Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 181 Old Deng, is it safe to stop the will-o'-the-wisp downstairs?
Tsunade left Konoha again. Jiraiya tried to persuade her to stay, and the F3 tried to persuade her to stay, but Tsunade still left.

It's already quite good that they were able to help rescue Naruto.

However, Tsunade was unwilling to stay in Konoha for an extended period of time.

Fortunately, Jiraiya became Hokage; otherwise, for the sake of the village, Tsunade would very likely have taken over the Hokage position.

However, Tsunade was not interested in becoming Hokage.

At the village entrance, two ninjas were chatting idly. They were responsible for guarding the gate and registering people coming and going.

"What's that sound?" The two ninjas looked towards the outside of the village in confusion.

Then, both ninjas widened their eyes.

"This……"

Disguised as a Grass Ninja, Awei rode a Ghost Fire Motorcycle to the entrance of Konoha Village.

The motorcycle engine hummed, and the fluctuations of chakra changed.

When Awei stopped the motorcycle, the chakra fluctuations became very small, but because the engine wasn't turned off, the chakra fluctuations didn't disappear.

When the motorcycle starts moving, the chakra fluctuations become intense.

The two Konoha ninjas guarding the gate looked at the motorcycle with curiosity and also noticed the headband on the rider's head.

"Kusa Ninja?"

Although Konoha and Kusagakure are allies, Konoha ninjas do not have a good impression of Kusagakure.

For a ninja to travel to another ninja village is no small matter.

"Hello, I'm Kira, a genin from Kusagakure," Awei greeted with a smile.

The current "gatekeepers" of Konoha are not Izumo Kamui and Kotetsu.

In fact, being a gatekeeper in every ninja village is a pretty good job—easy, safe, and with decent pay.

It's not surprising that the Konoha ninjas were making such a fuss about motorcycles.

After all, the ninja world's technology development has gone completely astray.

The Land of Snow, the Sky Ninja, and many other small countries and ninja villages have all developed remarkable technologies.

However, the technological level of Konoha, the strongest ninja village, is now quite lagging behind.

Although they have installed utility poles, and have access to electric lights, refrigerators, running water, and flush toilets, the overall level of technology is still not high.

There are no cars or motorcycles on the street, not even bicycles.

Therefore, a motorcycle arriving in Konoha would naturally attract attention.

Moreover, this motorcycle was designed by Awei, so it looks really cool.

At this moment, Ah Wei was disguised as a Grass Ninja named Kira, sporting blond hair and a somewhat roguish charm, wearing a Grass Ninja headband.

"What brings you to Konoha?" asked 'Gatekeeper Number One'.

"See this? This is called the Ghost Fire Motorcycle. You can use it by injecting chakra. It's very convenient. Konoha doesn't have this kind of thing yet, right? I came to Konoha this time to promote it. I believe some people in Konoha will be interested~" As he spoke, Awei pointed at the motorcycle.

As Awei continued his detailed explanation of the "ghost fire" motorcycle, the two "gatekeepers" listened in stunned silence.

“A car costs 20 taels, isn’t that a fair price? I have a few coupons, which can deduct 1 taels when you buy a Ghostfire. I’ve gotten along with you guys, so I’ll give one to each of you.” As he spoke, Awei took out a stack of coupons from his pocket.

The coupon clearly stated that a discount of 1 taels could be applied to the purchase of a ghost fire within 12 calendar months.

A motorcycle that costs 20 taels can be purchased for only 19 taels with a coupon. The discount is quite substantial.

Oh, by the way, coupons cannot be used in combination.

You can only use one coupon when you buy a Ghost Fire car.

The two "gatekeepers" were very curious about the motorcycle in front of them, but they hadn't decided whether to buy one.

However, I still accepted the coupon.

According to Konoha's regulations, Awei still had to register before he could enter the village.

Riding his motorcycle through the streets of Konoha, he attracted a lot of attention.

It's safe to say that it got 100% attention along the way.

This has sparked considerable discussion.

Ah Wei has good hearing and can hear a lot of people talking.

"what is this?"

"Two wheels turning, it's a means of transportation, right?"

"He looks really handsome!"

"It seems to be driven by chakra."

"That headband...it's a Grass Ninja. What's a Grass Ninja doing riding such a strange device to our village?"

……

Keep in mind that several years later, daimyo still traveled to Konoha by oxcart.

However, the ninja world has cranes, ships, and even flying fortresses.

They can even have aircraft carriers.

This shows just how ridiculously skewed the technological development of the ninja world is.

At this moment, Awei's senses had already covered the entire Hidden Leaf Village.

It can sense everyone in Konoha.

I can sense some powerful chakra inside the Hokage Building.

Currently, Jiraiya and F3 are both in the Hokage Building.

Fugaku and Hiashi are both in the Hokage Building.

The police department is currently facing a severe shortage of personnel, and Police Minister Fugaku is in a state of great difficulty.

But the village's security is a major problem.

There was no other way; the village leadership had to ask Hiashi to help Fugaku.

