Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 177 Dance King: I'd Call You the Strongest

[On the edge of a forest in Konoha, Guy is teaching Rock Lee the Eight Gates Formation...]

Many people watching the light screen were focused on it.

It would be a good thing to learn the Eight Gates Formation through the light screen.

Although the Eight Gates Formation has many drawbacks, it is also very practical!

Moreover, some ninjas in the ninja world might be able to circumvent some of the drawbacks of the Eight Gates! In that case, learning the Eight Gates would give one more powerful technique.

Kai: Xiao Li, you must remember what I'm about to tell you.

Xiao Li was visibly excited, tears streaming down his face: Okay, SS~

Kai: SS?

[Opening the Gate allows you to use the Outer Lotus, but it consumes a lot of stamina. Opening the Gate of Rest removes the fatigue limit, allowing you to recover the power consumed by opening the Gate. When the Gate of Life is opened, you can release the Inner Lotus, attacking your opponent at supersonic speed.]
The Injury Gate further increases speed and power, but the body will begin to suffer damage. Opening the Block Gate allows air to leave the ground, and the View Gate elevates the level to the Morning Peacock, emitting green steam. At this point, the body is in a buffered state to minimize energy expenditure and damage.

[The Gate of Shock is the gate preceding the Gate of Death. After opening it, the user uses the Daytime Tiger technique, emitting blue steam. Finally, there is the Gate of Death, the last gate. When all eight gates are opened, it forms the Eight Gates Formation, known as the Evening Elephant, emitting red steam.]

People who want to learn the Eight Gates Formation through the light screen: ? ? ?
Although we've gathered some information about the Eight Gates Formation, we haven't found out how to cultivate it!
I wouldn't say it was a complete waste of time, but I was definitely disappointed.

Facing the godlike Madara Uchiha, Might Guy, with all eight gates open, launched a swift and fierce attack. He first used Evening Elephant, creating an air cannon by striking the air.
‘Boom~’

Madara's horns were broken off, and he coughed up blood; he finally felt pain.

[The "Dance King" wiped the blood from his mouth: "I, Madara, acknowledge you as the strongest in taijutsu!"]

In Konoha, Kai was so excited that tears welled up in his eyes.

Even Madara Rokudo has accepted him.

This is youth!

At the same time, many people have expressed doubts.

Can physical techniques injure someone at the Six Paths level?
Such a height... is it really achievable through physical techniques?

However, the evening elephant alone was not enough to defeat the spotted elephant.

[With a death wish, Might Guy unleashed his ultimate technique—Night Guy. He kicked out, and even Madara couldn't dodge it; half his body was shattered, and Guy's leg...was broken...]

Juzo Biwa gasped. He thought Might Guy was already invincible, but he didn't expect Guy's son to be even more of a monster.

I almost blurted out "Holy shit!"

Even Madara Uchiha's six-path body was half-shattered by a single kick?

"I, Biwa Juzo, would call Guy the number one pervert in the ninja world," Biwa Juzo muttered to himself.

If they had faced Guy instead of Might Guy back then, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist would probably have been wiped out!
Oh, no, back then they surrounded three kids, one of whom was Kai.

If Dai hadn't rescued him in time, Kai would have been killed.

Itachi's eyes widened as he stared at the light screen in disbelief.

Itachi has never really taken Gai seriously.

Although Itachi knew about Might Guy's record, he didn't think much of him.

But if what's on the screen is real, then he has clearly underestimated Kai.

Kai's future achievements will far surpass his.

Half of Madara Rokudo's body was shattered; was he dead?

But then they saw that the body of the six-spotted figure on the light screen was recovering.

Ban didn't die.

Night Guy was incredibly powerful, even distorting space, but he still couldn't kill Madara.

However, given Kai's performance, calling him Emperor Kai wouldn't be an exaggeration.

If Madara Uchiha's physique hadn't been superhuman, he would have surely died if half his body had been shattered!
So it's not that Kai isn't strong, it's just that his physical skills are very strong enough to kill a Six Paths level expert.

Itachi thought about himself and felt a sense of powerlessness welling up inside him.

If he were to face the six-spotted freckles, he wouldn't be able to damage them at all.

Anyway, he couldn't think of a way to deal with Madara Uchiha.

In the face of absolute power, everything is pale and powerless.

The strong dominate the weak; this has been the case since ancient times.

As for being defeated by tactics or bound by rules, it can only be said that they were not strong enough.

Absolute strength can break everything.

At the Six Paths level, one begins to exhibit the demeanor of a 'strong person'.

At that moment, Itachi realized just how weak he was.

Is the kaleidoscope really that powerful?
In the past, we were like frogs in a well, with a limited view of the sky.

This ninja world is far larger than he realized; it's incredibly complex!

"A clan, a village, are probably insignificant and laughable in the face of certain beings," Itachi thought to himself.

However, Itachi was not feeling well.

The peace of Konoha must not be disrupted!

