Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 112 Hidan + Sasori VS Kisame Hoshigaki
In the desert, a dark shadow blocked Hidan's path.

A black trench coat, and red clouds on it.

The distinctive uniform explains its origin...

Members of the Akatsuki!

Beneath the trench coat is the human puppet Hiruko, while Sasori's true form is hidden inside Hiruko.

Hidan held his scythe horizontally in front of him, his eyes warily fixed on the person before him.

Since the light screen revealed Hidan's abilities, Hidan has been in a terrible predicament.

The bounty for Hidan remains high on the underground black market.

Many people weren't after money; they simply wanted to kill Hidan.

Of course, there are also people who want to steal Hidan's abilities.

As for the evil god that Hidan worships, it has also aroused the curiosity of many people.

The number of followers of the evil god cult has increased significantly.

To Hidan's dismay, even after escaping to the desert of the Land of Wind, he still encountered enemies.

Indeed, in Hidan's eyes, the person in front of him was definitely an enemy.

"Hidan, Akatsuki needs someone like you. The leader sent me to invite you to join." A hoarse, deep voice came from Hiruko's mouth.

Upon hearing this, Hidan was also taken aback. Join the Akatsuki?
For Hidan right now, this is exactly what he wants.

After all, Hidan is now like a rat in the street, so it would be a good thing if the Akatsuki could protect him.

According to the light screen, the leader of the Akatsuki organization possesses the Rinnegan and is capable of destroying Konoha in the future.

In addition, Kakuzu, Sasori of the Red Sand, Orochimaru, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki... are all members of Akatsuki.

Of course, this is all said on the screen, and it's unclear how different it is from the current reality.

But overall, joining Akatsuki is more beneficial than harmful to him now.

"Okay, I agree." Hidan said quickly after making his decision.

Sasori wasn't surprised that Hidan was willing to join Akatsuki.

While searching for Hidan, Sasori also gathered some intelligence.

Based on the information gathered, Hidan's situation is roughly clear. Therefore, it would be strange if Hidan refused the invitation from Akatsuki.

“Then, let’s go to Sunagakure first. I have people there who need to gather some intelligence before we return to Amegakure.” Sasori said, turning and heading towards Sunagakure.

Hidan didn't have much information, but he did know that Sasori was a rogue ninja from Sunagakure.

According to the light screen, the missing Third Kazekage died from Sasori's ambush.

As for Akatsuki, everyone knows they have assassinated that demigod from the Land of Rain and taken control of the Rain Village.

In fact, the entire Land of Rain has been taken over by Akatsuki.

Hidan was slightly surprised to learn that there was a Sasori in Sunagakure.

Hidan then followed Sasori, carrying his scythe.

Hidan did almost all the talking along the way. Although he wasn't a chatterbox, he still said quite a lot, while Sasori was rather quiet.

Furthermore, in the short time they spent together, Hidan discovered that Sasori was a bit impatient.

Suddenly, a large amount of fog rolled in.

Even Hidan, surrounded by thick fog, sensed something was wrong.

The scorpion also stopped.

“This is…” Hidan looked around.

"The technique of concealing oneself in mist," Scorpion said calmly.

Able to create a large-scale dense fog in the desert, it is an opponent that Scorpion should take seriously.

"Water Release: Exploding Water Wave!"

A figure dozens of meters away leaped into the air, formed hand seals, gathered chakra in his throat, and spewed water onto the ground that was enough to form a lake.

"Bang~"

The water surges in all directions as soon as it hits the ground.

And the distance of tens of meters is covered in an instant.

Sasori and Hidan leaped up at the same time, landing on the water's surface.

Despite the turbulent waters and swirling currents, Sasori and Hidan remained steady.

The fog thinned out, and the enemy could be vaguely seen.

After Kisame Hoshigaki landed, he slapped the water with one hand, and four water sharks immediately leaped up vertically around him. The sharks flew into the air and then fell down towards Sasori and Hidan.

This is Kisame's ninjutsu, Rain of Four Sharks.

As Hiruko's mechanism was activated, dozens of Senbon needles shot out, piercing through four water sharks in mid-air.

The shark, attacked by the physical force, split into thousands of smaller shark water projectiles, which rained down, covering a large area and making it difficult to dodge.

"Click~"

Hiruko's mechanical shield blocked some of the small shark water bullets, but the rest could not reach Scorpion.

Hidan directly took a lot of the small shark water bullets with his body.

Hidan is practically immortal; this attack won't kill him, it'll just hurt him a little.

Seeing his opponent's shark-like face and the bandaged greatsword in his hand, Scorpion knew who it was.

Kisame Hoshigaki, the eccentric madman of the Hidden Mist, has a large sword wrapped in bandages called Samehada.

Samehada is one of the Seven Ninja Swords of Kirigakure, said to be extremely powerful and not something an ordinary person could wield.

