Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 143 'Jiraiya': You've really put this Hokage through a lot!
Having emerged from the forest, Awei could already see Konoha in the distance.

Although it's just a village, Konoha is quite large.

In terms of area, Konoha covers several hundred thousand square meters.

Using the chakra he had previously collected from Jiraiya, Awei employed the technique of disguise.

In the blink of an eye, Ah Wei transformed into Jiraiya.

From his time travel to his physical appearance and temperament, he is practically identical to Jiraiya.

It's not a big problem if we can fool everyone in Konoha.

He was now tall and imposing, with an oily headband, long white hair that reached past his waist, red marks under his eyes, a red outer robe over a brown inner garment, and wooden clogs on his feet.

They walked slowly towards Konoha Village.

The two ninjas guarding the village gate were both startled.

"Jiraiya-sama?"

Jiraiya was, after all, one of the Legendary Sannin, and some of the village's ninjas knew him, while the two gatekeepers only knew Jiraiya.

After giving a 'warm' greeting, 'Jiraiya' swaggered into the village.

Outside the Hokage Building.

Enter the Hokage's office through the window.

The third generation, who was handling official business, was also taken aback.

"Jiraiya? When did he get back?"

"Just got back, and I heard that Danzo... defected. What exactly happened?"

It's not surprising that it's the third generation.

He understands Jiraiya.

Jiraiya was out gathering information, but in reality, he was looking for Orochimaru and collecting various intelligence, which he would then send back to the village from time to time.

Jiraiya also deeply loved Konoha.

Even if Tsunade harmed Konoha, Jiraiya would never allow it.

If Jiraiya finds out about Danzo's defection, he will definitely rush back to the village to find out the truth.

"Danzo sent someone to poison the daimyo in an attempt to frame me, but his plot was exposed, and he fled in fear of punishment," the Third Daimyo said in a deep voice.

"So that's how it is." Jiraiya looked surprised.

"Jiraiya, now that you're back, stay and become the Fifth Hokage. These are turbulent times, and the village needs you." The Third Hokage stood up, walked behind Jiraiya, and spoke with his back to him.

“Tsunade is more suitable than me, and you know me, I…”

Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, the Third Hokage interrupted him.

“It’s all about the village.”

"This……"

Jiraiya looked troubled.

The third generation was overjoyed, and then had his secretary invite Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu over.

Before long, Yan and Xiaochun arrived in a hurry.

From the Hokage's secretary, both Yan and Koharu knew that Jiraiya had returned.

When they arrived, Yan and Xiaochun also helped the third generation persuade them.

“You guys…” Jiraiya said with a bitter face.

Before long, more ninjas came to persuade him.

Jiraiya tried to escape, but the Third Hokage held him back tightly.

The third generation also had mixed feelings; if he could, he wouldn't want to abdicate so early.

The introduction of the Fourth Hokage was a last resort.

Although Konoha won all three Shinobi World Wars, the Third Hokage still made a few 'minor mistakes,' so Minato was chosen as the Fourth Hokage.

Now, we need to put forward someone to be the Fifth Hokage.

The Third Hokage preferred Jiraiya to Tsunade as the Fifth Hokage.

Seeing Jiraiya's troubled expression, the Third Hokage became even more insistent on making him the Fifth Hokage, a sentiment echoed by Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane.

Just as the Third Hokage was about to kneel down, Jiraiya reluctantly nodded and agreed to become the Fifth Hokage.

"You guys have really put me, the Hokage, in a terrible situation!" Jiraiya said with a wry smile.

Third generation: ? ? ?
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Xiaochun:? ? ?
……

Although it was decided internally, we still had to go through the formalities, just to make it look like a formality.

The Jonin meeting was held again.

The Third Hokage didn't rush to express his opinion. Instead, his advisors, Yan and Koharu, expressed their support for Jiraiya becoming the Fifth Hokage.

Then, no one objected.

They may remain silent or speak out to express their support.

Finally, the third generation spoke up.

According to regulations, a new Hokage must go to the capital to 'report' to the Daimyo upon assuming office.

"I've just been to the capital, I'll go again in a while!" Jiraiya said as he took the Hokage hat from the Third Hokage and put it on.

The third generation had no objection to this, nor did the two advisors.

Koharu even suggested that Jiraiya take Danzo's body to the daimyo after the Anbu brought it back.

A little brat ran into the Hokage Building; he was Konohamaru, the grandson of the Third Hokage.

Konohamaru wasn't happy; his grandfather was no longer the Hokage.

With the change of Hokage, some people in the village also changed their attitude towards him.

After all, he is no longer the Hokage's grandson.

The resignation of the Third Hokage certainly had an impact on Konohamaru, and also on the entire Sarutobi clan.

As for how significant the impact will be, we'll have to wait and see what happens with the new Hokage.

