Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 256: The Strategy for Invading Konoha?
The Land of Wind, the Hidden Sands.

The Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, turned pale.

He and Orochimaru appeared on the screen. Because the Daimyo of the Land of Wind had entrusted all the missions to Konoha and cut off the annual funding to Sunagakure, Sunagakure's situation was becoming increasingly difficult.

In order to change the situation of Sunagakure, Rasa secretly cooperated with Orochimaru, planning to use the pretext of jointly holding the Chunin Exams with Konoha to invade Konoha and bring it to its knees. The plan was good, but unsurprisingly, a small accident occurred.

[His mission ended prematurely; on his way to Konoha, Rasa was killed by Orochimaru, who disguised himself as the Kazekage, and no one noticed.]

[Outside Konoha, Orochimaru, disguised as the Kazekage, said seriously: "During this invasion of Konoha, don't touch the noodle shop. Don't fight the woman with cataracts. If you encounter a blond-haired guy, pretend to repent. If you see a genin, run away. Remember to grease the soles of your shoes. If you encounter a white-haired Kage-level punk, whoever is the weakest among you should fight him and deplete his chakra. Trust me, you can go toe-to-toe with him."]

Although his face was dark, Luo Sha's eyes lit up.

It's clear that the light screen has a prank element to it.

But it might not be a strategy for invading Konoha.

At this time, some of the Sand Ninja in the village had already taken notes, hoping they might come in handy in the future!

……

Grass Ninja Village.

"Quickly write them all down."

"Write it down quickly."

At this time, people in all the ninja villages, big and small, except for Konoha, wrote down what Orochimaru said on the light screen.

As for Orochimaru, his lips twitched.

A strategy for invading Konoha?
To say it's completely useless is an understatement! But it also seems to have some use.

only……

Yellow hair? Pretending to repent? It must be referring to meeting Naruto!

The woman with cataracts? It must be Hinata Hyuga.

But is it really okay to talk about Hinata's Byakugan like that...?
As for running away at the sight of a genin, that's absurd; there are quite a few genin in Konoha.

Finally, even if Kakashi's record is often evenly matched, his strength is undeniable. If a weakling were to fight Kakashi, they would be instantly defeated.

"This light screen is clearly a joke; taking it seriously is a losing proposition." Orochimaru shook his head and smiled.

As for the claim on the screen that he assassinated the Fourth Kazekage, Orochimaru didn't care.

Even if Sunagakure issues a warrant for his arrest, we won't panic.

At this point, those in the group who were aligned with Sunagakure all turned their anger towards Hiruzen Sarutobi.

After all, Orochimaru was Sarutobi's disciple.

Danzo: "The Fourth Kazekage secretly cooperated with Orochimaru in an attempt to destroy Konoha. He deserved to be killed by Orochimaru."

Ah Wei: "Guo Ying is right, I support him."

Danzo: "Damn it, I am the Dark Ninja, not some kind of 'Kage'. Don't call me 'Kage'."

Ah Wei: "Okay, Guoying!"

Danzo: #&*~】

Just as Awei was considering whether to mute Guoying, more members spoke up.

Then, Danzo appeared on the light screen.

Danzo and Orochimaru are connected and each has their own plans.

According to Danzo's plan, Orochimaru would launch the "Konoha Crush Plan," which would kill Sarutobi, and Konoha would not suffer too much damage. Danzo would then be responsible for cleaning up the mess.

root base.

Danzo could already foresee Sarutobi's death. His best friend of decades was still a little sad, but the thought of becoming Hokage excited him...

Danzo's old face was gloomy.

Although it's something he can do, what will others think of him if he pulls this stunt with the light screen?

It will be even more difficult for him to return to Konoha.

However, Danzo remained resolute in his heart, and even so, he would not give up.

He would die with regrets if he didn't become Hokage.

After becoming Hokage, he will make Konoha great again.

This has always been his principle.

……

In Konoha, Naruto frowned.

Should I pretend to repent when I see him?

Naruto looked unwell, and the Hyuga clan members in the village, including their leader Hiashi Hyuga, also looked unwell.

The Hyuga are the strongest clan in Konoha, yet they're called cataracts? That's outrageous!

The village center is a prime location, and the ninja clans residing there are all formidable, such as the Sarutobi clan, the Mitokado clan, the Shimura clan, the Utatane clan, and the Ino-Shika-Cho trio.

The Hyuga clan's territory was also in a good location, much better than the Uchiha's.

Of course, before the Nine-Tails' attack, the Uchiha clan's location was actually quite good, but because of the Nine-Tails' attack, the Uchiha were suspected and ostracized, and were moved to the edge of the village.

Within the Hyuga clan's territory, Hyuga Hiashi was also alive.

It's easy to imagine that many people will refer to Hinata as having cataracts in the future.

That's not a nice thing to say.