The screen said that Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha were partners who infiltrated Konoha together, but Kisame has not yet joined Akatsuki.

It's hard to say whether Kisame will join Akatsuki in the future.

Upon discovering that his opponent was Kisame Hoshigaki, Sasori brought out his masterpiece, the human puppet—the Third Kazekage.

Sand ferromagnetic escape combines attack and defense.

As for Hidan, he wielded his Bloodstained Three-Moon Scythe to attack Kisame Hoshigaki.

"I need to take Hidan with me." Kisame said to Sasori as he used Samehada to block Hidan's scythe.

Kisame has no problem dealing with Hidan alone, but Hidan plus Sasori is not an easy opponent.

"Looks like I'll be adding another great addition to my collection." Scorpion's voice, transmitted through Hiruko, was hoarse and deep.

Sasori dared to assassinate the Third Kazekage and turn him into a human puppet.

Kisame Hoshigaki was just a Jonin from Kirigakure, and Sasori didn't take him too seriously.

Even without Pain's orders, Sasori wouldn't leave just because Kisame said one thing.

In that short time, Scorpion had already made a plan.

He used the Third Kazekage's puppet to suppress Kisame, and then waited for an opportunity to poison Kisame again.

Furthermore, if Hidan could obtain a drop of Kisame's blood, he could activate the curse technique - Death Possession Blood.

Sasori even wondered if Hidan's cursed arts could kill Pain.

The Rinnegan is very powerful, but Pain is also made of flesh and blood!

Sasori, however, was not afraid of Hidan's curse.

After all, Hidan's jutsu requires the enemy's blood to activate.

Scorpion, however, is a puppeteer.

Sasori even dared to say that he was the most powerful puppeteer in the ninja world, surpassing even his grandmother Chiyo.

For a puppeteer like Sasori to fight Hidan is a bit unfair.

Hidan, in particular, is very simple-minded and has a low IQ, making him easier to deal with once his abilities are understood.

Iron sand formed a black spear that pierced Kisame, who parried it with Samehada.

Samehada is said to be a ninja sword, but it actually has a life of its own and only recognizes the person it likes. Now, it likes Kisame's chakra, so it recognizes Kisame as its master.

As for Samehada's previous owner, it was Suigetsu Hobutsuki, who died at Kisame's hands.

According to the storyline, when Kisame fights Killer Bee, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, Samehada becomes obsessed with the Eight-Tails' chakra and acknowledges Killer Bee as its master.

In fact, Samehada is just a follower of the Three-Tails Isobu, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it's a 'pufferfish' that only absorbs chakra.

With a screeching sound, the spear formed from iron sand was shattered into small pieces, and part of the bandage wrapped around the shark's skin was torn, revealing the dark blue part of the 'blade' covered with barbs.

With a single slash, it could shatter iron sand; the power of Samehada surprised even Sasori.

But just as Kisame swung Samehada and shattered one of the sand iron spears, dozens more sand iron spears appeared in mid-air. Fighting in this desert was also very disadvantageous for Kisame.

After all, Kisame is a master of water-style techniques.

In the desert, being able to use water escape techniques is considered quite impressive.

Kisame not only used Water Release techniques in this desert, but the power of Water Release was also quite considerable, which was enough to amaze people.

Of course, Kisame's 'Sea Release' is far inferior to that of the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, but compared to ordinary water-style ninjas, Kisame is a monster.

Kisame was already suppressed in the fight against the Third Kazekage, and with Hidan jumping around in front of him, the fight became more and more frustrating.

After fighting for a while longer, Kisame retreated, and Sasori and Hidan chased him for more than ten miles before giving up.

……

In Konoha, at the memorial stone, Kakashi has come to visit Rin and Obito again.

Looking at Obito's name on the memorial tablet, Kakashi touched his headband, which covered his Sharingan, a gift from Obito.

He learned that the Sharingan was a Mangekyou Sharingan.

The Mangekyou Sharingan is a legendary eye technique pursued by the Uchiha clan.

Having watched the live stream on the screen and chatted with Obito in the Naruto chat group, he actually suspected that the masked man was Obito.

But then I thought about it and realized it was impossible.

The masked man was the mastermind behind the Nine-Tails' rampage, which not only led to the sacrifice of the Fourth Hokage and his wife, but also caused enormous damage to Konoha, resulting in the deaths of many ninjas and civilians.

How could Obito do something so crazy?

After all, Obito's dream was to become Hokage and gain everyone's recognition.

Also, if Obito is still alive, what's the deal with the Obito in the Naruto chat group?

But something still felt off.

Then, Kakashi thought about many things, recalling the days when he went on missions with Obito and Rin, and thinking about the various discussions in the village now.

Most of the discussion revolved around F4.

The third generation has become somewhat unpopular.

The village leadership had to consider the matter of the Fifth Hokage.

Jiraiya was originally chosen, but he recommended Tsunade instead. As for Tsunade's hemophobia, Jiraiya said he would help cure it.

