Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 216 Konoha Orphanage, Kakuzu Spits Blood
On the light screen, the Konoha Orphanage appeared.

However, the Hokage Rock not only houses the First Hokage Hashirama, the Second Hokage Tobirama, the Third Hokage Sarutobi, and the Fourth Hokage Minato, but the Fifth Hokage changed; it was not Jiraiya, but Tsunade, followed by the Sixth Hokage Kakashi and the Seventh Hokage Naruto.

By the time Naruto became Hokage, the village had undergone tremendous changes.

Technological development can be described as changing rapidly.

[When the Otsutsuki clan entered Konoha and saw the Ichiraku Ramen shop, he felt a sudden panic and a great sense of terror, instinctively avoiding it...]

I'm typing this out because I don't want to talk.

But the daughter who typed it by hand found it interesting.

When the Otsutsuki arrived at the Konoha orphanage, they saw the headmaster, Kabuto Yakushi, wiping a coffin.

Ōtsutsuki: "Have you all prepared your coffins?"

Kabuto adjusted his glasses, smiled slightly, opened the coffin, and a figure stepped out, staring at Otsutsuki with red glasses: "Do you also want to dance?"

"Pure Land," Ban snorted coldly.

On the light screen, Otsutsuki, who possessed the Rinnegan, was being thoroughly defeated by him, who had the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.

It's clear that the screen has a high opinion of him.

However, many of his abilities were exposed by the light screen.

Besides his abilities, his fighting style was also exposed by the light screen.

Through the light screen, others can also gather a lot of information about him, which is very disadvantageous for him.

However, the power of the Otsutsuki on the light screen is even more terrifying.

By the way, the image of the Otsutsuki on the light screen is a bit blurry, but his Byakugan and Rinnegan are very clear.

Moon.

Kaguya, who was sealed away, looked surprised.

The Otsutsuki's ability on the light screen...

There is a Daikokuten of the One Style, as well as her Ten no Minaka, and Urashiki's Yomi Hirasaka.

This doesn't just expose information about one Otsutsuki, but rather information about multiple Otsutsuki.

Also, is the light screen a fanboy?

Madara Uchiha was alright, passable, but compared to a genuine Otsutsuki, he was far inferior! Not to mention that a genuine Otsutsuki possessed many powerful abilities, and it would be unreasonable for him not to easily defeat Madara. Yet, on the screen, Madara was actually beating up the Otsutsuki.

But to be fair, in terms of combat awareness, she seems to be inferior to Madara.

Having great power does not necessarily mean being good at fighting.

However, if the difference in strength is significant enough, it's a complete crushing defeat, and even if one's combat awareness is inferior, it doesn't matter.

At this moment, it wasn't just Kaguya who was watching the live stream on the screen; there were other Otsutsuki as well, and their expressions were all grim upon seeing the current live stream.

……

"Orphanage director?" Dou fell into thought.

So, was this his original fate?

Following Lord Orochimaru, who cleared his name and returned to Konoha, he followed him back and took over the village's orphanage, which makes sense.

As for the spot on the light screen, it is a reincarnation in the Impure World.

The resurrected Madara was still at his peak strength, which is something that the current Edo Tensei technique cannot achieve. It requires further improvement of the Edo Tensei technique.

But the fact that Otsutsuki was completely outmatched by Madara was something Kabuto found hard to believe.

It's impossible for Otsutsuki to be that weak.

Looking at the various abilities that the Otsutsuki used on the light screen, they were all extremely powerful.

So, this is a smear campaign against the Otsutsuki clan!

Not far away, Orochimaru was also staring intently at the Otsutsuki and Madara on the light screen.

Orochimaru wasn't very interested in Deidara's trouble-making in Konoha or Awei's video recording.

The screen showed that Kabuto was the director of the Konoha Orphanage, but Orochimaru didn't pay much attention to it.

Orochimaru watched Madara and the Otsutsuki battle very closely.

Madara's strength amazed Orochimaru.

As for the Otsutsuki who was utterly defeated by Madara, Orochimaru believed that he must have been smeared by the light barrier.

The various abilities that Otsutsuki displayed on the light screen were all incredibly powerful! If Orochimaru were given those abilities, he could make any of them incredibly versatile.

However, the Otsutsuki on the light screen, despite possessing immense power, was unable to utilize it effectively.

Then there's the special nature of the Impure World Body.

Edo Tensei Madara possesses unlimited chakra and is immortal.

"The Otsutsuki clan..." Orochimaru thought to himself, his eyes narrowed.

Orochimaru used to think that the Sage of Six Paths and the Goddess of the Rabbit were just myths and legends.

But it all turned out to be reality.

Kaguya was a member of the Otsutsuki clan. She came into this world, planted the Divine Tree, and became the progenitor of chakra.

Therefore, the origin of chakra in this world is Kaguya.

Kaguya was just a member of the Otsutsuki clan.