Generally speaking, a new Hokage first forms a bodyguard squad, and then takes command of the Anbu.

After becoming the Fourth Hokage, Minato promoted several people to be his bodyguards.

However, Minato never managed to seize power in Konoha before his death.

The Anbu was actually always controlled by the Third Hokage.

As for the root, Minato was unable to intervene.

Of course, this is also related to Minato's short lifespan. If he had served as Hokage for a few more years, the situation would definitely be different.

……

Because Jiraiya found it troublesome, the Hokage's office remained as it was.

You can keep whatever you need in the office, even if it's from three generations.

The third generation, En and Koharu, the F3, are talking to Jiraiya about work.

As the Hokage, I have great responsibilities and a lot of work to do.

"This is such a hassle," Jiraiya said impatiently.

"Jiraiya, now that you've become Hokage, it's time to form the Hokage Guard," the Third Hokage said.

"No rush. The most urgent matter is dealing with Danzo's defection. Because of Danzo's defection, there's a lot of talk in the village, and people are unsettled. We need to calm them down. Advisor Mitomon and Advisor Utatane, you are responsible for calming people down."
"Danzo has too much important information about the village. It can't be spread, old man. The Anbu must deal with Danzo at all costs and in the shortest possible time." Jiraiya said with a serious expression.

Actually, even if Jiraiya didn't say it, F3 would do the same.

“The village can’t withstand any more turmoil. We must minimize the impact of Danzo’s defection.” The Third Hokage took a drag of his cigarette and turned to Yan and Xiaochun.

Good grief, even though the Third Hokage didn't completely ignore Jiraiya, he still didn't show him enough respect!

They're really treating Jiraiya like a puppet.

But for now, Jiraiya doesn't pose much of a threat to F3.

Why did the Third Hokage support Minato as the Fourth Hokage instead of Orochimaru? That's quite intriguing.

It wasn't just that Danzo supported Orochimaru back then. It was also because Minato was easier to control than Orochimaru.

As for the claim that Orochimaru is evil and unsuitable to be Hokage, that's just talk.

The reason Jiraiya was chosen as Hokage was because he was relatively easy to control.

However, F3 was unaware that the person in front of him was actually Ah Wei in disguise.

The real Jiraiya is still training at Mount Myōboku!
Ah Wei didn't expect it to go so smoothly.

He impersonated Jiraiya and entered Konoha. After meeting the Third Hokage and exchanging only a few words, the Third Hokage proposed that he become the Fifth Hokage.

In order to fit Jiraiya's persona, he pretended to decline for a while, but then reluctantly accepted the heavy responsibility of becoming the Fifth Hokage.

Everything went even more smoothly than Awei had imagined.

Next, we'll review the important intelligence gathered by Konoha and the various forbidden techniques in the Book of Seals.

In this ninja world, intelligence is extremely important.

It has been several decades since the founding of Konoha. It has always been the strongest ninja village, known as the cradle of geniuses. It has produced many powerful ninjas and collected a lot of important intelligence.

For a ninja village to survive and develop, gathering intelligence is a crucial element.

As for forbidden techniques, they are one of the secrets of the ninja village.

Besides forbidden techniques, there are also a large number of ninjutsu and genjutsu, as well as sealing techniques.

The sealing techniques of the Uzumaki clan were almost completely inherited by Konoha. After all, there was Mito Uzumaki first, and then Kushina Uzumaki. In addition, Konoha has many geniuses. With a large number of sealing techniques, it is also possible to develop new sealing techniques.

There are also some ninjutsu and genjutsu from Konoha, which, although not classified as forbidden techniques, have their merits.

……

Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin, became the Fifth Hokage, and the news spread like wildfire throughout Konoha.

In a short time, the whole village knew about it.

The White Zetsu lurking in Konoha quickly passed this important information to the Black Zetsu.

Somewhere in the Land of Fire, underground.

The half-black, half-white figure opened its eyes.

"Jiraiya became the Fifth Hokage?" Black Zetsu muttered to himself.

This is quite a big deal.

With a new shadow, what changes will occur in Konoha?
The changes in Konoha may well affect Black Zetsu's plans.

Therefore, Black Zetsu had to take Jiraiya's becoming the Fifth Hokage seriously.

"Should we send more White Zetsu to infiltrate Konoha and gather intelligence?" asked the White Zetsu who had merged with Black Zetsu.

"No need, we have more important things to do, Danzo, Obito..." Black Zetsu said calmly.

Danzo's defection was somewhat unexpected by Black Zetsu, but not entirely unexpected.

A member of the Root organization, Aburame Torune, poisoned the Daimyo. Both the Third Hokage and the Daimyo believed it was Danzo's doing, but in reality, Obito used his Mangekyou Sharingan to control Aburame Torune.

All I can say is that Danzo got himself blamed! But this blame is quite heavy. Danzo would only die if he stayed in Konoha, so he defected with some of his subordinates.

