Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 165 Ryuchi Cave Perfect Sage Mode It's normal to be nearsighted!
What is medical ninjutsu?

[A broken arm? It can be reattached. Replacing an eye is a minor surgery. Even if someone dies, there are revival techniques. But when faced with nearsightedness, all the medical ninjas fell silent.]

Even Tsunade, the great healer, can't cure nearsightedness! So, those who need to wear glasses should still do so.

[An unsolved mystery in the ninja world: Why can't nearsightedness be cured?]

Shortsighted?

Everyone watching the light screen was stunned.

No one expected the light screen to suddenly lead to this.

Upon closer examination, nearsighted ninjas were actually a minority.

However, it seems I've never heard of any ninja whose nearsightedness was cured.

At this moment, many images appeared on the light screen.

Kabuto Yakushi wore glasses, and even after he mastered the Perfect Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave, he was still nearsighted.

pocket:???

He, the perfect Sage Mode of Ryūchi-dō?
At this moment, even the White Snake Immortal of Ryuchi Cave was stunned.

Sasuke's daughter, Sarada, is also nearsighted.

What is nearsightedness? It is a deformation of the eyeball that causes parallel light rays to enter and focus in front of the retina, making things blurry. It is a type of refractive error.

All indications suggest that medical technology is among the most advanced technologies in the ninja world.

Rapid healing, limb transplantation, and even resurrection through reincarnation...

As a result, the nearsightedness could not be resolved.

Of course, getting a new pair of eyes is a different story.

……

Ah Wei also had something to complain about.

The medical ninjutsu in the ninja world seems incredibly powerful, yet it can't even cure mere nearsightedness. What's going on?
Although Jiraiya's Sage Mode still results in severed arms and bleeding, treating nearsightedness isn't about regeneration, but rather restoring deformed eyeballs to normal. Even the Perfect Sage Mode can't do that?

……

"Shortsighted?"

Tsunade was drinking sake in an izakaya when she noticed the light screen appear, so she left the izakaya.

She was taken aback when she saw the mention of nearsightedness on the screen.

Suddenly, Tsunade became interested in treating nearsightedness.

However, she was unhappy that the screen described her as a "big breastfeeding mom".

Silent was also thinking at this moment.

Having followed Tsunade for many years, Shizune also learned some medical ninjutsu.

But as for getting Jingyin to treat nearsightedness, well, she really couldn't do it.

I've seen quite a few people with nearsightedness in the past.

But I've never studied it carefully.

On the contrary, it felt very natural.

Just as people are born, grow old, get sick, and die, some are born with disabilities.

Nearsightedness is a congenital defect in the eyes, right?

For example, while there are ways to slow down or even stop human aging, these are not easy.

Is it really necessary to cure nearsightedness?

Tsunade is taking this a bit too seriously.

However, saving Naruto is more important.

Once Naruto is rescued, she will study the treatment of nearsightedness more thoroughly.

"Orochimaru's subordinate, Kabuto Yakushi, will he be able to master the perfect Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave in the future?" Tsunade was also surprised by this.

After all, even Orochimaru doesn't know Sage Mode.

Orochimaru had already made a contract with Ryuchi Cave.

He must have tried the Sage Mode in Ryuchi Cave, but he didn't succeed in mastering it.

Just like when she tried to cultivate the immortal mode of the Wet Bone Forest, she failed.

All three holy lands have immortal modes, but none of them are easy to cultivate.

Jiraiya learned the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku, though it wasn't perfect.

As for Shikkotsu Forest, Tsunade knew that her grandfather, the First Hokage Hashirama Senju, had successfully mastered Shikkotsu Forest Sage Mode.

If she had Wood Release, perhaps she could also learn Sage Mode from Shikkotsu Forest!
If Kabuto can truly master Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode, especially the perfect Sage Mode, then he is undoubtedly a genius.

The screen once said that Kabuto was a genius who surpassed Sasori of the Red Sand, which doesn't seem like a lie.

……

Somewhere in the ninja world, Sasori was unhappy.

Scorpion didn't care about nearsightedness; his art wouldn't be nearsighted.

But the message on the screen that Kabuto had mastered the perfect Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave made Sasori a little unhappy.

Ever since the screen said that Kabuto was a genius who surpassed him, he had been bothered by it.

Sasori was certainly aware of the three holy sites in the spirit world.

However, signing a contract with one of the three holy lands is no easy task.

At least Scorpion has no way of signing a contract with a holy site.

"If I could form a contract with Ryuchi Cave, I could also learn Perfect Sage Mode," Sasori thought to himself.

The summoning beasts are vast, and are not limited to Mount Myōboku, Ryūchi Cave, and Shikkotsu Forest. They are called the three great sacred sites because these three places all have the inheritance of Sage Mode.

