Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 125 Kakashi: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, don't talk nonsense.

The annihilation of Ma's gang was within Awei's expectations.

As for the Third Hokage continuing his journey to the capital of the Land of Fire after dealing with Kazuma's group, that's perfectly normal.

After all, Kazuma and his gang were the guardian ninjas of the daimyo.

Asuma died with the dual identity of a Konoha ninja and a Daimyo's guardian ninja.

The third generation went to see the daimyo, also to secure a posthumous honor for Asuma.

Then, condemn He Ma and his gang to the pillory of shame.

As for Daimyo's attitude, it's easy to guess.

Since the daimyo was 'bewitched' by Kazuma, then with Kazuma's death, the daimyo naturally 'woke up' as well.

“There’s still a grandson three generations back, but his granddaughter is gone. At least the family line hasn’t died out,” Awei thought to himself.

The 'female version of Shisui' is gone.

But Awei didn't feel it was a big pity.

In Awei's eyes, the people in the Naruto world are just NPCs.

As for now, let's just treat it as a game.

The character in the game is your own clone, and the experience is simply amazing.

……

Kakashi hasn't fully recovered yet, but he plans to return to Konoha.

It's impossible to reactivate his Mangekyou Sharingan.

As for re-entering the alternate dimension connected to the kaleidoscope on his body, that's even more impossible.

We can only remove that mask later.

Furthermore, he hadn't exercised seriously for several years.

Over the past few years, his skills have not declined, but his progress has been limited.

It's not an exaggeration to say that he wasted his talent.

Without the strength, he couldn't do anything when facing the masked man again.

Therefore, he needs to seriously improve his skills.

Although using the kaleidoscope on him consumes too much energy, as long as he is powerful enough, he can use it freely!

Once he can use the kaleidoscope on his body with ease, he will have more confidence when facing that masked man.

As for whether the masked man's true identity is Obito, we'll find out when the mask is removed.

Before that mask is removed, further speculation is meaningless.

Even if it wasn't Obito, it must be related to Obito!
The kaleidoscope on his body and the one on the masked man's body are definitely a pair.

And if this one came from Obito, the other one must also have come from Obito.

"Kakashi, your body hasn't fully recovered yet, there's no need to rush back to Konoha!" Pakkun said, following beside Kakashi.

"Let's go back early. I need to start training properly too," Kakashi said calmly.

Parker looked at Kakashi in surprise.

Exercise regularly?

These words actually came from Kakashi's mouth?
"What happened? You've changed so much," Parker said, equally curious.

"Oh, oh, I guess it's because I was looking at the light screen and suddenly realized that my strength was very weak, so I thought I'd improve it a bit!" Kakashi said casually, staring ahead with his dead fish eyes.

Because he wasn't fully recovered, Kakashi didn't travel at full speed.

At this speed, they could return to Konoha within a day.

“This smell?” Parker suddenly stopped and sniffed.

Kakashi also stopped and looked at Puck with a puzzled expression.

Parker changed direction, and Kakashi followed with a mixture of curiosity and deliberation.

Once you leave this mountain forest, you'll see a small town.

Arriving outside the town's only gambling den, Kakashi: ? ? ?
Inside the casino?
Could it be...

Kakashi had a guess in his mind.

Sure enough, when he entered the casino, he saw Tsunade and Shizune.

Although Tsunade's eyes were fixed on the gambling table, she still noticed someone entering the casino.

Shizune turned around and saw Kakashi.

"Kakashi?"

Tsunade forgot about gambling and clenched her fists.

At this moment, Tsunade's eyes were cold, and she exuded a murderous aura.

The surrounding gamblers quickly moved away; this fat sheep was not to be trifled with, and once angered, it could be a terrible thing.

Even Shizune's gaze towards Kakashi was unfriendly.

"Lady Tsunade." Kakashi greeted Tsunade with narrowed eyes, though he was puzzled by the slightly off atmosphere.

"Kakashi, my hemophobia is cured!" Tsunade said through gritted teeth, smiling.

It was Tsunade's smile that frightened Kakashi.

Something was wrong, so wrong.

Kakashi realized it, but he didn't understand!
He didn't offend Lady Tsunade, did he?

As for Lady Tsunade's hemophobia, it would be best if it could be cured.

"Still pretending not to know? That idiot Jiraiya told me everything," Tsunade said coldly.

Kakashi:? ? ?

Puck, who brought Kakashi, realized that it might have caused trouble, so he kept his distance and tried to minimize his presence.

Lady Tsunade looks very angry; Kakashi must have done something to offend her.

However, Lady Tsunade would never kill Kakashi! At most, she would just beat him up.

