Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 246 Itachi: They've been laughing at me the whole time, without stopping.
A crow flew out of Konoha and landed in a forest, landing in Itachi's hand.

Itachi then relayed another important piece of information back to Konoha.

All five major ninja villages are preparing for war.

The atmosphere in the ninja world grew increasingly tense.

The Fourth Shinobi World War was about to break out.

The thought that war was about to break out again made Itachi worry about Konoha.

Although Konoha has won in previous wars, this time it may not be so.

From the First Hokage to the present, Konoha's strength has been gradually declining.

Without Minato Namikaze's rise to power, Konoha would have been in serious trouble during the Third Shinobi World War.

Now, Konoha has lost not only Minato, but also Kushina, and even the White Fang of Konoha.

The meaning of Mitomon Advisor and Utatane Advisor is to use the Impure World Reincarnation technique to resurrect the First Hokage and the Second Hokage.

The Impure World Reincarnation is a forbidden technique developed by the Second Hokage. Although it is blasphemous to the dead, it is also a trump card of Konoha.

You still need to use it when necessary.

As for Itachi Uchiha, first and foremost, he was a Konoha ninja.

His kaleidoscope eyes are also a source of power for Konoha.

The sudden appearance of the light screen interrupted his thoughts.

"The light screen appeared at this moment..." He also fell into thought.

This should be able to delay the war.

Perhaps this could avert an impending war and prolong peace.

【One dozen seven alarms! 】

Itachi: ? ? ?

The moment I saw the title appearing on the screen, I knew it was a joke.

Being pranked by the light screen could easily lead to social annihilation.

Itachi was not happy about becoming someone else's source of amusement.

However, his objections were ineffective.

What can he do if the light screen wants to mess with him?
I just hope the light screen will "go easy" and not go too far!

……

In Konoha, over 99% of the people were looking up at the light curtain in the sky.

Fugaku frowned.

Is this a prank on his son?

The light barrier harbors considerable malice towards Itachi.

He had a feeling that Itachi's reputation in the village was about to decline again.

[At the Konoha Police Department, Itachi rushed in to report a crime. Obito and Kakashi received him...]

Fugaku's eyes widened in surprise.

I thought to myself, "Wow!"

Obito and Kakashi appeared on the screen, both dressed in police uniforms.

By the way, when did Obito and Kakashi join the police department?
……

"Boring!" Obito said, looking annoyed.

If you're just making fun of a one-against-seven situation, why drag him into it?
[Rin: Obito and Kakashi both look very handsome in their police uniforms.]

In the Naruto chat group, Rin suddenly said something, and Obito suddenly felt that being pranked by the light screen wasn't so bad after all.

Itachi: What I'm about to say, don't be afraid.

Obito and Kakashi exchanged a glance, and Obito spoke first: "We are members of the police department, we are not afraid."

Itachi: I just got beaten up by my younger brother using the Rinnegan.

Obito leans back tactically: Rinnegan...which one is it?
Itachi: Not just any one person, but a very strong Rinnegan, the kind that can unleash a planetary explosion!

Itachi:......

Nagato:......

Sasuke:  …

Obito and Kakashi: ...

Kakashi took out paper and pen and drew Pain's Deva Path for Itachi to see.
Itachi: He's not dead, he's alive.

Yahiko felt somewhat offended by the idea of ​​Pure Land.

Kakashi drew Nagato again.

Itachi: Not red-haired, but black-haired, an Uchiha, my stupid little brother!

Sasuke: Hmph!

Kakashi drew Madara again. When Itachi saw the Madara that Kakashi drew, he was stunned for a moment: This... his Rinnegan has six tomoe.

Obito reached for the paper and pen, drew a picture of Urashiki, and Itachi flung it away, gesturing wildly: "My stupid little brother! Sasuke! Sasuke, he has a six-tomoe Rinnegan! The Rinnegan that can casually use Chibaku Tensei, control tailed beasts with a single glance, and easily overpower Susanoo!"

Obito said seriously: I understand, please continue.

Itachi: I saw my younger brother in Konoha. He's grown so much, so I wanted to tease him. He just pulled me over with a Susanoo, and then... Chibaku Tensei! Chibaku Tensei! Then he called me a traitor. Seriously, who doesn't know that? Then he did Shinra Tensei, and I...

Obito couldn't help but burst out laughing, while Kakashi was still trying to hold it in.

Itachi: What are you laughing at?
Obito: I remembered something happy.

Itachi: What's making you happy?
Obito: My wife gave birth.

Obito stared blankly at the light screen. What was it saying?

He doesn't even have a wife yet, and you expect him to have a child? Could it get any more outrageous?

As for the parodies of Itachi on the screen, he didn't find them interesting.

Kakashi couldn't help but laugh too.

Itachi looked at Kakashi: What are you laughing at again?
Kakashi: I also remembered something happy.

