Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 209 Hinata fainted from excitement
Jiraiya and F3 were also staring intently at the light screen in the sky.

Everyone is very curious about Naruto's future wife.

Jiraiya frowned as Naruto's future wife was revealed on the screen. Would Naruto still follow his original destiny?
Just like how Sasuke avoids Sakura now, and when Sakura approaches him, Sasuke doesn't want to talk to her. How can they possibly be together in the future? It seems like they can't even be friends anymore.

Therefore, it's probably not a good thing that Naruto's future wife has been exposed on the screen.

That said, if Sakura and Sasuke have no chance, and Naruto has a crush on Sakura, then with a little effort, he might have a chance.

So, what's behind the light screen actually wants to see Naruto and Sakura get together?
As he pondered this, Jiraiya's expression turned strange.

[At night, in the wilderness, Naruto unexpectedly sees a girl taking a bath...]

Jiraiya's eyes widened.

Are they giving out perks?

No, this is not suitable for children.
Although the girl in the picture is blurred out and can't be clearly seen because of the night, she is actually Hinata, the eldest daughter of the main branch of the Hyuga clan.

"Hinata Hyuga?" Jiraiya was a little surprised.

When the screen showed that Naruto had suffered all kinds of disdain from his father-in-law's family after his marriage, Jiraiya had a vague guess that it might be the Hyuga clan.

Looking back now, it's true.

So, is Hinata Naruto's future wife?

Jiraiya didn't know much about Hinata, but she was quite cute and had a gentle personality.

At the same time, Hinata, feeling nervous, blushed.

She was certain that the girl on the screen was her, the grown-up version of herself.

Fortunately, the light screen had some pixelation applied, which, combined with the nighttime setting, helped to blur the image.

At this moment, Hinata's heart raced and her face turned completely red.

She was also excited.

Then, steam rose from her head, and she fainted.

……

Naruto was completely confused. Who was that girl on the screen?

It's blurry and pixelated, bad review.

But it's clear that it's not Sakura.

Sakura's flat figure is no match for the girl on the screen.

The next moment, Naruto's face darkened.

"You can't get through, huh?!" Naruto said, looking frustrated.

The screen showed the Konoha Ninja Academy. Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto, and of course, Naruto's first kiss was also with Sasuke.

Although this was an accident.

Needless to say, Sasuke's face must have looked really grumpy at that moment.

Fugaku, Mikoto, Itachi, and the others certainly didn't look too good either.

Fortunately, the image on the screen changed quickly.

However, Naruto was nearly killed after his tailed beast was extracted. To save Naruto, Sakura gave him artificial respiration in time.

Naruto is truly a winner in life.

After that, the images on the light screen kept changing.

Tsunade even gave Naruto a kiss, albeit on the forehead, which made Jiraiya extremely jealous.

There's also Yu Huo giving Naruto CPR, Fufeng hugging and kissing Naruto nonstop, Fuka Koyuki stealing a kiss from Naruto, and Mitarashi Anko licking Naruto...

Others who like Naruto include Sara, the Queen of Roran; Shion, the priestess of the Land of Demons; the princess of the Land of Vegetables; the female ninja of Nadeshiko Village; and the Jinchūriki of the Zero-Tails...

Pure Land, Kushina can't bear to look at it anymore, the more she looks at it, the more she feels that her son is a scumbag.

"She must have been corrupted by the third-generation old man," Kushina said, shifting the blame.

……

Danzo's face darkened.

He is now the Jinchūriki of the Zero-Tails.

The screen actually said that the Zero-Tails Jinchuriki liked Naruto, which made him feel like he had swallowed a fly.

Of course, he also knew that the Zero-Tails Jinchuriki mentioned on the screen was someone else.

However, Naruto is quite the womanizer.

Princess of the Snow Country? Queen of Loulan? Shrine Maiden of the Demon Country? Princess of the Vegetable Country? Nadeshiko Village? ...

As for Tsunade, that's nothing.

Tsunade's first kiss was to Nawaki, on his forehead.

The second kiss was given to Kato Dan, also on the forehead.

Even with Tsunade kissing his forehead and the 'Death Necklace' on him, Naruto is still alive and kicking. You have to admire him.

But Naruto is the main character, after all!
The Sage of Six Paths protected Naruto.

Danzo was genuinely envious of Naruto.

Of course, it's not that Danzo envies Naruto's luck with women; he doesn't get close to women. He envies Naruto's overpowered abilities!

Danzo relied entirely on his own efforts.

[In the moonlight and fireflies, Naruto and Hinata embrace and kiss...]

The image froze for a moment.

Naruto's eyes widened.

Is everything said on the screen true?
So, his future wife is Hinata?
……

The clan land of the Hyuga clan.

Hiashi Hyuga's eyes widened in disbelief. His daughter and Naruto?
Thinking about Naruto's kisses with so many women, he didn't have much affection for Naruto.

