Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 128 Deidara's Decision
"Brother Sasori, I'm sorry, I can't go with you to fight Orochimaru. I've decided to find a place to go into seclusion for a while," Deidara said to Sasori with a serious expression.

For Deidara, the pursuit of art was the meaning of his life.

Now, Deidara has a goal: to summon Patrick Star.

Since Patrick Star is the embodiment of art, Deidara is determined to summon him.

Given Patrick Star's immense power, summoning his true form is unrealistic; summoning a clone would be quite an achievement!
"Whatever." Scorpion knew this would happen.

Sasori was also somewhat looking forward to it. If Deidara could really communicate with Patrick Star's power, then it would be easier to study Patrick Star.

At that moment, Deidara and Sasori parted ways.

Sasori continued his search for Orochimaru alone, while Deidara sought a place to go into seclusion.

Of course, Deidara will officially go into seclusion after the light curtain ends.

After all, a lot of important information might be revealed on the screen, and it would be a pity to miss it.

As for where to go for seclusion, Deidara had already decided: the Land of Wind.

Dig a hole in the vast desert and bury it.

He took a piece of clay from his bag and sculpted a bird.

With hands forming a mudra, the clay bird instantly grew larger.

Deidara stood on the back of a giant flying bird, which then flapped its wings and took flight.

In the blink of an eye, it's already a hundred meters high.

A strong wind blew in, making Deidara's clothes flutter loudly.

Seeing Deidara fly away on the clay bird, Sasori also turned his head.

……

On the seabed near the Land of Fire, several Patrick Stars gathered together.

Each Patrick Star possesses chakra fluctuations, and their attributes differ, including earth, fire, lightning, water, and wind. However, they do not yet possess yin-yang attributes.

Ah Wei wanted to give Patrick Star yin and yang attributes, but he failed.

Creating life is not easy, and endowing created things with yin and yang attributes is even more difficult.

At least one Patrick Star will be prepared for Deidara.

Deidara could have easily made a contract with Patrick Star even without putting in the effort, but he chose to work hard.

Although it's true that Deidara doesn't need to work hard, he himself is unaware of this.

Once Deidara successfully contracts Patrick Star, he will believe it's the result of his hard work, unaware that it was all orchestrated.

At this moment, the starfish nearby gathered around Patrick Star.

Controlling starfish is also one of Patrick's abilities.

……

Deidara looked down at the ground; he had not yet entered the Land of Wind.

There was no one in sight.

Below is a desolate rocky mountain.

"Explosions are art, art is the only way to communicate with Patrick Star, and only by communicating with Patrick Star can you summon him..." Deidara thought to himself.

He, understood!

Sure enough, his persistence proved to be correct.

Explosions are art; Scorpion's puppets, though eternal, are not art.

Can you communicate with Patrick Star by playing with puppets?
Therefore, the scorpion's path is wrong.

However, the scorpion went further and further down the wrong path.

Deidara didn't have much of the explosive clay he carried with him, so he used it all up at once.

Each of its palms has a mouth, and both mouths are swallowing and chewing a large chunk of clay.

Then, he put the clay in his hands together and sculpted it into the shape of Patrick Star.

As he formed a hand seal, the clay Patrick Star suddenly grew larger.

More than 10 meters.

When the clay Patrick Star fell, it exploded upon landing.

However, no mushroom cloud appeared; instead, the explosion created a blazing fireball and a shockwave.

The explosion caused a small portion of the several-hundred-meter-high rocky mountain to collapse.

This not only used up all of Deidara's explosive clay, but also consumed a large amount of his chakra.

“Compared to the art on the light screen before, mine is still far behind,” Deidara sighed.

How can his current art possibly gain Patrick Star's approval?

Patrick Star is a powerful being from another world, a great being whom the light screen calls the embodiment of art.

Then, the clay bird beneath Deidara's feet also landed.

Deidara decided to use what he had on hand to create some explosive clay.

Ordinary clay, combined with his Explosion Release ability, can create explosive clay, but it requires a lot of chakra.

While Deidara was busy making explosive clay, he was unaware that a pair of eyes were watching him from afar.

It's Black Zetsu.

This was purely coincidental; Black Zetsu had sensed Deidara not long ago and had followed him.

The explosion Deidara caused was quite a commotion.

"This kid is a genius at using Explosion Release. It seems he wants to communicate with Patrick Star," Black Zetsu thought to himself.

Black Zetsu was also shocked by Patrick Star mentioned on the light screen.

If Patrick Star unleashes his full power in this world, can Mother handle it?
Although his mother was the progenitor of chakra, Black Zetsu didn't have much confidence in her.