If Tsunade's hemophobia is cured, the village's higher-ups will have no reason to oppose her becoming the Fifth Hokage.

Kakashi would support either Jiraiya or Tsunade as Hokage.

However, within the village, there are still more people who support Tsunade than those who support Jiraiya.

After all, Tsunade is the granddaughter of the First Hokage.

The daimyo of the Land of Fire also bestowed upon Tsunade the title of 'Princess'.

Once Tsunade becomes Hokage, the relationship between Konoha and the Daimyo of the Land of Fire will be better.

Kakashi finally understood.

If the light screen hadn't appeared, the Third Hokage definitely wouldn't have brought up the matter of electing the Fifth Hokage, and the Sarutobi clan would have continued to develop quietly.

Even though the Sarutobi clan already has the largest number of ninjas in Konoha, and even the largest number of ninjas in the ninja world, they will continue to grow.

However, because the screen revealed that there were 3000 Sarutobi ninjas, the Sarutobi clan could no longer keep a low profile.

Some even say that the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, was a hypocrite.

With a sigh, Kakashi stopped thinking about it.

In a flash, Kakashi was gone.

After passing through the forest on the edge of the village, we arrived at the cliff where I often practiced my cultivation.

Kakashi lifted his headband, revealing his Sharingan.

The three tomoe are spinning.

A powerful aura of pupil energy was being released.

The Sharingan connects to the spirit, and in Kakashi's perception, it is a chilling power.

This force is considered evil by many.

Kakashi formed a hand seal and began to gather chakra.

Because the Sharingan in his body consumes too much chakra, it seems that Kakashi has little chakra, but in reality, he has quite a lot of chakra.

It's at least significantly more than Itachi Uchiha.

Now, he is gathering chakra in an attempt to transform his Sharingan into the Mangekyou Sharingan.

If the masked man is indeed Obito, then the two kaleidoscopes must be connected.

5 minutes...10 minutes...15 minutes...

After about half an hour, Kakashi's Sharingan changed; the three tomoe connected, transforming into a shuriken-like pupil pattern.

Kaleidoscope, Kamui!

As his Sharingan transformed into the Mangekyou Sharingan, Kakashi sensed an alternate dimension.

He can use the power of another dimension to distort spacetime remotely and shatter his target.

Next, Kakashi wanted to enter the alternate dimension connected to the kaleidoscope on his body.

However, it proved to be more difficult than he had imagined.

Gritting his teeth, Kakashi, resigned to certain death, spun his Mangekyou Sharingan rapidly.

The spacetime around him was distorted, gradually forming a vortex that sucked him in.

……

In the divine space.

Kakashi's chakra was exhausted, and his physical strength and mental energy were almost depleted as well.

His vision went blurry.

I really want to close my eyes and sleep for a few days, but I'm forcing myself to stay awake.

Suddenly, a blurry figure appeared not far ahead...

Masked man!
Tuzi:? ? ?
Kakashi can now enter the Kamui dimension?

This is not what Tu Zi wanted.

Kamui is Tsuchiko's greatest asset; with his ability to become intangible, Tsuchiko is virtually invincible against his opponents.

But now he can't be the only one to enter this divine space; that's a variable.

Looking at Kakashi lying on the ground like a dead dog, Tsuchiko cursed him under his breath as a piece of trash.

At this moment, Tu Zi hesitated whether to take back the Sharingan from Kakashi.

Oh well, it was given to Kakashi after all.

It's so embarrassing to take back things that have been given away.

However, it's not easy for Kakashi to use Kamui, and entering the Kamui dimension is even more dangerous; a single mistake could lead to his death.

So, why did Kakashi enter the Kamui dimension with the awareness that he was going to die?
It seems Kakashi suspects that he is Obito.

If that's true, then Kakashi guessed correctly.

As for the Obito in the Naruto chat group, he might be someone impersonating him, or he might be the future Obito.

There are countless Obitos in the timeline; there was an Obito in the past, and there will be an Obito in the future.

To the future Obito, the present Obito is just the past.

As for Obito's future existence, his fate is predetermined.

But the appearance of the light screen made fate uncertain.

With Obito's current intelligence, he wouldn't be able to analyze much.

At this moment, Obito's feelings were complicated as he faced Kakashi.

Seeing Kakashi reminds me of Rin, who died at his hands. Kakashi's Lightning Blade pierced through Rin's body; that moment was hell for Obito.

But it is already known that all these tragedies were Ban's scheme.

Madara plotted against Kakashi and Rin because of Obito Uchiha.

So, even though Kakashi killed Rin with his own hands, let's not even talk about whether Rin did it willingly, does he have the right to blame Kakashi?
If it weren't for him, Madara wouldn't have schemed against Kakashi and Rin, then Rin would have lived, and Kakashi and Rin wouldn't have had to go through so much suffering.

(End of this chapter)