Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 152 The Third Hokage is Sinful, the Innately Evil Uchiha Brat

Trouble!
Coincidentally, Jiraiya, the Third Hokage, and Kakashi all shared this idea.

But it was actually expected!

Given the current rift between the Uchiha clan and the village, it's not surprising that members of the police department would quit.

With a large number of police officers resigning, can the department still carry out its work?
The village's security depends on the police department.

If the police department's work cannot proceed, the village's security will definitely deteriorate.

"How about we assign some Hyuga clan members to positions in the police department?" Jiraiya suggested after a moment's thought.

“Since its establishment, the police department has always been staffed by Uchiha people. Suddenly involving the Hyuga might cause unnecessary trouble.” The Third Hokage was not supportive of Jiraiya’s suggestion.

The police department has considerable authority, but it is thankless work.

The Hyuga clan isn't stupid.

For the Hyuga clan, getting involved in the police department would do more harm than good!
Most importantly, the police department can limit the development of the Uchiha clan.

Keeping the Uchiha clan confined to the police department is the best option for the village.

Kakashi remained silent, but he was filled with worry.

The Uchiha issue is becoming increasingly sensitive.

How long can the village's higher-ups tolerate the Uchiha clan?
What extreme actions will the Uchiha take once they abandon their illusions?
"Regarding the police department, I'll talk to Fugaku later. Let's communicate with the other dimension first!" The Third Hokage said, looking at Kakashi.

Kakashi's left eye was covered by his headband.

The Third Hokage initially thought Kakashi's left eye only had three tomoe, but it turned out to be a kaleidoscope.

Obito was a notorious loser when he was in the Ninja Academy.

It's unbelievable that someone who's at the bottom of the class can produce kaleidoscopes.

Furthermore, Obito's Kaleidoscope is a space-time ability that can be described as a bug.

The previous evaluation of Obito was a huge underestimation.

Perhaps, in some aspects, Obito even surpasses Shisui and Itachi!
Then, Jiraiya, the Third Hokage, and Kakashi went to the rooftop of the Hokage Building together.

At this moment, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu also came to join in the fun.

Kakashi lifted his headband, revealing his left eye.

A Sharingan with three tomoe was revealed.

As the three-tomoe jade rotated, a powerful ocular force began to be released.

Kakashi, on the other hand, gathers chakra.

This is 1 chakra.

Time passed, and several minutes later, Kakashi's left eye finally developed a kaleidoscope.

At the same time, Kakashi's left eye's pupil power also increased significantly.

The third generation, Jiraiya, En, and Koharu were all terrified.

"This is... the Mangekyou Sharingan?"

"how is this possible?"

Yan and Xiaochun both stared wide-eyed.

But the facts are before us.

Both Yan and Xiaochun knew that Kakashi's left eye came from Uchiha Obito.

When the name Uchiha Obito is mentioned, Yan and Xiaochun's first thought is that he was a loser, and the second is that he was an outlier among the Uchiha.

When Daitu was on his way to school, he often helped old ladies cross the road; he was a kind-hearted person.

Unlike the arrogant style of the Uchiha clan, Obito was never disrespectful to others.

During the Third Shinobi World War, Obito heroically sacrificed himself and became a hero of the village.

Because of Obito, the villagers felt a bit more favorably toward the Uchiha clan.

However, the Nine-Tails' rampage completely destroyed the villagers' goodwill towards the Uchiha clan.

The higher-ups no longer trust the Uchiha clan at all.

"Hiruzen, Kakashi's left eye..." Yan and Koharu both looked at Hiruzen.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, Yan and Xiaochun wouldn't have believed it.

“It is indeed a kaleidoscope, and it should be a pair with the one the masked man has,” the Third Generation said.

The third generation spoke lightly, but Yan and Xiaochun were deeply disturbed by what they heard.

Is it a pair with the kaleidoscope that the masked man has?
Uchiha Obito?
"Could it be..." Yan and Xiaochun exchanged a glance, both shocked.

The Third Hokage didn't say much, but looked at Kakashi, then followed Kakashi's left eye to the top of his head.

Where Kakashi's left eye focused, space and time seemed to distort.

Before long, the distorted spacetime formed an invisible vortex, pulling at the air.

A surge of air created a hurricane.

Even though Yan and Xiaochun are both Kage-level powerhouses, they still felt somewhat suppressed.

The spacetime vortex connects to an alternate dimension. Passing through the vortex allows entry into that alternate dimension, but neither F3 nor Jiraiya dared to enter it.

Flesh and blood will be torn to shreds by this vortex!

Judging from Kakashi's appearance, he obviously couldn't maintain this for long.

"I can only maintain this for a few minutes at most," Kakashi said.

The third generation cautiously approached the vortex.

Suddenly, the third generation seemed to smell a foul odor.

