Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 262 Boruto was speechless.
Suddenly, the style of the image on the screen changed.

Konoha is unfamiliar to many, but it's a refreshing sight for some.

Judging from the art style on the screen, you can tell it's 'Boruto'.

Naruto's eyes widened as well, wanting to see not only the one-armed Sasuke, but also Boruto and Himawari.

Under the cover of night, Sasuke and Boruto rested on a forest path.

Boruto looked at Sasuke: "Uncle Sasuke, tell me about my dad!"

Sasuke asked calmly, "What do you want to know?"

After thinking for a moment, Boruto said, "For example... who is his best friend?"

At this moment, many people in the village answered on behalf of Sasuke on the light screen.

Naruto's best friend?
Without a doubt, it must be Erzhuzi! If it weren't, no one would agree.

Fortunately, the light screen did not disappoint.

Sasuke: "...It's me!"

Boruto smiled and said, "I thought so too! Is there anyone he cares about particularly?"

Sasuke: "...Me."

Boruto: "Who did he give his first kiss to?"

Naruto was getting a little frantic.

Sasuke's face also darkened.

Meanwhile, some of the survivors, such as Fugaku, Mikoto, and Itachi, did not look well.

Even those who were dead, like Minato and Kushina, had dark expressions on their faces.

Of course, most people just watch for fun.

However, many onlookers in Konoha were discussing it with great interest.

Sasuke: "...It's still me."

Boruto: "???"

Boruto: "What?! Did he like you before?!"

Sasuke: "...No, he used to like my wife."

Boruto: "???"

Boruto on the screen was speechless.

Suddenly I realize how complicated adults are.

Or rather, Boruto doesn't quite understand the 'bond' between Naruto and Sasuke.

Almost everyone in the village who was watching couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Jiraiya didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't control the corners of his mouth.

Jiraiya found what Sasuke said on the screen to be quite credible.

If the light screen hasn't appeared yet, then what it says in the future should be what the light screen indicates.

But the trajectory of fate has changed, so the future of Naruto and Sasuke may not be what is shown on the screen.

By the way, Sakura and Hinata were also affected to some extent.

"Speaking of which, isn't Naruto the one who suffered the most?" Jiraiya wondered with a strange expression.

After all, according to the original trajectory of fate, Sasuke's first kiss, Sakura's first kiss, and Hinata's first kiss would all belong to Naruto in the future. But because of the appearance of the light screen, variables have been created, and the future is hard to say.

Therefore, Sasuke and Sakura's first kiss may not be given to Naruto, and even Hinata's first kiss may not be given to Naruto.

Looking at it this way, Naruto is... at a huge loss?
Thinking inappropriately, Jiraiya's smile became somewhat lewd.

……

Sarutobi Sasuke expressed strong opinions about the Pure Land.

Fugaku Uchiha named his youngest son Sasuke because he admired him, but this was really unnecessary.

Actually, Fugaku was trying to curry favor with Hiruzen!
But what good is this little bit of cleverness?

The rift between the Uchiha clan and the village is a matter of principle, and even if Hiruzen has some feelings for Fugaku, it wouldn't violate that principle.

Moreover, Danzo, Homura Mitokado, and Koharu Utatane, among others, do not trust the Uchiha clan. Even if Hiruzen were to give the Uchiha clan his trust, there would be significant resistance.

As the head of the Uchiha clan, Fugaku's blatant flattery of Hiruzen would likely cause the Uchiha clan members to feel some contempt and resentment towards him.
But it's also understandable that it's Fugaku.

Both the First and Second Hokage were from the Senju clan, and the Uchiha and Senju were arch-enemies, so Fugaku dared not name his son Uchiha Butsuma or anything like that.

Besides, both Hashirama and Tobirama are dead, and the Hokage is the Third Hokage.

It just so happens that the third generation is not from the Senju clan.

Furthermore, given that the third generation was known for his kindness and benevolence, is there anything wrong with Fugaku showing some reverence for his deceased father? The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, right?
However, everything changed after the light screen appeared.

He named his son Sasuke, and the explanation on the screen was that Sarutobi Sasuke was only fit to be Fugaku's son. Therefore, in Fugaku's heart, Hiruzen was just a grandson.

Of course, the light screen was a joke.

According to the tradition in the ninja world, only those who revere someone will give their descendants the same name.

The name Sasuke isn't exactly common in the ninja world, but it's not exactly rare either.

Sarutobi Sasuke knew several Sasukes during his lifetime.

……

Fugaku looked unwell, and his mood was even worse.

That brat Naruto...

It would be strange if Fugaku could look pleased knowing that his son and daughter-in-law would both have their first kiss with Naruto.

At this moment, Fugaku wanted to slap Naruto to death.

In addition, Fugaku also regretted naming his second son Sasuke.

Naming his son Sasuke was obviously an attempt to please the Third Hokage, and it did have some effect.

