Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 269 Sympathizing with Deidara for half a second

Danzo threw out a kunai.

His grasp of timing is very shrewd.

"Since you didn't even attempt to become intangible from the start, and are so arrogant, don't blame me for this~" Danzo thought to himself.

The kunai struck suddenly, and Danzo believed that the masked man would be attacked before he could react.

However, Danzo's smile froze.

However, the kunai struck the masked man, but the masked man turned into a piece of wood.

Substitution!
Danzo scanned his surroundings and strained his senses, but found nothing.

This made Danzo's face extremely gloomy.

"Kamui... I will definitely obtain it," Danzo murmured to himself.

……

The clay bird flew in the air, and Deidara stood on its back.

They caused some trouble in Konoha, and Deidara was also severely beaten.

His art still needs improvement.

At that moment, Deidara appeared on the light screen.

Deidara, he was someone who was disgusted to death by the Uchiha clan...

Deidara: ? ? ?

Was he disgusted to death by the Uchiha?

[First, Deidara was psychologically damaged by Itachi, then deceived by Obito pretending to be a newbie, had his arm dislocated by the Sharingan, and finally was driven to self-destruction by Sasuke. May the Pure Land be free of Uchiha... Oh! Sorry, the Pure Land is full of Uchiha.]

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Deidara's mentality is starting to crumble.

Some images appeared on the light screen.

For example, after being overwhelmed by the Sharingan during his fight with Itachi, he started training his own eyes in the hope of being able to counter the Sharingan.

For example, he lost an arm in his battle with Gaara.

Kakashi tore off his other arm with Kamui. Was he dead after losing both arms? No, he still had his mouth!
It's time to show everyone what true verbal sparring really is.

Might Guy almost fell, but luckily Kakashi was there for him.

Deidara analyzed it in his mind.

The actions Deidara took on the screen were indeed in his style.

Finally, there was the battle with Sasuke.

Sasuke completely despised his art, so he deliberately self-destructed.

Ironically, he even showed concern for the masked man, Obito, in the end.

Obito could have easily saved him!

He and Obito were of one mind, and Obito played mind games with him.

It was a wrong payment after all.

It can only be said that the waters of the ninja world are too deep for him to handle.

Besides, he's not the main character after all.

Naruto has the protagonist's halo, but he only has the 'death halo'.

So heartbreaking!
At this moment, Deidara was naturally in a bad mood.

However, he did not question the art of explosion.

……

Iwagakure.

Onoki sighed. Deidara, that brat, is just too rebellious.

They had no idea how deep the waters of the ninja world ran.

Regardless, Deidara was one of Onoki's most prized disciples, and seeing Deidara's self-destruction on the screen evoked mixed feelings in him.

So, was this Deidara's destined fate?

At this moment, Onoki was not the only one in Iwagakure with mixed feelings.

Many people in the village had a problem with Deidara because he often caused explosions in the village, but now that they had seen the light screen, no one was happy about Deidara's death.

At this moment, someone in the group spoke up, expressing sympathy for Deidara for half a second.

The Pure Land, Ban really disdains.

That kind of art is utterly insignificant compared to the Uchiha clan.

However, the screen said that the Pure Land was full of Uchiha, which made Madara very unhappy.

Although they knew the light screen was mocking Deidara, the malice towards the Uchiha clan was still considerable.

Konoha.

Sasuke looked arrogant; compared to the Uchiha, Deidara was nothing.

However, the destruction caused by Deidara's self-destruction on the light screen still shocked Sasuke.

At this moment, some people in the group were discussing whether Deidara's self-destruction was stronger, or whether Konan's 6000 billion explosive tags were more powerful.

[Is that even a question? 6000 billion explosive tags are definitely superior.]

[In comparison, Deidara's ninjutsu is related to explosive clay; he creates various explosives using it. Konan's ninjutsu, on the other hand, is related to paper; her paper can also transform into explosive tags!]

[Deidara's self-destruction on the light screen had a radius exceeding 10 kilometers, instantly obliterating everything within that range. Sasuke would likely have died had he not caused Manda's demise.]

As for Konan's 6000 billion explosive tags, they can be disguised as a vast ocean, trapping enemies within and subjecting them to continuous bombardment.

[In terms of instantaneous power, Deidara's self-destruction is more powerful; however, in terms of attack range and sustained power, Konan is far superior.]

[By comparison, Minami's attack is more stable than Deidara's, and virtually foolproof, except that its instantaneous power is not as great as Deidara's C0. Therefore, in terms of artistry, Deidara should learn more from his sister Minami.]

"Absolutely foolproof?" Tu Zi smiled without saying a word.