Besides, whatever Lady Tsunade wants to do, it's just a little ninja dog, it can't stop her!

Therefore, Kakashi cannot blame it.

"Lady Tsunade, what exactly happened?" Kakashi frowned. Was he pretending to be confused? He was genuinely confused, not pretending.

Shizune, still angry, told Kakashi how Jiraiya had cured Tsunade's hemophobia.

"Lord Jiraiya said it was your idea." Shizune got angry as well, mentioning Tsunade's brother, her uncle, and that... Mai...

It was so horrible that I couldn't forget it after seeing it.

Let alone Lady Tsunade, she wanted to hit someone.

As for Kakashi, after hearing what Shizune said, although he couldn't see it with his own eyes, he could imagine it.

So, was it Jiraiya who cured Tsunade's hemophobia? That treatment method...?

But Jiraiya actually said that it was Kakashi's idea. Isn't that going too far?

No wonder Lady Tsunade acted this way.

"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, Lord Jiraiya is just making things up," Kakashi hurriedly said.

However, Tsunade trusted Jiraiya more than Kakashi.

Aside from his lecherous nature, Jiraiya's character was generally fine.

Furthermore, Jiraiya rarely lied to her.

Moreover, she could tell whether Jiraiya was lying to her or not.

So, Kakashi is dishonest!
Dare to act or not to act!
Seeing that Tsunade had gathered chakra in her right hand and was about to beat him, Kakashi knew that he couldn't explain clearly, so he went out in a flash.

Let's run away first and talk things out later, then we'll let Jiraiya explain.

Kakashi also felt a bit resentful towards Pakkun, because if Pakkun hadn't brought him here, he wouldn't have met Tsunade.

As soon as Kakashi came out of the casino, Tsunade's fist followed.

Tsunade used superhuman strength in that punch; if Kakashi, with his small frame, had taken that punch, he might have been bedridden for months.

Tsunade still knows her limits; at least she won't actually kill Kakashi.

"Earth Escape - Earthflow Wall!"

Without having time to think, Kakashi quickly formed hand seals.

A mud wall rose from the ground, with a dog's head on it.

"Boom~"

Under Tsunade's fists, Kakashi's Earth Release: Earth Wall was as fragile as paper, utterly vulnerable.

However, although the Earth Release: Earth Wall didn't stop Tsunade's punch, Kakashi managed to dodge it.

"Lady Tsunade, it really wasn't my idea. Lord Jiraiya was just talking nonsense," Kakashi said helplessly. However, Tsunade wouldn't listen at all, or rather, because of Jiraiya's words, Tsunade didn't believe what Kakashi said.

As for Shizune, who was standing to the side, she frowned. She had no ties with Jiraiya, unlike Tsunade. After hearing what Kakashi said, she was wavering. What if she misunderstood Kakashi?

When Jiraiya faced Tsunade's fist, it's understandable that he used Kakashi to take the hit in order to suffer less.

"Lady Tsunade was too impulsive," Shizune said helplessly.

Now, Lady Tsunade has already made her move.

Kakashi wanted to escape, but he couldn't get away!

Tsunade's speed is only slightly faster than Kakashi's.

Moreover, Kakashi's body has not fully recovered yet.

Even Kakashi at his peak couldn't be a match for Tsunade, let alone now.

There was no way to escape; the only option was to dodge.

Having successfully evaded Tsunade's attacks, Kakashi's chakra was running low.

Just as Tsunade was about to throw another punch, this time there was no way to avoid it.

With a determined look, Kakashi gathered all his chakra and unleashed the Lightning Blade.

"That's more interesting." Tsunade smiled.

Tsunade's fist clashed with Kakashi's Lightning Blade.

When the Lightning Blade appeared, accompanied by the ear-piercing sound of a thousand birds chirping, Tsunade's fist collided with the Lightning Blade, resulting in a loud explosion.

Kakashi's Lightning Release chakra dissipated, and he coughed up blood, flying backward for more than ten meters before crashing into a wall.

Tsunade:? ? ?
Kakashi's performance was far too weak.

Once she calmed down, Tsunade noticed that Kakashi looked unwell.

I was so angry with Kakashi that I overlooked it.

By this time, Tsunade's anger had subsided considerably.

As for Kakashi, he was in a much worse state, with two of his ribs broken.

For Kakashi, this was an undeserved disaster.

Kakashi believed Jiraiya was lying, but Tsunade took it as truth. He told Tsunade the truth, but she didn't believe him.

This made him very frustrated.

I believe nonsense but not the truth. Sigh! I'm so tired.

He's incredibly lucky to have survived Tsunade's attack!
"Shizune, heal Kakashi." Tsunade then turned to Shizune, who was not far away, and said.

