Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 207 Madara, sit down

[At the first Five Kage Summit, no agreement was reached on the distribution of the Tailed Beasts. Hashirama was good-natured, but Madara was very unhappy.]

[Hashirama: For the sake of peace, I bow to everyone.]

Madara: For the sake of peace, you must bow to Hashirama and me.

Tobirama offered Hashirama a plan: Hashirama intended to give the Tailed Beasts to other ninja villages for free, but Tobirama objected and suggested selling them at a high price.

Madara then stepped forward, glanced at everyone, and turned to Hashirama, saying, "Hasirama, stand up."

Hashirama: "What are you doing?"

Madara: "You'll see when you stand up."

Trusting Madara, Hashirama obediently stood up. Then, Madara jumped onto the negotiating table and looked down at everyone present: "Excuse me for being blunt, but everyone here is trash."

Retsudou, Byakuren, and the others: ? ? ?

Hashirama's eyes lit up, eager to try: "Is this fun? Madara, sit down, I want to say it too."

spot:???】

Laughter filled the ninja world for a time.

Not to mention the entire ninja world, many places in the ninja world are filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Of course, some people are very unhappy.

For example, Madara was initially happy, after all, Madara on the screen was really imposing.

There are no allies, only submission.

You all bow to me and the pillar.

Everyone here is trash.

Listen to that, how domineering!
Then, in the end, they gave him a twist.

Hashirama, that idiot...

Given Hashirama's personality, if he had made him sit down, he would have definitely told him to stand up, but there was no follow-up on the screen.

To others, Madara was trash in Hashirama's eyes?

[Tobirama: Madara, sit down! Sit at the Chunin's table.]

[Madara, sit down. Go sit at that table.]

【Madara, sit down! I'm not targeting you personally, I'm saying everyone here is trash.】

……

In the group chat, led by Tobirama, some members started playing pranks.

Ah Wei also helped to liven up the atmosphere.

Hashirama was also a little angry.

The light screen is making fun of him and Ban.

Fun?

If Madara had done that back then, how could he have found it fun?
They've completely altered the characters' personalities just for the sake of making fun of them; it's unbearable to watch.

I thought it was a proper live stream, but it turned out to be just that—I thought.

Pure land.

Ban was furious.

The evil light barrier—Heban will destroy it sooner or later.

The one behind the light screen is also waiting for him.

This time, the light screen successfully angered him.

Even if the being behind the light screen bowed deeply to him, it wouldn't appease his anger.

……

Tu Zi pursed his lips and muttered to himself.

Even if he's unwilling to admit it, Madara is indeed domineering.

He's much more imposing than the First Hokage.

Considering he used to play Madara Uchiha, the difference is just too great!

He had none of the domineering aura of Madara.

A beautiful appearance is a dime a dozen, but a soul with true elegance is one in a million.

Every ninja knows the Transformation Technique, right? They can transform into Uchiha Madara, but at most they can only look the same. Their speech and mannerisms are not easy to imitate, and their aura is even more impossible to replicate.

For Tu Zi, if Madara hadn't schemed against him and orchestrated Rin's death, he probably would have admired Madara when he saw him so imposing on the screen!
But now, even if I want to admire Madara, I suppress it.

His and Kakashi's fates, as well as Rin's death, were all thanks to Madara.

He will never forgive Ban, no matter what.

It's even less likely that they would worship Madara.

No matter how domineering Madara is, he and Madara are still sworn enemies.

He was grateful to Madara for saving him, but in reality, if it weren't for Madara's scheme, he wouldn't have been hit by the boulder!

Without the blemishes, at least Lin could live a good life.

Even if he didn't have Hashirama cells, Yin-Yang Release, or the Mangekyou Sharingan, it wouldn't matter; compared to Rin, none of that mattered.

He was willing to give up everything as long as Lin was alive.

As for the resurrection of Lin.

Resurrecting a dead person is not easy; the longer someone has been dead, the more difficult it becomes.

If revival were so easy, Madara would have been revived long ago.

Even if Rin were resurrected, she wouldn't be happy living in such a world. Only the Infinite Tsukuyomi can create a truly peaceful world, a world with Rin. This was Tsuchiko's original idea.

However, the screen said that Infinite Tsukuyomi cannot bring peace to the ninja world; it will only cause Kaguya Otsutsuki to appear, and the ninja world will likely be destroyed by Kaguya.

The pursuit of peace will only result in the loss of the future.

Therefore, this is the wrong path.

Madara learned about the Infinite Tsukuyomi through the Six Paths Stone Tablet at the Naka Shrine, and that it could only be seen after activating the Rinnegan. Therefore, he believed it without a doubt. But what is the truth?

The contents of the Six Paths Stone Tablet were altered by Black Zetsu, weren't they?
Ban plotted against him, and others plotted against Ban.

Perhaps the Sage of Six Paths is still secretly watching Black Zetsu.