If Naruto were to become his son-in-law in the future, he would seriously hesitate.

The thought that Hinata might also be watching the screen made him feel terrible.

If Hinata saw what was on the screen, she would definitely be affected.

Meanwhile, many members of the Hyuga clan were already discussing it.

"Naruto Uzumaki is truly showered with 'love'!"

"After all, he's the main character, so let's be understanding."

“The other protagonist, Sasuke, is different from him.”

"Not necessarily. Maybe Sasuke is even more outrageous than him."

"Yes, since Naruto and Sasuke are both main characters, it's probably about the same."

"Although they are both main characters, judging from the meaning on the screen, Naruto is more important."

"After the Sage of Six Paths died, Ashura seems to have succeeded the Ninja Clan."

"I understand now, everything was arranged by the Sage of Six Paths?"

……

"Damn it, Naruto!"

Jiraiya's face was filled with jealousy.

Those women are really something.

Naruto is still a child! If he's so capable, he should come at Jiraiya.

The more I watch, the more outrageous it becomes; the person on the screen is definitely talking nonsense.

At the very least, it's impossible for Tsunade to kiss Naruto's forehead.

At that moment, Naruto's son and daughter appeared on the light screen.

[Boruto Uzumaki, the eldest son of Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage of Konoha, and Hinata Uzumaki, and the older brother of Himawari Uzumaki. After being promoted to genin, he joined Team 7, led by Konohamaru Sarutobi, along with Sarada Uchiha and Mitsuki, the son of Orochimaru...]

To shed the label of "Son of Hokage," Boruto must forge his own path. He becomes Sasuke's apprentice, hoping to learn a way to defeat Naruto.

"Orochimaru's son? Mitsuki?" Jiraiya was dumbfounded.

Looking at the Mitsuki on the screen, he definitely had Orochimaru's style.

As for Naruto's son Boruto and Naruto's daughter Himawari, they also appeared on the screen.

It looks normal, not like a prank.

However, Naruto's son, Sasuke's daughter, and Orochimaru's son were actually assigned to the same class, and their instructor was... Konohamaru?

The old man's grandson?

Konohamaru is still breastfeeding, isn't he?
……

F3 was also very surprised.

The third generation, in particular, felt the most complex emotions, but mostly they were gratified!
Orochimaru was a disciple highly regarded by the Third Hokage.

The Third Hokage couldn't bear to kill Orochimaru back then, and let him go out of a moment of weakness.

The screen said that Orochimaru would be redeemed in the future.

However, it's quite surprising that Orochimaru would have a son.

I don't know which woman gave birth to Orochimaru.

What pleased the Third Hokage most was that Konohamaru had grown up to be successful. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, Konohamaru will likely become the Eighth Hokage.

Although both of Hiruzen Sarutobi's sons were dead, his grandson's success was enough to make him happy.

"That's really unexpected!" Mitokado Homura said to Utatane Koharu.

Xiaochun, who was turning over to her dorm, nodded in agreement.

At this moment, Koharu Utatane is considering whether or not to try to match Naruto and Hinata together.

As for Sasuke and Sakura, there's no need to worry about them.

Sasuke's parents are still alive!
It's undeniable that Koharu Utatane had some selfish motives, but she still hoped that Konoha would get better and better.

If Naruto and Hinata getting together would make Konoha better, she would consider bringing them together.

The most important thing is that the chosen one should not change.

Since Naruto's fate was already good to begin with, it might not get any better; it might even get worse.

Therefore, it would be best if Naruto and Sasuke both followed their original destinies.

However, Naruto is still young.

Even if we want to bring Naruto and Hinata together, we'll have to wait a few years!
……

One of Orochimaru's strongholds.

Kabuto looked at Orochimaru with a strange expression.

Orochimaru stared in astonishment at the light screen.

Mitsuki? Orochimaru's son?

"Lord Orochimaru, this doesn't seem like the light screen is just making things up..." Kabuto hesitated for a moment before speaking to Orochimaru.

"Even if it's true, it's just the future under the original trajectory of fate. Since the trajectory of fate has changed, it won't be the same future." Orochimaru narrowed his snake eyes, a meaningful smile appearing on his lips.

Orochimaru appeared calm, but his heart was far from at peace.

The amount of information revealed by the light screen was too great; Orochimaru needed to analyze it carefully.

Main character? Female lead?
From now on, there will only be one protagonist in this world, and that is Orochimaru.

He doesn't need a female lead; even if he did need one, he could do it himself.

You can switch between Uncle Snake and Aunt Snake at will.

Kabuto saw ambition in Orochimaru's eyes.

Influenced by the light barrier, Orochimaru's ambitions are growing ever larger.

Kabuto was very pleased with this, believing that Orochimaru was the kind of person he should follow.

