Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 116 Asuma's Funeral, Sakura's Company Dies

In Konoha, Asuma's funeral was held with great solemnity.

Sarutobi Asuma's name was added to the memorial stone.

The Third Hokage, Jiraiya, Konohamaru, Kurenai Yuhi, Kotetsu, Izumo Kamui, Might Guy... a whole bunch of people came.

Konohamaru was in tears. Asuma was his uncle, and he and Asuma had a good relationship.

Konohamaru's parents died shortly after he was born, and he was raised by the Third Hokage, with Asuma also taking good care of him.

Now, my uncle is gone too.

Kurenai's feelings were also complicated. Asuma liked her and was pursuing her, but she didn't accept him. However, she never expected that Asuma would go to be a guardian ninja for the daimyo and lose his life.

Looking at Asuma's name on the memorial stone, Kurenai Yuhi also felt a pang of sadness.

However, facing death is normal for ninjas.

Although Kurenai Yuhi is also feeling bad right now, it's not as bad as when her father sacrificed his life.

During the Nine-Tailed Fox's rampage, her father died protecting the village from its claws, making him a hero of the village.

As for Asuma, he chose to protect the daimyo, which is understandable, but not all the ninjas in the village could understand it either.

She was unwilling to let Kurenai Yuhi protect the Daimyo.

In her heart, the Hokage was more important than the Daimyo.

Once the funeral was over, everyone dispersed.

The Third Hokage instructed Ebisu to send Konohamaru home first.

As for the third generation himself, he needs to arrange the work in the village, and then take a few guards to the capital to find the daimyo.

Kazuma, the one who killed Asuma, is someone the Third Generation intends not to let go.

"I am not doing this out of personal grudge, but for the sake of the Land of Fire. Kazuma's ideas are too extreme. He is bewitching the Daimyo, slaughtering his comrades, and is utterly devoid of conscience," the Third Hokage thought to himself.

The Twelve Guardian Ninjas are a unified whole, and they should be comrades-in-arms.

Kazuma was a guardian ninja, and so was Asuma. Even if their ideals differed, they shouldn't have resorted to violence.

Therefore, Kazuma's sins are unforgivable.

Even though he, as the Third Hokage, was magnanimous, he couldn't be so forgiving towards someone like Kazuma.

Ordinary ninjas cannot leave the village at will, and as the Kage of a village, he is even less likely to leave.

Moreover, there are precedents to learn from.

After the Nine-Tails' rampage, Danzo had to resume his rule because of the Fourth Hokage's sacrifice. In order to legitimize his rule and to secure some funds for the village, he went to see the Daimyo, and Danzo dared to send someone to assassinate him.

It's hard to guarantee that Danzo won't send someone to assassinate him again this time.

Therefore, there were many things to arrange in the village before he left.

That will take a little longer.

After attending Asuma's funeral, Jiraiya did not leave but planned to go with the Third Hokage to see the Daimyo.

On the other hand, Kazuma will definitely take action.

Even if the Third Hokage does nothing, Kazuma will probably invade Konoha next.

From the moment Asuma is killed, Kazuma will follow the same path.

……

At the Root Organization base, Danzo sat on a stone chair.

The fact that the third generation was going to leave the village for a while presented him with an opportunity.

Ideally, the third generation would die outside, but that's not very realistic.

He sent assassins to kill the third generation before, why send them again this time? The third generation will definitely be on guard.

Suddenly, Danzo's face showed pain as he gripped his right hand with his left.

His entire right arm was wrapped in bandages.

The arm was transplanted with first-generation cells and Sharingan eyes.

The first generation cells and the Sharingan can suppress each other, but even if they are balanced, there are still problems when they are transplanted into one's own body.

"This arm is almost unusable; I need a new one." Danzo looked down at his right hand.

He needs to find a person with a unique constitution who will not reject any foreign organs.

Even though the first generation cells and the Sharingan were perfectly balanced, there was still rejection after they were implanted into him.

However, it is extremely difficult to find a body that does not reject foreign organs.

They've been searching for the roots for years, but haven't been able to find them.

Orochimaru seems to have a solution.

After seizing one of Shisui's Mangekyou Sharingan, Danzo transplanted it into himself, and then faced the same problem as Kakashi.

So Danzo risked everything again and had the First Hokage's cells transplanted.

His collaboration with Orochimaru has allowed them to achieve an almost perfect balance between the First Hokage's cells and the Sharingan.

However, the problem of rejection has not been resolved.

Therefore, although Danzo knew a little Wood Release and possessed the Sharingan, he could not use it casually.

The primary cells are still available and can multiply rapidly in a culture dish, so there's no shortage.

The Sharingan is a problem.

The original plan was to wipe out the Uchiha clan in order to collect a large number of three-tomoe Sharingan, but given the current situation, it is difficult to wipe out the Uchiha clan.