"Orochimaru..." Hiashi pondered.

Since it was Orochimaru speaking on the screen, let's assume it was Orochimaru.

If I have the chance in the future, I definitely want to see Orochimaru.

But considering that Orochimaru was one of the Legendary Sannin, Hiashi sighed again.

The screen said that Orochimaru assassinated the Fourth Kazekage.

This shows that Orochimaru is very strong and not easy to deal with.

Moreover, Orochimaru's whereabouts are not easy to track.

Just then, Hiashi saw the clan's second elder, Hyuga Tokumitsu, pass by with a rather unpleasant expression.

He called out Tokumitsu's name and asked Hiashi casually.

It turns out that De Guang's son failed the Chunin exam.

Deguang's son was a genin, and he was considered quite outstanding among genin. Logically speaking, he should have had no problem passing the chunin exam, but he failed.

If it were just a matter of not performing well, that would be one thing, but in reality, it was a voluntary withdrawal.

Rather than becoming a Chunin, many Konoha ninjas nowadays have a soft spot for the title of Genin.

This was obviously influenced by the light screen.

"That's so irrational," Hiashi thought to himself.

Becoming a Chunin is definitely better than becoming a Genin.

As for the statement on the screen that Konoha's genin is the strongest, that's clearly a joke.

Take Naruto and Sasuke for example, they were practically cheating.

It's understandable why Elder Deguang was so angry.

If it were Hiashi's daughter who gave up the opportunity to become a Chunin and chose to remain a perpetual Genin, he would also be angry.

However, Riji tried to persuade Elder Deguang, but the effect was obviously not very good.

"This is one of the negative effects of the light barrier," Hiashi sighed.

……

Suddenly, someone in the group had a brilliant idea.

[A member of a group commented: Orochimaru is giving Gaara (Gaara) a power-up.]

"Both parents dead + no money = cheat code," that's what the screen says.

Although Rasa's legacy should be substantial, Gaara has older brothers and sisters.

Seeing someone spouting nonsense in the group, Gaara, with his severe dark circles under his eyes, kept a cold expression.

'Splash~'

A large amount of sand gushed out from the gourd behind Gaara.

As the sand dispersed, it formed a giant sand hand, reaching out to grasp the curtain of light in the sky.

However, Gaara's sand couldn't even shorten the distance to the light barrier, let alone attack it.

Gaara's sand is not inexhaustible; it soon reaches its limit.

Furthermore, Gaara doesn't have enough chakra. After all, Gaara doesn't have the physique of the Senju or Uzumaki.

Furthermore, Gaara is still too young, and he hasn't had enough time to refine his chakra.

Therefore, Gaara doesn't have much chakra.

As for Shukaku, it has a lot of chakra, but it won't lend it to Gaara casually.

Gaara looked disappointed that he couldn't attack the sky's light barrier with sand.

Of course, Gaara wasn't too surprised by this.

"Lend me some power." Gaara, unwilling to give up, turned to the One-Tailed Beast within him for help.

"Take it, take it!"

Ichi-Tac-Tooth wasn't stingy at all, lending Gaara a portion of its chakra.

However, even with just a portion of the One-Tailed Beast's chakra, Gaara struggled to control it.

Furthermore, the tailed beast chakra caused damage to Gaara's body.

"Boom~"

With some of the chakra provided by the One-Tailed Beast, a powerful surge of chakra immediately appeared on Gaara's body.

This chakra surpasses that of almost any Jonin in Sunagakure.

In Konoha, even Kakashi's chakra can't compare to the tailed beast chakra that Gaara currently possesses.

That's right, this chakra exceeds 1 calorie.

As the tailed beast's chakra merged with the sand, the sand also became violent.

However, even if the sand's power were increased many times over, the result would be the same.

The sand formed giant tentacles that extended above the sand cave, but they could not shorten the distance to the light curtain.

Standing on the ground, you can't tell that the distance between the sand and the light curtain has shortened.

Meanwhile, those around Gaara either turned away or hid, their gazes filled with fear and disgust as they looked at him.

Although everyone knows that Gaara is the Jinchūriki of the One-Tailed Beast and that the monster sealed inside Gaara is a Tailed Beast, they are still afraid and disgusted.

The sealing techniques of Sunagakure have always been ineffective.

This resulted in the seals on the Jinchūriki being very rudimentary.

As for One-Tail, it possesses powerful sealing techniques, but of course it would not give its sealing techniques to Sunagakure, since it would be too ridiculous to be sealed by its own sealing techniques.

Since the seal on Gaara is ineffective, then Gaara is in dire straits.

Ever since becoming a Jinchūriki, Gaara has been unable to fall asleep.

The tailed beast inside Gaara would occasionally go berserk.

Rasa, on the other hand, described Gaara as a 'failure'.

