Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 251 A Respected Opponent
The land of water, outside the village hidden in mist.

Kisame Hoshigaki, carrying Samehada, had a glint in his eyes.

On the screen, Kisame is wearing the Akatsuki uniform and is Itachi's partner.

Kisame and Gai are fighting...

At this moment, Tobirama in the group commented that Kisame's Water Release technique was not bad.

Kisame himself was aware of his own limitations. While his Water Release techniques were good, his current mastery of them was not yet as strong as the ones shown on the light screen.

But what was shown on the screen was the future.

Kisame's strength isn't static; he'll definitely be stronger in a few years.

And in a decade or so, it will be much better than it is now.

Kisame Hoshigaki, the Hidden Mist Monster, also known as the 'Tailless Tailed Beast',
After Orochimaru launched the 'Konoha Crush Plan', Kisame and Itachi appeared in Konoha. Asuma, with his keen senses, noticed them and attacked Kisame. However, Asuma's strength was far inferior to Kisame's. At the critical moment, Guy arrived to provide support, teaching Kisame a lesson with a single Konoha Whirlwind.

Kisame: ...

Sasori and Deidara kidnap Gaara; Konoha sends reinforcements to Sunagakure; Guy faces Kisame in his Zougen form.

Liu Menkai: Morning Peacock!

The demon king transformed into a ghost shark and died!

Kai: It's just a little sand; there's no need for Grandma Li to knock on the door.

Kisame:? ? ?
Ban's lips twitched in the Pure Land, and he suddenly felt like hitting someone.

In addition, many people are curious about what the image transformation mentioned on the light screen is.
Even Kisame was very curious.

Kisame is Kisame, but what kind of ghost is this "Kisame Reincarnation"?

Meanwhile, Nagato in Amegakure seemed lost in thought.

The art of image transformation?

Kisame fought Killer Bee, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki. After faking his death, he infiltrated the Cloud Village's strategy meeting and stole information. Just when everyone was unable to stop Kisame, Might Guy arrived.

Kai: Grandma Li knocks on the door, open it, Zhouhu!
Kisame was knocked unconscious by Might Guy's heavy blow. When he awoke, in order to preserve information about Akatsuki, Kisame summoned a summoning beast that killed him.

[Kai's second encounter with Kisame: You are...that guy?]

Kai encountered Kisame for the third time and felt he looked familiar. Who was this shark-faced guy?

Kai...

[Might Guy: I respect three rivals: Kakashi Hatake, Madara Hoshigaki, and Kisame Uchiha.]

Kisame's defenses are somewhat compromised.

At this moment, Kisame's eyes widened.

Kisame Uchiha?
asshole!

That bastard Matt Kai.

Also, Kisame committed suicide?
To be killed by one's own summoned beast...

At this moment, Kisame was unable to calm down.

……

Ban's face darkened.

Dried persimmon spots?
So, he called Kai the strongest in physical combat, and that bastard Kai couldn't even remember his name?

While it's undeniable that the light screen contains elements of parody, it's still possible for Ta Ban to discern whether it's entirely fabricated.

Therefore, Madara now feels that Guy has found a way to die.

[Tobirama: Dried persimmon spots? Hahaha~]

In the group chat, Tobirama was laughing happily.

That said, Tobirama rarely laughs so happily.

Izuna: Tobirama Senju, born evil, I will personally...

Tobirama: ...

Konoha.

Kai was also in a bad mood.

For Kai, this was social death.

He respected his three rivals, but ended up forgetting the names of two of them.

"Impossible! My memory can't be that bad. The light screen must be smearing me!" Kai shouted.

However, those around him still looked at Kai with strange expressions.

Anyone who knows Kai knows that he really doesn't have a good memory.

Therefore, the person on the screen was definitely not making things up this time.

"Madara Hoshigaki? Kisame Uchiha?"

"Hahaha~"

"A smile is the first sign of respect."

……

In the Uchiha clan's territory, many people looked at each other in bewilderment.

Kai didn't do it on purpose, so of course we forgave him.

Besides, that's just what was said on the screen.

What's said on the light screen is a mix of truth and falsehood.

It would be inappropriate for the Uchiha clan to cause trouble for Guy over something so trivial.

In addition, many members of the Uchiha clan couldn't help but laugh.

I bet Madara and Kisame both looked pretty dark-skinned!
Oh, by the way, the people in the Hidden Cloud Village probably don't look too good either.

……

Yunyin Village.

Raikage's office.

"Boom~"

The desk was smashed to pieces by the Fourth Raikage's punch.

Lightning-attribute chakra rampage.

Lightning crackled around the Fourth Raikage, whose hair stood on end.

At this moment, the Fourth Raikage's face was gloomy.

Kisame infiltrated the Kumogakure's operations meeting and stole intelligence.

How should we view the Hidden Cloud Village after this?
Although the Fourth Raikage would certainly deny what was said on the screen, his denial wouldn't make much difference.

Even if everyone in the Hidden Clouds denies it, it won't make a difference.

The other ninja villages would definitely be happy to see Kumogakure make a fool of itself.

