Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 168 Akimichi Choza: What? I'm ruthless?

[In the 60th year of Konoha, at the Ninja Academy, another batch of children are about to graduate, including Sasuke and Naruto.]

Ah Wei couldn't help but want to complain again.

According to the official guidebook, Naruto graduated at the age of 12. If it was Konoha year 60, then there would be some discrepancies.

However, Naruto has a lot of bugs to begin with.

"Even if the Heavenly King himself came, it would still be 60 years since Konoha was founded," Awei muttered to himself.

At this moment, Naruto, who was watching the light screen in Amegakure, opened his eyes wide.

On the screen, he was about to graduate from the Konoha Ninja Academy.

The exam question was about the Three Body Techniques. If you could master them, you could graduate. However, Naruto's performance was poor; he failed even the Shadow Clone Technique and couldn't graduate.

On the swings under the trees outside the Ninja Academy, Naruto looked forlornly at Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji. Everyone else was graduating, but he, the bottom of the class, was failing.

You can feel Naruto's emotions even through the light screen.

No family, no friends...

Always alone.

Despite his diligent training in ninjutsu, he was unable to graduate.

He's a complete loser.

In the village, Hinata, a member of the Hyuga clan, felt very sorry for Naruto.

Inside the Pure Land, Kushina was already in tears.

Minato, inside Death's belly, wasn't having an easy time either.

Minato and Kushina both knew that it was Kurama who influenced Naruto. If he weren't a Jinchuriki, Naruto, with his Uzumaki bloodline, would naturally have more chakra than ordinary people. With his hard work, even if he wasn't a genius, he definitely wouldn't be a loser.

Mizuki found Naruto and gave him an idea: steal the Scroll of Sealing. He claimed that if Naruto learned the techniques within, graduating would be easy. Naruto believed him, unaware of Mizuki's sinister smile…

Mizuki:? ? ?
A member of a nearby secret service has already set his sights on Mizuki.

The video continues on the light screen.

Naruto successfully stole the Book of Seals.

As for how Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals, there are few details. He probably just sneaked into the Hokage's office and stole it!
This makes one want to complain.

They stole the Book of Seals so easily? Really?

Naruto hasn't graduated yet, hasn't learned any powerful techniques, and isn't even a genin, yet he successfully stole the Scroll of Seals. Isn't that a bit too far-fetched?

The light screen is just talking nonsense!

How could this be true?
Only a fool would believe that!
[At the Hokage Building, the Third Hokage's expression was grave: Naruto has stolen the Scroll of Seals; it must be retrieved immediately.]

A fat man appeared; it was Choza Akimichi. A group of people surrounded him, and Choza raised his arm: "The target is just a student who hasn't graduated yet. Once found, kill him without mercy."

Choza Akimichi: ? ? ?
"What? So I'm ruthless?" Akimichi Choza was stunned.

Akimichi Torifu and Akimichi Choji both turned to look at Choji.

The event on the screen also ended, with no follow-up.

However, Shuimu is probably in big trouble and will definitely be investigated.

Ding Zuo also needs to be labeled as ruthless.

"If it's true that a kid who hasn't even graduated from the Ninja Academy stole the Scroll of Seals, it must have been deliberately arranged by the Hokage. How could I possibly kill a kid? This is slander; the light curtain is just slandering me." Dingza was very emotional.

After all, with this light screen incident, people will say that Choza Akimichi is ruthless.

How will people view him in the future?

Furthermore, Naruto's background was also revealed.

Everyone knows that Naruto is the orphan of the Fourth Hokage.

In addition, the screen also said that Naruto was the chosen one.

In short, Naruto is very important, but the more important Naruto is, the worse his reputation as Akimichi Choza becomes!

"Was everything arranged by the Third Hokage?" Akimichi Torifu fell into deep thought.

As for Ding Zuo, he is impulsive and careless. If he were really in that situation on the screen, he probably wouldn't think too much about it.

But perhaps the light screen is just nonsense.

The light screen has a lot of pranks and nonsense, so you can't believe everything it says.

……

"See that?" Animal Path sneered, speaking to Naruto who was not far away.

Naruto peered out the window at the light screen.

Mizuki, and Akimichi Choza, Naruto can't forget them.

One tricked him into stealing the Book of Seals, while the other wanted him dead.

The problem is, Mizuki is a ninja, at least a Chunin.

If a Chunin cannot steal the Scroll of Seals on their own, why assume that someone who is not even a Genin can?

Perhaps they were working together.

Given Naruto's status, if Mizuki had a plan and cooperated, the chances of stealing the Scroll of Seals would indeed be greater than if Mizuki had done it alone.

As for Akimichi Choza, he wasn't wrong either.

Even if he's just a child, there's nothing wrong with killing him for stealing the Book of Seals.

After all, the Book of Seals is very important to Konoha.

In reality, Naruto is more important to Konoha.

Naruto has mixed feelings about Konoha right now.