I'm talking about normal circumstances; Obito's situation was clearly abnormal!

[By the way, how many normal people are there in the Uchiha clan?]

[Without personal attacks.]

……

Deidara: ###
Xiaonan:?
Obito's face also darkened. Was something wrong with him?

Furthermore, why are the Uchiha people abnormal?
However, to be fair, Konan's 6000 billion explosive tags posed a greater threat to Obito.

Although Deidara's self-destruction was incredibly powerful, it didn't even require him to become intangible for 5 minutes.

"Given Deidara's mentality, he's probably broken down by now!" Obito thought with a wicked grin.

Indeed, Deidara's defenses were breached.

For Deidara, belittling his art was more despicable than killing him.

What kind of art is Xiao Nan's?
……

Rain Ninja Village.

Nagato's expression also turned somewhat grave. Deidara's self-destruction...

Can the power of the Rinnegan be resisted?
Not sure.

Although he was confident in the power of the Rinnegan, Deidara's self-destruction was no small matter.

In addition, Nagato also began to re-evaluate Deidara.

In the past, Deidara was somewhat underestimated.

Having defeated Gaara, escaped right under the noses of Kakashi and Might Guy, and nearly killed Sasuke, Deidara has grown into a force to be reckoned with.

Of course, Deidara is still quite immature at this stage.

After all, the image on the screen represents Deidara from the future.

Given time to grow, Deidara should be able to reach the height shown on the screen, or even surpass it.

However, the ninja world has never lacked geniuses.

There are quite a few geniuses who failed to grow up.

And if a genius doesn't grow up, then there's no point in pursuing his potential.

……

Scorpion's feelings were also complicated.

He looked down on Deidara's so-called art.

But Deidara's self-destruction on the screen also shocked him.

"True art is not about explosions, but about eternity," Scorpion thought to himself.

This is Scorpion's understanding of art.

In pursuit of eternity, he studied puppetry and created human puppets.

They even transformed themselves into puppets.

However, he could not completely transform himself into a puppet.

A stone appeared in the scorpion's hand; this was the Grell Stone.

Grell's Stone is a peculiar mineral containing a large amount of chakra.

Scorpion obtained one by chance. He needs to think carefully about how to use this Grell Stone.

If used properly, this Grell Stone can greatly enhance the combat power of Scorpion's puppets.

In addition, the scorpion also set its sights on the dragon vein.

The dragon vein beneath the ruins of Loulan was partially absorbed by the heretical demonic statue, but a considerable amount remains.

But even though the dragon vein was sealed, there were still people responsible for guarding it.

All five major ninja villages are keeping an eye on the dragon vein.

Besides the five great ninja villages, many other people are also eyeing the Dragon Vein.

In this situation, it would be quite difficult to gain access to the dragon vein.

However, Scorpion has no intention of giving up.

……

Jiraiya's expression was also complicated.

Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato...

The Second Shinobi World War was started by Hanzo.

Hanzo, known as a demigod in the ninja world, was a Kage-level powerhouse with immense ambition. He wanted Amegakure to become the sixth great ninja village, which led to the war that drew in all five great ninja villages.

During the battle between Konoha and Amegakure, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade rushed to the battlefield. The three of them joined forces but failed to defeat Hanzo, and all of them were injured. Hanzo bestowed upon them the title of "Konoha Legendary Sannin".

Later, Jiraiya met Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato in the Land of Rain. He was shocked to discover that Nagato possessed the Rinnegan. He then determined that Nagato had the Uzumaki bloodline. So, he stayed in the Land of Rain for a while to protect the three children and teach them some ninjutsu.

To be honest, Jiraiya regretted not bringing the three little ones back to Konoha back then.

But it must be very difficult!
At that time, the relationship between Konoha and Amegakure was very tense. Bringing the children of the Land of Rain back to Konoha would be met with resentment from the villagers, and some people in the village would covet the Rinnegan. In addition, the three children also had ideals and wanted to save their country.

All I can say is that fate has its own arrangements.

Everything is arranged by fate, or ordained by heaven.

But he never expected that his disciple would experience such setbacks and pain after he left.

As he pondered this, Jiraiya felt a pang of self-reproach, regretting that he hadn't taught his students properly.

In fact, he could have changed some of the tragedies.

As I pondered this, I watched the screen.

Jiraiya felt a pang of sympathy for Deidara on the screen for half a second.

The disciple of the Third Tsuchikage, a genius of Iwagakure, is indeed extraordinary.

[Sasuke: I just asked Deidara to tell me where Itachi was, but he attacked me instead. As expected, there isn't a single normal person in Akatsuki.]