Furthermore, the daimyo of the Land of Lightning must be somewhat disappointed with the Hidden Cloud Village!
In short, the creation of the light screen had a very negative impact on Yunyin.

Therefore, the Fourth Raikage was very angry.

Lei Ying's secretary looked helpless.

Comparing the secretaries of the Five Kage, the Raikage's is still the most outstanding.

Currently, the Fourth Raikage's secretary is a female ninja named Mabui. She has a slightly dark complexion, but she is very beautiful and has a great figure.

However, the Fourth Raikage's brain was almost entirely made of muscles.

At this moment, the Fourth Raikage was very angry, and Mabui didn't dare to get too close.

Actually, Mabuyi was also a little angry after seeing the light screen.

The Cloud Village's strategy meeting was stolen? Are you kidding me?
This is a denigration of Yunyin.

In Mabui's heart, Kumogakure is the strongest ninja village.

However, that Kisame is not someone to be underestimated.

Having faced off against Kai multiple times speaks volumes.

"Kisame Hoshigaki of the Akatsuki." The Fourth Raikage remembered it.

"Lord Raikage, according to intelligence, Kisame Hoshigaki is not currently in the Akatsuki organization," Mabui said.

As Raikage's secretary, Mabui must truthfully disclose the information she possesses.

Although the screen says that Kisame Hoshigaki is a member of Akatsuki, Kisame has not yet joined Akatsuki.

"Haven't joined Akatsuki yet? Then you're a Kirigakure ninja." The Fourth Raikage scoffed.

Then, put pressure on Fog Shadow.

If Kirigakure can make Sunagakure abandon a hero, why can't Kumogakure make Kirigakure give up a ninja?
If concealing oneself in the mist is possible, why can't one conceal oneself in the clouds?
Perhaps it's making a mountain out of a molehill.

Blame it on the light curtain!

After all, the dignity of the Hidden Cloud Village must be defended.

……

Rain Ninja Village.

Nagato frowned.

The screen repeatedly stated that Kisame was a member of the Akatsuki organization.

Kisame hasn't joined the Akatsuki organization yet.

If the information about Kisame on the screen isn't fabricated, then this is the kind of talent the Akatsuki organization needs.

First of all, Kisame is strong.

Furthermore, his willingness to commit suicide to protect information related to Akatsuki demonstrates his remarkable loyalty to the organization.

"I'll go and contact Kisame, and invite him to join Akatsuki." Konan's figure appeared not far away.

Konan also felt that the Akatsuki organization needed Kisame.

It's worth it for her to invite Kisame to join Akatsuki.

Nagato considered it in her mind, but did not object.

So I let Xiao Nan give it a try.

It would be best if Kisame joined Akatsuki at Konan's invitation.

Even if Kisame refuses, it won't be a loss for Nagato.

But Xiao Nan wasn't in a hurry to set off.

It wasn't just because it was raining outside, but also because the light show hadn't ended yet.

No rush either.

Therefore, it's not too late to set off after the light curtain ends.

That said, finding Kisame Hoshigaki is a bit difficult.

Currently, Kisame Hoshigaki is still a ninja of Kirigakure. Going to Kirigakure should provide information about Kisame's whereabouts.

It's even possible that Kisame is in Kirigakure.

The key question is whether Kisame is willing to join Akatsuki.

If Kisame is interested, he should take the initiative to contact Akatsuki.

Therefore, I'm not very optimistic.

Kisame probably doesn't want to join Akatsuki anymore.

But Xiao Nan still plans to invite him.

……

Mei Terumi is not worried that Kisame will join Akatsuki.

However, some of the village's higher-ups do not trust Kisame.

Mei Terumi still trusts Kisame quite a bit.

In Mei Terumi's view, both Zabuza and Kisame were elite ninjas of Kirigakure, and if they both defected, it would be a loss for the village.

Fortunately, Zabuza, Kisame, and the others still respected her as the Fifth Mizukage.

At this moment, Mei Terumi was analyzing Kisame's strength on the light screen, and also analyzing Guy.

Mei Terumi gleaned a considerable amount of information from the several exchanges between Kisame and Guy displayed on the screen.

The current Kisame is not as strong as the one on the screen.

As for Kai, all I can say is that his physical skills are too strong.

Madara called Guy's physical skills the strongest, and Guy truly deserved it.

Even without the Eight Gates, Guy's taijutsu is not to be underestimated.

With the Eight Gates, Guy's taijutsu can reach an unbelievable level.

For ninjas with little talent, diligently practicing taijutsu is a viable path.

Might Guy has become a symbol of faith for many ninjas.

For many ninjas who lack talent, Guy is a guiding light.

Even in the Hidden Mist Village, there are quite a few people who admire Kai.

This left Terumi Mei feeling helpless.

"Does Kai have a bad memory?" Mei Terumi wondered with a strange expression.

Madara Hoshigaki? Kisame Uchiha?
Terumi Mei couldn't help but want to laugh.

Suddenly, her expression changed.

Is Kai bad at remembering things?

If true, this is important intelligence.

With this intelligence, targeting Kai will be much easier in the future.

Don't underestimate the importance of memory.