Go back to Konoha?

Naruto also had some doubts.

As Naruto spent more time in Amegakure, he felt that things were quite good there.

Payne and Minami were both kind to him.

Furthermore, Naruto made friends here.

In addition, Naruto also understood the tragedy of small countries.

Small countries like the Land of Rain, sandwiched between several powerful nations, are in a truly tragic situation.

With the outbreak of the Ninja World War, the Land of Rain will inevitably become a battlefield.

The bullying of smaller nations by larger ones has happened far too often in the past.

So, if the Akatsuki destroyed Konoha, what was wrong with that?

After all, there is no right or wrong, only the strength of the country. If a large country can bully a small country, why can't a small country fight back?
Therefore, even if the Akatsuki destroys Konoha one day, the people of Konoha have no right to complain.

Although Naruto somewhat understood the tragedy of small countries, he still didn't quite agree with Nagato's ideals.

But Naruto also thought about it a lot.

In terms of strength, Naruto has made great progress.

By the way, Naruto also asked the Nine-Tails inside him, and the Nine-Tails said it didn't detect Ashura's chakra.

As for whether Sasuke possesses Indra's chakra, Kurama doesn't know, since it's inside Naruto's body, not Sasuke's.

But Kurama was still confident, believing that it could definitely find Indra's chakra inside Sasuke's body.

Therefore, the conclusion is that Naruto does not possess Ashura's chakra.

What? The Nine-Tails is going to get its face slapped?

Kurama said he welcomes anyone who wants to prove him wrong, stating that if he said Naruto doesn't have Ashura's chakra, then he definitely doesn't.

How could its nine tails be wrong?

Nagato didn't have much affection for Konoha.

However, things will probably get better in Konoha now that Jiraiya has become Hokage!

However, Nagato was reluctant to return Naruto to Konoha.

……

In the Pure Land, Kushina's red hair flowed freely, with many forks resembling tentacles.

At this moment, Kushina's face was filled with anger.

The Third Hokage promised to take good care of Naruto, and this is how he took care of him?

"Naruto shouldn't have become a Jinchūriki," Kushina thought.

But then he suddenly froze.

Is it necessarily better for Naruto not to become a Jinchūriki?
Jinchuriki are very important to the ninja village. If you're not a Jinchuriki, you might just be cannon fodder!
The Uchiha clan was wiped out. So what's the big deal if the orphan of the Fourth Hokage, who's not widely known, accidentally dies?
From this perspective, becoming a Jinchūriki would also be beneficial for Naruto.

Of course, if Naruto had Ashura's chakra and the Sage of Six Paths was secretly protecting him, then Naruto wouldn't die either.

As she thought about it, Kushina got a headache.

It would be great if she and Naruto were both members of the Naruto chat group.

……

Itachi frowned as well.

"Konoha 60 years?"

It is now Konoha Year 54. Generally speaking, students enter the Ninja Academy at the age of 6 or 7 and normally study for 6 years. They graduate at the earliest at 12 years old, and some even graduate at 13 years old.

However, geniuses all graduate early.

Kakashi graduated at age 5 and became a Chunin at age 6.

While other kids graduated normally, Kakashi had already become a Jonin and then joined the Anbu.

It can be said that, to date, no one has surpassed Kakashi's resume.

Itachi's resume is not as impressive as Kakashi's.

It can only be said that Kakashi started school early; while others start school at least at age 6, he started at age 5.

When Kakashi was 5 years old, Sakumo Hatake committed suicide.

Sakumo Hatake's suicide was a huge blow to Kakashi, and Kakashi no longer wanted to waste time at the Ninja Academy, so he graduated early.

A 5-year-old genin can't even keep a low profile if he wants to.

With a little training, becoming a Chunin in the second year wouldn't be outrageous.

Naruto and Sasuke both entered the Konoha Ninja Academy this year.

Thinking about it, it doesn't make much sense.

Having survived the massacre of his clan, why didn't Sasuke graduate early?
Even if you're not as abnormal as Kakashi, graduating a year or two early is normal!

Or is it that Sasuke simply didn't have the ability to graduate early?
Graduating early shouldn't be difficult, right? In Itachi's opinion.

It's impossible to say that Sasuke was waiting for Naruto to graduate together.

Itachi stopped thinking about these things.

His undercover identity could no longer be hidden.

Leaving the Akatsuki?
I finally got a permanent position, and now I'm leaving?
Back to Konoha?
At the very least, we should take Naruto back with us.

But even if Naruto himself is willing, it would be very difficult to take Naruto back to Konoha with him.

If Pain finds out, Itachi won't be able to handle it.

Itachi also analyzed that if he activated Susanoo, he might be able to match Pain for a short time, but once his chakra was exhausted, he would be doomed.

After all, he didn't have much chakra.

Juzo Biwa, Pain's Hell Path, and several ninjas from the Rain Village's Anbu were all watching Itachi, some openly and some covertly.

Undercover?

