Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 239 Yongdaimei is a little crazy

In the canyon, two Grim Reapers are locked in combat.

The Grim Reaper's wakizashi clashed, but the two were evenly matched.

The two Grim Reapers had not yet decided who would win, but the two souls being pulled apart could not withstand the strain.

After all, they were just the souls of two Chunin.

Pulled by death, these two souls were already collapsing.

Ah Wei watched indifferently.

With the collapse of the two souls, the two Grim Reapers each sealed some fragments of the soul and then disappeared.

At the same time, the Pure Land rules were restored to normal.

As for the issues with the Pure Land rules, only a portion of them were repaired.

Therefore, the same method can also produce bugs.

"No~"

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Eternal Girl was going a little crazy.

He was so close, just a tiny bit more, and he could have escaped from the Grim Reaper's belly and seen Kushina.

As a result, the Pure Land rules returned to normal.

And Death has stopped acting crazy.

But Minato was in trouble.

The Nine-Tailed Fox is similar.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Then Nine-Tails started cursing loudly.

With a sigh, Minato could only accept reality.

Of course, feeling frustrated is inevitable.

It was just a little bit short after all.

……

The Sage of Six Paths was starting to regret it.

If more souls had been sacrificed before, the problems with the Pure Land's rules could have been fixed, and the rules would be more perfect than they are now.

Nowadays, there are quite a few souls in the Pure Land.

Some of the dead are disliked by the Sage of Six Paths, so it's good to use them to contribute to the improvement of the Pure Land's rules.

But because I hesitated for a moment, I missed a great opportunity.

I wonder how long it will be before Death vs. Death happens again.

The Sage of Six Paths is having more and more things to worry about.

This ninja world is his life's work, and he will always protect it.

But the future of the ninja world...

The repeated appearances of the light screen had a significant impact on the ninja world.

Kaguya appeared in the form of a clone.

There's also the treacherous and cunning Black Zetsu.

Another one is Tzu-hsien.

Although the Sage of Six Paths had not yet seen the Cixian mentioned on the light screen, he believed that it existed.

Isshiki is Kaguya's partner; they came into this world together.

Kaguya used a sneak attack.

The wedge of the one-piece set resided in Cixian's body.

Therefore, the time it took for One Style to remain patient was even longer than that of Black Zetsu.

So, what are Ichishiki's plans?
Just thinking about it made the Sage of Six Paths wary.

Naruto and Sasuke haven't grown up yet.

"Activate the chakra of Indra and Ashura?" the Sage of Six Paths pondered.

No, Naruto and Sasuke are still too young.

It will take at least another two and a half years!

……

Konoha.

Hiruzen Sarutobi puffed on his cigarette, exhaling smoke rings, while his mind drifted to the Pure Land.

The Pure Land is the final resting place for the souls of the deceased.

People go to the Pure Land after they die.

Lake Biwa, Shinnosuke, and Asuma are all in the Pure Land.

He too will go to the Pure Land after Hiruzen Sarutobi.

But now, he can no longer glimpse the Pure Land.

Kaguya said there was a problem with the Pure Land, but Hiruzen Sarutobi couldn't confirm it.

However, since Kaguya said it herself, it should be true!
This made Sarutobi worry about Biwako and the others in the Pure Land.

At that moment, Sarutobi thought of the Impure World Reincarnation.

Perhaps you could ask Edo Tensei or Asuma.

Sarutobi is not only a master of ninjutsu, but also a ninja expert.

Sarutobi learned some of the forbidden techniques developed by the Second Hokage.

Although he doesn't know forbidden techniques like the Flying Thunder God Technique, he does know the Impure World Reincarnation.

After some consideration, Sarutobi made a decision: he planned to resurrect his eldest son, Shinnosuke, using Edo Tensei.

However, it's best not to use the Impure World Reincarnation technique in front of others.

……

Deep in the forest of the Sarutobi clan, Sarutobi first cast a sealing spell.

The sealing technique he personally applied was so powerful that even Jiraiya needed some time to break it.

At that moment, Sarutobi began to seriously perform the Impure World Reincarnation technique.

The Impure World Reincarnation technique isn't too complicated.

Of course, Sarutobi's Impure World Reincarnation technique is not as good as Orochimaru's or Kabuto's.

This is just the original Edo Tensei, while Orochimaru and Kabuto improved upon the original.

Not long after, a coffin emerged from the ground.

When the coffin lid was opened, a figure stepped out.

Of course, a sacrifice is needed to perform the Impure World Reincarnation.

They just randomly picked one from Konoha Prison.

Sarutobi Shinnosuke's appearance is somewhat similar to Asuma's; he likes to smoke at a young age and has a full beard.

However, Shinnosuke is more mature and composed.

Looking at Shinnosuke, Sarutobi burst into tears.

This is Sarutobi's most prized son.

If he hadn't died so young, Shinnosuke's achievements wouldn't have been inferior to Kakashi's, and he might have even become Hokage.