When will the ninja world finally see true peace?
Although Itachi was just a rogue ninja and an undercover agent, he loved the village and, though not the Hokage, possessed the mindset of one.

"Can taijutsu really be this powerful?" Juzo Biwa turned to Itachi and asked.

After all, the Night Kai on the screen was really...

Terrifying? It's even more terrifying than terrifying.

The ten treasures of loquat are beyond description.

"Perhaps!" Itachi couldn't be sure either.

Although the live stream on the screen looks very serious and doesn't seem like a prank, it may not be real.

Perhaps it's an exaggeration.

The Eight Gates Formation is a forbidden technique. Opening all eight gates is incredibly powerful, but Might Guy has demonstrated it as well.

To say that the Eight Gates Formation can shatter half of a Six Paths level person's body with a single kick is an exaggeration, isn't it?
It's truly unbelievable!
Itachi was piecing together the 'fragments' in his mind.

The screen revealed a lot of information about the Fourth Shinobi World War, and Itachi also collected a lot of intelligence, but it was like pieces that he needed to piece together.

As the pieces are pieced together and analyzed, the authenticity revealed by the light screen can be more confirmed.

When it is uncertain whether certain intelligence is accurate, it needs to be analyzed.

Besides analysis, piecing together other relevant intelligence will lead to a result.

If the Fourth Shinobi World War mentioned on the screen is true, then even if the trajectory of fate has already appeared, the situation will certainly not be certain even if the Fourth Shinobi World War breaks out in the future. However, the Fourth Shinobi World War under the original fate is still very valuable for reference.

Therefore, Itachi took it very seriously.

……

"Holy crap, that's powerful?" Tsunade was also taken aback.

Who is Ban? She is someone as famous as her grandfather.

Six Paths Madara is about to surpass her grandfather.

That guy Kai actually kicked half of Madara's body apart with one kick... that's just too powerful.

Tsunade's taijutsu is also very strong, but she never dreamed that her taijutsu could be as powerful as Night Guy on the light screen.

Naruto, standing behind Tsunade, had his eyes shining.

"The taijutsu is so cool," Naruto said.

At that moment, Naruto had an idea: to go to Konoha and become Guy's apprentice.

What Naruto didn't know was that many people in Konoha were planning to become Guy's apprentices.

Especially ordinary people.

Is the effort of ordinary people really meaningless?

One Night Kai falls, but there are thousands upon thousands more.

No, it should be Night Lee, Night Neji, Night...

Tsunade looked at Naruto with a strange expression; she could obviously tell what Naruto was thinking.

At that moment, Tsunade seemed to see the shadow of her younger brother Nawaki in Naruto.

If her younger brother were alive, he would probably think martial arts were really cool! And he would want to become Kai's disciple.

If Naruto wants to learn taijutsu from Guy after returning to Konoha, Tsunade doesn't care.

Taijutsu might not be suitable for Naruto, or it might be.

At least in Tsunade's opinion, Naruto still has a talent for taijutsu.

If Naruto works hard to train in taijutsu, his future achievements will not be low.

"Grandma Tsunade, your taijutsu is amazing, isn't it?" Naruto suddenly asked.

“Of course,” Tsunade said proudly. “Is your taijutsu better, or is Might Guy’s taijutsu better?” Naruto asked curiously.

"You annoying brat." Tsunade's face darkened.

Kai Emperor?

It wouldn't be difficult for her to beat up the current Kai, but if she were to fight the Kai Emperor on the screen, her small frame wouldn't be able to handle it.

Even those at the Six Paths level, unless they possess a special physique, would be kicked to death with a single kick.

Fight? Fight with your head?
She couldn't bring herself to say she was inferior to Kai; did Tsunade have no pride?
“I also think you’re not as good as Might Guy,” Naruto said.

"You wretched brat!" Tsunade muttered, really wanting to punch Naruto.

Although she didn't actually fight, Tsunade's aura was something Naruto couldn't handle at his current level.

Under Tsunade's aura, Naruto was speechless, filled with genuine fear.

Tsunade looked smug. "You little brat, I can't handle you?"

……

In Konoha, Kakashi took the initiative to find Guy.

This is a rare opportunity for Kai!
In the past, it was always Guy who went to Kakashi, while Kakashi would avoid Guy.

Now, Kakashi has actually come to find Guy, which brings tears to Guy's eyes.

Hard work pays off.

Youth will not let down those who work hard.

Kakashi looked at Guy again.

Actually, Kakashi was just a little curious about 'Guardian Angel'.

Now, Kakashi has his doubts.

Is the Kai in front of me the same person as the Kai on the screen?

It doesn’t look like it!
So, the light screen isn't just a hoax, is it?
"So, the light screen is a Gai fanboy?" Kakashi muttered to himself.

Just then, a group of kids came running over, all looking for Kai.

"Teacher Kai, I want to learn physical skills."

"Teacher Kai, I want to learn Ye Kai."