In this way, the members of the police department would not only be Uchiha, but also Hyuga.

With some Hyuga ninja joining the police force, the village's security improved somewhat, but correspondingly, the Hyuga clan's reputation suffered.

Hyuga has Byakugan, making it relatively easy for her to maintain order in the village.

F3 was very disappointed with Fugaku.

Fugaku was the head of the Uchiha clan and possessed the Mangekyou Sharingan, yet the Uchiha clan still caused all sorts of trouble.

If they insist that only Uchiha can enter the police department, it would be good if Fugaku could hold on until next year and become a lone department head. But it's impossible to entrust the village's security to Fugaku alone!

Therefore, it was a last resort to have people from Hyuga join the police department.

Suddenly I heard a buzzing noise outside, which seemed to be coming from a machine.

The third generation and the others exchanged glances.

Then the third generation got up first, opened the window, and peeked out to look downstairs.

then……

In the third generation, I saw a little blond guy.

The Third Hokage was surprised by the blond-haired man's headband and the technological tools he was wearing.

The blond guy downstairs also looked up and saw the third generation.

"Old Deng, is it safe to park the will-o'-the-wisp downstairs?" the blond-haired man asked loudly.

Old Deng?

The third generation felt offended. Although he was magnanimous and wouldn't stoop to the level of a child, but...

A mere grass ninja brat... isn't that a bit too arrogant?

And what about will-o'-the-wisps? That's a technological tool, isn't it? The name doesn't sound very appealing.

At this moment, Jiraiya, Koharu Utatane, Homura Mitokado, Fugaku, and Hiashi also saw the blond-haired man and the motorcycle downstairs.

As for the blond guy's earlier reference to the third generation...

Jiraiya and the others looked at each other strangely.

Even Fugaku, who had facial paralysis, twitched at the corner of his mouth.

There was no need for the Third Hokage to speak; an Anbu ninja had already appeared downstairs.

Before long, the ANBU ninjas learned the situation.

After parking the will-o'-the-wisp, the blond-haired man swaggered into the Hokage Building.

As for the Anbu ninjas, they have already reported what they have learned to the Third Hokage and others.

"Kusagakure's genin Kira?"

"A ghost fire motorcycle?"

"Coming to Konoha to sell products?"

The three generations looked at each other in bewilderment.

Things are not complicated.

It's likely that the Grass Ninja Village developed the Ghost Fire Motorcycle and thought it could make money, so they sent a genin to Konoha to test the waters.

The market in Konoha is quite large; once it's opened up, making a fortune won't be difficult.

Of course, this is all predicated on the product being popular. As for whether this "ghost fire" motorcycle will be popular in Konoha?
At least Jiraiya's eyes lit up; he liked it at first sight.

If the price isn't too high, Jiraiya wouldn't mind getting one.

Not long after, Awei arrived at the Hokage's office. Meanwhile, downstairs, a crowd had gathered, all curiously examining the Ghost Fire Motorcycle.

Quite a few children also came to watch.

Soon, Naruto and Sasuke arrived as well.

Naruto and Sasuke's eyes lit up the moment they saw the will-o'-the-wisp.

"Sasuke, what is this?" Naruto asked Sasuke, not understanding.

Sasuke, his face dark, said, "I'll say it again, don't call me Sasuke."

“But Sasuke shares the same name as the Third Hokage’s father, so it sounds awkward. It’s much easier to say ‘Sasuke’,” Naruto said with a smile.

In an instant, Erzhuzi's face darkened even more.

Before the light screen appeared, I didn't think there was anything wrong with the name Sasuke, but with the appearance of the light screen, I learned that the Third Hokage's father was also named Sasuke, and that the light screen rounds up or down.

This has led to fewer and fewer people calling him Sasuke.

Instead, more people call him Erzhuzi (Second Pillar).

……

Awei and Jiraiya were discussing selling Oni Fire motorcycles in Konoha.

Furthermore, Awei openly gave Jiraiya a stack of coupons.

Each coupon is worth 1 taels of silver; this thick stack of coupons can offset a considerable amount of money.

Awei didn't rush to reveal his plans to build a factory in Konoha.

Step by step.

Jiraiya didn't object to Awei's plan to sell the Ghostfire Motorcycle in Konoha; in fact, he offered some support.

F3 considered it for a moment and none of them objected.

Both Fugaku and Hiashi had their own agendas.

The appearance of the Ghost Fire Motorcycle caused quite a stir in Konoha.

It's very likely to be a bestseller.

If this business is booming, it can't be controlled by the grass ninja.

So, let's take a look first, and if necessary, we'll snatch the business.

The ninja world lacks a strong awareness of copyright.

Would it be difficult to copy the Ghost Fire Motorcycle?
Buy one, take it apart, and study it. It shouldn't be too difficult to replicate, but the cost also needs to be considered.

In short, it's best to wait and see.

If Kira were simply banned from selling motorcycles in Konoha, it would make Konoha's leadership seem petty.