Finding Danzo would not be difficult for Black Zetsu.

But finding Obito will be much more difficult.

After all, Obito's Kamui was too overpowered.

Moreover, there's also the future Obito, which makes things even more complicated.

……

The Book of Seals is a forbidden book kept by successive Hokage. The scrolls contain various powerful techniques, but they can harm the user and even cause the practitioner's death.

It is precisely because it causes great harm to the practitioner that it is a forbidden ninjutsu.

The creation of the Book of Seals began in Konoha 10.

Having impersonated Jiraiya and become the Fifth Hokage, Awei sat on the office sofa, flipping through the Book of Seals.

A-rank ninjutsu, Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, is an enhanced version of the Shadow Clone Technique. It utilizes a vast amount of chakra to increase the number of shadow clones. However, this technique consumes too much chakra, and those without a large amount of chakra will be injured or even killed if they use it.

S-rank, Impure World Reincarnation, a summoning technique developed by the Second Hokage, capable of 'reviving' the dead.

S-rank, Eight Gates Formation.

Mutual Explosion Tags, Reaper Death Seal, Flying Thunder God Technique...

You wouldn't believe it until you see it; the Book of Seals contains a surprising number of forbidden books.

Most of it was things that Awei didn't know.

Orochimaru's Reanimation Jutsu is also related to a certain forbidden book in this Book of Seals.

However, some forbidden techniques are only in their initial stages of development and are not yet fully perfected.

For example, the Impure World Reincarnation technique is not perfect.

"There's even a cursed technique that uses blood as a medium, similar to Hidan's Blood Possession, but it's only in its early stages of development, and the cost of using it is too high. Even with Hidan's immortality, he might not be able to withstand the cost. And then there's this forbidden technique~"

The Book of Seals contains quite a lot of information.

It took Awei more than an hour to read through all the forbidden techniques recorded in the Book of Seals.

It must be said that they are all very strong, but ordinary people would face great risks in cultivating them.

Even if Awei were to perform some forbidden techniques, he would need to consider changing his body, because his current body would become useless.

His gaze fell upon the Corpse Demon Seal on the Book of Seals.

This is a sealing technique that summons the Grim Reaper, capable of sealing the opponent's soul inside the Grim Reaper's belly. However, as a price, the caster's soul will also be dragged into the Grim Reaper's belly, making it a technique that results in mutual destruction.

The Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, used the Reaper Death Seal to seal half of the Nine-Tails' chakra and his own soul into the stomach of the Shinigami.

“I don’t have a soul now, just a wisp of spirit, but to this world, my wisp of spirit is a dimensional reduction attack. I wonder what would happen if I used the Corpse Demon Sealing Technique?” Awei asked curiously.

Ah Wei was still very curious about the Grim Reaper of this world.

What exactly is Death? Is it a powerful soul entity?

Is it related to the Otsutsuki clan?
What is the relationship between the Sage of Six Paths and the Grim Reaper?
Does Death have self-awareness?

If we were to use the Reaper Death Seal to summon the Grim Reaper, we could then study it more thoroughly.

However, Awei's secret may also be exposed.

……

Ichiraku Ramen.

Several ninjas came to eat ramen, including Genma Shiranui, Hayate Gekko, and Raido Namiashi.

While eating ramen, Genma Shiranui and the others were also talking about Jiraiya becoming the Fifth Hokage.

"Jiraiya-sama's talent is beyond doubt. It is a blessing for Konoha to have him as the Fifth Hokage," said Hayate Gekko.

"That's true. You know, Jiraiya-sama received the true teachings of the third generation and even taught the fourth generation."

"I originally thought the Fifth Hokage would be Lady Tsunade."

"Lady Tsunade is great, but Lady Jiraiya is just as good!"

……

Uchiha clan, Naka Shrine.

Fugaku and a group of his clansmen were having a meeting.

They were discussing whether Jiraiya becoming the Fifth Hokage was good or bad for the Uchiha clan.

Danzo became a rogue ninja, much to the delight of the Uchiha clan.

By the way, Fugaku also explained the truth to the Third Hokage, but the Third Hokage was skeptical. Danzo sent someone to poison the daimyo, but when the news came back, an accident occurred and the Uchiha intercepted it. This made it hard for the Third Hokage to believe that such a mistake could happen to Root.

Therefore, the third generation did not have much faith in Fugaku.

The Third Hokage was also wary of the Uchiha clan.

When Danzo was alive, the Third Hokage had one attitude towards the Uchiha clan; after Danzo became a rogue ninja, the Third Hokage had another attitude towards the Uchiha clan.

Fugaku finally saw through the true nature of the Third Generation.

But now we're discussing Jiraiya.

Putting aside others, Fugaku felt that Jiraiya becoming Hokage would be a good thing for the Uchiha clan.

(End of this chapter)