kakuzu, once attempted to assassinate the God of Shinobi. Although he failed, he was by no means a coward.

"What interesting things will happen if Tsunade wins the bet? I'm really curious!" Awei's lips curled up slightly.

……

"Lady Tsunade, you..." Shizune didn't know what to say.

Why did Konoha bet all its remaining money instead of declaring war on Akatsuki?
We're definitely going to lose!
How could Konoha not declare war on Akatsuki?
Even if the leader of Akatsuki has a pair of Rinnegan, can he fight against Konoha on his own?

Given that Akatsuki has taken in the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, sheltered Konoha's S-rank rogue ninja, and exposed Pain's destruction of Konoha through the light screen, would Konoha really tolerate such behavior?
Looking at the other gamblers, they all became excited.

If we go against the grain and target the fat sheep, we're guaranteed to win!

The only difference is how much more you win.

However, if Konoha does not declare war on Akatsuki within 2.5 months, the bookmakers will win.

……

Konoha.

In the meeting room of the Hokage Building.

Not only the F4, but also some high-ranking members of the village, such as Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Choza, Yamanaka Inoichi, and Hyuga Hiashi.

Looking around, there were more than 20 people.

It's worth mentioning that no one from the Uchiha clan participated, not because they didn't want to, but because they weren't qualified.

The Uchiha clan was once a high-ranking member of the village.

Nowadays, the Uchiha clan is excluded from the village's upper echelons and is alienated from the village.

As for this meeting, it's to discuss the information revealed by the light screen. Whether it's true or false, it's necessary to discuss it.

Another point is his attitude towards Xiao.

As for 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku', he does seem to be just an ordinary person.

Ichiraku cells are easier to obtain than one might imagine, and through research, there's nothing particularly special about them.

(End of this chapter)