Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 148 Tsunade: I've lived long enough to see this.
Tsunade's return to Konoha did not attract much attention.

At the Hokage Building, when Tsunade saw Jiraiya, Jiraiya had created three shadow clones who were quickly processing documents.

However, a large number of documents were still piled up on the desk.

"Hey, Jiraiya, you're really energetic!" Tsunade said with a smile, her arms crossed.

Jiraiya's main body and shadow clones both stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Tsunade.

Upon seeing that it was Tsunade, Jiraiya became incredibly excited.

"Tsunade, you should become the Sixth Hokage!" the four Jiraiyas said in unison.

A # appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and she punched each of Jiraiya's three shadow clones one by one, destroying them in three punches.

"You just became Hokage and you don't want to be Hokage anymore? Can't you be a little more reliable?" Tsunade was a little angry. What did Jiraiya, this idiot, take the Hokage for?

"You think I wanted to be Hokage?" Jiraiya pouted and complained.

This surprised Tsunade.

Jiraiya didn't want to either; was the old man forcing him?

"What happened in the village?" Tsunade asked.

If Tsunade were to suggest that Jiraiya was chosen as Hokage, it must be because something major had happened in the village that required Jiraiya to become Hokage, and Jiraiya was doing it for the sake of the village.

This also aligns with Jiraiya's personality.

For the sake of the village, Jiraiya was willing to compromise himself, even sacrifice himself; that was the kind of person he was.

Jiraiya embodied the Will of Fire very well; Tsunade, in any case, felt he couldn't compare.

Jiraiya couldn't help but complain to Tsunade.

Tsunade:? ? ?
After Jiraiya explained the whole story, Tsunade was completely bewildered.

Wow... I've never seen anything like this before.

What kind of storms hadn't Tsunade weathered? But this really surprised her.

Impersonating one of the Legendary Sannin? And even came to Konoha to become Hokage? The old man and the others were all fooled.

In such a large place as Konoha, no one noticed?

If this gets out, it will cause a sensation not only in the village but throughout the entire ninja world!
The strongest ninja village?
That's it?

"Could it be that the old man arranged it himself?" Tsunade frowned.

“He can swear on the name of the Sarutobi clan that it wasn’t his doing,” Jiraiya said.

"So, what about Mitokado Haru or Koharu's transfer room arrangements?"

"This……"

Jiraiya was stunned.

It cannot be ruled out yet.

After all, Yan didn't swear by the name of the Mitomon clan, and neither did Koharu swear by the name of the Utatane clan.

It might have been Yan or Xiaochun's arrangement, but do the two of them have such audacity?

Did the old man indulge him?

The more he thought about it, the more troubled he became.

These trivial matters are disturbing his resolve.

Although Jiraiya really wanted Tsunade to immediately hand over the Sixth Hokage position so he could quickly pass the burden of the Hokage role to her, but...

Tsunade won't take it!
She'll come back to the village for a visit; Tsunade will definitely have to leave again.

Jiraiya wanted Tsunade to stay and serve as an advisor to him, the Fifth Hokage, before she became the Sixth Hokage.

However, Jiraiya then thought of Naruto, who was still in Amegakure.

Naruto is Minato's child and also the Nine-Tails' Jinchūriki.

Furthermore, is Hashirama Naruto's past life?

In short, Naruto is very important.

Konoha cannot lose Naruto.

We must rescue Naruto as soon as possible and bring him back to Konoha.

Once Naruto has been in Amegakure for a long time and developed a dependence on the Akatsuki, it won't be easy to let go of them.

Wouldn't that situation force Konoha to declare war on Akatsuki?

From the perspective of ninja villages alone, Amegakure is far inferior to Konoha, but Akatsuki's power...

Pain destroys Konoha?

To be honest, Konoha's defenses really need to be strengthened.

Back then, the fact that the Cloud Village infiltrated the village and kidnapped Kushina was rather outrageous.

Minato hadn't graduated yet, but he still managed to catch up with and rescue Kushina. The question is, what level was Minato at that time? Genin? Chunin? What level were the Cloud Ninja defeated by Minato? How could such lowly individuals infiltrate Konoha and kidnap Kushina? Was Konoha's defenses completely compromised?
Later, the Cloud Village almost kidnapped the Hyuga Lady, which was somewhat understandable, since the Cloud Village sent people to Konoha to discuss peace talks, and the villagers did not expect that the Cloud Village would dare to lay a hand on the Hyuga Lady.

Finally, Naruto was kidnapped, and this time they couldn't save him in time.

It seems that some external force is trying to kidnap Sasuke.

After all, according to what was said on the screen, Sasuke has great potential and seems very important, making him worth capturing.

"Tsunade, I hope you can go to the Land of Rain and meet the Uchiha One Against Seven," Jiraiya said to Tsunade with a serious expression.

Tsunade wasn't stupid; she understood what Jiraiya meant.