If the light screen hadn't revealed it, he would still be foolishly pursuing Infinite Tsukuyomi! In the end, it was too late for him to realize his mistake.

Now, there is still a chance to correct the mistake.

However, he and Black Zetsu had signed a soul contract.

This is a trouble.

However, if he doesn't sign, Black Zetsu won't help him remove the curse mark on his heart.

If the curse mark on the heart is not removed, one will be controlled by the mark.

"Black Zetsu is probably planning to kill Naruto and Sasuke," Tsuchiko thought to herself.

The screen clearly stated that Sasuke and Naruto are the twins of fate.

Sasuke is the reincarnation of Indra's chakra, while Naruto is the reincarnation of Ashura's chakra.

According to the original course of fate, Black Zetsu successfully rescued Kaguya, but Naruto and Sasuke then joined forces to seal Kaguya away.

Although the trajectory of fate has changed, allowing Naruto and Sasuke to grow unchecked would be too dangerous for Black Zetsu. Therefore, killing Naruto and Sasuke would be the best course of action.

Both Sasuke and Naruto are still very weak. If they die, even if someone uses the Impure World Reincarnation to resurrect them, they won't have much strength.

However, with the Sage of Six Paths protecting him in the shadows, Black Zetsu won't have an easy time getting his hands on him.

Analyzing Black Zetsu, Tu Zi was thinking about backstabbing him at a crucial moment.

Having made so many mistakes, Obito Uchiha couldn't afford to make the same mistake again.

Also, they are considering compensating Naruto.

After all, Naruto's parents died because of Tsuchiko's actions.

If it weren't for him, Naruto would have had a happy childhood.

Actually, when you think about it, Minato-sensei and Kushina-sensei's wife were very good to him.

The more he thought about it, the more guilty he felt.

If we compensate Naruto, his conscience will be at peace.

At this moment, Tu Zi's expression changed as he sensed chakra approaching.

Before long, it was clear that a grass ninja was passing by.

Tsuchiko didn't try to hide, so the Grass Ninja found him.

"Uchiha Obito?" Kusanagi exclaimed in surprise.

This grass ninja is a Chunin, currently on a mission, and all his teammates have been killed.

It's common for ninja squads to lose teammates during missions.

Konoha's White Fang led a team on a mission, but the mission failed because he tried to save his teammates. To ensure the mission's success, one of his teammates had to be sacrificed.

If even a Kage-level ninja like White Fang can encounter someone like him, it's not surprising that he's a Chunin from a small ninja village.

As for encountering Obito, it was purely coincidental. Obito only glanced at the grass ninja before ignoring him.

In Obito's eyes, he was nothing more than an ant.

Despite being looked down upon by Obito, the grass ninja was not angry; instead, he was secretly pleased.

The grass ninja immediately fled, as if Obito were some kind of monstrous monster.

For this grass ninja, it was a stroke of luck to escape with his life.

For Obito, however, this was just a minor incident.

……

Konoha, Ichiraku Ramen.

'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' was also looking at the light screen.

Black Zetsu was lurking in a corner of the noodle shop.

Obito guessed correctly; Black Zetsu was planning to kill Sasuke and Naruto.

It's probably better for a chosen one to die!

We should eliminate Naruto and Sasuke while they are still relatively weak.

If Naruto and Sasuke were to grow up, things would be very bad.

However, Konoha provides very strict protection for Naruto and Sasuke.

The Konoha Anbu and the police department were responsible for protecting Naruto, while the majority of those protecting Sasuke came from the Uchiha clan.

The Uchiha clan remains the most powerful clan in Konoha.

In terms of the number of Jonin, the Uchiha clan also has the largest number in Konoha.

Fugaku's Mangekyou Sharingan was revealed, and while the Uchiha clan's strength remained unchanged, the village's higher-ups were forced to reassess the Uchiha's power.

Furthermore, it is even more difficult to trust the Uchiha clan.

When did Fugaku get his kaleidoscope?

Did Fugaku have the Mangekyou Sharingan during the Nine-Tails' rampage? If so, why didn't he use it to control the Nine-Tails? That would have greatly reduced the village's losses.

Why is he hiding the kaleidoscope he clearly possesses? Does he distrust the village's leadership? Is he planning a surprise coup? He has ulterior motives.

Once prejudice takes hold, it becomes an immovable mountain.

When Fugaku tried to explain, the village leaders saw it as mere sophistry.

Black Zetsu clearly saw the rift between the Uchiha clan and Konoha.

Black Zetsu, on the other hand, would not help the Uchiha; he would be lucky if he didn't kick them when they were down.

There seems to be no need to kick the Uchiha while they're down.

How much longer can Konoha's higher-ups tolerate the Uchiha clan? They'll probably wipe them out sooner or later!

At that moment, Black Zetsu saw Naruto on the street in the distance.

Several Jonin were protecting Naruto from the shadows.

Black Zetsu didn't act rashly. It wasn't that he was afraid of a few Konoha Jonin, but rather he was afraid of the Sage of Six Paths.