"Okay." Shizune readily agreed and immediately ran to Kakashi's side.

Having followed Tsunade for quite some time, Shizune has learned some medical ninjutsu. Although she can't compare to Tsunade, she's not bad either.

At this moment, Shizune uses Healing Palm Technique to heal Kakashi.

Palm Healing Technique is a healing ninjutsu that uses chakra to flow from the palms of the hands, which can enhance the healing ability of wounds or affected areas.

To master the Palm Healing Technique, one must have excellent control over chakra.

The Silent Palm Technique is quite good.

As Shizune heals Kakashi, Kakashi's injuries are rapidly improving.

As for Kakashi's body, a simple treatment like the Silent Palm Technique wouldn't suffice for a full recovery.

Kakashi also thanked Shizune.

While Shizune was treating Kakashi, Tsunade asked him a question.

After all, Kakashi's physical condition was poor, so what kind of mission was he on?
Konoha ninjas are not allowed to go out casually; they usually go out on missions.

Since Kakashi was outside and in poor health, Tsunade naturally assumed that Kakashi was out on a mission.

In Tsunade's eyes, Kakashi's strength was not bad.

So, for Kakashi to be like this, his opponent is no ordinary person.

"I... well, it's..." Kakashi stammered.

Neither the kaleidoscope on his body nor the masked man he saw in the alternate dimension connected by the kaleidoscope could be told to Tsunade.

As for lying, Kakashi hadn't figured out how to make it up yet.

Besides, lying to Tsunade isn't easy!

It was obvious that Kakashi was unwilling to tell the truth, and there was no point in pressing him further.

Perhaps it's some top-secret mission that even she, one of the Legendary Sannin, shouldn't know about!

Fine, since Kakashi doesn't want to talk about it, she won't ask.

As for Kakashi's injuries, Shizune can heal them completely, but it won't be done in a short time.

Even if she personally treated Kakashi, it would still take most of the day for him to fully recover.

However, if Kakashi were to summon a slug for help, he could recover faster.

But is this necessary?
Therefore, Tsunade did not intervene to treat Kakashi.

As for Kakashi, at this moment, he was cursing Jiraiya in his heart. Of course, he didn't curse Jiraiya's family, but only Jiraiya himself.

……

A small town on the border of the Land of Fire.

Jiraiya was squatting near a women's bathhouse, 'gathering material'.

"That's a great figure, that's because of the big butt, wow~" Jiraiya's eyes lit up, his face full of excitement.

He's bursting with inspiration; he'll definitely be able to write a 'masterpiece' next.

Suddenly, Jiraiya sneezed twice.

Who is thinking of him?

Could it be Tsunade?

Shaking his head, Jiraiya continued his cheerful 'material gathering'.

However, someone in the bath discovered Jiraiya peeping and immediately screamed.

Next, chaos erupted in the bathhouse.

Not long after, a group of people in the town chased after Jiraiya and beat him up.

Jiraiya escaped the town and continued to live as a wandering toad sage.

In addition, he was thinking about how to rescue Naruto.

We need to come up with a good solution.

There's no good solution yet.

If only a full member of Akatsuki could help, it would be much easier to avoid Pain and Konan and rescue Naruto.

However, the Akatsuki organization has very few official members, so expecting them to help is wishful thinking.

Orochimaru was originally a full member of the Akatsuki organization; it would have been better if he hadn't messed things up.

But Orochimaru wanted to seize the Rinnegan.

If Orochimaru helps him rescue Naruto, will he help Orochimaru steal the Rinnegan?

Orochimaru believed that the Rinnegan was with Pain, but Jiraiya knew that the Rinnegan was with Nagato.

As for helping Orochimaru seize the Rinnegan, Jiraiya himself couldn't do that.

Whether to help him or not is Orochimaru's prerogative, not something he can control.

It's just a bit of a pity.

After all, Orochimaru is no longer a member of the Akatsuki.

There's also Uchiha Itachi, a Konoha ninja, who is now a member of the Akatsuki organization, but he's just an intern, far inferior to the official members.

perhaps……

"I could try to contact them one against seven. If they can help, rescuing Naruto will be much easier," Jiraiya thought to himself.

Finding someone who can take on seven opponents is not easy, but it won't stump him either.

Give him some time, and he will find the weasel.

But whether Itachi will help with this is hard to say.

After all, Itachi was an Uchiha, and a rogue ninja from Konoha.

He's more likely to attack Itachi as soon as they meet!

Even though the chances were slim, he decided to give it a try, otherwise he wouldn't be satisfied.

What if, just what if Itachi is willing to help him rescue Naruto!

With that thought, a hint of determination appeared in Jiraiya's eyes.

(End of this chapter)