One Against Seven is a member of the Akatsuki organization, and may even be a full member.

And all seven of them, even if they fight one against seven, probably have some feelings for Konoha!

So, if we make contact with One Against Seven, they might be willing to help rescue Naruto.

With the help of Akatsuki members, the chances of secretly rescuing Naruto would be much greater.

If Naruto is sent back to Konoha in time, Pain is unlikely to catch up with him and come to Konoha.

“That Nagato is your disciple. You could try talking him into submission. Maybe he’ll commit suicide after you do it,” Tsunade said to Jiraiya, half-jokingly.

At the same time, Tsunade also thought of what the light screen said... the Samsara Rebirth Technique.

The heretical method of reincarnation and rebirth is a technique that can revive the dead.

So, can Rope Tree and Broken Tree be revived?
But if you think about it carefully, why didn't Nagato revive Yahiko?

This shows that even if the technique of reincarnation truly exists and can revive the dead, it must have limitations. Otherwise, even if the price was Nagato's life, Nagato would have been willing to revive Yahiko!
Therefore, the hope of reviving the Rope Tree and the Broken Tree is... slim.

"Talk-no-jutsu?" Jiraiya was speechless.

He himself is not good at verbal persuasion; he is not good at lecturing.

Suddenly, Jiraiya thought of something terrible.

Naruto's talk-no-jutsu is at its maximum?

What if Naruto... uses talk-no-jutsu on the people of Konoha?
If Naruto establishes a bond with Amegakure, it's not impossible that he could turn against Konoha. At that point...

Pain's power + Naruto's talk-no-jutsu = ?

Having seen what was shown on the screen, and now being the Fifth Hokage, Jiraiya couldn't help but think about it for the sake of Konoha.

He also hoped that he was overthinking things.

Although the screen says that Naruto will successfully use his talk-no-jutsu to persuade Nagato in the future, I don't think Jiraiya could succeed if he tried to use talk-no-jutsu on Nagato now.

Moreover, Nagato must have seen the light screen and had some understanding of talk-no-jutsu.

Even if Naruto on the screen with maxed-out talk-no-jutsu faced Nagato, he might not be able to successfully talk Nagato into the present state!

Therefore, using words to persuade others is not a viable approach.

In comparison, it's more promising to try out a one-against-seven scenario.

Although he was a rogue ninja who fought seven people at once and killed Jonin of the Sarutobi clan, he still had the mindset of a Hokage at the age of 7, and he probably cared about Konoha to some extent!
Tsunade pursed her lips, turned around, and left.

Tsunade will consider going to the Land of Rain to contact Itachi.

……

Within the Divine Might Space, Ohbito was filled with rage.

Flames, lightning, and torrents appear from time to time.

Kakashi?
Or his future self?

It's not good for everyone to share a different dimension.

Kakashi couldn't use Kamui before, so this space was practically Tsuchiko's private domain, and he felt completely at ease. Now, while entering this space isn't as nerve-wracking, he still needs to be more careful. This makes Tsuchiko quite unhappy.

Not to mention Tu Zi's frustration in the Kamui dimension, somewhere in the outside world, Awei learned hundreds of techniques.

When the power of the technique becomes too great, to avoid causing too much damage to the environment, it is transferred to the Divine Might Space.

For example, if you unleash a powerful fire attack that can burn down an entire forest, and then feel that's not a good idea, you can transfer to the Divine Might Space.

There's no need to worry about Tu Zi being burned to death in the Divine Might Space.

Even if he were burned to death, Tsuchiko still had Izanagi!

Izanagi is one of the ultimate eye techniques of the Uchiha clan. It can rewrite reality and nullify death. Back then, Hashirama thought he had killed Madara, but Madara survived by using Izanagi.

It is said that the only one who can stop Izanagi is Izanami.

By impersonating Jiraiya and becoming the Hokage of Konoha, Awei acquired a number of techniques, including many forbidden ones.

I can understand why I couldn't resist giving it a try!
Of course, some techniques cannot be used casually.

Previously, Awei was very curious about how techniques like the Reaper Death Seal and Izanagi were trained, since they were useless after being used once. So, how could they be used directly without training?
But after reading the Book of Seals of Konoha, I gained an understanding.

Take the Reaper Death Seal as an example. Cultivating it will not summon the Grim Reaper, but if you successfully cultivate it, you are certain that using it will summon the Grim Reaper.

"If I summoned the Grim Reaper and threw him into the Divine Might Space, wouldn't that scare Tu Zi to death?" Awei thought with a wicked sense of humor.

Of course, this is just a thought; it's not very realistic.

After all, the Reaper Death Seal requires locking onto a target, and it's uncertain whether it can even throw the Shinigami into the Kamui dimension.

Even if Tu Zi were to become intangible in front of him, the Corpse Demon Seal would not be able to lock him down.