In addition, the three holy lands are much stronger than the other forces in the spirit world.

The Great Toad Sage, the White Snake Sage, and the Slug Sage are the "Three Giants" of the Spirit World, possessing great strength, high status, and extensive knowledge.

Even the Third Hokage's summoning beast, the Monkey King, was far inferior to the 'Three Giants'.

……

Orochimaru looked at Kabuto with a surprised expression.

Orochimaru knew very well that Kabuto was a talented person.

For Orochimaru, Kabuto was always a useful tool.

But what is being said on the screen?
Kabuto can learn the Sage Mode from Ryuchi Cave? And it's even a Perfect Sage Mode?

This surprised Orochimaru as well.

Even before forming a contract with Ryuchi Cave, Orochimaru knew that Ryuchi Cave possessed the Sage Mode, so after forming a contract with Ryuchi Cave, he wanted to learn it.

The White Snake Sage gave Orochimaru a hard time, but he still got the chance to learn. However, he couldn't learn it, so there was nothing he could do.

Orochimaru was surprised precisely because he knew how difficult it was to learn the Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode.

"What's shown on the screen is just for reference." Dou adjusted his glasses and smiled slightly.

Just now, when I took off my glasses, my vision became a little blurry.

My nearsightedness has never been cured.

For ninjas, nearsightedness would certainly have an impact.

If Kabuto's nearsightedness could be cured, his strength would improve slightly.

"Since that's what the light screen says, then there's no harm in giving it a try," Orochimaru said with a smile.

For Orochimaru, it would be a good thing if Kabuto could learn the perfect Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode.

Therefore, Orochimaru wouldn't mind giving Kabuto a chance.

As for whether the White Snake Sage will also make things difficult for Kabuto, that's hard to say.

Normally, if someone contracts with Ryuchi Cave and wants to learn Sage Mode, the White Snake Sage will definitely make things difficult for them.

But perhaps after seeing the light screen, the White Snake Immortal stopped making things difficult for Kabuto.

So, once you go to Ryuchi Cave, you can directly cultivate Sage Mode.

However, there's no rush; it's not too late to wait until the light screen ends.

Dou still harbored some expectations.

Is it the Sage Mode of Ryūchi-dong?
If one can learn a perfect Sage Mode, their strength will be greatly enhanced.

As their strength increases, they can do more, such as killing Danzo.

Kabuto had no intention of letting Danzo go.

It's safe to say that if Kabuto truly mastered the Perfect Sage Mode, the first thing he would probably do is kill Danzo.

In Kabuto's heart, Orochimaru was important, but Dean Nonou was even more important.

Dean Nono is already dead. It was because of Danzo's scheme; otherwise, she wouldn't have died.

Therefore, Danzo deserves to die.

The thought of Danzo sent a glint of murderous intent flashing in Kabuto's eyes.

Orochimaru keenly sensed the killing intent in Kabuto's eyes and could easily guess that it was directed at Danzo, but he didn't care.

Although Orochimaru and Danzo are still cooperating, Danzo is no longer very important to Orochimaru.

Although Orochimaru will not help Kabuto kill Danzo, he will not interfere if Kabuto is capable of killing Danzo.

Kabuto also wanted to kill Danzo with his own hands.

Orochimaru glanced at the glasses on the mantle but said nothing.

Kabuto's nearsighted eyes were just average. In fact, Kabuto could have easily gotten a better pair of eyes and stopped being nearsighted, but he didn't. Orochimaru just let him be.

Actually, Orochimaru's eyes aren't in much better shape now.

But Orochimaru has high standards; even if he were to change his eyes, he would at least want the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Even the Sharingan with three tomoe or the Byakugan, Orochimaru didn't think much of them.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be impossible for Orochimaru to obtain a pair of three-tomoe Sharingan or a pair of Byakugan.

Even if I don't have the Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan would be good too.

However, neither the Mangekyou Sharingan nor the Rinnegan are easy to obtain.

Since acquiring a pair of Mangekyou Sharingan is too difficult, Orochimaru decided to train a pair himself, and his target was Sasuke Uchiha.

However, it would be very difficult to successfully kidnap Sasuke from Konoha now.

Needless to say, Konoha has definitely increased its protection of Sasuke.

Therefore, Orochimaru needs to think about it some more.

……

The Five Kage have already left the Land of Iron.

Jiraiya returned to Konoha.

"Orochimaru's subordinates can learn the Perfect Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave?" Jiraiya looked at the light screen in surprise.

Jiraiya didn't know much about the Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave, but he knew about the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku.

Jiraiya learned the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku, but it wasn't perfect.

Of the three legendary Sannin, only Jiraiya mastered Sage Mode.