Jinchuriki are an important fighting force for ninja villages.

However, it is a failure for a Jinchūriki to not be able to control the power of the Tailed Beast within him.

Shukaku's repeated rampages have caused considerable damage to Sunagakure.

Fortunately, Rasa's Magnet Release was quite effective, and even in the desert, he was able to suppress the One-Tailed Beast.

Now, powerful tailed beast chakra has reappeared on Gaara. Is Shukaku going berserk again?
Therefore, the people around them could no longer remain calm.

But it was soon discovered that Shukaku had not gone berserk.

Gaara controls the tailed beast's chakra.

It's clear that Gaara intended to attack the light barrier with sand, but he failed.

Not far away, Rasa's figure appeared on the rooftop, his arms crossed in front of him, looking down at Gaara.

Then, Luo Sha looked up at the light screen.

Seeing Gaara's current strength, Rasa was not too satisfied, but he was not too disappointed either.

"Even though Shukaku lent some of his chakra to Kaga, he's still too inexperienced," Rasa thought to himself.

Rasa's Magnet Release: Gold Sand is far superior to Gaara's current level, yet even the Gold Sand cannot attack the light barrier.

If even the fourth-generation seal couldn't do it, how could the current corner possibly do it?

Even if one tail gives its all to support the corner, it's useless.

Luo Sha was not surprised that Ga La wanted to destroy the light barrier.

Even Luo Sha had the idea of ​​destroying the light barrier.

Some information can be obtained through the light screen.

However, the light barrier will also have an impact on the ninja world, both positive and negative.

Sunagakure was also inevitably affected to some extent.

After a while, seeing that Gala hadn't stopped, they realized that Gala hadn't stopped either.

Luo Sha flashed past in an instant.

The tailed beast chakra has already caused some damage to Gala's body, and it cannot continue.

As Rasa arrived behind Gala, Shukaku inside Gala's body began to stir.

The next moment, a large amount of sand transformed into a claw and grabbed at Luo Sha.

Before the sand claws could strike Luo Sha, Luo Sha formed a hand seal, and the next moment, a large amount of gold dust appeared, dazzlingly bright.

"Bang~"

The sand claw crumbled at the slightest touch, and the gold dust directly suppressed the corner.

Only then did those around them feel relieved.

……

Orochimaru, disguised as the Kazekage, said to his henchmen: "I'll reiterate one last time, during this invasion of Konoha, you might be able to fight Jonin, but if you encounter Genin, run! The waters here are too deep; you can't handle it."

Then, the invasion of Konoha began.

Somewhere in the village, Kakashi fought Orochimaru's weakest ninja, and the result was a draw.

At this moment, Kakashi, who was watching the light screen, widened his eyes.

Several ninja dogs were laughing beside Kakashi.

"Kakashi, we're not laughing at you," the largest ninja dog said with a smile.

Kakashi, however, had a deadpan expression; he didn't want to speak.

Needless to say, the label "50/50" has been attached to him.

Kakashi often defeats enemies in an instant, so why is he said to be evenly matched?

It's not uncommon for ninja battles to become stalemates; which Jonin hasn't experienced that a few times?
On the screen, Kai almost always defeated his opponents with a single punch, while Kakashi always fought to a draw, unable to instantly kill even the weakest opponents.

However, it's a 50/50 chance to fight one piece of trash, and it's the same whether you fight a group of trash.

Even if he were surrounded by several Kage-level opponents, the odds would probably still be even!
Kakashi was speechless.

Why is this happening?

Kakashi also reflected on his actions.

It's probably also related to his fighting style!
Before his father's suicide, he had one fighting style. After his father's suicide, his fighting style changed. After Obito and Rin died (he didn't know Obito was alive before), after his teacher and teacher's wife died, and after seeing that his teacher's son was not doing well, all these things changed his fighting style quite a bit.

Therefore, when facing a weaker enemy, they often prefer to exchange a few blows rather than kill them instantly.

"Kakashi, you're a man who can go toe-to-toe with Might Guy, and a rival he respects." Another ninja dog comforted Kakashi.

"That's right! You should know that Might Guy only has three opponents he truly respects: Madara Hoshigaki, Kisame Uchiha, and you."

……

You could see from Kakashi's mask that his lips twitched slightly.

There's really no need for such comforting words.

Kakashi has a pretty good mentality.

As for Kisame Uchiha and the like, it's best not to let the Uchiha clan hear it, otherwise it could easily cause trouble.

You should know that Kakashi has a Mangekyou Sharingan, which makes many people in the Uchiha clan unhappy.

Previously, the Uchiha clan believed that Kakashi only possessed the three-tomoe Sharingan.

While the three-tomoe Sharingan is valuable, it is far inferior to the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Nowadays, many members of the Uchiha clan are clamoring to take back the Sharingan from Kakashi.

(End of this chapter)