If all else fails, we'll have to send assassins to kill the Uchiha clan members.

Regardless, I still need to collect the Sharingan.

Fortunately, the Uchiha clan doesn't have a caged bird like the Hyuga clan, otherwise it would be a real problem.

The biggest problem is the right arm, which doesn't reject foreign organs.

As for trying to make one's body not reject foreign organs through experiments, after many years of effort, there is still no hope of success.

……

Having arranged some matters in the village, the Third Hokage was about to lead several Anbu ninjas to the capital where the Daimyo resided when, before he even left the village, a screen of light appeared in mid-air.

The third generation also paid close attention when they saw the light screen reappear.

The several Anbu ninjas following behind the Third Hokage also looked at the light screen.

This isn't the first time a light screen has appeared.

The light screen has revealed a lot of important information, whether it's true or not is another matter, and the light screen often plays pranks.

The Naruto chat group is also a good platform.

The fact that he can communicate with the spirits of the dead in the Pure Land is already amazing.

"Why did the light screen appear at this time?" The Third Hokage frowned.

Should he stick to the original plan or not?

If the light screen reveals a major problem in the village and he's not there, that would be terrible.

As for when the live stream on the screen will finish, it's unclear how long that will take.

The last time, the light screen broadcast a live stream for quite a while.

For a time, the three generations were also in a dilemma.

Jiraiya and several Anbu ninjas all looked at the Third Hokage.

Should we continue on our journey?

"Now that the light screen has appeared, let's watch it before we leave," the Third Generation said after a moment's thought.

Since the Third Hokage had said so, Jiraiya and the other Anbu ninjas naturally had no objections.

At the same time, many other people in the village also saw the light screen.

For a time, many people in the village were talking about it.

What will appear on the light screen this time?

"Last time they said that Ichiraku's owner was the father of the Sage of Six Paths, but it turns out that Ichiraku's owner is just an ordinary person."

"But would you believe it if I said that everything said on the screen was fake?"

"There is still some truth to it, so it cannot be completely denied."

"Even if what's on the screen is fake, it's still fun to watch! Haha~"

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi's Team 7 were running together.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke and Sakura, feeling like he was a third wheel, since Sakura liked Sasuke.

Sasuke glanced at Naruto, knowing that Naruto liked Sakura, and felt like a third wheel.

Sakura looked at Naruto and Sasuke ahead and felt like a third wheel.

Erzhuzi: ? ? ?

Sakura:? ? ?
Naruto in Amegakure: ? ? ?

The familiar feeling is back.

If you say the light screen is nonsense, then you seem to have a point.

Kakashi? Team 7?
Kakashi, who was not in Konoha, was still recovering his chakra in a small village, and he also saw the light screen.

"Class 7?" Kakashi muttered to himself.

However, Naruto is no longer in Konoha.

Even if Naruto stays in Konoha, and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura graduate together, they might not necessarily be assigned to the same class! And he might not even be the one leading them.

As for the three people on the screen all feeling like they were third wheels, it doesn't seem so wrong.

Naruto is certain he likes Sakura, and Sakura does like Sasuke. As for Sasuke, he has no feelings for Sakura, nor for Naruto at the moment.

But due to the influence of the light barrier, Naruto is indeed special to Sasuke.

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Kakashi was taken aback when the title appeared on the screen.

What's the deal? Is it worth it?
Immediately afterwards, Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto appeared on the screen.

They all look older than they do now, as if they've already graduated from the Ninja Academy.

Knowing that Sakura likes Sasuke, Naruto uses his transformation jutsu to become Sasuke and go on a date with Sakura.

Sakura, on the other hand, said she disliked Naruto.

Kakashi frowned slightly, his impression of Sakura was a bit off.

Kushina's spirit in the Pure Land has even less affection for Sakura.

The scene shifts, and Sakura cries out for Nero when something happens, while Naruto rushes to her rescue.

When there's nothing else to do, Sakura chases after Sasuke, who looks annoyed.

Haruno family.

Haruno Chizuru and Haruno Mebuki exchanged a glance and both sighed; their daughter had gone a bit too far.

In the Uchiha clan's training grounds, Sasuke's face darkened.

Where can I find more information?
It means he's not as good as Naruto!

And this Sakura Haruno, what a shallow woman, hmph!
Seeing Sakura's attitude towards Naruto on the screen, Sasuke felt a pang of indignation for Naruto.

Furthermore, it's clear that Sasuke cares more about Naruto on the screen! And while Naruto says he likes Sakura, he seems to care more about Sasuke.

Bonds?
However, the thought of that kiss that had appeared on the screen made Sasuke's face darken again.

And what does it mean that Sakura just felt like she was a third wheel?
Even good bonds have been ruined.