For ninjas, good memory is very important.

A ninja with a poor memory is easily targeted.

For a moment, Mei Terumi had many thoughts on her mind.

Next, she also needs to discuss things with some people in the village.

……

Underground gold exchange.

Both corners hesitated.

Someone offered a reward of 7500 million taels for Kai's head.

Such a high reward is rare.

But Kakuzu hesitated because his target was Kai.

"Kai has a bad memory?" Kakuzu thought to himself.

If this is true, then assassinating Kai would be easier.

7500 million taels?

Kakuzu gritted his teeth and accepted the bounty.

Although it was difficult, he took the job for the money.

As long as the money is right, he wouldn't hesitate to assassinate the God of Ninjas.

Besides, Kai isn't that strong right now!
After Kakuzu left the underground gold exchange, many people inside discovered that someone had accepted the bounty on Kai.

Immediately, the huge gold exchange was filled with discussion.

"Someone actually dares to assassinate Emperor Kai?"

"There really are people who aren't afraid of death."

"After all, the bounty is 7500 million taels!"

"You need to be alive to spend your money."

"By the way, who offered a 7500 million tael bounty for Emperor Kai's head?"

"First, we can rule out people from Konoha. Rich people from Konoha wouldn't do that."

……

After leaving the underground gold exchange, Kakuzu headed to Konoha.

Barring any unforeseen circumstances, Kai is currently in Konoha.

Infiltrating Konoha to assassinate Guy is very difficult.

However, Kai exercises every day.

Kai often trains on the outskirts of Konoha Village, or even outside the village.

Therefore, by lying in ambush outside Konoha Village, we will definitely be able to wait for an opportunity to strike.

Kakuzu accepted the 7500 million taels without hesitation.

This money will naturally be part of the Akatsuki's budget.

As for Xiao Nan embezzling public funds to buy explosive tags, that's impossible.

Xiao Nan made a guarantee.

In addition, Kakuzu also sells explosive tags on the side.

Xiao Nan brand explosive tags are very popular nowadays.

That's right, Xiao Nan has become the number one brand of explosive tags.

Some people who run the explosive tags business wanted to cooperate with Konan to get rich together and make a lot of money, but as soon as Kakuzu mentioned it to Konan, her face darkened.

As Kakuzu headed towards Konoha, he made plans along the way.

Assassinating Kai is an S-rank mission, and Kakuzu felt that it needed to be planned carefully.

Having a good plan increases the chances of success.

However, Kakuzu was unaware that a pair of eyes were watching him from the distant forest.

A pair of Sharingan with three tomoe appeared in the forest.

The weasel emerged from the forest.

Watching Kakuzu's figure disappear into the distance.

Analysis shows that all the angles are from Konoha.

Is this a mission to assassinate someone in Konoha?
As he pondered this, the weasel summoned a crow.

Then, the weasel's crow flew away.

The crows will arrive in Konoha before Kakuzu.

Having received the intelligence, Konoha will surely make appropriate arrangements.

Therefore, Itachi would not need to personally stop Kakuzu.

However, after doing all this, Itachi suddenly turned around.

But then a dark figure appeared not far behind Itachi.

But he was an old man leaning on a cane.

Danzo Shimura!

Although both were Konoha rogue ninjas, Itachi and Danzo were completely different.

"One against seven, I actually admire you quite a bit. You have the mindset of a Hokage~" Danzo praised Itachi right away.

appreciate?

You don't have to.

What is the mindset of the Naruto?

Itachi's expression changed.

In that instant, Itachi thought of the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was the first to praise him for having the mindset of a Hokage when he was still young.

Now, is Guo Ying using verbal persuasion against him?

For Itachi, the Third Hokage's praise of his Hokage mindset was both exciting and frustrating. If he hadn't been a member of the Uchiha clan, would he have had a chance to become Hokage?

But now, Danzo praises him for having the mindset of a Hokage.

Itachi wasn't happy at all; instead, he wanted to curse.

"Let's cooperate! Let's protect Konoha together, and your younger brother will have a better future. Let's work together to make Konoha the best Konoha, strong and prosperous~" Danzo looked at Itachi with a serious expression.

However, Itachi's eyes suddenly turned into kaleidoscopes.

The next moment, Amaterasu's black flames appeared.

Black flames appeared on Danzo's body.

The next moment, some dark chakra detached from Danzo's body.

The black flames only burned away some of the dark chakra.

For the Zero-Tails inside Danzo, it was just a drop in the ocean.

Having gained sufficient knowledge of Amaterasu, Danzo devised a plan to deal with her.

In addition, Danzo also considered ways to deal with Itachi's Tsukuyomi and Susanoo.

Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan is indeed very powerful, but to think that he can defeat Danzo in his current state with just those two Mangekyou Sharingan is wishful thinking.

Seeing that Amaterasu was completely unable to defeat Danzo, Itachi's expression also became serious.

Facing Danzo at this moment, Itachi felt that Danzo was unfathomable.

"I have no ill intentions towards you, even if you fight seven against one. I acknowledge the Will of Fire within you," Danzo said calmly.

(End of this chapter)