After all, Konoha is the strongest ninja village, so it should act like a great ninja village.

Moreover, the Grass Ninja are currently allies with the Leaf Village.

However, the third generation had a very bad first impression of this blond guy.

"Old Deng, you're the legendary ninja hero who dominated the ninja world? The Third Hokage?" The blond-haired man looked at the Third Hokage in surprise.

"Ahem, I am Hiruzen Sarutobi." The Third Hokage said calmly, though with some doubt.

He, the third Hokage, has appeared on the screen.

Has this blond guy never seen the light screen?

"I saw the light screen and knew that the Third Hokage was named Hiruzen Sarutobi, but I didn't see what the Third Hokage looked like. So this is what he looks like..." The blond-haired man's eyes were 'novel', like he was looking at a monkey in a zoo.

The blond-haired man's expression was merely one of curiosity, lacking any sense of admiration.

Why would a mere ninja like Kusanagi need to idolize that old geezer, the Third Hokage?
The third generation's lips twitched, and he felt even more disgusted with the blond-haired guy.

Jiraiya was still wondering what Old Deng meant.

That doesn't sound like a compliment.

That must be this blond guy's catchphrase!

At this moment, Mitokado Homura asked about the Ghost Fire Motorcycle.

Huang Mao then explained in detail.

The description covers everything from the motorcycle's performance to its price in great detail.

Having gained a clear understanding of the Ghost Fire Motorcycle, Jiraiya immediately expressed his intention to order one.

Jiraiya could still afford 20 taels.

By completing tasks, Jiraiya earned a lot of money, not to mention that he was a 'great writer' and received a considerable amount of royalties.

Moreover, Jiraiya inherited a considerable amount of wealth.

It's important to know that the Myoboku Mountain Summoning Scroll was passed down in Jiraiya's family. Of course, something that can be passed down in a family is not something simple.

Jiraiya would have had even more money if he hadn't helped Tsunade pay off a lot of her debts.

Besides, Jiraiya has already become Hokage.

The Hokage gets a salary too, you know!

It's only 20 taels; Jiraiya can get an advance on his salary.

F3 all frowned slightly. Jiraiya is now the Hokage, and they need to be careful about their words and actions.

The Hokage was the first person in Konoha to buy a Ghost Fire Motorcycle. What do you all think about that?
Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu both looked at the Third Generation.

The third generation took a puff of his cigarette but said nothing.

From the perspective of the third generation, there is no major problem.

……

Although Konoha is not small, news spreads quickly.

One pass ten, ten pass a hundred.

Soon, the news spread like wildfire throughout the village.

The "ghost fire" motorcycle had already caused quite a stir, with many people running to the outside of the Hokage Building to watch.

As time went on, the number of people gathered outside the Hokage Building did not decrease; on the contrary, it increased.

When Ah Wei walked out of the building, he saw a huge crowd of people.

Saying it was a sea of ​​people would be an exaggeration, but it was definitely not a small number.

Upon seeing Ah Wei, many people gathered around and asked him questions.

"Hello everyone, I'm Kira from the Grass Ninja Village. This is my Oni Fire Motorcycle. Just inject chakra after starting it. I've come to Konoha to promote it~" Awei said with a smile to the people around him.

Naruto also pricked up his ears in the crowd.

Naruto also wants to buy a Ghostfire motorcycle.

But the thought of needing 20 taels of silver stumped Naruto.

Naruto wasn't penniless; he still had some money. He could manage a few thousand taels, but he couldn't produce 1 taels, let alone 20 taels.

Even Sasuke frowned; he was much better than Naruto.

After all, the Uchiha are the most prestigious clan in Konoha.

Sasuke is also the young clan leader of the Uchiha clan.

Moreover, the clan is also very important to Sasuke.

Sasuke thus received more pocket money.

However, most of Sasuke's money was kept by his mother.

He went home and told his parents he wanted to buy a motorcycle. His parents would never agree.

"Father might buy one, and someone in the clan will definitely buy one," Sasuke thought to himself.

The Uchiha are the most powerful clan in Konoha! I bet a lot of people would buy a Ghostfire motorcycle!

So, once someone else buys it, it shouldn't be a problem for him to borrow it and ride it.

Some people gave up on buying the Ghost Fire Motorcycle as soon as they heard that it required chakra to power it.

After all, 20 taels is no small sum.

However, only a small portion of those in Konoha possess chakra; the majority are ordinary people.

Some people, even though they had chakra, hesitated when they heard it cost 20 ryo.

As for those who have decided to buy, there are some.

Some wealthy individuals even plan to buy several more.

At this moment, Erzhuzi missed his brother a little. If his brother Nissan were still alive, he might have bought him a Ghost Fire motorcycle!

"Sasuke, do you have any money?" Naruto was a little embarrassed, after all, it was the first time he had ever asked someone for money.

Sasuke: "???"

Seeing Naruto's expression, Sasuke knew he wanted to borrow money.

What does Naruto want to do with the money at this time? It's not hard to guess.

(End of this chapter)