Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 26 Hidan's Intimidation of the Entire Shinobi World?
[In Naruto, my underling is Hidan...]

Golden hands reappeared on the screen and then flipped through a book.

Clearly, this is another Naruto fanfiction.

The protagonist transmigrates to the Naruto world and becomes a ninja in Yugakure (Hidden Hot Spring Village). While Hidan is still young, he tricks Hidan into becoming his subordinate. Later, he has a wild idea and uses Hidan to intimidate the entire ninja world...

Hot Spring Village, known as the village that has forgotten the war.
With the war over, Yugakure's fighting strength dwindled, while the village possessed abundant natural resources. Hidan, born in Yugakure, craved battle and thus became dissatisfied with the village. He joined the emerging Jashin Cult, becoming a product of their forbidden jutsu experiments, and the only one to successfully achieve immortality.

Thanks to his immortality, Hidan wouldn't die even if his head were severed from his body. Of course, this isn't absolute; he would still die if he didn't receive adequate nutrition for a long time.

With his immortality, Hidan also learned the Jashin Cult's curse techniques. Using the Bloodstained Three-Moon Scythe, he could obtain the blood of others, lick it, and allow it to flow into his own body to cast curses...

The transmigrator, Lao Liu, began devising ways to collect blood and establish a blood bank at his secret base in Tangyin Village.
Contracting with mosquito-like spirit beasts, breeding various mosquitoes, and establishing a multinational blood donation company...

Naruto uses a skillful seduction technique, causing Iruka to bleed from his nose. The sixth member of the Konoha underlings then seizes the opportunity to collect the blood.
Naruto used his Sexy Jutsu, causing Hiruzen Sarutobi to bleed from his nose, and Jiraiya to bleed from his nose as well...

Under the cover of night, someone found sanitary napkins in the trash heap of Konoha...

Thanks to Lao Liu's various shady tactics, Tang Yin's blood bank is becoming increasingly full.

Not to mention the ninjas from various villages, the blood of daimyo and nobles from various countries was also collected.

Hidan is just a tool responsible for licking blood and casting curses.

Everything was in place, and Lao Liu stopped pretending and laid his cards on the table.

[Amegakure - Konan, you don't want anything to happen to Nagato, do you?]
Konoha—Monkey, you don't want Danzo to get into trouble, do you?

Kumogakure—the Fourth Raikage, you didn't want this either...

...]

Hidan: ...

His abilities have been fully exposed.

For ninjas, intelligence is of paramount importance.

Now, information about Hidan is no longer a secret in the ninja world. With this information, dealing with him will be much easier.

Furthermore, that sixth brother on the screen went too far.

He was tricked when he was young and became that sixth brother's henchman, but they treated him like a tool.

And isn't his ability being exaggerated?

Indeed, he is immortal and possesses cursed secret techniques, but it's not as exaggerated as it appears on the screen!
At this moment, the sixth brother on the light screen also obtained the forbidden technique of Konoha, the Eight Gates, and made 'him' practice it.

Having mastered the Eight Gates Formation, opening all eight gates would increase chakra dozens of times, but it would also inevitably lead to death. If he possessed an immortal body, he could open the eight gates at will.
That's giving him way too much credit!

With the Eight Gates and the curse, plus the massive blood bank of Yugakure, Hidan intimidated the entire ninja world.
For Hidan, his purpose in existence was simply to be the boss's tool. With Hidan's help, the sixth brother completely let loose and began to do whatever he pleased.

As Hidan, with a smile, licks his blood, another ninja in the world dies.

At that moment, Hidan's scythe, which he was carrying on his shoulder, fell to the ground, and he was deeply shocked.

The absurdity on the screen was getting more and more outrageous, but it also gave Hidan a lot of inspiration.

The sixth brother has taken his immortality and curse techniques to a whole new level.

but……

If Hidan were truly as powerful as depicted on the screen, he would definitely kill the sixth brother first.

Although the light screen gave him a lot of inspiration, it also exposed his abilities. In addition, looking at Hidan on the light screen made him furious.

His fiery temper got the better of him, and he couldn't help but curse.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.

With the light screen like this, how will he ever be able to survive in the ninja world again?
Everyone wants to kill him? No, he's probably hunted down by the entire ninja world!
Oh no, is this Barbie Q?
……

In Konoha, Iruka looked embarrassed as Naruto stared at him with a strange gaze.

"Nurudo, that's not how you use the Transformation Jutsu." Iruka was embarrassed for a moment before seriously admonishing Naruto.

The image of the third generation has been 'smeared' again.

Jiraiya, who frequented brothels to "gather material," felt his reputation had been unfairly damaged. Although he wrote banned books, spied on women in bathhouses, and spent nights in brothels, he was... an honest man.

The name of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha is still very prestigious.

……

In a dark corner of the ninja world, Orochimaru suddenly felt that the title of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha could be discarded.

However, Orochimaru was more interested in Hidan's immortality and curse techniques.

As for the claim on the screen that Hidan intimidated the entire ninja world, Orochimaru thought it was definitely an exaggeration.

Or, if Hidan's chakra were powerful enough, comparable to the God of Shinobi, he might actually be able to do what was shown on the light screen.

Orochimaru was interested in Kakuzu's Earth Grudge Fear and Hidan's Jashin Cult's special physique and secret techniques.

"By the way, I wonder how Kabuto is doing." Orochimaru suddenly thought of Kabuto.

Although Orochimaru had many subordinates, Kabuto was his most capable.

It would be a real shame if Kabuto died!

I guess Kabuto went to assassinate that old bastard Danzo.

However, Danzo's strength should not be underestimated, and given his treacherous nature, Kabuto's chances of success are virtually nonexistent.

Moreover, Danzo must also be paying attention to the light screen, so he would definitely be on guard, making it even more difficult for Kabuto to assassinate Danzo.

Actually, Orochimaru didn't want Danzo to die for the time being, because he could still secretly cooperate with Danzo.

……

Amegakure (Rain Village), Akatsuki's base.

The emaciated Nagato had red hair and black sticks stuck in his back.

At this moment, Nagato's Rinnegan turned, and his entire body released a terrifying killing intent.

The sixth brother on the screen was actually using him to threaten Xiao Nan?
"Nagato, calm down. What's on the screen is nonsense." Konan was also angry, but she still tried to calm Nagato down first.

It would be terrible if Nagato went berserk.

Hidan's abilities are definitely not as exaggerated as they appear on the screen.

……

Underground black market.

Not only has Hidan's bounty appeared, but the amount is also increasing rapidly.

Hidan, a Super S-rank rogue ninja from Yugakure, with a bounty of 8000 million ryo from Yugakure.

Yugakure Village alone has offered an 8000 million ryo bounty on Hidan.

In addition, there were other ninja villages, as well as daimyo and nobles from many countries.

In a short period of time, Hidan's bounty has reached over 8 million taels.

Many people in the ninja world were frightened by the light screen; Hidan's ability was too bizarre.

If Hidan were to see the light screen and learn from it, he might one day be able to truly intimidate the entire ninja world.

Therefore, it's better to let Hidan die sooner rather than later.

The five great nations were all very generous this time.

Since Hidan is immortal, his life must be valuable, so what's wrong with offering more money as a bounty for him?

Meanwhile, in the underground gold exchange, Kakuzu was trembling with excitement.

This big order is his, and no one can compete with him for it.

After finishing this deal, I can take a break for a few years.

(End of this chapter)