However, if the Reaper Death Seal technique could be modified so that the Shinigami seals the soul of someone nearby, and the caster avoids the Shinigami, it might be possible to use Kamui to kill Tsuchiko. But the prerequisite is that Kamui can absorb the Shinigami. But is Kamui effective against the Shinigami?

I've never tried it!

Suddenly, the ground shook, and a volcano not far away was about to erupt.

In a few blinks, I arrived at the crater, looking down to see surging lava.

"Boom~"

Large amounts of magma erupted along with volcanic ash, and Awei quickly used his Divine Might.

……

"It's not over, isn't it!"

Tu Zi wanted to curse.

Large amounts of volcanic ash are spreading, and lava is flowing across the ground, with more and more lava appearing.

Some of the lower-lying cubes began to be submerged by lava.

Standing atop a tall cube, the face beneath the earthen mask was incredibly gloomy.

This doesn't seem to be caused by ninjutsu.

It was probably a natural volcanic eruption.

If there's a volcanic eruption in the outside world, that's fine, but what's the point of sucking volcanic ash and lava into the Divine Might Space?
This is a scam!
Do you really think he's lost all temper?
Also, is this how Kamui is used?

After thinking about it, Tu Zi decided to do a good deed.

After leaving the Divine Might Space, he headed towards the Land of Rain.

Countries with abundant rainfall need a little lava to irrigate them.

Near Amegakure, Tsuchiko extracted the still-warm magma and thick volcanic ash from the Kamui dimension.

It was still drizzling in the village.

The rain ninjas patrolling at the village entrance first felt a bit hot.

"Why did it suddenly get so hot?" a Rain Ninja wondered.

The others also sensed it.

They exchanged a glance, and the sensory ninja among them immediately sprang into action.

With a quick assessment, they discovered a large amount of magma.

The lava formed a small river that flowed towards the village.

"how come?"

"Lava? Where did the magma come from?"

"So much lava?"

"There's also volcanic ash?"

"This……"

……

Several Rain Ninjas were almost dumbfounded.

But they quickly realized what was happening and hurriedly notified the village ninjas.

These Rain Ninja are all Chunin; a few of them alone cannot stop the lava river.

All we can do is try to buy a little more time.

Water escape, earth escape...

Before long, Pain, the Six Paths of Pain, and Konan all arrived outside the village.

"How is this possible?" Xiao Nan's eyes widened in disbelief.

There are quite a few people in the ninja world who can create magma using ninjutsu, but who in the ninja world can create this much magma using ninjutsu?

Furthermore, there is a difference between magma created by ninjutsu and natural magma, which can be determined by chakra.

Therefore, it is easy to determine that this is natural magma.

But the Land of Rain doesn't have volcanoes!
It's incredible that so much lava is appearing in the Land of Rain, especially outside the Rain Village.

“Space-time ninjutsu,” Pain said coldly.

For Payne, this was a minor issue.

There's nothing a shot of spicy tetanus can't solve; if there is, just take another shot.

Shinra Tensei, one of the abilities of the Rinnegan, repels everything around the user.

Both objects and ninjutsu will be repelled by this repulsive force.

At this moment, a powerful repulsive force was released from Pain's body.

The lava river that was getting closer and closer to Amegakure was deflected and no longer posed a threat to the village.

The surrounding Rain Ninja all looked at Pain with awe.

The other five Pains were scattered, each possessing considerable strength.

The spores parasitizing Xiao Nan transmitted this information to Awei, but Xiao Nan was completely unaware.

Xiao Nan didn't even know that she had Awei's spores on her body.

Awei's spores are scattered throughout the ninja world, parasitizing different people and collecting information to transmit to Awei's main body.

……

At the crater, Awei sat on the ground with a strange expression on his face.

Tu Zi really knows how to stir things up. While he was moving a large amount of lava and volcanic ash into the Kamui dimension, Tu Zi simply packed it up and sent it outside Amegakure.

If it weren't for the fear of Pain, Tsuchiko would have been sent straight to Amegakure!
Although there is a lot of lava, even if Pain doesn't intervene, the ninjas of Amegakure should be able to handle it!

For Awei, this was just a minor incident.

"We need to add fuel to the fire in Konoha." Awei turned to look in the direction of Konoha, but it was too far away to see Konoha from here.

Even with his maximum sensory range, he couldn't detect Konoha.

What is the biggest problem within Konoha right now?
Danzo's defection? No, it was the estrangement between the Uchiha clan and the village.

Compared to Danzo's defection, the Uchiha problem is much bigger for Konoha.

If we stir up some trouble, maybe we can get a few more pairs of three-tomoe Sharingan from the Uchiha clan, or even better, a pair of Mangekyou Sharingan.

As he thought about it, Awei closed his eyes and communicated with a spore in his leaf.

Many of its spores are woody leaves, which parasitize different people.

At this moment, he was communicating with a spore on the body of a certain Uchiha genin from Konoha.

(End of this chapter)