"Kaihuang, I want to be your disciple, don't be ungrateful."

……

Kai was thrilled to see so many children wanting to learn physical skills.

Kakashi, however, looked puzzled.

Learning physical techniques is fine, but learning Night Might?
And which brat told Kai not to be ungrateful? That's too arrogant.

This was the first time Kakashi had ever seen such an arrogant child.

It just goes to show that there are all sorts of birds in a big forest.

There are still quite a few naughty kids in the village.

Some children have bad tempers.

For children with bad tempers, the influence of the Will of Fire is very necessary.

In fact, many children with bad tempers have become good because of the Will of Fire.

Therefore, the Will of Fire is still very important to Konoha.

Kakashi also believed in the Will of Fire; otherwise, what else could he believe in?
If even the Will of Fire is no longer believed in, then this is a world that Kakashi would find utterly hopeless.

Protecting? Protecting what?
My father committed suicide, and the teacher and his wife also died.

Obito, Rin...

The teacher's children are also not doing well.

The village has declined considerably since the teacher was there.

Only the Will of Fire could bring him some warmth in his heart!
Everything was for the village.

Protecting the children in the village, watching them grow up, and maintaining peace—that's the meaning of Kakashi's life!

Kai welcomes those who want to learn physical skills and is willing to provide guidance.

But if you want to learn the Eight Gates Formation, Kai won't teach it easily.

After all, the Eight Gates Formation is a forbidden technique, and not just anyone can practice it.

In addition, their character will also be tested.

Even those who are inherently evil cannot practice the Eight Gates Formation.

This "innate evil" does not refer to the Uchiha clan; Kaiko is not targeting the Uchiha.

Kakashi thought more deeply than Guy, knowing that the village's higher-ups would definitely talk to Guy next.

Therefore, learning taijutsu from Kai is easy, but learning the Eight Gates is not.

However, if Kakashi wants to learn the Eight Gates, Guy would be happy to teach him.

But Kakashi has no intention of learning the Eight Gates.

It's not that Kakashi couldn't learn it.

If Kakashi wanted to learn, he should be able to, but he wouldn't be as good as Guy.

However, the Eight Gates Formation has significant drawbacks.

Kakashi also possesses the Mangekyou Sharingan, which already places a heavy burden on him.

If the Eight Gates are added, Kakashi won't be able to withstand it.

Therefore, the Eight Gates Formation is not suitable for him.

What suits you best is the best choice.

Pursuing a technique that is not suitable for you is not a wise move.

The title "Kaihuang" spread throughout the village.

Some people approve, some question it, and some are jealous.

In the distance, Hiruzen Sarutobi smoked a cigarette while glancing at Kai.

At the same time, the third generation also has a viewing screen.

"Kai-Emperor? Night Kai?" the Third Hokage murmured to himself.

The battle between Might Guy and Madara Uchiha also shocked the Third Hokage.

The Third Hokage was hailed as the strongest Hokage. This was acceptable before the appearance of the light screen, but now, calling him the strongest Hokage is laughable.

Here's a joke—the Third Hokage was the strongest Hokage.

Therefore, the Third Hokage was too embarrassed to call himself the strongest Hokage anymore.

But Oshio, the Doctor of Ninjutsu, is still worthy of the title.

Will Madara be resurrected in the future? And even become a Six Paths level cultivator?
Even if half of your body is shattered, you won't die, right?
Did Sasuke and Naruto work together to defeat Madara Uchiha?

Destiny's Twins?

Sasuke is currently in Konoha and needs special protection.

As for Naruto, it's unknown whether Tsunade successfully rescued him.

If Naruto can return to Konoha, and both the twins of destiny are in Konoha, then Konoha will have a future!
In addition, the Third Hokage was considering having his grandson Konohamaru improve his relationship with Sasuke and Naruto.

Bonds need to be cultivated from a young age.

This could be considered a small personal motive of his as the Third Hokage!
Now, he only has one grandson left.

It's not unreasonable to think about his grandson's future! Besides, he's not Hokage anymore.

Now, he is merely an assistant to the Hokage.

The Hokage is Jiraiya.

Of course, Konohamaru is still too young, so the Third Hokage is not in a hurry. Some things cannot be rushed, otherwise it will backfire.

……

Sasuke stood at the back of the crowd, also watching Guy.

Erzhuzi was also shocked by the Kaihuang on the screen.

Even Madara Uchiha in his sixth Path had half his body shattered by a single kick. Just how powerful is that?
It's simply unbelievable that physical skills can reach such a level.

Erzhuzi also wanted to become stronger; that's right, he wanted to learn the Eight Gates Formation.

Even though the Gate of Death cannot be opened casually, the Seven Gates are still very powerful.

However, Sasuke wasn't stupid. He knew that Guy wouldn't just teach the Eight Gates to others. Besides, the Uchiha clan and the village were already quite estranged. Would the village's higher-ups allow Guy to teach the Eight Gates to the Uchiha?
(End of this chapter)