So, how many people are there in the Otsutsuki clan? And how powerful is the strongest among them?
Furthermore, how much knowledge did the Otsutsuki clan possess? To what extent had their technology advanced?
Orochimaru developed a great deal of curiosity about the Otsutsuki clan.

However, even the Sage of Six Paths wasn't a pure Otsutsuki!

For Orochimaru now, the Sage of Six Paths is already an existence he can only look up to.

Therefore, he is not qualified to study the Otsutsuki clan at all.

One must be strong to forge iron; Orochimaru is still too weak.

The nine tailed beasts merged into the ten-tailed beast?

Does Sasuke possess Indra's chakra?

Does Naruto possess Ashura's chakra?
Ashura Chakra + Byakugan = ?

Through the light screen, Orochimaru learned a lot, but his doubts only grew.

Orochimaru, however, harbors a strong thirst for knowledge.

He'll have to find the answer himself.

Alternatively, the answer can be displayed directly on the screen.

What will be broadcast on the screen is completely uncertain; anything is possible.

……

Pure Land, Yakushino U felt somewhat gratified.

Dou grew up and became the director of an orphanage.

Nono has no children of her own; to her, all the children in the orphanage are her children.

Kabuto was found on the battlefield of Kikyō Mountain, and his background is unknown.

However, Kabuto was intelligent and capable from a young age.

But it was precisely because of Kabuto's outstanding abilities that Danzo set his sights on him.

……

[Hashirama: So this is the Otsutsuki? So many abilities! And they're all very strong.]

In the group chat, Hashirama suddenly spoke.

The various abilities of the Otsutsuki fighting Madara on the light screen amazed Hashirama.

It's a bit ridiculous that Madara completely overpowered Otsutsuki.

Hashirama certainly knew about Madara.

Hashirama acknowledged the fighting spirit of Madara on the light screen.

However, the Otsutsuki who was utterly defeated by Madara showed little regard for combat awareness.

Are all members of the Otsutsuki clan powerful but incapable of fighting?

Hashirama didn't quite believe this explanation.

As for Madara, he has made considerable progress compared to when he was at the Valley of the End.

The battle between Edo Tensei Madara and Otsutsuki also gave people a better understanding of Otsutsuki.

【Kakuzu's pride! 】

Suddenly, Madara and Otsutsuki disappeared, and the Konoha orphanage was turned into an underground gold exchange.

Kakuzu, who had just come out of the underground gold exchange, encountered Konoha ninjas.

One of the Konoha ninjas used Wood Release.

[Kakuzu: Wood Release? The First Hokage? I've fought him before; he's a bit stronger than me.]

In the group chat, Hashirama doesn't recall ever fighting Kakuzu.

On the screen, the Konoha ninjas who heard Kakuzu's words were all incredulous.

Kakuzu once attempted to assassinate the First Hokage, and although he failed, he managed to escape unscathed. This is the source of his pride.

A shuriken flew from 8 kilometers away. Hashirama glanced at it but didn't pay it any mind...

Kakuzu was already itching to curse after seeing the arrangement on the screen.

Throwing a shuriken from 8 kilometers away? How could Kakuzu be such a coward?

Back then, his assassination of Hashirama Senju was not like this.

But with the light screen like this, no one would believe him even if he told the truth!

Others believe he threw a shuriken at Hashirama Senju from 8 kilometers away and then turned and ran away.

And yet, they still have the nerve to say it.

Are you quite proud?
"Boom~"

A terrifying aura emanated from Kakuzu.

Kakuzu cannot forgive being smeared by the light screen.

It's not that he's petty, it's just that the light screen went too far.

Although it's unclear how many people are watching the light screen.

But those are just the five great ninja villages, which together probably number in the hundreds of thousands!

The more Kakuzu thought about it, the angrier he became.

Suddenly, he coughed up a mouthful of blood.

He was so angry that he vomited blood, a first for Kakuyu in his life.

Several pedestrians nearby noticed Kakuzu.

"It seems to be Kakuzu mentioned on the light screen."

"He assassinated the First Hokage? How old is he now?"

"Being able to throw a shuriken more than 8 kilometers away is quite impressive."

……

Several pedestrians stopped to look at Kakuzu, whispering among themselves and pointing at him.

These pedestrians are all ordinary people.

Although this was the age of ninjas, there were still more ordinary people than ninjas.

The strange looks from others only fueled Kakuzu's anger.

Kakuzu is not one to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but right now, he's in a bad mood, and these few pedestrians around him are unlucky.

Without using ninjutsu, Kakuzu simply took out a kunai.

Holding a kunai, Kakuzu instantly vanished from the sight of several pedestrians around him.

The pedestrians were also stunned, never expecting that Kakuzu would make a move without saying a word.

In front of Kakuzu, a few ordinary people are no different from ants, and can be crushed with a flick of the wrist.

In the blink of an eye, several pedestrians were killed by Kakuzu.