With a Kage-level spy within the organization, and a full member at that, how could Nagato not care?
Although no one attacked Itachi, it's becoming increasingly difficult for him within the organization.

Since Pain and the others didn't make a move, Itachi didn't act rashly either.

Of course, Itachi also had an explanation.

Even if what's said on the screen is true, it's just the original trajectory of fate.

Now, everything has deviated from its original trajectory.

Itachi Uchiha killed 10 Jonin of the Sarutobi clan. Isn't that enough of a testament to his loyalty?
The screen also mentioned that Pain destroyed Konoha, but Konoha didn't declare war on Akatsuki!

……

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: @Danzo Shimura, where are you hiding? Show me your location.]

In the Naruto chat group, Monkey contacted the Kage, but the Kage completely ignored him.

After all, the Kage was already a rogue ninja.

Konoha dispatched a group of its Anbu members to hunt down Danzo.

The daimyo is still waiting to see Danzo's body!
Danzo still dared not reveal himself.

Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo were both members in the chat group, and they had chatted quite a bit before.

But now, Danzo has blocked Hiruzen.

Hiruzen cannot send private messages to Danzo; he can only @Danzo in group chats.

[Shimura Danzo: I misjudged him before; Akimichi Choza is qualified to join Root.]

It's worth noting that Might Guy actively sought to join Root, but Danzo didn't even consider him a worthy candidate.

The Akimichi clan has decent abilities, but Danzo values ​​personality more.

If there is no darkness in one's heart, what right do you have to join the Roots?
Danzo spoke in the group.

Akimichi Choza also saw Danzo's statement, and his face darkened.

Are you qualified to join the root?
He was very grateful.

Even if the root organization still existed, he wouldn't join even if you asked him to.

In the past, adding roots was quite appealing.

After all, the root is for training talent for the dark side.

Therefore, only after the root is added can the dark part be added.

Of course, there are also a very small number that are directly incorporated into the dark areas.

As for Root supplying talent to the Anbu, Danzo would gradually gain control of the Anbu. How could the Third Hokage not have foreseen this? Of course, he was taking precautions.

It can be said that the three generations both used and guarded against Danzo.

After all, Danzo was quite capable.

Danzo helped the Third Hokage a lot after he became Hokage.

Danzo always wanted to become Hokage. As his power grew, he became increasingly audacious, even daring to send assassins to kill the Third Hokage.

However, Danzo chose a good time.

The fourth generation died, and the third generation was to regain power.

With four generations of ancestors and the Nine-Tails' rampage, plus the Third Hokage being assassinated abroad, Danzo was confident in controlling the situation.

Unfortunately, the assassination attempt on the Third Hokage failed; otherwise, Danzo would have been the Fifth Hokage a few years ago.

The daimyo of the Land of Fire was just awakened and became furious when he saw Danzo in the Naruto chat group on the screen.

Danzo sent someone to poison him, and Konoha still hasn't been able to get rid of Danzo. He's truly useless.

This is the kind of place that dares to call itself the strongest ninja village?
Alternatively, the Third Hokage and Danzo might be in cahoots.

Even after becoming Hokage, Jiraiya never came to the capital.

Is the Hokage becoming less and less concerned about his name?

If this continues, will the Hokage eventually rise above the Daimyo?
In this country, the Hokage only governs one village, although it is a relatively large village, but the Daimyo governs many more.

Although its military strength is inferior to that of Konoha, the economic power of the daimyo is far beyond what Konoha can match.

The daimyo is considering contacting the daimyo of the other four major countries.

Since Konoha cannot satisfy him, then he will teach Konoha a lesson.

Even with funding cut off, it's still not enough for Konoha.

Then let the other four major ninja villages join forces to besiege Konoha.

The daimyo has decided that if the other four major ninja villages join forces to attack Konoha, he will give each village 2.5 million ryo.

The Daimyo didn't even hesitate to spend 10 billion ryo to teach Konoha a lesson.

If the daimyo of the other four great nations also contributed some money, then the war expenses of the four great ninja villages would be even greater.

Of course, this requires him to first discuss with the daimyo of the other four great nations. Then, the daimyo of the Land of Wind will seek out the Kazekage, the daimyo of the Land of Earth will seek out the Tsuchikage, the daimyo of the Land of Lightning will seek out the Raikage, and the daimyo of the Land of Water will seek out the Mizukage.

The Kazekage, Tsuchikage, Raikage, and Mizukage discussed and agreed on a time, and then the allied forces of the four great ninja villages could besiege Konoha.

Even if Konoha wins, it won't be easy for them.

We must let the ninja villages know that the daimyo is not someone to be trifled with.

The Kage of the Five Great Ninja Villages already hold a position equivalent to the Daimyo, are they still not satisfied? Do they want to break the one-country-one-village system established by the God of Shinobi?
The appearance of the Twelve Guardian Ninjas and extremists like Kazuma on his side was simply an accident.

(End of this chapter)