Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 197 Orochimaru had a bold idea

After leaving the laboratory, Orochimaru arrived outside the base.

Although a crucial research project was underway, watching the light screen was of greater importance to him.

As soon as the light screen appeared, a subordinate came to report, and he immediately put down his research.

While looking at the ranking of the tailed beasts' strength on the light screen, Orochimaru's attention was focused on the tailed beasts' eyes.

Orochimaru did conduct some research on the Tailed Beasts, but it was certainly not extensive.

In contrast, he researched longevity, Wood Release, and the Sharingan the most.

Of the nine tailed beasts, Orochimaru had personally seen no more than three, but through research, he had a certain understanding of each tailed beast.

Through the light screen, he learned more about the Tailed Beasts.

I had really overlooked that before.

Thinking about it carefully, the Three-Tails' eyes do indeed resemble the Rinnegan.

As for the Eight-Tails' eyes, they also resemble the Byakugan.

Is the eye of the One-Tailed Beast somewhat like a kaleidoscope?
"Rinnegan, Byakugan, Mangekyou Sharingan..." Orochimaru pondered in his mind.

According to what was previously revealed on the screen, it was the Sage of Six Paths who created the Tailed Beasts and assigned them chakra.

Because of the Sage of Six Paths' favoritism, Kurama received the most chakra, thus becoming the strongest tailed beast.

According to a crucial piece of information Orochimaru possessed, the Ten-Tails existed during the era of the Sage of Six Paths.

Are the nine tailed beasts simply manifestations of the ten-tailed beast's chakra?
So, combining the chakra of the nine tailed beasts results in... the Ten-Tails?
What secrets are hidden within the Ten-Tails?
Orochimaru was very curious.

As he pondered, Orochimaru conceived a bold idea.

He was considering collecting the chakra of the nine tailed beasts and then synthesizing the chakra of the Ten-Tails.

It's not about obtaining all nine tailed beasts, it's just about collecting a little chakra.

If the chakra of the nine tailed beasts is a large bowl of water, then Orochimaru only takes a drop of water, or even just a single water molecule.

With this in mind, Orochimaru began to consider it.

First is the One-Tailed Beast, whose Jinchuriki is Gaara, the son of the Fourth Kazekage Rasa, and he is currently in Sunagakure.

Infiltrating Sunagakure to collect the One-Tailed Beast's chakra is no easy feat.

The Two-Tails Jinchuriki was a female ninja from Kumogakure; the Three-Tails Jinchuriki was Yagura Karatachi; the Four-Tails Jinchuriki was from Iwagakure; the Five-Tails Jinchuriki was also from Iwagakure; the Six-Tails Jinchuriki was from Kirigakure; and the Seven-Tails was from Takigakure.

There's no need to talk about the Eight-Tails and Nine-Tails.

Half of the Nine-Tails' chakra is still inside the Shinigami's stomach.

After thinking it over, the Seven-Tails' chakra is probably the easiest to collect!

Although the screen said that the Three-Tails was the weakest of the tailed beasts, Orochimaru thought it should be the Seven-Tails.

Furthermore, the Seven-Tails is not in a major ninja village, but only in a small ninja village.

Let's start with the easy ones and move on to the difficult ones, beginning with the Seven-Tailed Fox!

Of course, collecting the tailed beast's chakra is no small matter; it must be done in secret and with a well-thought-out plan.

Don't be too hasty.

Orochimaru still has patience.

Continuing to watch the light screen, it would be good to gather more information about the tailed beasts.

Seriously, Zero-Tails is really lacking in prestige! It wasn't even listed among the tailed beasts on the light screen.

However, even though they are all called tailed beasts, there are still differences.

Zero-tailed is a type of monster and has nothing to do with Ten-tailed.

The one-tailed to nine-tailed forms are derived from the ten-tailed form.

Therefore, there is a fundamental difference.

Of course, Orochimaru is not entirely certain about the Ten-Tails.

It's just a guess.

However, if one could obtain the chakra of the One-Tailed to the Nine-Tailed, then one should be able to confirm the existence of the Ten-Tailed and uncover its secrets.

If he could grasp the secret of the Ten-Tails, then Orochimaru...

Ambition, coupled with a thirst for knowledge, was growing in Orochimaru's heart.

By the way, the boy mentioned on the screen who can control the Three-Tails' movements has successfully attracted Orochimaru's attention.

If the Three-Tails' actions can be controlled, then what about the other tailed beasts?

If the boy controlling the Three-Tails on the screen really exists, he would be a great 'source'.

【Anthropomorphism of Tailed Beast. 】

"Anthropomorphism?" Orochimaru asked with a puzzled look.

Is the light screen going after the tailed beasts?

The first thing that appeared on the light screen was the Nine-Tailed Fox.

After being personified, the Nine-Tailed Fox became a girl in a red dress with flowing long hair, pointed fox ears, and several split ends in her hair.

Her style is somewhat similar to Kushina, and also somewhat similar to Naruto.

This scene made Orochimaru's eyes widen in surprise.

