Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 260 Kakuzu: I...am not angry at all.

"Hero's Water?"

Danzo squinted as he pondered.

Could it increase a ninja's chakra by dozens of times?
This is good stuff!
Such a wonderful thing is destined to be associated with Danzo.

Since it's in Takigakure, things will be easier.

Takigakure was a small ninja village from the very beginning.

Even though it was once second only to the five great ninja villages, it was still a small ninja village.

If we were to rank the smaller ninja villages by strength, Takigakure wouldn't rank very high.

"Even if I were to do it all by myself, destroying Takigakure would be a piece of cake," Danzo thought to himself.

A Kage-level fighter could single-handedly destroy a nation.

Danzo's current strength far surpasses that of a typical Kage.

Even if it were difficult to deal with a small ninja village, would it be?

Of course, whether the Water of Heroes in Takigakure really exists is another matter, since it was mentioned on the screen and may not be true.

But since the light screen said that Takigakure had the Hero's Water, Danzo decided to send his subordinates to investigate.

If that's true, then Danzo must seize the Hero's Water.

Even if it doesn't permanently increase chakra by dozens of times, but only for a short period of time, it's still a good thing.

Outside Konoha Village, Kakuzu threw a shuriken at Hashirama from 800 li away. Hashirama caught it casually, but Kakuzu was terrified and immediately turned to run away. However, he tripped over a tree root and scrambled to his feet...

Kakuzu:?
That's utter nonsense. His assassination attempt on Hashirama back then was not like what was shown on the screen.

To praise Hashirama, you're belittling him like this?

Are you going to demonize him like this?

How can it be repaired?
Needless to say, many people will laugh at him after seeing the screen!
And Kakuzu will be labeled as cowardly.

Taking a deep breath, Kakuzu calmed himself down: "I... am not angry at all."

After failing his mission, Kakuzu returned to the village, only to be falsely accused and severely punished. In a fit of rage, Kakuzu took the Earth Grudge Technique and slaughtered all the village's high-ranking officials.

Thanks to the Earth Grudge Fear technique, Kakuzu was able to possess five hearts. By replacing his hearts, his lifespan was extended, as evidenced by the poem written by later generations: "The immortal Takizaka, Kakuzu, lives as long as the heavens..."

Jiao Xiaodu?
Kakuzu's face darkened.

Don't go too far, know when to stop!
[In Konoha, Kakuzu arrived at the izakaya. Everyone drinking there stared at him, then laughed, and someone shouted, "Kakuzu, you've got another new scar on your face!"]

Kakuzu: Hmph!

Kakuzu didn't answer, but walked to the counter and said, "Warm a bowl of wine, and a plate of fennel beans."

Then Kakuzu took out several large coins from his person.

Inside the izakaya, someone deliberately shouted loudly, "You must have gotten thrashed by Naruto again!"

Upon hearing this, Kakuzu widened his eyes and said, "How can you slander someone's innocence like this..."

"What innocence? My grandfather saw you throw a shuriken at the First Hokage from 800 miles away, and trip over a tree root when you turned to run away."

Kakuzu's face flushed red, and the veins on his forehead bulged as he argued, "Tripping doesn't count as losing. Tripping... that's a Wood Release tree root, how can that count as losing?"

Then came a string of incomprehensible phrases, such as "Earthly Grievance Unfulfilled" and "Five Escapes United," which drew laughter from the crowd, filling the shop with a joyful atmosphere.

Kakuzu:? ? ?
Kakuzu: ###
The light screen is defaming people's innocence.

It's over, my reputation is ruined...

In an instant, many 'lines' burst out from Kakuzu's body.

Earthly resentment 100%...

……

Konoha.

Many people had strange expressions, which then turned into suppressed laughter.

Naruto's eyes widened in disbelief. He had utterly defeated Kakuzu?
However, judging from how Kazuya assassinated the First Hokage on the screen, he's just trash!

The fact that the high-ranking members of Takigakure were all killed by a piece of trash shows how even trash he is.

As for beating a piece of trash, there's nothing to be proud of.

……

In Kirigakure, the Fifth Mizukage, Terumi Mei, was also smiling.

"Lord Mizukage, Kakuzu is not to be underestimated," said Genji, who was standing next to Terumi Mei.

“I know that,” Mei Terumi said with a smile.

Although the screen belittled Kakuzu, Mei Terumi knew that Kakuzu was not simple.

Just watch these live streams that belittle Kakuzu for fun; don't take them seriously.

The story of Kakuzu assassinating the First Hokage is definitely not what is depicted on the screen.

The fact that Kakuzu dared to assassinate Hashirama Senju shows that he was not lacking in courage.

It's not surprising that the Horned Ones failed.

After all, Hashirama was the God of Shinobi, and his strength was extraordinary.

Even if Kakuzu were to go back in time, he wouldn't be able to defeat Hashirama! Let alone the Kakuzu of the past before he had even mastered Earth Grudge Fear.

The attitude of the Takigakure leadership after Kakuzu's defeat is understandable.