At this point, Kakuzu's mood improved slightly.

I wish I could tear the light barrier apart.

Anyone who dares to smear Kakuzu should not exist.

Unfortunately, even Kakuzu is now powerless against the light barrier.

Not long after Kakuzu left, the killing of several people caused a stir.

To Kakuzu's surprise, he encountered Awei not far away.

Kakuzu was also somewhat surprised, as this place was quite far from Konoha.

Ah Wei was recording videos in Konoha not long ago, and now he's here. He's really fast.

"How's Deidara doing?" Kakuzu asked casually.

The underground gold exchange also has a bounty on Deidara, but the bounty is not high.

If Deidara were dead, Kakuzu would rather take Deidara's body to exchange for money.

For Kakuzu, money is the most important thing.

“Still alive.” Awei shrugged and didn’t say anything more.

After a brief chat, Kakuzu was about to leave, and Ah Wei, feeling bored, curiously asked Kakuzu how he had assassinated Hashirama back then.

All we know is that Kakuzu once attempted to assassinate Hashirama, and that Kakuzu failed.

Because of the mission's failure, Kakuzu returned to the village stigmatized and severely punished.

Ah Wei could understand Kakuzu's feelings at the time.

He was a man who risked his life for the village, but the village treated him too cruelly, so he developed a strong hatred for it.

Kakuzu attempted to assassinate Hashirama but was defeated by the Wood Release technique, though he survived by sheer luck.

The screen said that Kakuzu threw a kunai from 8 kilometers away, no wonder Kakuzu was so angry that he vomited blood.

"You...want to die?" Kakuzu stared coldly at Awei.

Despite their seemingly good relationship, in Kakuzu's heart, they are dispensable.

For Kakuzu, killing Awei wouldn't be a big deal.

"I know you're angry, but don't be angry yet. I'll ask Hashirama for you," Awei said with a grin.

In the group chat, Awei tagged Hashirama.

Kakuzu?

Hashirama said he didn't remember.

Countless ninjas attempted to assassinate Hashirama, but almost all of them died at his hands.

Hashirama didn't really care about a ninja from Takigakure.

That's normal. If Hashirama cared, Kakuzu wouldn't have survived back then.

Although Hashirama was sometimes naive and simple-minded, he would not show mercy to the ninjas who tried to assassinate him.

Only a nobody in Hashirama's eyes, plus a bit of luck, could survive a failed assassination attempt on Hashirama. Yes, that's Kakuzu.

There weren't many ninjas that Hashirama could remember, not including Kakuzu.

While Awei was chatting happily with Hashirama in the group chat, Kakuzu's expression grew increasingly gloomy.

At this moment, Kakuzu really wanted to kill Awei, but he held back.

On one hand, everyone knows that Ah Wei's strength is unfathomable, and he is not very confident in fighting him.

On the other hand, Awei can help him make money.

So, he refrained from making a move, but Kakuzu quickly slipped away.

Ah Wei couldn't catch up with Kakuzu either. Watching Kakuzu's figure disappear into the distance, Ah Wei's gaze was deep, and a meaningful smile appeared on his lips.

"Kakuzu's mentality isn't quite right!" Awei muttered to himself.

Then he looked up at the light screen.

Okay, let's start with a live stream of Tobirama Senju.

By the way, they haven't even focused on streaming Tobirama Senju yet!

There are many topics surrounding Tobirama.

So, what's a good choice for Tobirama in live streaming?
The Uchiha clan, born evil?

"Why don't we just broadcast Tobirama's death live!"

Once Awei had made up his mind, the title appeared on the screen.

The Death of Tobirama!

……

Pure land.

Tobirama Senju's eyes widened.

The screen started broadcasting his story live.

However, his death directly...

At this moment, Tobirama recalled how he covered the rear to protect Hiruzen, Danzo, and the others, and was then killed by Kinkaku's forces.

This also fueled his resentment.

He was too careless back then; he should have been more cautious.

If he had lived a few more years, Konoha would have become stronger, and Hiruzen, Danzo, and the others would have truly grown up. Wouldn't that have been better?

However, he's already dead, so what's the use of saying anything more?
Let's see what's being said on the screen.

Perhaps, we can use the light screen to promote the Will of Fire.

The Kage of the village was willing to sacrifice himself to protect the village's 'seedlings'; this is the true Will of Fire, and Tobirama Senju perfectly embodied the Will of Fire.

Since Tobirama's death is going to be broadcast live on the screen, let everyone have a good look at the Will of Fire!
Thinking that the light screen could help promote the Will of Fire, Tobirama's mood improved a lot.

The more people recognize the Will of Fire, the greater the benefit to Konoha.

Normally, promoting The Will of Fire would face many obstacles, but if the light screen helps with the promotion, it's a different story.

Whether the light screen actually promotes the Will of Fire as he intended is another matter.

It's only a possibility, so let's wait and see.

(End of this chapter)