He, Kabuto, will always follow Lord Orochimaru.

In the future, when Lord Orochimaru stands at the pinnacle, he must at least see Lord Orochimaru's back.

"If the Sage of Six Paths really is protecting Naruto and Sasuke, then we should force him to come out," Orochimaru said to Kabuto.

Orochimaru had made up his mind: he would collect the chakra of the nine tailed beasts, synthesize a mini Ten-Tails, and then become the Ten-Tails' jinchūriki.

As for Hashirama's Wood Release, the Uchiha clan's Mangekyou Sharingan, and Nagato's Rinnegan, Orochimaru wouldn't give up on them either.

He was even interested in Indra's chakra and Ashura's chakra.

Since the light screen says that the Sage of Six Paths is protecting Naruto and Sasuke in the shadows, then we should use Naruto and Sasuke to force out the Sage of Six Paths.

When the Sage of Six Paths stepped out of the shadows and into the light, Orochimaru felt much more at ease.

The premise is that the Sage of Six Paths truly exists and has been protecting Naruto and Sasuke all along.

In addition, Orochimaru was also considering making good use of Danzo.

Orochimaru has many subordinates, but few of them are truly capable.

In Orochimaru's view, Danzo was a good pawn.

Of course, Danzo was also using him; it was all a mutual exploitation. As for who would have the last laugh, we'll have to wait and see.

Looking at Boruto Uzumaki, Himawari Uzumaki, Sarada Uchiha, Mitsuki, and the grown-up Konohamaru Sarutobi on the screen, Orochimaru suddenly had a whimsical idea.

If one could control time, then one could travel to the past or the future.

"Perhaps I could try to study this thing called 'time'," Orochimaru thought to himself.

It has to be said, Orochimaru is getting more and more insane.

Previously, Orochimaru didn't know enough, which limited him.

Through the light screen, Orochimaru learned a lot of important information, and the various 'operations' on the light screen inspired him.

Therefore, Orochimaru's mindset changed.

Many people have changed due to the influence of the light curtain.

Even Obito has changed.

Orochimaru's transformation may not be the most significant, but it was certainly not insignificant.

……

Minato, inside the Grim Reaper's belly, and Kushina, in the Pure Land, both stared blankly at Boruto and Himawari on the screen.

Boruto has golden hair and blue eyes, and looks a lot like Naruto.

It has to be said, Minato's genes are truly powerful.

Kushina has the Uzumaki bloodline, but her child doesn't have red hair.

The Hyuga clan's bloodline is also strong, yet Naruto's son still has blond hair.

But Naruto's son, Himawari, looks a lot like a Hyuga.

Minato and Kushina never expected that they would be able to see their grandchildren through the light screen.

They couldn't be completely sure if what was said on the screen was true, but both Minato and Kushina hoped it was.

But then I thought, this is happening with the light screen.

It's hard to say whether Boruto and Himawari will ever appear again.

Sarada Uchiha might not even appear.

But what can Minato and Kushina do?
As they pondered this, Minato and Kushina both turned their gazes toward the chat group on the light screen.

If all three members of a family are in the group, they can chat directly.

In the future, the number of members in the chat group will only increase, and the new members in the group will definitely not be selected randomly.

So just wait patiently!
……

Hiashi Hyuga was also stunned.

Boruto? Himawari?

His grandson and granddaughter?

Looking at the two children on the screen, Hiashi couldn't help but smile.

But when he thought of Naruto, his face darkened again; he no longer had any good feelings towards Naruto.

But my grandson and granddaughter are both adorable.

This left him feeling conflicted.

However, Naruto and Hinata are still young.

Moreover, it's all said by the light screen, so it might not be true.

However, as he watched, Riji started to feel that something was amiss.

Looking at Boruto's behavior and his interactions with Himawari, Sarada, and Mitsuki, it's getting more and more awkward.

The art style is completely wrong.

This made the Japanese team suspicious.

Is this something the light screen is making up?
【Boruto’s filial piety! 】

“Filial piety?” Hiashi was taken aback. His 'grandson' was very filial?

Regardless of whether the light screen is just making things up, let's take a look first.

However, what happened next left Jazz completely blank.

……

A smile appeared on Sasuke's lips.

Naruto's son became his apprentice? Just to defeat Naruto? He must think he's stronger than Naruto!
Even Naruto's son thinks Sasuke is stronger, so need I say more?

However, the more I looked at Boruto on the screen, the more awkward I felt.

It wasn't just awkward; it even made him feel embarrassed.

However, the screen continued to play, so he continued watching.

It's just getting more and more awkward.

The style is completely different from before.

This makes it hard to believe the light curtain.

But the light screen probably doesn't care.

Seeing Boruto on the screen shouting that he wanted to get rid of the label of "Son of Hokage" and forge his own path, Sasuke looked at him with new respect.

(End of this chapter)