Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 106 Orochimaru VS Itachi, He Wasn't Instantly Killed
Konoha.

Kakashi sneezed several times in a row, and he had a bad feeling about it.

Suddenly, a figure came rushing over. The first thing that caught the eye was a green bodysuit, which belonged to Kakashi's 'lifelong rival' Might Guy.

"Kakashi, the village has gained seven more special Jonin." Guy said with a smile as soon as he saw Kakashi.

Kakashi was surprised to hear what Kai said.

The term "Special Jonin" refers to ninjas who possess unique talents and abilities in certain areas. Their strength is between that of Chunin and Jonin, but they cannot compare to all-around Jonin, let alone the elite Jonin.

However, compared to Chunin, Special Jonin are still much stronger.

Not only in Konoha, but throughout the entire ninja world, the ranking of ninjas is very strict.

Genin are at the very bottom, and on the battlefield they are cannon fodder on the front lines.

Chunin are considered mid-level leaders on the battlefield.

Even in Konoha, a village teeming with talent, special Jonin have a significant say. As for Jonin, they are the backbone of any ninja village.

The village suddenly had seven more special Jonin, which surprised even Kakashi.

Before Kakashi could ask, Guy produced a list.

Newly promoted Special Jonin: Sarutobi Yu, Sarutobi Hikaru, Sarutobi Hiko...

Good heavens, they all share the surname Sarutobi.

Has the third generation stopped trying to hide it?
Isn't this a bit unseemly?

Kakashi frowned, muttering to himself.

The Third Hokage, who often talks about the Will of Fire, has he actually lived up to it?

This looks like a case of using public office for private gain! If this continues, will Konoha Village be renamed Sarutobi Village?
Although the Sarutobi clan has always maintained a low profile, the revelation of 3000 Sarutobi ninjas on the screen has made it impossible for them to remain so.

As the investigation into the Sarutobi clan deepened, the findings were truly shocking.

It's hard not to question the Third Generation's Will of Fire.

However, even though Kakashi was a Jonin, he was still a nobody with little influence.

These days, the F4 still call the shots in the village.

However, I heard that the selection of the Fifth Hokage has already begun, and it seems that Jiraiya is a popular choice. It is expected that Jiraiya will become the Fifth Hokage.

In that case, perhaps the village can have a fresher... atmosphere!

"Kakashi, do you think the Sarutobi clan is the biggest parasite in Konoha?" Guy suddenly asked.

Although Kai is passionate and thick-skinned, he's not stupid.

For Kai, who also loves the village, there is no tolerance for parasites.

The Sarutobi clan parasitizes Konoha, absorbing nutrients from the great tree that is Konoha.

Even Kakashi was taken aback by Guy's words; he dared to say something like that, he was brave enough.

“I believe the Third Hokage also loved the village,” Kakashi said after a moment’s thought, answering Gai’s question.

As for the Sarutobi clan members other than the third generation, Kakashi will not comment on them.

However, the contributions of the Sarutobi clan to the village cannot be denied.

The Sarutobi clan also made sacrifices for Konoha.

The third generation's wife sacrificed herself to protect the fourth generation couple.

The eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law of the three generations also made sacrifices for the village.

There were also other Sarutobi clan members who sacrificed their lives.

As for the Third Hokage himself, he served as Hokage for many years and made many contributions to the village.

Simply training the 'Three Ninjas' is an achievement in itself!

Moreover, Konoha won all three Shinobi World Wars, and it was the Third Hokage who strategized and planned all of them!
The Second Hokage sacrificed himself during the First Shinobi World War, and the Third Hokage led Konoha to victory in the war.

It was because he led the village to victory after victory that the Third Hokage gained such high prestige, and was even called the 'Greatest and Strongest Hokage' and included in the Ninja Academy textbooks.

But people only see the glamorous side; as for the darkness behind it, someone silently takes the blame.

With the appearance of the light screen, everyone realized that the third generation might not be as great as they thought.

……

The third generation stood with their hands behind their backs by the window, looking out.

Under Danzo's and Koharu's persuasive arguments, he still paid off a large debt for Tsunade.

Of course, the Sarutobi clan only contributed a tiny fraction of the funds and also misappropriated a portion of the public funds.

This year and next, the Sarutobi clan will have to tighten their belts.

As a result, many people in the family became dissatisfied with him.

Furthermore, we can no longer allow the Sarutobi clan's ninjas to perform missions that are low-risk yet highly rewarding.

On the side fighting seven against one, they've only killed one Jonin Sarutobi; they still need to kill nine more.

Danzo's intention was to arrange for nine Jonin from the Sarutobi clan to fight against the Seven Killers.

Yan and Xiaochun were also somewhat persuaded by Danzo.

Sacrificing 10 Jonin of the Sarutobi clan in exchange for infiltrating Akatsuki's core in a one-against-seven battle might be worthwhile.

Promoting several mid-level members of the Sarutobi clan to the rank of Special Jonin may also be a compromise he made in his heart.