"A foul smell?" The Third Generation was taken aback; it was definitely not his imagination.

The next moment, the third generation was stunned.

A large amount of filth was sprayed out from the vortex. Because of the close distance, the Third Generation was unable to avoid it and was sprayed all over his face.

Jiraiya, Kakashi, En, and Koharu were all caught off guard, but their reactions were quick.

Only a tiny bit of water splashed on Koharu Utatane; Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Enju all perfectly avoided it.

But the third generation was in a much worse situation.

The filth buried three generations directly.

This stench...

Jiraiya quickly covered his nose; the smell was just too overpowering.

That's utter filth straight from the depths of hell!

Xiaochun, who was switching dorm rooms, suppressed her nausea and quickly took off and threw away her outer clothes.

Once you come into contact with this filth, the stench will linger for months, and perfume cannot cover it up.

Kakashi was a little stunned.

It was undoubtedly the work of the masked man.

Is it... Obito?

If it weren't for the Third Hokage, Kakashi would probably be the one buried by the filth.

"Oh, it's you! That's too ruthless," Kakashi thought to himself.

"Kakashi, what are you staring at? Why aren't you turning off the Mangekyou Sharingan?" Yan glared at Kakashi, both surprised and angry.

The spacetime vortex was still spewing out filth, but it looked like it was almost gone.

However, the large amount of filth piled up, burying the Third Hokage. A lot of filth also fell from the rooftop, and a ninja who was about to enter the Hokage Building was almost hit by it. Fortunately, he was skilled in the Substitution Jutsu, but he was still startled.

The stench of the large amount of filth also spread with the wind.

All the windows in the Hokage Building were open.

First, everyone inside the building smelled it, then people nearby smelled it...

Many people couldn't stand the stench and vomited.

When Kakashi deactivated the Mangekyou Sharingan, the spacetime vortex connecting to the Kamui dimension also disappeared, and the impurities stopped increasing.

"Thank goodness I was wearing a mask," Kakashi thought to himself.

Although it didn't completely block out the odor, wearing a mask was still a bit better.

Before long, several ANBU ninjas arrived, all holding their breath.

Medical ninjas also arrived.

Aside from the stench, the filth did not contain any toxins.

Aside from Koharu losing an outer garment during her dorm change, the third generation was the most unlucky.

The filth wriggled, and then the three generations crawled out from it.

As soon as it emerged, the third generation couldn't help but vomit.

At this time, the third generation was covered in filth and smelled terrible.

"Third Hokage, I'm sorry, I didn't know..." Kakashi began to apologize to the Third Hokage.

Kakashi really didn't do it on purpose.

The three generations remained silent, their faces ashen.

As soon as he emerged from the filth, the Third Hokage quickly used a Water Release ninjutsu to wash himself off.

The water-style ninjutsu quickly washed the Third Hokage clean, but the stench lingered. This stench was not easily eliminated.

"Obito Uchiha? That born evil Uchiha brat." The Third Hokage thought bitterly.

"Hiruzen, are you alright!" Yan and Koharu were also concerned about the Third Hokage at this moment.

The third generation doesn't want to talk. Is he alright? Does he look like he's alright?

His title of "Strongest Hokage" is ruined!

You can throw away clothes that smell bad, but what if he himself smells bad?
With his hands forming hand seals, the Third Hokage tried several ninjutsu techniques, but none of them could eliminate the lingering stench on his body.

The stench will only dissipate over time.

Then, the Third Hokage used a Body Flicker Technique to leave.

The three generations were going home by the stench in the air.

It's estimated that the third generation will need to take several more baths when he gets back, and also change all his clothes inside and out. Although this won't completely eliminate the odor, it will make things a little better.

Yan and Xiaochun glared at Jiraiya before leaving.

"How insidious!" Jiraiya said to Kakashi with a smile. Of course, he wasn't saying Kakashi was insidious, but rather that the masked man was.

Kakashi was on tenterhooks.

If the masked man is really Obito, what exactly did Obito go through to be able to do something like this? It's simply...

"Oh no, I could never do something like that..." Kakashi muttered to himself, but even the ANBU ninja closest to him couldn't hear what he was saying.

The several ANBU ninjas who arrived, along with a medical ninja, looked at each other in bewilderment.

Why is there so much filth on the rooftop of the Hokage Building?
Moreover, these are not ordinary filth. It's not easy to find so much of this kind of filth in the ninja world!

The fact that it appeared briefly on the rooftop of the Hokage Building suggests it was definitely a space-time ninjutsu.

I never expected the third generation to be buried alive.

Although the fifth generation is currently in power, the third generation has not retired and still holds considerable power.

……

In the divine space.

Seeing that the filth in the distance had decreased by about 99%, Tu Zi smiled smugly.

Whether it's Kakashi or the future Obito, they're probably in for a rough time!