According to what was shown on the screen, the Sage of Six Paths had been secretly watching Naruto and Sasuke all along.

If anyone were to harm Naruto and Sasuke, the Sage of Six Paths would surely intervene!

As for the Sage of Six Paths, he died long ago.

Perhaps it was revived later, or perhaps it was a state of chakra.

Of course, it's also possible that the light screen is just making things up.

But Black Zetsu dared not be careless in the slightest.

Black Zetsu didn't notice that a pair of eyes in the distance were also watching him.

Yoshikage Shimura, leaning on his cane, noticed Black Zetsu in the corner of Ichiraku Ramen in the distance.

But Yoshikage didn't make a fuss.

Black Zetsu's clandestine infiltration of Konoha is definitely not for any good.

……

"Kid, I sense a faint but not obvious malice from you. Be careful."

Inside Naruto's body, the Nine-Tails was giving him a warning.

The Nine-Tails can sense malice.

Knowing that Naruto was the reincarnation of Ashura, the second son of the Sage of Six Paths, Kurama's attitude towards Naruto improved significantly.

"Malicious?"

Naruto was puzzled. He looked around but didn't sense any malice.

However, Naruto also knew that his senses were not as sharp as Kurama's.

Nine-Tails has a strong sense of malice.

"Is it possible that you're mistaken?" Naruto hesitated for a moment before asking Kurama.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! My senses have never missed a thing!" The Nine-Tailed Fox was furious. How dare they doubt its abilities?
"Okay, okay, don't get agitated. Can you sense the source of the malice?" Naruto quickly changed the subject.

"I can't sense any malice anymore." Nine-Tails closed its eyes, seemingly taking a nap.

Naruto frowned, genuinely suspecting that Kurama was playing a trick on him.

As Naruto spent more time with Kurama, he learned that Kurama had a terrible personality.

At that moment, a member of the police department not far away rolled his eyes at Naruto; he was from the Hyuga branch family.

The police department is no longer owned by the Uchiha clan. Nowadays, the members of the police department are very diverse. There are very few Uchiha, a few Hyuga members have joined the police department, and some other ninja clans have also sent people to join the police department.

In terms of personnel, the police department is not short of manpower, but its work efficiency is not as good as before.

Previously, it was always the Uchiha clan, and their work efficiency was very high.

However, the villagers and most of the ninjas did not have a good impression of the Uchiha clan.

The police department also has a very bad reputation.

But now, more and more people in the village are nostalgic for the old police station.

It can only be said that everything is afraid of comparison.

I used to think the police department was bad in this way and that way, and was simply useless, but now it's even worse. In comparison, it used to be very good.

However, it's too late to realize this now.

There are quite a few ninjas in the Uchiha clan, but few of them are willing to join the police department.

Aside from Fugaku, there are hardly any Uchiha left in the entire police department.

Fugaku even considered quitting.

With the village leadership keeping a close eye on him and three generations of officials trying to appease him, Fugaku had no choice but to continue.

However, there are not many Uchiha in the police department, so it is not as easy for Fugaku to order other members around as before.

This member of the Hyuga branch family was assigned to protect Naruto.

However, the Byakugan cannot be activated casually in Konoha.

The whites of the eyes can see through things, and everyone wants to retain some privacy.

For example, Koharu, who was switching dorm rooms, didn't want Hinata to notice what color underwear she was wearing that day.

Speaking of which, the Hyuga is a powerful family in the village, on par with the Uchiha.

However, Hinata is relatively low-key.

How low-key are they?
Many children in the village didn't know what a white eye was, and when they saw one, they would shout that it was a monster.

The Sharingan is much more famous in the village than the Byakugan.

This member of the Hyuga branch family was considering placing his hopes on Naruto.

If Naruto becomes Hokage in the future, he can abolish the Hyuga clan's main and branch family system!
Naruto does not agree with the Hyuga clan's system of main and branch families.

So, it's perfectly reasonable for the Hyuga branch family to place their hopes on Naruto!

But it can't be too obvious, otherwise the main family won't be able to sit still.

If the family members become unruly after the division of the family, the main branch will punish them.

Because of the caged bird, no matter how strong the branch family is, they are powerless against the main family.

In fact, in terms of both numbers and strength, the branch family surpasses the main family.

Of course, this strength is a combination of factors.

As for the strongest ninja of the Hyuga clan today, it is of course Hyuga Hiashi.

If Hyuga Hizashi hadn't died, his strength wouldn't have been weaker than Hyuga Hiashi's.

Neji has great talent and may surpass Hiashi Hyuga when he grows up.

Although Neji was one of the '12 Konoha Genin,' he was the only one who died.

For the branch family, Sasuke and Naruto are the key players; if they latch onto them, they can expect to take off!
Of course, some members of the separated family also wanted to break the caged bird.

Every generation has its share of resentment at the separation, but no one can break free of the caged bird.

The person who developed the Caged Bird Seal was a genius.

(End of this chapter)