Itachi looked at Kakashi suspiciously: "Your wife also has children?"

Kakashi: Ah! Yes, yes, yes.

Itachi's suspicious gaze swept over Obito and Kakashi: "Your wives are the same person?"

Kakashi's smile froze as soon as it appeared.

This inherently evil light curtain.

Lin, even in the Pure Land, is not doing well.

Obito, on the other hand, was even more furious: "You son of a bitch, you dare to do this to me!"
Obito: Our wives gave birth on the same day.

Itachi: You guys are clearly laughing at me, and it hasn't stopped.

Kakashi: Itachi-san, we've received rigorous training; we won't laugh no matter how funny it is, unless we can't help it.

……

The group chat became lively.

Some people think the light screen is excessive.

Some people think that the light screen is not excessive at all, and that it could actually be much more excessive.

Of course, some people also discussed the Rinnegan with six tomoe and the Chibaku Tensei.

[Awei: What exactly is Earth Explosion Star? I don't know much about it, can someone explain it to me?]

Ah Wei was also putting on an act in the group chat.

Then, someone in the group explained the concept of "earth-exploding star".

Chibaku Tensei is a sealing technique, said to be the one used by the Sage of Six Paths to seal the body of the Ten-Tails.

The Ten-Tails' body is the Gedo Mazo.

The moon in the ninja world was created by Chibaku Tensei.

This belongs to the sealing technique of the Heavenly Dao in the Samsara Eye.

This technique is a ninjutsu that achieves extreme control over gravity and causes enormous damage to the surrounding environment.

First, a black sphere is created. Then, the sphere is made to float automatically in the air. When it rises to a certain height, it will generate extremely strong gravity. At this point, the ground within a certain range will gradually crack...

As someone in the group explained the facts, everyone became aware of how terrifying the Earth-Exploding Star was.

For a time, people in ninja villages of all sizes were talking about it.

"Did they create a sealing technique for the moon?"

"It's truly terrifying."

"The One-Tailed to Nine-Tailed are only a portion of the Ten-Tailed's chakra, and since Planetary Devastation can seal the Ten-Tailed, sealing the Nine-Tailed would be even easier!"

"A sealing technique that requires the Rinnegan to perform."

"Pain possesses the Rinnegan, which means he can now unleash Planetary Devastation."

"When Pain destroyed Konoha on the screen before, I think he used Planetary Devastation!"

"Pain is just a corpse; it's Nagato who has the Rinnegan."

"Scorpion's puppets are art? Pain's Six Paths are the real art."

……

Itachi's expression wasn't good.

The screen said he was a traitor?

This isn't a good assessment. Although I don't quite understand it.

Sure enough, the light screen was full of malice towards him.

When he appears on the screen, it's definitely a smear campaign against him.

However, it was unexpected that they would drag Obito and Kakashi into the mix just to prank him.

At that moment, Itachi thought of Sasuke again.

If Oudoudou had the Rinnegan with six tomoe, then beating him up would be no problem at all.

The light screen has repeatedly stated that Sasuke will have a six-tomoe Rinnegan, so it is very likely that Sasuke will actually have a six-tomoe Rinnegan in the future.

Kaguya Otsutsuki possessed the Rinnegan with nine tomoe, which is probably inferior to the Rinnegan with six tomoe, but the difference is likely not too significant.

Then, Itachi thought about his own eyes now.

With each use of the Mangekyou Sharingan, his eyesight has deteriorated significantly.

It's difficult to even own a pair of eternal kaleidoscopes.

The Rinnegan was even more distant for him.

Not to mention the Rinnegan with six or nine tomoe.

However, he wasn't jealous of Sasuke.

He would be pleased if Sasuke could surpass him in the future.

But Sasuke's thoughts must not be distorted.

The village will always come first; Sasuke has gained power and must protect it.

……

Konoha.

"Sasuke actually beats Itachi so badly later?" Naruto was also surprised.

Naruto was also familiar with Itachi.

I know Itachi is very strong.

Even without the Mangekyou Sharingan, Itachi's strength had already reached the level of a Jonin.

With a pair of kaleidoscopes and powerful kaleidoscope eye techniques, Itachi is definitely a Kage-level character.

Naruto was annoyed when he saw on the screen that Sasuke had the Rinnegan with six tomoe and that he could easily defeat Sasuke.

Naruto felt annoyed when he saw Sasuke showing off.

"Sasuke is a master of disguise," the Nine-Tails inside Naruto said with a sneer.

Pretending to escape?

Naruto was speechless.

The term "pretending to be something you're not" means acting like you're very capable, confident, and look down on others.

It has to be said, Sasuke is really good at pretending.

Naruto felt inferior to him.

It's not that Naruto didn't want to pretend, but he just couldn't pull off Sasuke's act.