Kushina was already a beautiful woman, but the girl that the Nine-Tails transformed into on the screen was even more beautiful.

However, Orochimaru is not a pervert and is completely unaffected.

……

Konoha.

Jiraiya's eyes widened in disbelief.

The Nine-Tails is so beautiful after being personified?
It's this vibe that makes her look more and more like a combination of Kushina and Naruto.

At the same time, both the Yang Nine-Tails and the Yin Nine-Tails were enraged.

It's a pure male, nine-tailed old man. They changed its gender to anthropomorphize it.

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Minato laughed unkindly.

"How dare you!" Yin Jiuwei was furious.

"Sorry, I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it," Minato said with a smile.

The Yin Nine-Tails released its chakra.

Minato stopped provoking the Nine-Tails and instead tried to soothe it.

As for Konoha, the Nine-Tails inside Naruto is even more irritable.

At this moment, the increasingly powerful Nine-Tails chakra appeared on Naruto.

Naruto's consciousness began to fade.

At this moment, several ninjas from the sealing team appeared and reinforced the seal on Naruto.

As the seal was reinforced, the Nine-Tails' chakra was suppressed, and Naruto regained his senses.

"You stinky fox, stop messing around." Naruto.

"Hmph!" The nine-tailed fox bared its teeth, its expression becoming much more ferocious.

Judging from the Nine-Tails' appearance, if it weren't sealed away, it would probably tear Naruto to shreds.

Despite Naruto's efforts, his relationship with Kurama (the Nine-Tails) was still not good enough.

The loudest laugher was none other than the One-Tailed Beast, far away in Sunagakure.

"Shut up! Your personification must be a fat, ugly woman, you fatso." Gaara said with a gloomy face.

Yiwei's laughter abruptly stopped.

If what Gaara said is true, then we might as well kill it.

"Light Curtain, you'd better not mess with your Uncle One-Tail~" One-Tail muttered to himself.

Gaara knew that the One-Tailed Beast was panicking.

At this moment, three tails appeared on the light screen.

Kirigakure Village.

The three-tailed beast inside Yagura shuddered.

Then, a quiet and well-behaved little girl appeared on the screen, wearing an eye mask, looking very cute.

The little girl has white hair with a touch of gray, and three ornaments around her waist.

Yagura:......

Needless to say, the Three-Tails has definitely broken through the Great Defense.

For the Three-Tailed Fox, this means the company is dead.

You should know that the Three-Tails is also a pure male, yet it has been turned into a female character.

This isn't the first time the light screen has been used for a prank, but this time...

Three-Tails: I'm tired, let's destroy it!
At this moment, the One-Tailed, Two-Tailed, Four-Tailed, Five-Tailed, Six-Tailed, Seven-Tailed, and Eight-Tailed creatures all panicked.

First it was nine-tailed, then three-tailed, neither according to the last digit, but rather by drawing lots?
How many tails will be next?
Seven-tailed Foxes appeared on the light screen.

Although Seven-Tailed Fox was a little flustered, it was female. As long as the light screen didn't turn it around and give it a big, burly man, even if it turned it into an old woman, it would accept it.

Unexpectedly, the result was quite different.

A cute girl, with a touch of sexiness.

At this moment, Nanami was very satisfied.

Next up is the tail.

A little girl with a long ponytail, who seems a bit willful and mischievous. One-Tail: "I #&※~"

One of them cursed loudly.

Gaara thought the One-Tailed Beast was too noisy, but the One-Tailed Beast ignored him at that moment.

Next is the Two-Tailed Fox, whose anthropomorphic form is a cat-eared girl with a purple theme.

……

"The chakra and emotional value provided by the nine tailed beasts should be considerable!"

Ah Wei was thinking to himself.

Let's make a joke about the nine tailed beasts. Except for the Seven-Tails, the other tailed beasts are probably all out of their depth.

This is also an experiment.

If the tailed beasts provide a lot of chakra and emotional value, then you should make the tailed beasts' emotions fluctuate more strongly in the future.

The method is also very good.

For example, a short story about the tragic love between Kurama and Shukaku would definitely break down both of their defenses.

The three-tailed fox could have a love story spanning three lifetimes or something.

Whether the tailed beasts can provide a large amount of chakra emotion points is still uncertain; we'll have to wait for the settlement after the live stream ends.

In the real world, the cancer in my body hasn't been completely cured yet!

Suddenly, Ah Wei looked at him strangely.

I just received information from several spores on the leaf side.

In Konoha, Naruto actually transformed into the Nine-Tails' human form and paraded around the city, unafraid of getting beaten up!

After all, many people in Konoha deeply hate the Nine-Tails and wish they could devour it alive.

Appearing in Konoha in the form of the Nine-Tails, are you really not afraid of getting killed?
However, Naruto's thoughts are not hard to guess.

It's definitely a threat to the Nine-Tails, to make it obedient in the future.

After all, the Nine-Tails has a really bad temper.

Yang Nine-Tailed Fox has an even bigger temper than Yin Nine-Tailed Fox.

If Kurama listens to Naruto and fully cooperates with him, it will be much easier for Naruto to become the perfect Jinchuriki.