Although Sasuke had noticed Naruto's existence before, he had never interacted with him, let alone become friends with him.

If only Naruto were still in the village.

Even if Naruto were still in the village, his parents probably wouldn't allow him to be friends with Naruto!

His father had warned him in the past to keep his distance from Naruto.

He didn't understand it then, but now he understands it a little better.

The village's higher-ups were wary of the Uchiha clan.

Because of that damned masked man, the Uchiha clan simply couldn't explain it, since it's a fact that the Nine-Tails was controlled by the Sharingan during the Nine-Tails' rampage.

Naruto is the Nine-Tails' jinchūriki, and it's no wonder the village's higher-ups were wary of people from the Uchiha clan getting close to him.

"The divide between the clan and the village hasn't disappeared," Sasuke thought to himself.

The absence of Itachi Uchiha does not mean that the Uchiha clan will not be wiped out.

When the village leadership decided to exterminate the Uchiha clan, even if Itachi Uchiha wasn't there, someone else would have raised their sword against the Uchiha.

Now, his father's position as clan chief is unstable, and the militant faction within the clan is gaining increasing influence.

This is certainly related to what was previously revealed by the light screen.

The clan was destroyed, and it was Itachi who wiped out the entire clan.

His father's choice was somewhat selfish. He claimed it was to preserve the family's name and for the greater good of the village's peace. In the end, his two sons lived, but all the other clansmen died. What's even more disgusting is that he praised Itachi before he died.

The Fugaku couple were pleased that Itachi, who killed his clansmen and parents, was a good child.

It cannot be ruled out that some members of the clan were misled, but some others started swearing and cursing.

Uchiha Izumi was Itachi's girlfriend, but it seems they broke up unilaterally, and she hasn't found a new boyfriend yet.

To his surprise, his father was also the clan chief.

Several elders in the clan clearly wanted to remove his father from his position as clan leader.

There must be a secret behind this that he doesn't know, and he doesn't dare to ask, nor does his father.

The estrangement between the clan and the village, and the internal problems within the clan, were a complete mess and extremely complicated.

All he can do is try his best to improve his strength. Only by becoming stronger can he help his father, save Naruto, and teach Itachi a lesson.

For these reasons, he spent almost all his time cultivating, except for going to school, eating, and sleeping.

Some of the clan's elites were also willing to give him guidance.

Through his hard work, he has become quite proficient in the Three Bodies Technique, can also unleash the Great Fireball Technique, and is also skilled at throwing kunai.

The problem is that the amount of chakra is still too low.

Because they are still too young, there are limitations to their chakra extraction.

Therefore, his chakra level is not up to the standard for a genin.

In terms of overall strength, he felt he had reached the level of a genin.

His ninjutsu, taijutsu, ninja tool usage, and one-tomoe Sharingan combined should place him at the genin level.

At school, he was undoubtedly the number one genius. Even Hyuga Neji, the genius of the Hyuga clan who was a year ahead of him, was probably no match for him.

But with his current strength, he's definitely no match for Itachi.

Itachi already has the Mangekyou Sharingan, while he only has a One-Tomoe Sharingan; the difference is too great.

……

"Ahhh~"

Sakura covered her face with her hands; she felt like she was dying.

Most people in the village are probably watching the light screen now!

The entire ninja world, even the spirits of the Pure Land and the summoning beasts of the Summoning World, are watching the light screen. How will they see her?

……

Moist Bone Forest.

Tsunade gave up on cultivating Sage Mode. It wasn't that she didn't try; it was just that the Sage Mode in Shikkotsu Forest was too difficult to cultivate, and she wouldn't admit that she didn't have the talent to cultivate Sage Mode.

Even though they were in Shikkotsu Forest, it didn't prevent Tsunade from seeing the light screen.

Tsunade didn't have a good impression of Sakura on the screen.

She's love-struck and a bit of a jerk.

"However, according to what was previously revealed on the screen, Sarada and Sakura eventually managed to win Sasuke's heart, which is quite inspiring!" Tsunade muttered.

It's none of her business; she's just watching for fun.

Tsunade even had a bold idea: although she had made a contract with Shikkotsu Forest, trying out Sage Mode at Mount Myōboku and Ryūchi Cave was... possible, right?
She cannot cultivate the Immortal Mode of the Wet Bone Forest, nor can she cultivate the Immortal Mode of the other two holy lands.
However, even though it's a great idea, the Slug Sage, with his mild temper, would probably get angry if he found out!
The Toad Sage and the White Snake Sage must also have objections, so she thought about it.

It's time to leave. Jiraiya and Shizune are probably getting impatient.

Jiraiya, that idiot, will probably laugh at her. After all, Jiraiya has learned the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku, but she can't learn it. The comparison is just too much!

(End of this chapter)