"Controlling a tailed beast with a single glance?" Kurama also harbored resentment towards Sasuke.

The kaleidoscope can be used to control the tailed beasts.

Of course, the Rinnegan with six tomoe is also a given.

If they attack together, from the One-Tailed to the Nine-Tailed, even the Rinnegan with Six Tomoe can control them in an instant!
That's what they thought, but Nine-Tailed Fox wouldn't say it out loud.

Nine-Tailed Fox's mouth is its hardest part.

If Kurama were to say so, it would certainly belittle the Rinnegan with its six tomoe.

Kurama and Naruto share the same stance on Sasuke.

Therefore, if Naruto were to fight Sasuke, Kurama could lend Naruto some chakra.

……

Sasuke's mind was filled with thoughts of the Rinnegan with six tomoe.

Although it doesn't have the nine-tomoe Rinnegan like Kaguya Otsutsuki, it is still a tomoe Rinnegan.

But he doesn't even have a kaleidoscope now.

The Rinnegan with tomoe is still out of reach.

The light screen said he had Indra's chakra, but where is Indra's chakra?
He himself could not feel any Indra chakra at all.

If it is, then it's not activated.

Does it require the Sage of Six Paths to activate it for him personally?
The light screen said that the Sage of Six Paths was in the shadows, protecting him all along.

But when Kaguya arrived in Konoha, the Sage of Six Paths didn't appear!
"If I truly possess Indra's chakra, I must uncover it," Sasuke thought to himself.

If it's really there, then it can definitely be found.

Perhaps we could try Kai's Eight Gates Formation.

The Eight Gates can break through the limitations of the human body, allowing chakra to be multiplied.

Of course, using the Eight Gates Formation will also put a strain on the body.

If someone's physique is not strong enough, using the Eight Gates Formation will cause irreversible damage.

……

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Minato's gaze was complex.

On the screen, they saw Obito and Kakashi wearing police uniforms.

This reminded Minato of Obito and Kakashi when they were young.

However, Obito was chosen by Madara Uchiha.

As Obito's teacher, he also failed to protect Obito.

……

Somewhere in the ninja world.

Black Zetsu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't appear on the light screen again.

Having one's own information exposed by the light screen is not a good thing.

Therefore, it's best not to appear on the light screen.

As for Itachi being parodied, what does that have to do with him? He's just watching for fun.

"Is Itachi a traitor?" Black Zetsu muttered to himself.

Based on his observation, Itachi isn't as bad as the screen portrays him!
Even if Itachi wiped out the Uchiha clan, there was nothing wrong with that; Black Zetsu would definitely support him.

From Black Zetsu's perspective, Itachi still has a bright future.

The full value of Itachi hasn't been realized yet!

With his eyes darting around, Black Zetsu had a lot of ideas forming in his mind.

Seeing the discussion about Planetary Devastation in the group chat filled Black Zetsu with hatred.

The planet Chibaku Tensei sealed away Black Zetsu's mother. Black Zetsu had been trying to rescue her for thousands of years, but in the end, he still couldn't save her.

All of this is a planetary explosion.

Without Chibaku Tensei, Hagoromo and Hamura wouldn't have been able to seal their mother!

However, no matter how much hatred Black Zetsu felt, it was useless.

Nowadays, the Ten-Tails is no longer a secret.

This has a huge impact on Black Zetsu's plan to save his mother.

As long as the light curtain doesn't end, Black Zetsu can't completely relax.

After all, the live stream will continue, and it's not impossible that some of his secrets will be exposed.

……

Because of the appearance of the light screen.

The tense atmosphere in the ninja world has eased a bit.

All five great ninja villages are preparing for war, and the Fourth Shinobi World War is about to break out.

The appearance of the light screen, however, eased the situation.

The Fourth Shinobi World War is unlikely to break out before the light barrier disappears.

As for what will happen after the light screen disappears, the Fourth Shinobi World War may break out immediately, or it may take some time, or it may take several years; it's hard to say.

Even the Five Kage dared not say it.

Ah Wei is very active in the group.

The group chat is getting more and more lively.

By the way, there are also tutorials in the group. Some generous ninjas directly share the training methods for ninjutsu, as well as the aspects that need attention during training.

However, when it comes to teaching ninjutsu, the Rasengan is the most discussed technique.

After all, the method of training the Rasengan had already been revealed by the light screen.

Since the method of training the Rasengan is no longer a secret, there's nothing wrong with discussing it publicly in the group.

Tobirama, for example, considered many powerful forbidden techniques based on the Rasengan.

It wasn't easy for Minato to develop the Rasengan, but with the Rasengan as a foundation, developing a series of powerful techniques became much easier, since the hardest thing is creating something from nothing.

Tobirama developed many forbidden techniques, so based on the Rasengan, he could easily develop many powerful forbidden techniques.

(End of this chapter)