Upon seeing Sasuke, Deidara launched a sneak attack without hesitation. He didn't need a reason; he simply didn't like Sasuke and wanted to blow him up.

Because Itachi looked down on Deidara's art, Deidara hated Itachi and wanted to kill him. Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother, also has eyes that resemble Itachi's.

Deidara: I already have a way to die.

[Actually, it's because Sasuke isn't impressed by Deidara's art. For someone like Deidara, it's fine if they don't talk about art, but if someone dares to say his art is bad, even if it were Kaguya Otsutsuki, he'd blow her up immediately...]

Sasuke:? ? ?
Is that right?

He could understand this interpretation, but he found it difficult to accept.

However, given Deidara's style, it seems that's indeed the case.

As for the claim that Kaguya Otsutsuki looked down on Deidara's art and that Deidara wanted to blow Kaguya up, he didn't believe it.

……

Moon.

Kaguya, who was sealed away, had a disdainful expression.

Even if Deidara were to self-destruct, it would not pose a threat to her.

With just a slight move, she reaches a level that Deidara can only dream of.

Once Black Zetsu rescues her, she'll let Deidara become White Zetsu.

White Zetsu are always a welcome addition.

The ninja world is thriving now, with many ninjas and even more ordinary people.

It can produce many excellent White Zetsu.

However, she was still a little uneasy.

Can Black Zetsu rescue her?
It's been over a thousand years!
With the added variables caused by the light barrier, can Black Zetsu really save her?

She had her doubts about this.

But besides Black Zetsu, who else can save her? So, they can only place all their hopes on Black Zetsu.

I just hope Xiao Hei can do a good job.

……

"Mother, don't worry! I will definitely rescue you." Black Zetsu looked up at the moon and said silently in his heart.

His desire to save his mother never wavered.

For thousands of years, Black Zetsu has not changed in the slightest, although he is no longer the little black guy he used to be.

The long period of time transformed him from a dark-skinned boy into an old, dark-skinned man.

Although he is immortal, his mentality is old!
"Deidara who prioritizes art?" Black Zetsu pondered.

Knowing Deidara's personality makes him easier to handle!

Deidara's strength is not great now, but he's still good enough to catch Black Jue's eye.

Once Deidara grows up, he will have considerable value.

That's why it's worth Black Zetsu's attention.

If played well, Deidara could become an important pawn in his efforts to save his mother.

In a short time, Black Zetsu had a lot of ideas.

Of course, the idea is not mature enough and needs to be carefully considered.

However, it is necessary to send a few White Zetsu to keep an eye on Deidara.

It is essential to keep track of Deidara's movements.

……

Itachi frowned.

Deidara, that guy.

He simply looked down on Deidara's art.

Itachi thought it was a trivial matter, but he never expected that Deidara valued art more than his own life.

But to have Itachi apologize to Deidara? Are you kidding me?

Besides, Itachi genuinely looked down on Deidara's art.

However, after seeing Deidara's self-destruction on the screen, Itachi no longer completely looked down on Deidara's art.

"Deidara is too extreme," Itachi thought to himself.

In particular, Deidara's self-destruction on the light screen almost killed Sasuke.

If Sasuke hadn't been quick-witted and used Manda to block the attack, he would definitely have died.

This made Itachi really dislike Deidara.

At this moment, in Itachi's mind, Deidara was too dangerous, and it would be best to kill him.

As for the consequences of killing Deidara, we have to think about it carefully.

……

Longdi Cave.

Manda: &*#~
After it signed the contract with Orochimaru, Orochimaru didn't really trick it much.

At this moment, Manda thought of cherishing his life and staying away from Sasuke.

It will not sign a contract with Sasuke.

Become Sasuke's summoning beast? It doesn't care if other snakes are willing, but it definitely won't do it.

Now, it has absolutely no good feelings towards Sasuke.

It's fair to say that her affection for Sasuke is negative.

Deidara self-destructed, and Sasuke used it to block the attack. Then, it died, but Sasuke survived.

At this moment, many snakes nearby laughed at it.

Manda, who was already ill-tempered, was now even more enraged.

……

Orochimaru remained calm.

Orochimaru felt nothing about Sasuke's betrayal of Manda on the light screen.

Although Manda was Orochimaru's summoned beast, to Orochimaru, its death was no big deal.

In that situation, Sasuke's choice was not wrong. If it were Orochimaru, he would have made the same choice. Although he felt sorry for Manda, it was better for a snake to die than for him to die.

Deidara's self-destruction surprised Orochimaru.

I have to say, that brat Deidara is actually quite something.

(End of this chapter)