The second son of the Uchiha clan leader was named Sasuke, which made the Third Hokage more favorable towards the Uchiha clan.

Mikoto and the Fourth Hokage's wife are best friends.

Minato was also relatively kind to the Uchiha clan.

If it weren't for the Nine-Tails' attack, the Uchiha clan would actually be in a pretty good situation.

Unfortunately, there's that troublesome Obito.

The Uchiha clan was severely harmed by Obito's Nine-Tails attack.

Even if the light screen hadn't revealed it, Fugaku wouldn't have known that the masked man was Obito. Instead, he suspected that the masked man was Madara Uchiha. Although it was somewhat unbelievable that Madara Uchiha was still alive, he possessed the Sharingan and could control the Nine-Tails, so he definitely had the Mangekyou Sharingan.

But as the light screen was revealed, Fugaku learned the masked man's true identity.

Unexpectedly, it was Uchiha Obito.

Obito was also a disciple of the Fourth Hokage.

Furthermore, Obito was an anomaly among the Uchiha clan. He was kind-hearted, helpful, cheerful, and had a warm heart. It was unexpected that he would become so extreme after turning to the dark side.

Now, Fugaku feels like strangling Obito.

Obito used to be a loser, and Fugaku didn't take him seriously. But after Obito became Minato's disciple, Fugaku started to pay more attention to him.

It's a pity that Obito died so young when Minato became Hokage. After all, if Obito had lived, he could have become a bridge between the clan and the Hokage.

I never expected that Obito would be chosen by Madara Uchiha.

In addition, Obito was also able to activate the Kaleidoscope.

Obito gave one of his Sharingan eyes to Kakashi.

With only one Sharingan left, and it's only two tomoe, it can still transform into the Mangekyou Sharingan. Isn't that a bit outrageous?

Furthermore, Obito's Mangekyou Sharingan is also incredibly overpowered.

If Obito's Mangekyou Sharingan techniques were Amaterasu and Kagutsuchi...

cough cough...

Looking at the light screen, Fugaku's gaze seemed to pierce through it, revealing a pair of powerful hands behind it that manipulated destiny.

This world was created by higher-dimensional beings, and everything was pre-programmed.

Therefore, Obito's character was also designed. If Obito's abilities were designed to be strong, then Obito would be strong. If Obito were designed to be trash, then Obito would be trash.

However, this does not mean that Fugaku forgave Obito.

In Fugaku's view, the rift between the clan and the village was mostly Obito's fault.

How much effort did Fugaku put in to resolve the rift between his clan and the village? How much pressure did he feel? Only he knows.

Everything... is thanks to Obito!

As he thought about it, anger and hatred welled up in Fugaku's heart.

Obito's name must also be crossed out on the family tree.

Obito didn't deserve the Uchiha surname at all; he was a sinner to his clan.

"That Sakura guy..."

Ino was a little jealous of Sakura.

Naruto Uzumaki, the son of the Fourth Hokage and the reincarnation of Ashura, the second son of the Sage of Six Paths, has a crush on Sakura.

And Sakura actually managed to marry Sasuke.

Even if Sasuke goes out and has fun after marriage, leaving Sakura to raise their child and pay off the mortgage in Konoha, Sakura would still be happy with it!
Ino was a little jealous of Sakura.

Ino is jealous of Sakura, while Sakura is hiding at home.

Whenever Sakura steps out of her house, many people look at her strangely.

……

Minato, inside the Grim Reaper's belly, also frowned.

“Yongdai, your son and Sasuke must have been arranged by the Six Paths Elder. Indra and Ashura couldn’t reconcile, which the Six Paths Elder regrets. Hashirama and Madara will break up after they reconcile, so he needs to deepen the bond between your son and Sasuke… yes, the bond.” Yin Jiuwei said with a smile.

Minato listened to what Kurama said and seemed to be deep in thought.

Minato thought about it carefully and felt that what Kurama said made sense.

At this moment, Minato wanted to greet the Sage of Six Paths.

……

[Hashirama: I feel it's necessary to clarify that I am not Naruto's past life. I am the Senju, he is the Uzumaki; we have nothing to do with each other.]

Hashirama suddenly spoke in the group chat.

After all, the light screen had previously stated that Hashirama was Naruto's past life.

It would have been better if Hashirama hadn't said anything, but once he did, the group chat became even more lively.

Many members were joking with Hashirama.

After all, such an opportunity is rare, so of course we should seize it.

As for whether Hashirama was Naruto's past life, that's unclear.

Perhaps only the Sage of Six Paths knows!

However, in terms of personality, Naruto and Hashirama are indeed quite similar.

[Awei: Hashirama and Naruto are similar in some ways. For example, they are both reincarnations of Ashura, the second son of the Sage of Six Paths, and both were willing to sacrifice themselves for the peace of Konoha. They also inherit the same spirit of bonds and protection. But there are still differences.]