But fate is cruel; Shinnosuke died young, leaving Sarutobi to bury his son.

As he stepped out of the coffin, Shinnosuke looked around and then fixed his gaze on Sarutobi.

"Old man, did you summon me?"

Shinnosuke knew about the Impure World Reincarnation technique before his death.

Having seen the light screen more than once in the Pure Land, I have a better understanding of rebirth in the defiled world.

Now, he is in a state of impurity, and only the old man remains.

Therefore, it is obvious.

Then, Sarutobi and Shinnosuke started chatting.

They also talked about Konohamaru.

Knowing that Konohamaru was alright, Shinnosuke was relieved.

Through the light screen, Shinnosuke also saw Konohamaru after he grew up.

From Shinnosuke's words, Sarutobi also learned that something had indeed happened in the Pure Land.

Shinnosuke was almost sucked into a black vortex.

"Old man, give me a cigarette too!" Even in death, Shinnosuke still had a smoking addiction.

Sarutobi was puffing away on his pipe, which made Shinnosuke want to smoke even more.

You're already in a defiled state, and you still want to smoke?
This left Sarutobi feeling helpless, but he still tossed a cigarette to Shinnosuke.

He caught the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

With a rub of his hands, a small flame appeared in them; this was a Fire Release ninjutsu.

This one move alone demonstrates Shinnosuke's extremely high level of mastery of Fire Release techniques.

Shinnosuke lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, but looked miserable.

It had absolutely no taste.

After all, it is a body of impure earth.

Not only does smoking taste bland, but eating meat and drinking alcohol also become tasteless.

Hiruzen Sarutobi understood that he had wasted a cigarette, but he said nothing.

……

Kaguya was disappointed.

Neither Hagoromo nor Hamura appeared.

Hamura's soul is already on the moon.

As for Yu Yi's soul, it must be in the Pure Land!

Kaguya didn't go looking for him specifically.

There's been a problem with the Pure Land this time, and Kaguya suspects that Hagoromo is behind it.

The Pure Land is a force not to be underestimated, so why did Hagoromo gain control of it?

……

Ah Wei tried, but failed to enter the Pure Land.

However, he has already grasped a little bit of the rules of the Pure Land.

However, he cannot freely travel between the mortal world and the Pure Land. It can only be said that he has not mastered enough of the rules of the Pure Land.

However, if he personally performs the Reaper Death Seal, the Grim Reaper might not be able to devour him.

Without having to sacrifice one's life, the Reaper Death Seal can be used freely.

Of course, this is just a feeling, I haven't tried it yet, so there might be some discrepancy between my feelings and the facts.

Suddenly, Ah Wei's expression changed, as he realized he was being watched.

Someone was watching him from the shadows.

So, Ah Wei quietly expanded his range of perception.

In the distance behind him, a crow perched on a large tree, its eyes displaying a pair of three-tomoe Sharingan.

"One against seven, they've got some nerve!" Ah Wei sneered inwardly.

It's probably just a coincidence.

Itachi happened to be nearby and spotted Ah Wei, so he took a look.

If we're lucky, we might be able to gather some information about Awei.

Ignoring the crow in the distance behind him, Awei continued to expand his perception range.

Soon, the weasel was spotted in the distance.

The weasel used a bush to conceal itself.

If it weren't for Ah Wei's keen senses, he really wouldn't have noticed.

……

Itachi also happened to discover Awei.

Now that he had discovered Ah Wei, and Ah Wei hadn't noticed him, he was secretly watching him, hoping to gather some information about Ah Wei.

Itachi was very wary of Ah Wei.

In Itachi's eyes, Wei was quite dangerous.

Therefore, it is necessary to gather more information about Awei.

Now, Itachi suddenly had a bad feeling.

Ah Wei found out?

It doesn't look like it.

Suddenly, Awei, who was in the distance, turned his head and looked directly in his direction.

"We've been discovered." Itachi was shocked, and all hope was gone.

At the same time, Itachi couldn't help but admire Wei's insight.

Even if Hyuga had the Byakugan activated, he might not have such insight!
Despite feeling a little panicked, Itachi didn't run away.

If you run away at this point, it would be a sign of a guilty conscience.

"One against seven? Are you spying on me? Is this your personal action, or is Nagato showing you what I'm capable of?" Awei walked over with a smile, unhurriedly.

Although Ah Wei's voice wasn't loud, it clearly reached Itachi's ears from a great distance.

As Awei progressed step by step, Itachi also felt increasing pressure.

This is an invisible pressure.

"Don't misunderstand, I just happened to be nearby and concealed myself to avoid causing any unnecessary misunderstandings," Itachi said.

"Is that so?" Ah Wei's smile grew even brighter.

However, Itachi felt increasingly uneasy.

Suddenly, Ah Wei teleported, closing the distance between himself and Itachi.

Then I saw Ah Wei move in a flash, one step at a time.