Whether the assassination attempt on Hashirama succeeds or fails, someone has to take the blame.

Therefore, it was inevitable that Kakuzu would be abandoned by the higher-ups of Takigakure from the moment he accepted the mission to assassinate Hashirama.

Just like when the people from Kumogakure went to Konoha for peace talks, they ended up kidnapping the eldest daughter of the Hyuga clan in Konoha. After being killed by the Hyuga clan leader, Kumogakure shamelessly turned around and bit back, almost forcing the Hyuga clan leader to commit suicide. In the end, the Hyuga clan leader's twin brother committed suicide to smooth things over.

So, what would happen if a ninja from one village successfully assassinated the leader of another village? What would happen if he failed?
Especially when ninjas from small ninja villages go to assassinate the Kage of large ninja villages.

Therefore, Kakuzu's attempt to assassinate the First Hokage was destined to end in tragedy.

Mei Terumi learned quite a bit about the secret technique of Earth Grudge Fear through the light screen.

It's a pretty good forbidden technique.

Kakuzu has mastered the Earth Grudge Technique; to kill Kakuzu, one must destroy his five hearts.

In other words, Kakuzu has 5 lives.

This is really tricky.

"The light screen says that Kakuzu has combined his five elemental powers into one?" Mei Terumi seemed to be deep in thought.

Considering that Kakuzu has 5 hearts, does that mean each heart has a different chakra nature?
In other words, Kakuzu possesses five chakra natures.

It seems that Kakuzu is probably stronger than we thought.

However, Kakuzu isn't an enemy of Kirigakure right now!

But the Heroic Water of Takigakure...

Mei Terumi was a little curious.

After all, it's something that can increase a ninja's chakra by dozens of times.

At this moment, many ninjas in the village were talking about it.

Is the "Hero's Water" mentioned on the screen real?

"It can increase a person's chakra by dozens of times? How is that possible?"

"Isn't this comparable to Emperor Kai's Eight Gates Formation?"

"I've heard that the Akimichi clan of Konoha has a secret medicine that increases chakra."

"The strength of Takigakure... isn't that great!"

……

Somewhere in the Land of Water, Raiga Kurosuki sneered.

Raiga was one of the first Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist.

Back then, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist infiltrated the Land of Fire to carry out a surprise attack on Konoha, but they encountered young Might Guy and Ebisu. In order to protect Guy and the others, Might Guy opened the Eight Gates.

Although Eight Gates Dai was not as powerful as Eight Gates Guy mentioned on the screen, he was still incredibly strong. In that battle, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist became the "Lucky Three".

Raiga, the wielder of the Raigatō, Suigetsu Hozuki, the wielder of Samehada, and Juzo Biwa, the wielder of the Kubikiribōchō, successfully escaped.

After Suigetsu Hozuki died, Samehada became Kisame's weapon.

As for Raiya, he defected because he was dissatisfied with the village's policies.

That's right, Raiga is now a rogue ninja from Kirigakure.

After becoming a rogue ninja, Raiga committed numerous evil deeds.

Even now, Raiga shows no remorse.

Now, Raiga has also become interested in the Hero's Water of Takigakure.

Since the light screen says that Takigakure has the Hero's Water, then it is very likely that it really does exist.

This prompted Raiga to decide to make a trip to Takigakure.

If the Hidden Waters of Takigakure truly possess the Hero's Water, then we will seize it.

If Raiga Kurosuki's chakra could increase several dozen times, his strength would surpass that of the Five Kage!

For ninjas, strength is of paramount importance.

Only ninjas with great strength can realize their ambitions.

If his Raiga is strong enough, he could even return to Kirigakure as the Mizukage! To change Kirigakure in his own way?
The thought alone excited him.

Having made up his mind, Raiga immediately set off.

However, not long after, Raiya's expression changed.

Kisame appeared ahead.

Raiga, Kisame, and Zabuza all have connections.

But Raiga hated everyone else in the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, not just the first group, but also the second.

Kisame belonged to the second batch.

Currently, Kisame is a Jonin of Kirigakure, while Raiga is a rogue ninja.

Needless to say, Kisame is going to take Raiga back.

But Raiga will not go back with Kisame.

Therefore, a battle is inevitable.

“Raiga, come back with me. The Fifth Boss might forgive you,” Kisame said to Raiga.

"Either you take my body back, or you leave your body here, and the Samehada in your hand becomes my collectible." Raiga grinned menacingly.

Kisame sighed; Raiga's attitude remained as firm as ever.

At this moment, Kisame didn't say anything more.

"By the way, Kisame Uchiha..." Raiga hadn't finished speaking when Kisame was enraged.

Kisame Uchiha?
This title is now taboo for Kisame.

Kisame will not let anyone who dares to address him in this way get away with it.

A cold smile appeared on Raiga's lips; he was deliberately provoking Kisame.

Making Kisame lose his composure makes it easier to defeat him.

