Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 15: The Third Kazekage Gets a Terrible Tale
Konoha.

Danzo's expression also became much more serious. To what extent would the wisdom of the advanced world lead Sunagakure?

After seeing the actions displayed on the screen, the Sand Village will... just copy their homework!
This is not good news for Konoha!
However, Danzo's face darkened the next moment.

[The Third Kazekage: The Third Shinobi World War is inevitable. The village is short of funds, and the ninjas are of low quality... Breaking this deadlock will be difficult! Forget it, let's swindle some money to develop the village first.]

Danzo, an agent of Konoha's Root organization, received a letter.

Danzo: Kazekage? Why are you writing to this old man?

(Unpacking) My dear friend Danzo, it's been years since we last met. I hope you're well. Your talent commands my respect, while Sarutobi is mediocre...

In short, I'll praise Danzo a bit, and also let him know that I know about some of the bad things Danzo has done, since Danzo probably doesn't want his misdeeds to be made public! Finally, I'll borrow some money from Danzo at an annual interest rate of 1%.

It's not much, just 10 billion taels, which is nothing to Danzo, the big boss.

Danzo was unhappy, but he still lent the Third Kazekage 10 billion.

At the same time, Chiyo, an advisor from Sunagakure, sent a letter to the Third Hokage.

[Due to Sunagakure's insufficient funds, the Third Kazekage intends to wage war against Konoha. He secretly contacted the Tsuchikage, Mizukage, and Raikage. Chiyo, however, does not support this, so she hopes to borrow a small amount of money from Konoha to help the village. It's not much, just 20 billion yen.]

[The 'Strongest Hokage' took a drag of his cigarette. 20 billion? For the sake of peace, this money will be lent to Sunagakure.]

The two letters were exchanged for 30 billion, so Sunagakure's funds are temporarily no longer tight.

Of course, Rasa, the Third Kazekage's apprentice, continued to pan for gold in the desert.

"Pure Land," the Third Kazekage (the spirit) said with a dark face, "Is this how you developed Sunagakure?"

Are Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo really that easy to fool? That's incredibly stupid.

After the village's finances improved, the Third Kazekage started pursuing women, with Pakura as his first target. His incredibly sweet talk, which was utterly irresistible, left Pakura completely defenseless, and she was won over in just a few days.
The Third Kazekage pulled up his pants...

“I…” The Third Kazekage (the undead)’s face darkened even more.

He deceived the Third Hokage and Danzo, which he won't say anything about, but what about picking up girls?

There's something he's unsure whether he should say or not.

Ye Cang (the ghost): "Are you kidding me? You're not even sparing the dead?"

She thinks she can win over a woman with just a few awkward, suggestive words? And while she respects the Third Kazekage, he's not exactly her type!

Too much!

Considering that the light screen seems to be a projection of the entire ninja world, how many people in the ninja world are watching it?

So, what do the people of the ninja world think of her?

I'm tired. Let's just destroy this ninja world!
Furthermore, they got her age wrong; she's about the same age as the Third Kazekage.
If she had made her younger, she wouldn't have cared, but she actually made her older, which is going too far.

Next, Yekura gritted her teeth.

The Third Kazekage has taken over Pakura, but is also eyeing Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Hinata, Ino, Konan, Mikoto, Kushina...

Finished!

The Third Kazekage has been unfairly maligned.

……

Hinata and Ino at the Konoha Ninja Academy were both terrified, their faces turning pale.

The Third Kazekage was a complete freak.

"Thank goodness he didn't have designs on Sakura. The Third Hokage is such a pervert," Naruto muttered, somewhat relieved that his goddess hadn't been targeted by that weirdo.

"Idiot Naruto, he's the Third Kazekage. Saying it like that makes people think the Third Hokage is a pervert too." Sakura glared at Naruto unhappily.

Sakura felt conflicted. On one hand, she was relieved that the pervert hadn't set his sights on her, but on the other hand, she was annoyed. Ino had been targeted, but she hadn't. Did that mean she was inferior to Ino? Even though she had a wide forehead, she was still very cute! To think she was inferior to Ino? They must be blind.

As she was thinking, Sakura secretly glanced at Sasuke.

Hinata, on the other hand, was secretly watching Naruto.

Sasuke almost unleashed his full power with a single tomoe. Was he thinking about his mother? He was already courting death.

In other words, the Third Kazekage died young.

Police Department.

Fugaku and Ichidoshichi both turned pale.

Uchiha clan territory, Mikoto: ...

Pure Land, Uzumaki Kushina (the undead): ...Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Namikaze Minato: ...

……

Jiraiya, who was still on Mount Myōboku, stared wide-eyed.

Aside from the fact that the Third Kazekage was interested in Tsunade, what bothered him was...

The scope has been broadened...

I've also had a lot of inspiration for the novel I'm preparing to write.

Some people say that Jiraiya was a womanizer, and he used to think that he was a bit of a womanizer.

But compared to the Third Kazekage, he's nothing.
His vision has become narrow.

"It's a bit far-fetched, are you sure you won't get beaten to death?" Jiraiya asked with a strange look.

With overwhelming strength and cringeworthy, cheesy pick-up lines, he managed to win over one woman after another? If they were just ordinary women, that would be one thing, but none of them, like Pakura and Tsunade, are ordinary.

They still have their eyes on Uchiha Mikoto and Kushina.

Kushina died young. No, Kushina wasn't dead before the Third Shinobi World War, but that's not the case.

It's going too far to covet Mikoto! Her husband isn't even dead yet! She already has two children.

I wonder if the soul of the Third Kazekage in the Pure Land saw this.

He, Jiraiya, felt a bit sorry for the Third Kazekage.

The strongest Kazekage in history was assassinated by people from his own village, and now he's being vilified like this.

Even Jiraiya, who was impersonating the Third Kazekage in the light screen, felt ashamed. I doubt anyone would feel good impersonating him... right?

But what if a parallel world emerges from within the light screen? It's better to destroy it sooner rather than later!
……

Amegakure (Rain Village), Akatsuki's base.

Xiao Nan looked humiliated, as if she were dirty.

In Konan's eyes now, the Third Kazekage is a dirty thing.

Nagato's Rinnegan swirled, releasing a terrifying killing intent from his body.

Although Nagato's killing intent wasn't directed at Konan, she still nearly suffocated.

"The god who created this world? Corrupt and filthy..." Gritting his teeth, Nagato had another dream. He not only wanted to make the ninja world feel pain and experience the true meaning of peace, but also to destroy the 'god realm'.

He, Nagato, wanted to let the people of the 'God Realm' know that even the lower world created by the people of the 'God Realm' was not something to be trifled with at will.

After Yahiko's death, Konan became Nagato's most important companion.

Insulting Xiao Nan deserves to die.

"I hope we don't expose any information about Akatsuki," Konan sighed and said to Nagato.

What can you do when you're angry?
There was no way to break the light barrier.

They also have no way to travel to higher worlds.

Now, Xiao Nan is worried that all of Akatsuki's information has been exposed by the light screen.

……

The Third Kazekage: If you've killed a genius, then find an even better one.

The ninjas were curious.

Who could be a genius even better than Sasori of the Red Sand?

After leaving the village, the Third Kazekage headed towards Mount Kikyo.

Mount Kikyo, located on the border of the Land of Fire, is Konoha's first line of defense against the Iwa ninja.

"Kikyo Mountain?"

"Does Mount Kikyo have a genius even greater than Sasori of the Red Sand?"

"The Battle of Kikyo Mountain? An orphan? A newly graduated genin?"

……

(End of this chapter)