In a short time, Awei arrived in front of Itachi.

Itachi instinctively took a step back.

Suddenly, Itachi's momentum weakened.

Itachi's expression was also unusually unpleasant.

“The look in your eyes right now is called…weakness,” Awei laughed.

Itachi's face flushed red, and anger surged within him.

But Itachi did not act impulsively.

Even with his kaleidoscope, he knew he didn't have much of a chance against Awei.

"It's dangerous to spy on my world." With a slight smile, Awei made his move.

Despite the close proximity and Awei's swift attack, Itachi reacted just as quickly and responded promptly.

But Ah Wei's attack still forced Itachi back, and before Itachi could regain his footing, Ah Wei's attack came again.

A contest based solely on physical skills.

Ah Wei's attacks were fierce, completely overwhelming Itachi.

Under Awei's onslaught, Itachi struggled to defend himself even with all his might.

Soon, Itachi was struggling to keep up.

"boom!"

Seizing an opportunity, Awei kicked Itachi.

The moment it fell to the ground, Itachi's body transformed into several crows and scattered away.

The next moment, Itachi appeared not far behind Awei and threw several kunai with a flick of his hands.

The kunai, each with a different trajectory, collided in mid-air, causing their paths to change again.

Ah Wei also produced a kunai in his hand, and casually blocked several kunai that were coming at him.

It must be said that Itachi's kunai throwing technique is truly exquisite.

But using this against Awei is laughable.

In their brief exchange, Awei wasn't taking it too seriously, and Itachi was also holding back.

At least Itachi didn't use Amaterasu or Tsukuyomi, nor did he activate Susanoo.

However, Itachi probably wouldn't dare to use Tsukuyomi on Awei!
Itachi looked at Awei with a serious expression.

"Don't be nervous, I didn't mean to kill you." Awei looked at Itachi expressionlessly.

For Awei now, killing Itachi wouldn't be too difficult, but there's no need for it.

A living weasel can still play a significant role.

Itachi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Itachi knew that what Awei said was true.

If Ah Wei really wanted to kill him, he wouldn't still be standing there unharmed.

"Speaking of which, you recovered really quickly." Awei looked at Itachi.

Itachi was nearly killed by Kaguya, and it hasn't been long? He's almost fully recovered.

That recovery ability is really fast.

If it's Naruto, then it's not surprising.

The Uzumaki clan has strong regenerative abilities, and Naruto, being the Nine-Tails' Jinchuriki, has even stronger regenerative abilities. This is before Ashura Chakra is activated. If Naruto's Ashura Chakra were activated, his regenerative abilities would be even faster.

Itachi's pupils contracted. Did Awei know that he had been beaten to the point of near death by Kaguya?

This made Itachi even more wary of Awei.

Ah Wei's intelligence capabilities... exceeded expectations.

In Itachi's mind, Wei's danger level had increased again.

"I'll let you go this time, but if there's a next time, I'll... kill you." Ah Wei turned and left.

A bead of cold sweat appeared on Itachi's forehead.

At this moment, the weasel's legs felt a little weak.

this time……

What a blessing.

"Just how strong is Ah Wei?" Itachi wondered.

It's certain that she's much better than him.

Can Pain defeat Ah Wei?

Can Nagato defeat Awei if he personally takes action?

Xiao Nan's 6000 billion explosive tags could probably kill Awei!

That's not right either. If you were to fight Konan, you would definitely think of the 6000 billion explosive tags. Once you're prepared, no amount of explosive tags would be very effective.

For ninjas, once information is leaked, they become very passive in battle.

Suddenly, Itachi thought of the light screen again. A lot of his information had been exposed by the light screen, but it seemed that the light screen had not exposed Awei's information.

Through the light screen, Awei gathered a lot of information about him, but he knew very little about Awei, which was a major disadvantage for him.

In terms of intelligence, he lost.

……

After giving Itachi a small lesson, Awei left.

It would have been a waste of some time to just play with Itachi.

Next, Awei has important things to do.

It's not about researching death anymore.

But...

Ah Wei looked up at the moon in the sky.

There is an Otsutsuki clan on the moon. Of course, they are not the main Otsutsuki family from outer space, but rather descendants of Otsutsuki Hamura.

Awei also knows that there is a giant reincarnation eye on the moon.

That giant Tenseigan must contain immense ocular power.

Therefore, it's necessary to go to the moon.

"I have the Mangekyou Sharingan, and I have the Rinnegan. Next, I'll get the Tenseigan!" Ah Wei thought to himself.

The Tenseigan is also very powerful.

The giant Reincarnation Eye on the moon alone is enough to make him go there.

Although there are still descendants of Hamura on the moon, they are all blind!
However, going to the moon is not an easy task.

After all, the moon is too high.

Flying directly to the moon is very difficult.

Even though the Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, possessed the ability to fly, he was unable to fly to the moon because the moon was too high, exceeding Onoki's flight limits.

(End of this chapter)