Furthermore, Naruto's training efficiency can be greatly accelerated.

However, controlling the Nine-Tails is clearly not an easy task.

But the light screen gave Naruto an opportunity, and Naruto naturally wanted to seize it.

……

"Kid, change back to normal! That's not how you use transformation magic!"

Nine-Tails got angry.

That brat Naruto is so inconsiderate; he actually turned into the Nine-Tails girl from the screen.

"Kurama, you don't want me to keep turning into this, do you?" Naruto said with a smile.

The surrounding villagers all looked at Naruto with complicated expressions.

Knowing it was Naruto, the villagers, despite their hatred for Kurama, didn't attack him or even utter any harsh words.

Some people were puzzled by Naruto's sudden change, while others understood.

Naruto's brain is still working.

Having the opportunity to threaten the Nine-Tails, they acted decisively.

Naruto was quite at ease using the Transformation Jutsu to transform into a young girl.

It has to be said that Naruto's transformation technique is truly terrifying.

The Nine-Tails caused trouble for Naruto, but Naruto was still able to maintain his transformation.

When Sasuke saw Naruto transformed into the Nine-Tails, he curled his lip and said, "Idiot!"

Sasuke turned his head away, but he was still peeking out of the corner of his eye.

Sakura saw it from a distance, and at that moment, she felt threatened.

Naruto is really a threat to her.

If Naruto were a woman, what would Sakura Haruno have to do with it?

Regardless of whether Naruto was the orphan of the Fourth Hokage or the chosen one, Sakura stormed over.

Sakura punched Naruto to make him feel pain and warned him never to turn into the opposite sex again.

Sasuke glanced at Sakura and found her even more annoying.

As for the Nine-Tails inside Naruto, it breathed a sigh of relief.

For Kurama, that short period of time was even more intense than fighting Hashirama Senju.

With Sakura's warning, Naruto probably won't dare to act recklessly anymore!
But Kurama (the Nine-Tails) no longer dared to provoke Naruto.

This kid is not to be trifled with.

……

In mid-air, a clay bird was flying, and Deidara was standing on the clay bird.

There's also a tiny Patrick Star on Deidara's shoulder.

Deidara's art has become even more powerful.

Now, Deidara's goal is to find Orochimaru and kill him, both to complete a mission for the organization and to prove his art.

For Deidara, organizing missions was nothing; proving his art was what mattered.

One day, he will make everyone in the world marvel at his Deidara art.

But Orochimaru is too good at hiding; Deidara still hasn't found him.

While traveling and watching the light screen, Deidara also discussed art with Patrick Star.

Deidara always learns a lot from discussing art with Patrick Star.

The pursuit of the true meaning of art is the significance of Deidara's life.

In Patrick Star's words, whether or not a work of art remains relevant and up-to-date is the standard by which all works of art are evaluated.

Explosions are also a form of art.

In the past, Deidara pursued creating explosions unlike anything the world had ever seen before, but now, his vision has broadened.

This ninja world is too small.

There is a wider world beyond the heavens.

There are even higher-dimensional worlds.

“I don’t mean to discourage you, but with your current level of artistry, you definitely can’t beat Orochimaru,” Patrick said to Deidara with a serious expression.

It's undeniable that Deidara's artistic skills are still very strong, but they're not enough to deal with Orochimaru.

Upon hearing Patrick say this again, Deidara was unconvinced. He wanted to prove to Patrick that his art could kill Orochimaru.

In the past, Deidara never prepared enough explosive clay.

This time, Deidara was well prepared.

Not only were the bags on his body full of explosive clay, but he also sealed a lot of explosive clay with scrolls.

Seeing that Deidara was determined to do things his own way, Patrick Star stopped talking.

With Deidara's current strength, even if he can't defeat Orochimaru, he can still escape.

Deidara is getting a bit cocky right now, so getting a good beating is probably for the best.

"Hey? Look, look! You're on the light screen!" Patrick exclaimed.

Deidara was already looking at the light screen, so of course he saw Deidara appearing on it.

"Is this some kind of prank on me?" Deidara panicked a little.

Are you suggesting they'll gender-modify him too?

The tailed beasts are no longer enough?
Then, Naruto reappeared on the light screen.

Deidara: ?

Could it be a battle between him and Naruto?
In the future, which was originally dictated by fate, did he fight Naruto?

[Naruto Uzumaki VS Deidara.]

"As expected." Deidara smiled.

Since it was a battle, Deidara felt relieved.

As for the possibility of his information being leaked, it doesn't matter.

After all, one's own intelligence can be discarded or changed.

If you think you can easily deal with Deidara just because you gathered information about him through the light screen, Deidara will show you how wrong you are.

……

Iwagakure Village.

Little Kurotsuchi misses her Deidara brother a little.

When Deidara was around, he could play with her too.

Ohnoki also misses Deidara a little.

You should know that Deidara was his most prized disciple.

But Deidara didn't give him any peace of mind. Instead of staying in the village, he joined the Akatsuki organization.

(End of this chapter)