Even though he is the Hokage, not everything goes according to his wishes.

Unbeknownst to him, his family held increasing importance in his heart, gradually becoming as important as the village.

“The village is more important than the clan.” The third generation’s gaze hardened.

……

In the dense forest, three Jonin of the Sarutobi clan stopped in their tracks.

Not far away was a figure wearing a black trench coat embroidered with red clouds, which was Xiao's uniform.

Nasolabial folds, Sharingan with three tomoe...

"It's the Uchiha fighting seven opponents at once!"

Immediately, the three Sarutobi Jonin all became serious.

After all, he was facing an S-rank rogue ninja from the village, who was said to have awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan.

The Kaleidoscope is a legendary eye, activated by the brothers Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha.

The Uchiha clan did many extreme things in their pursuit of the Mangekyou Sharingan.

With a calm gaze fixed on the three Sarutobi Jonin before him, Itachi's eyes transformed from three-tomoe Sharingan to Mangekyou Sharingan.

The next moment, Itachi's right eye glared, and black flames appeared out of thin air, but the three Sarutobi Jonin dodged them in time.

Amaterasu is known as the strongest physical attack and is one of Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan techniques.

At the focal point of his kaleidoscope's vision, he summons black flames from the center of the sun, capable of burning everything to ashes and never extinguishing them before destroying the target.

However, as long as you have some understanding of Amaterasu, it is not difficult to avoid it.

Being able to become a Jonin means he has some skill, and with some information about Itachi, he has already begun his counterattack while avoiding Amaterasu.

One person used fire-style attacks to strike from the front, another threw kunai to attack from the side, and yet another drew his sword and unleashed dazzling swordsmanship, which was not much inferior to that of the Moon Clan.

Furthermore, these three Jonin Sarutobi worked together seamlessly.

Itachi's gaze remained calm throughout, and he remained silent.

In a split second, Itachi dodged the fire jutsu and kunai, and then used the kunai in his hand to block the sword that came like a streak of light.

Throughout, Itachi remained understated.

Seeing Itachi's composure, the three Sarutobi Jonin were secretly furious.

Even if he is a genius of the Uchiha clan, he is far too arrogant.

Knowing Itachi was skilled in genjutsu, the three Jonin Sarutobi were on guard against him using it. However, the next moment Itachi transformed into several crows and scattered away.

"Illusion? When?"

To the astonishment of the three Sarutobi Jonin, one of them was caught in the Golden Binding Genjutsu and unable to move, while the other two faced an attack of more than a dozen kunai.

In mid-air, the kunai collided with each other, changing the trajectory of their attacks and making them impossible to defend against.

When the dozen or so kunai Itachi threw landed, both of the Sarutobi Jonin suffered minor injuries.

At that moment, Itachi darted behind a Jonin named Sarutobi, holding a wakizashi in his hand, and plunged it into the Jonin's back.

It's a long story, but in reality, from Itachi's encounter with the three Sarutobi Jonin to the moment when one of the Jonin is seriously injured and falls to the ground, only a short period of time has passed.

At this moment, the Jonin who was under the influence of the Golden Binding Illusion Technique had not yet broken free.

Since the last time Tsukuyomi was countered, Itachi has become much more cautious about using genjutsu.

He is skilled in illusion magic, but he has also been somewhat arrogant about it in the past.

But in this brief exchange, Itachi had already assessed the skill level of these three Sarutobi Jonin.

Using Tsukuyomi, another Jonin was taken down.

The last one had just broken free from the golden binding illusion when his throat was slit.

Just as Itachi finished off the two heavily injured Jonin Sarutobi, a giant snake burst forth from the ground behind him.

"Sigh~"

The giant snake immediately coiled around the weasel.

Then, footsteps approached from behind Itachi.

"Your genjutsu is strong, taking on seven opponents at once, but can you cast it on targets behind you? Well then, I'll take your Mangekyou Sharingan." Orochimaru's sinister laughter rang out behind Itachi.

Even after seeing himself repeatedly defeated by Itachi on the screen, Orochimaru still longed for Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan.

Pain's mission for Itachi's promotion was to kill 10 Jonin Sarutobi, which gave Orochimaru a lot of room to maneuver.

Orochimaru then secretly contacted Danzo.

This time, Itachi will face off against three Jonin Sarutobi, which is also a scheme set up by Orochimaru.

Orochimaru was quite pleased with himself for his unexpected sneak attack that had been a resounding success.

But the next moment, the weasel that was entangled by the giant snake turned into smoke and disappeared.

"Shadow clones?" Orochimaru was also surprised.

Just as Orochimaru sensed something was wrong, black flames erupted from his body.

The black flames were like maggots clinging to the bone.

However, Orochimaru, who was burned by Amaterasu, softened into a puddle of black mud, which turned out to be a clone.

The giant snake turned around and attacked the weasel, its massive body causing many trees to crumble.

However, although the giant snake was powerful, its speed was too slow in the eyes of the itachi.

