Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 253 Jiraiya: This... doesn't seem to make any mistakes.

In Konoha, whether it was patrolling ninjas or ordinary people doing business, almost everyone was watching the light screen.

At this moment, fan art based on Naruto appeared on the screen.

Naruto: Starting Out with an Overpowered Spirit

Jiraiya, standing in the Hokage Building, also narrowed his eyes.

unbelievable?

This made Jiraiya's heart skip a beat.

By the way, what is the heaven of the ninja world?
Can the Sage of Six Paths represent the heavens of the ninja world?

Or perhaps, Kaguya Otsutsuki?
Jiraiya became quite interested in it.

I transmigrated into the Naruto world and became Yoruichi Uesugi, a special Jonin of Konoha. I wanted to get along with Jiraiya, but while on a mission in Tanabata, I met Tsunade at an izakaya. We hit it off, drank a bit too much, and then… a little story unfolded.

After returning to the village, he and Kushina fell in love again.

Jiraiya: Steal my wife? Steal my disciple's wife? You're already courting death.

Jiraiya:? ? ?

Tsunade:? ? ?
Naruto: ???
……

[To be Jiraiya's enemy is to defy the heavens...]

Jiraiya's crush is the Hokage (Tsunade), Jiraiya's teacher is the Hokage (a certain monkey who claims to be the strongest Hokage), Jiraiya's student is the Hokage (Minato), Jiraiya's student's student is the Hokage (Kakashi), Jiraiya's student's son is the Hokage (Naruto), Jiraiya's teacher's teacher is the Hokage (Tobirama), and the grandfather of the person Jiraiya likes is the Hokage (Hashirama)...

[Jiraiya's disciple's disciple is a villain (Obito), Jiraiya's disciple is a villain (Nagato)...]

To succeed in the ninja world, you have to maintain a good relationship with Jiraiya.

Jiraiya himself stared wide-eyed.

This……

There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

So, being Jiraiya's enemy is equivalent to... defying the heavens?

Jiraiya is actually that powerful? He didn't even realize it himself!
However, this time the Naruto fan fiction on the screen went a bit too far.

Did something happen between him and Tsunade?

This made him very jealous; he also really wanted to have some kind of little story with Tsunade!

And what's more, he stole Shuimen's wife? That's going too far, that's going too far.

Although Jiraiya maintained a good mindset, he was close to breaking down his defenses.

……

Pure Land, Kushina is furious.

This is ruining her reputation!

She's already a spirit in the Pure Land, how can they still treat her like this?

They don't even spare the dead, isn't that utterly despicable?

At this moment, Kushina's fiery temper was completely out of control.

However, no matter how angry she was, it was useless; she couldn't do anything to the light barrier.

Meanwhile, inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Yin Jiuwei was laughing.

That's right, the Nine-Tails was laughing at Minato.

Even the water gate can no longer receive sunlight.

Is this meant to make him the 'Green Flash' of the ninja world?
As for the idea that being Jiraiya's enemy is defying the heavens, according to what was said on the screen, it is indeed somewhat true.

But those who can become Hokage belong to the Hokage system, and Jiraiya was a member of the Hokage system, so it's normal for the previous Hokage to be associated with him.

As for Obito becoming a major villain, it was mainly Madara's choice.

As for Nagato, Madara's Rinnegan was transplanted into Nagato. Jiraiya discovered Nagato in the Land of Rain and recognized the Rinnegan. Instead of taking it, he stayed in the Land of Rain for a period of time to teach Nagato, which can be described as noble and virtuous.

In his pursuit of peace, Jiraiya surpassed everyone else.

The Rinnegan is the same eye as the Sage of Six Paths, so when Jiraiya discovered a pair of Rinnegan, he naturally thought that the person was a chosen one who could bring peace to the ninja world.

However, Nagato was not the chosen one; he was merely a pawn of Madara and a villain.

The true chosen ones are Naruto and Sasuke.

But for Shuimen, the focus now is...

Naruto fan art on the screen, featuring Uesugi Yoruichi...

Tsunade and Kushina have started a chaotic love triangle.

At this moment, Minato thought of Tsunade's lover, Dan Kato.

Duan also died young.

Now, Dan is definitely in the Pure Land, but Minato hasn't been seen.

And Duan should also be able to see the light screen.

Maybe everyone's cursing the light screen right now!

After all, this is too mentally taxing.

If one can remain calm and composed, then one's mindset is truly exceptional, something even Minato would find inferior.

Anyway, Minato is very angry right now.

It's important to know that the light screen is a live broadcast of the entire Naruto world.

Therefore, it's unclear how many people are watching.

Yoruichi, with her arm around Tsunade, was approached by Kushina: "Did I come at the wrong time?"

Yoruichi: "No, you've come at just the right time."

Water Gate: ###
Why should we underestimate his Flying Thunder God technique?

……

"Click~"

The ground was shaken.

A large crater appeared in the ground.