After all, Patrick Star was portrayed as ridiculously powerful on the screen.

That towering figure amidst the mushroom cloud... lingered in Black Zetsu's mind.

Now, Deidara definitely wants to communicate with Patrick Star from another world.

Once Deidara successfully communicates with Patrick Star, his strength will inevitably increase by leaps and bounds.

Black Zetsu was considering whether he could utilize Deidara.

Deidara was still a kid, naive and easily fooled.

Given his skill level in criticizing someone, it shouldn't be difficult for him to fool Deidara.

However, we'll hold off on contacting them for now and wait until Deidara communicates with Patrick Star.

Without Patrick Star's power, Deidara isn't worth his attention.

If he were to contact Deidara now, it would definitely have an impact on Deidara, and might even make it more difficult for Deidara to communicate with Patrick.

Suddenly, Black Jue's eyes narrowed as he noticed that the space in the distance was somewhat distorted.

Obito?

Or perhaps it's the future Obito!

At this moment, Black Zetsu is even more careful to hide himself.

Whether it's the present Obito or the future Obito, neither is someone to be trifled with.

……

He made some explosive clay, and his bag was half full.

Deidara did not leave; he intended to continue creating explosions.

Next, Deidara used up all the explosive clay he had painstakingly created and sculpted Patrick Star.

This time, Deidara didn't ride the clay bird through the air; he stood on the mountaintop.

The clay Patrick Star was thrown down the mountain.

"Boom~"

An even more terrifying explosion occurred.

The landslide affected Deidara, who was standing on the mountaintop.

Black smoke billowed, flames flashed, and debris flew everywhere.

After a while, the dust settled and everything calmed down.

Looking around, there was a large pit.

Deidara crawled out of the rubble.

Deidara was covered in dust and had multiple injuries.

Deidara was also there to experience art at close range during the Big Bang.

If he didn't only have one life, Deidara might have even self-destructed. His pursuit of art was fanatical.

Even Black Zetsu, who was watching from the shadows, was astonished by Deidara's madness.

Ninjas are generally high in attack but low in defense. Deidara is also a fragile character. He's close to the explosion, so he's not afraid of being killed by it.

Although he wasn't killed in the explosion, Deidara was injured, though not seriously.

However, Deidara is not a medical ninja, and there is no medical ninja to treat him now.

But Deidara was completely unconcerned about his injuries; he was earnestly appreciating art.

At this moment, Deidara's artistic talents are fully activated.

An excited smile appeared on Deidara's lips.

"Hahaha..." Deidara burst into wild laughter.

He seemed to sense Patrick Star.

Does Patrick Star seem to have come to appreciate his art?

Deidara stood up, formed hand seals, and bit his right thumb.

"Psychic magic, come forth, Patrick!"

Deidara roared and slammed his right hand on the ground.

A necromancy spell flashed, filled with smoke, but nothing was summoned.

Although he failed to summon Patrick Star, Deidara was not discouraged.

"Patrick has already acknowledged my art. As long as I have more chakra and my summoning technique is more perfect, I will definitely be able to summon Patrick," Deidara muttered to himself.

At this moment, Deidara's face was beaming with a confident smile.

For him, summoning Patrick Star was only a matter of time.

Therefore, only the world's best artist can summon Patrick Star, and Deidara is the world's best artist.

The art that others pursue cannot compare to his.

He has always been absolutely right.

A sliver of Patrick Star's power can amplify his explosion by more than 100 times. If one were to summon a Patrick Star, even just a clone, how many times would that amplify his explosion? Hundreds of times? Or thousands of times?
With that thought, Deidara became incredibly energetic.

Deidara's reaction was noticed not only by Black Zetsu, but also by Tsuchiko.

Tu Zi was hiding in the Kamui dimension, where he could observe Deidara, but Deidara was completely unaware of him.

To be honest, Kamui is really useful.

If Tsuchiko's Mangekyou Sharingan ability wasn't Kamui, but rather Amaterasu or Kagutsuchi, Minato might have killed him several times over on the night of the Nine-Tails' rampage!
After all, even with Kamui, he lost an arm in his battle with Minato.

This is also because Tsuchiko's combat experience is not as good as Minato's.

However, things are different now; the Tuzi of today is not the same Tuzi of a few years ago.

It was only by chance that Obito discovered Deidara.

However, Obito didn't notice Black Zetsu, but Black Zetsu did.

Having seen the 'art' on the light screen, Deidara's explosives no longer impressed Obito.

After witnessing Deidara's explosion, Obito had only one thought: Is that all?