Easily dodging the giant snake's attack, Itachi used Amaterasu once more.

Black flames immediately ignited on the giant snake's body.

The agonizing serpent hissed and writhed on the ground, but the black flames did not go out.

Before long, the giant snake died.

While the kaleidoscope's eye techniques are powerful, they also consume a great deal of eye power.

After using Amaterasu and then Tsukuyomi, Itachi's eye power was greatly depleted.

The first time she used Amaterasu, blood and tears streamed down her face. After using Amaterasu again, even more blood and tears flowed.

Because of the drawbacks of the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, coupled with Itachi's fighting style, he prefers quick battles, ideally ending the fight with a single, decisive blow.

Taking down three Jonin Sarutobi wasn't a huge drain on Itachi, but in his current state, facing Orochimaru would be quite a challenge.

Judging from Orochimaru's cautiousness, it's clear he's also wary of the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Akatsuki forbids its members from killing each other, but Itachi is currently just an intern while Orochimaru is a full member. Therefore, killing Itachi would not necessarily mean betraying Akatsuki.

If Itachi were also a full member, Orochimaru would have to betray Akatsuki regardless of the outcome of his attack on him.

Itachi coldly looked at a large tree not far away, and Orochimaru's true form emerged from the shadows behind the tree.

Knowing that Orochimaru was wary of him using genjutsu, Itachi didn't easily use genjutsu either.

Genjutsu like the Golden Binding Technique will have no effect on Orochimaru.

As for Tsukuyomi, it might not be able to defeat Orochimaru in one fell swoop.

Putting aside genjutsu, Itachi's ninjutsu and taijutsu are also excellent.

Fire Release: Phoenix Claw Red!
This is a B-rank ninjutsu, an enhanced version of the Phoenix Flower Technique. Flames exhaled from the user's mouth spread in all directions, while shuriken are hidden within the flames for attack.

Itachi had precise control over all the flames and shuriken.

Even from Orochimaru's perspective, Itachi's use of ninjutsu was perfect.

As for the power of ninjutsu, it also depends on the amount of chakra the user has.

In terms of chakra reserves, Itachi is no match for Orochimaru, and even Kakashi has more chakra than Itachi.

According to the ninja records, Kakashi's chakra level is 6, while Itachi's is only 5, so...

Itachi's chakra is less than 1 chakra, which is a bit embarrassing, but that's the truth.

However, strength is not entirely determined by the amount of chakra.

Just like how Naruto's chakra was far greater than Kakashi's when he was a genin, but Kakashi could easily kill Naruto.

Currently, although Kakashi's chakra reserves exceed Itachi's, his overall strength is inferior to Itachi's.

Moreover, Kakashi's Sharingan cannot be turned off, and it continuously consumes Kakashi's chakra. Using the Sharingan in battle consumes even more of Kakashi's chakra.

The same ninjutsu might consume several times more chakra when Kakashi uses his Sharingan than when Itachi does.

With a cold laugh, Orochimaru formed a hand seal and exhaled a gust of wind that instantly transformed into a storm.

Although it was only a C-rank Wind Release ninjutsu—Great Breakthrough—Orochimaru used it with astonishing power.

Faced with the terrifying storm, the flames and shuriken were scattered and difficult to get close to Orochimaru, let alone deal any damage.

"Latent Shadow Snake Hands!"

Orochimaru instantly summoned multiple giant snakes, using them to intimidate, restrain, and bind...

Before Itachi could break the technique, Orochimaru used the Ten Thousand Snakes Formation, spitting out a large number of snakes from his mouth, densely packed and countless, which surrounded Itachi from all sides in the blink of an eye.

……

Even though they were dozens of miles apart, Awei could sense Orochimaru and Itachi's chakra.

I know Orochimaru and Itachi are fighting.

It seems Orochimaru still has his eye on those Mangekyou Sharingan users who can take on seven opponents at once!
Even fighting seven opponents at once, they still couldn't instantly kill Orochimaru.

This is not surprising. After seeing the light screen, it would be too unreasonable for Orochimaru to be instantly killed by Itachi.

One of the legendary Sannin of Konoha wasn't that weak.

"I wonder if Orochimaru can force Susanoo to fight seven opponents at once," Awei muttered to himself.

As he thought about it, Awei headed towards the place where Orochimaru and Itachi were fighting.

After all, the distance was too far. Even if Itachi activated Susanoo, he couldn't see it from his side; he could only sense the massive amount of chakra.

As for whether Orochimaru has a chance to defeat Itachi, I personally don't think so.

Of course, it would be difficult for Itachi to kill Orochimaru.

I'm afraid Itachi might seal Orochimaru away; that would be no fun.

It should be noted that Itachi's Susanoo's Totsuka Blade is quite powerful. It can be released into a dreamlike genjutsu world and also has the power to permanently seal enemies inside. It is a type of Kusanagi sword, but it is also a spiritual weapon formed from Itachi's chakra and has no physical form.

(End of this chapter)