"My space isn't something anyone can touch," Tu Zi muttered to himself.

……

The land of the Sarutobi tribe.

As soon as they got home, the three generations took off their clothes and took a bath.

The smelly clothes and pants were simply burned with fire.

The Third Hokage also knew how to enjoy life; he had a small hot spring in his home, but this hot spring wasn't natural; it was connected to the village's hot spring through ninjutsu.

When it comes to hot springs, the most famous one is Yugakure in the Land of Rivers. There are many hot springs there, and many people go there to soak in them. As a result, Yugakure has made a fortune from the hot springs, and the ninjas have become idle and their fighting strength has been reduced. It has become known as a village that has forgotten war.

Konoha also has hot springs, but they can't compare to Yugakure.

Although the small hot spring in the three-generation family home is connected to the large hot spring in the village, it is not enough to pollute the water quality of the large hot spring.

As the third generation immersed himself in the hot spring, the water became polluted.

However, it won't be long before the water in this small hot spring becomes clear again.

After all, it's flowing water, and it's enhanced by ninjutsu.

After soaking for a long time, the third generation finally came out, and the stench on his body had faded a little.

After all, it will dissipate naturally, and it will pollute the small hot spring.

The third generation's mentality is somewhat shattered.

When has he ever suffered such a great loss?

Masked man, masked man, you deserve to die!

"What the teacher said is absolutely right, the Uchiha clan is inherently evil," the Third Hokage thought to himself.

At this moment, the third generation began to miss his best friend.

Where is Azang?

I used to think Danzo went too far in suppressing the Uchiha clan, but now I realize that Danzo was right.

I kind of regret not fully supporting Danzo in his fight against the Uchiha clan.

……

Dealing with large amounts of filth is also troublesome.

Mitomon's inflammation was handled by someone.

This is considered a B-level task.

The mission reward is the highest standard for a B-rank mission, and a C-rank ninjutsu will also be awarded as a bonus.

A group of ninjas wearing thick masks were seen dealing with filth with pained expressions.

And the news spread throughout the village.

After all, over time, the stench could be smelled throughout half the village, and the stench was coming from the rooftop of the Hokage Building.

Of course, there is some filth under the roof of the Hokage Building, but it is much less than what is on the roof.

The flower shops in the village, however, have seen a surge in business.

Most of the flower shops in the village are owned by the mountain tribes.

Yamanaka Ino, the daughter of Yamanaka Inoichi, works at her family's flower shop.

Nowadays, a foul odor wafts from the Hokage Building, but it's much better inside the flower shop.

As a result, many people flocked into the flower shop from outside.

Why does it suddenly smell so bad?

"It seems to have originated from the Hokage Building."

"It smells awful. My socks, which I haven't washed in months, don't smell this bad."

"You're still wearing socks? Aren't you a ninja?"

"Who says ninjas can't wear socks?"

"Hold on, hold on, this isn't about socks, it's about what's going on at the Hokage Building."

"It must be an enemy invasion. They used space-time ninjutsu to move a large amount of filth into the Hokage Building. It seems that even the Third Hokage was buried by the filth."

"Is there such a thing?"

……

Is the third generation stinking?

However, Konoha is the strongest ninja village!

Invading Konoha? And leaving a large amount of filth in the Hokage Building?
Most importantly, the third generation was buried by filth.

This……

The reputation of Konoha and the Third Hokage were utterly humiliated.

……

Yi Le Noodle Shop.

"Uncle Otsutsuki, don't cook my noodles yet, I... I suddenly have no appetite," said a newly graduated genin.

Typed by hand: ...My surname isn't Otsutsuki.

However, many children in the village still like to call Tetsuda "Uncle Otsutsuki".

Whether the person who typed it has the surname Otsutsuki is not important.

Just like Sasuke hates being called "Sasuke the Second," Tsuda now deeply despises the surname Otsutsuki.

Even though I was typing it in the shop, I could smell a foul odor coming from outside.

This stench is unappetizing and will only make you lose your appetite.

The customers who were eating ramen suddenly stopped eating.

This made it difficult for him to look good.

For his opponent, the greatest happiness comes from seeing his ramen noodles devoured by customers who praise its deliciousness.

But the customer only ate half of the ramen and then stopped, which is the most unacceptable thing for handmade ramen.

"What's causing this stench?" Shou asked, frowning.

"Where's the police department?" someone shouted.

“Yes! There’s such a strong stench in the village, what is the police department doing? We have to file a complaint.”

“I’m going to file a complaint too; the police department’s work is getting worse and worse.”

"Complain to the police department, complain about the Uchiha clan."

"Complaint! Complaint!"

……

Some people complained to the police department, and some went to the Hokage Building to complain, but the closer they got to the Hokage Building, the stronger the stench became.

(End of this chapter)