Having crossed paths with Kisame before, Raiga was well aware of Kisame's strength.

For Raiga, this is a formidable rival.

Kisame didn't underestimate Raiga either.

The Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist are all formidable.

Raiya was among the first batch.

Furthermore, even Might Guy's father, Might Guy, couldn't kill Raiga back then.

Being able to escape from Eight Gates Dai is also a testament to his strength.

Raiga specializes in Lightning Release, which is effective against Earth Release. Kisame, on the other hand, specializes in Water Release, which is effective against Earth Release, while Water Release is effective against Fire Release.

In terms of chakra attributes, neither side has any advantage, so it's fairly even.

In a flash, Kisame appeared in front of Raiga and then swung Samehada at Raiga.

Some of the sharp spikes on the shark's skin have been exposed.

The bandages wrapped around Samehada were also torn in some places.

Raiga dodged Kisame's attack, but Kisame's subsequent attacks were even more ferocious.

Dodging left and right, Lei Ya soon found himself with nowhere to hide.

Raiya swung his sword to block.

The lightning blade struck Samehada, and electric arcs flashed.

Neither of them used ninjutsu; it was a contest of taijutsu and swordsmanship.

Although Kisame's attacks were fierce, Raiga was still able to defend himself.

But after a short time, Raiga was at a disadvantage.

At that moment, Raiga used ninjutsu.

In the clash of ninjutsu, Kisame still had the upper hand.

Raiga's strength is not weak, but he is still somewhat inferior to Kisame.

The battle continued, and Raiga's expression was very grim; he had somewhat underestimated Kisame.

But Raiya is also unable to escape now.

I was planning to go to Takigakure to retrieve the Hero's Water, but I never expected to encounter Kisame.

Suddenly, dark clouds filled the sky, and a strong wind and heavy rain began.

Heavy rain is not uncommon in the Land of Water, though it's not as frequent as in the Land of Rain.

Lei Ya was overjoyed.

There was a thunderstorm in the clouds above.

This kind of weather is perfect for Raiya's operations.

Kisame's expression changed, realizing something was wrong.

"Kisame, this is where you'll die today. Prepare yourself!" Raiga laughed wildly.

Then, Lei Ya raised the thunder blade in his hand.

"Boom~"

Lightning flashed and thunder roared as a bolt of lightning struck, landing squarely on the blade in Lei Ya's hand.

With the help of the heavenly thunder, the power of the thunder blade increased dramatically.

Kisame gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength.

……

There was a large pit in the ground, and the water at the bottom of the pit was getting bigger and bigger.

The heavy rain was still falling.

Kisame stood at the edge of the large pit.

At this moment, Raiga was nowhere to be seen.

Kisame was slightly injured, and Raiga was also injured.

But the injured Raiga escaped.

Kisame was a little disappointed that he couldn't bring Raiga back to the village.

The Fifth Mizukage said that it would be best to bring Raiga back to the village alive, but it would also be acceptable to bring Raiga's corpse back.

This isn't the weather; Kisame thinks he can take down Raiga.

Raiga escaped, so finding him again won't be easy.

……

In the Land of Grass, a ninja wearing a Takigakure headband is being hunted down.

Before long, several grass ninjas caught up with the water ninja.

A small team of ninja from Takigakure came to the Land of Grass to complete a mission: escorting a caravan. The mission was easy, but the rewards were generous.

But because the screen said that Takigakure had the Hero's Water, Kusaka ninja also set their sights on it.

Upon discovering that Takigakure ninjas were carrying out a mission in the Land of Grass, the Grass Ninjas also launched an operation.

Now, only this one Takigakure ninja remains from the Takigakure squad that came to the Land of Grass to carry out their mission.

This Takigakure is just a genin.

Surrounded by several grass ninja, the ninja from Takigakure looked tense, with cold sweat beading on his forehead.

"Does your village really have some kind of magical water?" a grass ninja asked with a smile.

“No, what’s on the screen is nonsense,” Taki Shinobu said.

"You'll get killed if you don't tell the truth." Another ninja laughed, but his smile carried a hint of cruelty.

The other grass ninjas all had amused looks in their eyes.

Then, the strongest of the grass ninjas made his move. Although he was only a Chunin, he instantly rendered the water ninja powerless and left him lying on the ground.

These grass ninjas have many ways to get the water ninjas to tell the truth.

Before long, it was confirmed from the mouth of this Takigakure ninja that the Takigakure Village truly possessed the Hero's Water.

The grass ninjas looked at each other.

"it is true."

"The Hidden Waters of Takigakure truly possess heroic water."

"If our Grass Ninja Village obtains the Hero's Water, our strength will be greatly enhanced."

……

Soon, the news reached the village.

The leaders of Kusagakure were also excited.

Without delay, we immediately arranged for some grass ninja to go to the Land of Waterfall.

Many people are now paying attention to the light screen, which is a good thing for the Grass Ninja.

It is foreseeable that Takigakure will strengthen the protection of the Hero's Water.

(End of this chapter)