Tsunade's face was grim.

At this moment, Tsunade's anger was truly terrifying.

Shizune had been with Tsunade for quite some time, but this was the first time she had ever seen Tsunade so angry.

The light screen really went too far this time.

"Which bastard wrote this story? I'm going to kill him!" Tsunade shouted angrily.

Shizune could only advise Tsunade to calm down.

however……

[Shizune fell in love with Yoruichi the first time she saw him, but she didn't dare to confess and could only secretly admire him...]

Silent:…

It's no wonder they started off so incredibly strong; it's outrageous.

At this point, Shizune stopped trying to persuade Tsunade; her mood wasn't much better than Tsunade's.

……

Naruto was also furious.

Kushina is his mother.

This is something Naruto cannot forgive.

At this moment, the Nine-Tails' chakra within Naruto may once again spiral out of control.

The ninjas responsible for protecting Naruto were helpless.

F3 also stared in disbelief at the light screen.

Sarutobi didn't look well.

A monkey who claims to be the strongest Hokage?

Furthermore, although only members of the Hokage lineage can become Hokage, it is one thing to be clear in one's heart, but bringing it up would not be conducive to unity!

……

Many members in the group were also discussing it.

Hashirama, on the other hand, remained silent.

At this moment, Hashirama frowned.

All the Hokage throughout history have been closely associated with Jiraiya; in other words, the Hokage are of the same lineage.

This is somewhat different from Hashirama's original intention.

Furthermore, seeing his granddaughter featured in fan fiction on the screen... Hashirama was also a little angry.

Hashirama was not only the First Hokage of Konoha, but also Tsunade's grandfather.

But it wasn't just Hashirama who was angry.

Thousand-handed Butsuma, Thousand-handed Tobirama, Uzumaki Mito, Nawaki, Broken... all are full of life.

Meanwhile, some Uchiha members in the group were adding insult to injury.

Despite being somewhat angry, Hashirama was helpless against the light barrier.

Even if Hashirama were to revive and use Wood Release in Sage Mode, he wouldn't be able to attack the light barrier, let alone destroy it.

Now, he, Hashirama, is just an ordinary, unremarkable spirit in the Pure Land.

……

Orochimaru narrowed his golden snake eyes, his gaze icy.

Regardless, Tsunade is one of the Legendary Sannin.

Orochimaru would not acknowledge the Tsunade depicted on the screen.

Furthermore, the fact that the screen actually said that being an enemy of that idiot Jiraiya was defying the heavens is giving Jiraiya far too much credit.

As for the close connection between the Hokage and Jiraiya, that's fine. But for the villains to also be connected to Jiraiya is a bit far-fetched.

But in truth, both Obito and Nagato were pawns in Madara's plan.

However, the Hokage lineage has only reached the fifth generation.

Contrary to what was shown on the screen, the current Fifth Hokage is not Tsunade, but Jiraiya.

As for the Sixth Hokage, it might not necessarily be Kakashi.

The Seventh Hokage is not necessarily Naruto.

Needless to say, Jiraiya is definitely very unhappy right now, and Tsunade is even more unhappy.

Even if the three legendary Sannin of Konoha joined forces, they couldn't break through the light barrier.

Orochimaru was also very curious about the light screen.

Orochimaru was curious about the energy and principles behind the light curtain.

However, the light curtain could not be studied.

But Orochimaru did not give up. He could not figure out the secret of the light barrier now, but he might in the future.

……

Mt. Miaomu.

The toads, big and small, were also discussing it.

The biggest toad is, of course, the Great Toad Immortal.

It must be said that the toads of Mount Myoboku are all long-lived.

When the Great Toad Sage met the Sage of Six Paths, he was just a small toad.

In the blink of an eye, the Great Toad Immortal grew old.

"Wow, Jiraiya is amazing!"

"Defying the heavens means becoming Jiraiya's enemy? Are you serious?"

"By the way, is there really a Yoruichi Uesugi in Konoha?"

……

There are people in Konoha with the surname Uesugi.

As for Yoruichi Uesugi, there is no such person in Konoha.

It's clearly a random setting from a fan fiction novel on the screen.

At this moment, Tsunade and Kushina both appeared to be pregnant on the light screen.

Tsunade got pregnant first, and her belly was a little bigger than Kushina's.

At this moment, the Great Toad Sage felt a little sorry for Jiraiya.

If Jiraiya had even half the skills of Yoruichi Uesugi on the screen, he and Tsunade's child would be old enough to be minor characters!
No, it's more likely that Jiraiya will be killed by Tsunade!
Although Tsunade signed with Shikkotsu Forest, the Great Toad Sage still knew her quite well.

However, the screen said that Uesugi Yoruichi was more handsome than Kato Dan.

……

Jiraiya and Minato, master and apprentice, resorted to dark and underhanded methods to deal with Yoruichi...

[Silence is almost too much for her uncle to handle.]