Ah Wei also shared his thoughts in the group chat.

Indra vowed to be resurrected multiple times to fight forever, and in order to stop his brother, Ashura was also resurrected multiple times.

In the final battle at the Valley of the End between Hashirama and Madara, Hashirama 'killed' Madara, severed their bond with his own hands, and returned to the village, indicating that the village was more important to him than Madara.

The final battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End was different. Naruto chose to die with Sasuke to maintain the balance of the village. They would live together and die together.

No wonder Hashirama couldn't become the protagonist.

It's obvious that the bond between them isn't strong enough!
Although Awei doesn't fully understand the bond between Hashirama and Madara, or the bond between Sasuke and Naruto.

But bonds are clearly the 'theme' of the Naruto world.

Before Awei could finish speaking in the group chat, Hashirama interrupted him, eager to refute him.

Of course, Hashirama does not deny his determination to sacrifice himself for the village.

For Hashirama, the village always comes first.

Hashirama was determined to protect the village at all costs.

After all, Konoha was hard-won.

It was no easy feat to establish Konoha.

It would be such a pity if Konoha were destroyed.

Hashirama's ideals were all in Konoha; for him, his ideals were more important than his own life.

As for the differences between Madara and Hashirama, it was actually a clash of ideologies.

However, Madara's ideology was guided by Black Zetsu, the sixth brother.

……

"Pure Land," the Sage of Six Paths sighed.

After joining forces with Hamura to seal his mother, he divided the Ten-Tails' chakra, established the ninja world, spread ninjutsu, and ushered in the era of ninjas.

Unfortunately, Indra strayed from the right path.

Through the light screen, he knew that Indra had definitely been tricked by Black Zetsu.

The Sage of Six Paths observed the bond and eventual rift between Hashirama and Madara.

I used to just feel it was a pity, but I didn't know about Black Zetsu's plan.

Unexpectedly, before his mother was sealed away by him and Hamura, she created a Black Zetsu.

If it weren't for Black Zetsu, the ninja world would be much more peaceful!

"Mother, it's your fault," the Sage of Six Paths thought to himself.

As for choosing Ashura to inherit the Ninja Clan back then, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

Asura is indeed more suitable than Indra.

Just like after Konoha was established, the First Hokage was the reincarnation of Ashura, not Indra. You should know that Hagoromo did not interfere.

When Madara chose to leave Konoha, no one from the Uchiha clan followed him. What more needs to be said?
"Black Zetsu..." The Sage of Six Paths' gaze sharpened considerably.

If we want peace in the ninja world, Black Zetsu must be dealt with.

However, Black Zetsu is the will of his mother. Although his strength may not be great, he is immortal.

Does the ninja world currently possess the power to destroy Black Zetsu?
Hard to say.

Therefore, sealing Black Zetsu away is the best option.

Thinking about it this way, I immediately thought of Nagato.

Nagato has the Uzumaki bloodline and the Rinnegan, although the Rinnegan was transplanted into him by Madara.

But Nagato should be able to seal Black Zetsu.

But we still need to make a good plan.

……

Inside the Kamui dimension, Obito is eating hot pot.

He gets hungry too.

When you're hungry, you should definitely get something to eat.

Eating is a frequent activity in the Divine Might Space.

While eating, Obito also watched the light screen.

He admired the bond between Naruto and Sasuke.

As for his bond with Kakashi, he didn't think it could compare to the bond between Sasuke and Naruto.

Obito:? ? ?
Suddenly, Obito stared in disbelief at the light screen.

However, Obito appeared on the light screen, and he was eating hot pot in the Kamui dimension.

This is too much of a coincidence.

But the ingredients in the hot pot on the screen were much more plentiful.

Frowning, Obito seriously suspected that the light barrier was spying on him.

Looking at Obito on the screen again, he took off his mask, revealing half of his handsome face.

He was eating hotpot and humming a song, looking like he was in a great mood.

Immediately, the group chat erupted in discussion.

Some people criticize Obito, such as Uchiha Tajima.

Some people have mixed feelings, like Lin.

Knowing what Obito had done, whether it was the Nine-Tails' rampage or the Blood Mist Village, Rin did not approve of it.

Because of her, Obito became extreme, which made her feel guilty and remorseful.

Back then, she didn't want the Three-Tails to destroy Konoha, so she chose to be killed by Kakashi. However, Obito caused the Nine-Tails' rampage, which caused great damage to Konoha and killed many people, including Minato and Kushina.

Besides Rin, Kakashi's feelings were also complicated.

Blame Obito? Forgive Obito?

At this moment, Kakashi appeared on the light screen again. Of course, Kakashi was not in Obito's Kamui dimension, but at home.

Kakashi arrives at the bathroom at home and sees the toilet is clogged...

Kakashi seemed to have guessed what was going to happen next, and his eyes widened in surprise.

(End of this chapter)