In Jiraiya's opinion, Orochimaru was a genius.

Even Orochimaru couldn't learn the Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave, which shows how difficult it is to master.

Kabuto not only learned the Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode, but he also mastered the perfect Sage Mode?

This was hard for Jiraiya to believe.

and so……

Is what's being said on the screen true?

"Orochimaru will probably send Kabuto to Ryuchi Cave to learn Sage Mode next! We'll find out later whether Kabuto can learn it," Jiraiya thought to himself.

Jiraiya knew Orochimaru quite well.

Since the light screen says that Kabuto can learn the Perfect Sage Mode from Ryuchi Cave, Orochimaru will definitely let Kabuto try it out.

As for what Orochimaru would do if Kabuto really mastered the Ryuchi Cave Sage Mode, it's hard to say.

After all, Orochimaru has changed a lot.

Jiraiya was somewhat unsure of what to do.

……

Ah Wei was thinking the same thing.

Once this light screen ends, Orochimaru will probably send Kabuto to Ryuchi Cave to learn Sage Mode.

Awei was quite interested in the immortal modes of the three holy lands.

Needless to say, the immortal modes of the three holy lands each have their own advantages.

If we could combine the advantages of the three Sage Modes and create a 'perfect' Sage Mode, that would be pretty good!
The Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku is the simplest; Jiraiya has already learned it, and Naruto will learn it in the future.

If Kabuto learns the Sage Mode of Ryuchi Cave, then he will only have the Sage Mode of Shikkotsu Forest left.

It has to be said that Awei's idea is a bit crazy.

If this gets out, people will probably think it's a pipe dream.

It would be great if you could learn the Sage Mode from any of the Holy Lands.

Combining the advantages of all three Sage Modes? How could such a perfect Sage Mode possibly be achieved?

However, what others cannot achieve, Awei is different.

In addition, some medical ninjas in the ninja world must be very interested in treating nearsightedness!
Especially for Tsunade, if she could focus on treating her nearsightedness, she wouldn't be far from achieving it.

This also benefits nearsighted people in the ninja world.

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Suddenly, Ah Wei paused for a moment.

That brat Deidara can already summon Patrick Star!

……

After a period of seclusion, Deidara has grown somewhat.

I feel like I've grasped the true essence of art.

Deidara uses his summoning technique.

"Come out! The embodiment of art—Patrick Star."

Amidst the smoke, a Patrick Star was summoned by Deidara.

It is one of Patrick Stars created by Ah Wei using Yin Yang Escape.

This Patrick Star wasn't very big, about the same size as Deidara. Although he had chakra, his chakra was not as great as Deidara's.

After carefully examining Patrick Star, Deidara was left with a question: "???"

The embodiment of art... is that all?
"What kind of look is that? Are you looking down on me? This is just a powerless clone of mine. My true body is in another world. If it were to descend into this inferior world, this world might not be able to withstand it." Patrick Star put his hands on his hips and started bragging.

This is also the idea that Awei instilled in me.

"Then what use are you?" Deidara's eyes were full of contempt.

No power? What good is that?
No, that's not right. Patrick Star still has some chakra. Maybe he can fight against a newly graduated ordinary genin!

"Your understanding of art is too shallow, but I can teach you what true art is." Patrick Star said with a serious face... trying to fool you.

"Real art?" Deidara was startled, and he also began to have expectations for Patrick Star in front of him.

"No beautiful work of art is without a few minor flaws, but true beauty can always cover up these minor flaws."

"Whenever an artist dies, some of humanity's fantasies also die with him."

"Art is not truth, art is a lie, but this lie can teach us to recognize the truth."

……

Patrick Star spoke, and Deidara listened.

Deidara's demeanor shifted from initial indifference to seriousness, and then to deep contemplation, with a look of awe in his eyes.

Although Patrick Star said many things that sounded profound but were not entirely clear.

However, Deidara felt that Patrick Star's artistic level far surpassed his own.

If you hear the truth in the morning, you will die in the evening!

Strength was no longer important; what mattered was being able to access high-level art, which filled Deidara with excitement.

With a higher level of art, how could Deidara's power not increase?
At this moment, listening to Patrick Star's words, Deidara's understanding of art is advancing by leaps and bounds.

In addition, Deidara's mind was also bursting with inspiration.

I have a better understanding of Explosion Release.

Although he hadn't tried it yet, Deidara felt that he had become stronger.

Before long, Patrick stopped talking, while Deidara was still eager for more.

"This is enough for you to understand for a while. Don't try to do too much at once," Patrick said seriously.

"Boss, from now on you're my boss." Deidara practically knelt down.

“Then I’ll call you Little Dee from now on,” Patrick said.

Deidara had no objections; in fact, he felt honored.

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