But judging from Deidara's excited look, could it be that he's finally able to communicate with Patrick Star?
We also saw Deidara use a summoning technique to summon Patrick Star, but it clearly failed.

According to the description on the screen, Patrick Star is incredibly powerful. It is impossible for Deidara to summon Patrick Star now, not even the weakest clone of Patrick Star.

……

Scorpion hid inside the Scarlet Amber, manipulating the puppet to move.

Scorpion hurried on his way while watching the light screen.

He was searching for Orochimaru, and also thinking about Patrick Star.

Deidara decides to find a place to go into seclusion, clearly intending to communicate with Patrick Star. So, will Deidara succeed?
Scorpion cannot confirm whether Patrick Star exists.

Anyway, there's definitely no Patrick Star in this world.

If there is one, it's in another world.

If Patrick Star's true form is incredibly powerful, then the alternate world Patrick Star lives in must be a very high-level world, but it should still be on the same dimension as this world!

If it's a difference of just one dimension, it far exceeds the description of Patrick Star on the screen.

Based on the light curtain's previous explanations of dimensions.

The difference in one dimension is the difference between a real person and a two-dimensional character.

Even if a real person is an ordinary person, they are still a real person, while a two-dimensional character, no matter how many extraordinary powers they possess, is still just a two-dimensional character. The fundamental difference between them is insurmountable.

Suddenly, Scorpion sensed that something was off about the atmosphere around him.

Scorpion stopped and observed his surroundings.

"Zizzizi~"

The sound of detonating tags igniting rang out, followed by kunai wrapped in detonating tags being thrown at him from nearby.

The detonator explodes as soon as the target gets close.

The force of the explosion made the kunai even more lethal.

"Ding Ding Ding ~"

The mechanism on the Hiruko was activated, and a blade of fine iron shot out, blocking all the incoming kunai.

The force of the explosion tore the black trench coat apart, completely exposing Hiruko.

A dozen or so Sand Ninjas wearing headbands appeared and surrounded Sasori.

The leader was the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa.

"Sasori of the Red Sand, the sinner who killed the Third Kazekage, surrender now!" Rasa crossed his arms in front of him and stared coldly at Sasori.

Sunagakure has been investigating Sasori's intelligence.

Having learned of Scorpion's whereabouts, Rasa personally led a group to the scene.

This time, Rasa brought more than a dozen Jonin with him.

Chiyo wanted to come along, but Rasa refused.

After all, Sasori is Chiyo's grandson, and Rasa cannot completely trust Chiyo.

"Looks like I'll be adding another Kage-level item to my collection," Scorpion said in a somber voice.

"Make your move!" Luo Sha didn't waste any words and waved his hand.

Immediately, the dozen or so Sand Village Jonin who had surrounded Sasori attacked together.

To become a Jonin, these ninjas are all quite strong.

Some control puppets, while others use ninjutsu.

Among the dozen or so Jonin who were besieging Sasori, there were two puppeteers whose puppets were controlled by chakra threads, attacking Sasori from the left and right.

Sasori sneered disdainfully. Even a Jonin from Sunagakure was overestimating himself by trying to play with puppets in front of him, Sasori of the Red Sand.

Looking across the ninja world, Sasori felt that only his grandmother's puppetry was barely passable; the rest were not worth mentioning.

Earth Release, Wind Release...

The various ninjutsu techniques were combined very well.

Hiruko suppressed the two puppets and withstood more than a dozen ninjutsu, but she could not withstand it and shattered.

The true form of Scorpion, hidden inside Hiruko, was also revealed.

Scorpion's true form is a handsome red-haired boy.

Time seemed to stand still on Scorpion's face.

When Rasa saw Sasori's youthful face, he was also surprised.

Sasori took out a scroll in each hand. The scroll in his left hand unfolded, and the puppet of the Third Kazekage appeared. The scroll in his right hand unfolded, and the puppet of Hanzo the Salamander appeared.

With the strongest Kazekage and a demigod of the ninja world on either side, the attacks of more than a dozen Sand Village Jonin were blocked and unable to reach Sasori's main body.

Seeing the puppet of the Third Kazekage, Rasa was also enraged.

Upon seeing the Hanzo puppet, I was startled again.

Using the corpses of powerful ninjas to create human puppets is a forbidden technique, which Sunagakure has long prohibited.

Sasori left Sunagakure partly because he didn't want to be restricted.

Staying in Sunagakure meant having to create personal puppets secretly, while also worrying about the village.

Leaving the ninja village brought much more freedom, and disappearing with the Third Kazekage made it easier to hide.

I just didn't expect it to be exposed by the light screen.

Since it could no longer hide, the scorpion stopped hiding.

(End of this chapter)