Good heavens, the character designs of Jiraiya and Minato have been completely ruined; it's almost unbearable to watch.

Minato was known as the Little Sun of Konoha, a sunny and handsome guy, but on the light screen, he was even darker than the shadow of a pot.

Isn’t this a bit too outrageous?
At this moment, Minato laughed.

……

Angkor Fortress.

Guo Ying, leaning on his cane, suddenly had a glint in his eyes.

The screen displayed Jiraiya and Minato's various dark and despicable acts, leaving even the director stunned.

However, Guo Ying was able to tell that what was on the screen was nonsense.

If Jiraiya and Minato both harbored darkness within themselves, the Nagakage would have already taken them under his command.

But the thoughts and actions of Jiraiya and Minato on the screen made Guoying feel that he had learned something.

At this moment, Zero Tail within Guoying's body also became active.

But Guo Ying's heart had become even darker.

In addition, Guo Ying also had many schemes and plots brewing in his mind.

Guoying also tried to control Angkor Fortress to fly towards the light screen, but the distance between them did not change at all.

Although this result was expected, Guoying was still disappointed.

By the way, Tobirama wants to leave a Flying Thunder God mark in the group.

Many people watch the light screen, but only a very few think about studying it or controlling it.

In addition, some people's ambitions disappeared because of the light screen, while others' ambitions were fostered by it.

Guo Ying already had great ambitions, and influenced by the light screen, his ambitions grew even greater.

……

The moon, Kaguya, sealed away.

Even she felt that the light screen was a bit excessive.

In fact, both Tsunade and Kushina are her descendants.

Her eldest son, Hagoromo Otsutsuki, was the Sage of Six Paths in the ninja world.

Ashura, the second son of Hagoromo, is the ancestor of the Senju and Uzumaki clans.

Kushina is from the Uzumaki clan, while Tsunade has both the Senju and Uzumaki bloodlines.

After all, Tsunade's grandmother was Princess Uzumaki.

Therefore, they are all descendants of Kaguya Otsutsuki.

As time passed, the first volume of the fan fiction on the screen came to an end, and no second volume appeared.

The plot stops when Tsunade is about to give birth. As the most outstanding medical ninja in the ninja world, Tsunade knows the gender of the fetus in her womb, but she doesn't say it.

The fact that it didn't continue relieved some people.

But many people are dissatisfied.

At the very least, Tsunade and Kushina should both have children!

Kushina's child should be a red-haired Naruto!

Naruto is basically just a different father; he should have all the necessary attributes.

Of course, this is the 'reader's' opinion.

Konoha.

Koharu, the woman in the tucked room, breathed a sigh of relief. The victims were Tsunade and Kushina, so as long as it wasn't her, it wasn't a big problem.

You should know that although she is old, she was once the most beautiful girl in Konoha.

This time I escaped unscathed, but will I be able to escape every time in the future?
This made her somewhat worried.

In fact, almost all the female ninjas in the village had concerns.

In this case, Tsunade was probably the biggest victim!
Kushina is long dead, after all; we must respect the dead.

But Tsunade is still alive.

After this, how will people view Tsunade when she goes out?

Koharu, who also sleeps in the same room, knows Tsunade.

Needless to say, Tsunade must be furious.

What happens next in the story?

Not far from her, a ninja was feeling frustrated, drawn in by "Naruto: Starting Out Against the Heavens".

Oh, right, all the male ninjas in the village with the surname Uesugi are having a headache.

In the distance, a member of the police department was being teased by a group of people; the one being teased was named Uesugi.

Originally, all members of the police department were surnamed Uchiha, but as a large number of Uchiha resigned, the police department was severely understaffed, and Fugaku was almost left alone.

The police department is also quite important to the village.

Few Uchiha are willing to work in the police department anymore, so we can't just abolish that department.

There was no other way but to bring in someone from outside the Uchiha clan.

In addition to members of some ninja clans joining the police department, there are also civilian ninjas.

"The light curtain is getting more and more evil." Mitokado Homura walked over.

Mitokado Enoki and Utatane Koharu have been friends for decades.

For Koharu, who was transferred to another dormitory, her best friend was Homura Mitokado.

Mitokado Homura wanted the light screen to reveal more important information, preferably information that was beneficial to Konoha, that is, more information about other ninja villages.

However, according to the screen, Konoha is the main character.

This is troublesome.

As more and more important information about Konoha is exposed through the light screen, this is certainly not a good thing for Konoha.

Koharu, who was switching dorms, had similar thoughts.

Therefore, both of them disliked the light screen.

Although they obtained some important information through the light screen, in their opinion, it was still a losing proposition.

Therefore, the two also considered dealing with the light barrier.

But dealing with the light barrier is easier said than done. Although some methods were devised, none of them were feasible.

"With the current strength of the ninja world, they are helpless against this light barrier." Koharu Utatane sighed, also feeling helpless.

(End of this chapter)